>i dont get it
I bet that mic feels very familiar to her lol
>>217196288Kek
nobody "gets it" the first time except /tv/ pseuds
>>217196288heh
>>217196422i get it, theyre monkeys
Who? I'm not a zoomer and watch reaction videos
she's so dumb, is it because shes blonde, a woman or because she's religious?
>>217196288lmao
>>217196288Lol
>>217196422thisand the ending is even worse with thathad almost no idea what was going on there til I read the bookthe monolith stuff at the beginning made sense the second time without the book, but the end still didn't get across what was actually supposedly going on
>>217197133YesShe’s in dire need of a large black obelisk inducing forced evolution in her
>>217196214Woman moment.
>>217196214I still don’t understand Mulholland Drive
>>217196288
>>217197133>*beats you up with her huge muscles*
No woman gets this movie
>>217197392get really fucked up before you watch it
https://youtu.be/BekjyAH7c2A?si=IdcN3lsOhWyeT_fI&t=24
>>217198252>is this the song from the barbie movie?
>>217196214She didn't even get Shaun of the Dead.
>>217198286she didnt actually say that did she lmao
is this what guys with gf's go through? the crazy part is that women reactors are trying their best and acting during them too. and they're still saying such dumb shit all the time. their best commentaries on movies and tv tends to be 'wow that was crazy!'
>>217197133>is it because shes blondeAre you fucking retarded? Her roots are darker than Kunta Kinte. Do you think the thing about stupid blonde women comes from women who colour their hair?
>>217198506we've seen pictures going back 10 years. you think she's been dying her hair regularly for that whole time bud?
>>217196214Milena and Lola would've gotten it. They also would've spent an hour discussing it vs Cassie's 60 second post-episode discussion
>>217196214>getting bullied by her boomer patreons to watch movies she hatesI love this timeline.
>>217198191She single? All the gym hoes in my area only do yoga and cardio, there's no wheyfus here.
I'm not interested in hearing plebeian opinions, I want to hear what FILMMAKERS have to say.
>>217198567they're so retarded that they think dr melfi is really smart
>>217198371Yes. It's actually why I enjoy her channel. They ask dumb questions throughout the movie then you get to fuck them afterwards. It's adorable.
>>217196214I had to unsubscribe from Cassie's channel because the comments left by her boomer subscribers would make me cringe too much
>>217198191Goddamn imagine her double gripping you just vigorously up and down up and down droplets of precum and spit just flying everywhere
>>217198629quite surreal. i imagine all viewers to be 20-30 year olds who have never held a girls hand.
>>217198629Dear Anonymous 01/08/26, I hope that my Post finds you well. Recently I have been watching "React" videos on YouTube. My wife died of cancer a few weeks ago, and the videos have provided some solace in my grief. I can only hope that my end comes soon.BTW, you should watch the most recent 'Star Wars' movie! I found it excellent.Yours,Larry
>>217198599Dr Melfi cured Tony Soprano, she also has the emotional intelligence to recognise when she’s corrected by others with regards to her blind spots, and the moral integrity to drop her patient when she realises that Tony getting better is a net negative for society and the world in general
>>217198681Depends on the channel. The average Popcorn In Bed viewer is over 60 years old.
>>217198703so you haven't seen the sopranos
>>217198728Let me guess, you think it’s a conservative wet dream lmfao
>>217198719legendary comment. this lived in her head rent free for years and probably still does. chocolategate.
>>217198740is this a bot?
my eyebrowfu
>>217198599Diegesis also think Dr. Melfi is really smart. Whenever anything related to psychology comes up on the Sopranos, Arianna always has to offer her expert opinion. I think she might be a social worker.
>one year later>still haven't watched part 2lazy serbs
>LM Reactions posted Mad Men Season 5 Ep 9 todayIn a week or two they'll watch my favorite Mad Men episodes. Peggy leaving and Lane hanging himself.
>>217198886Part 2 of what? Fallout?
>>217198828i like this chicks sopranos videos. she tries her best to read into everything happening.
>>217198945meant to reply to this lol >>217198567 part 2 of the godfather
>>217197112some 6/10 blonde that a few browns love
>>217197392>hollywood bad
>TBR Schmitt repeatedly asking why doesn't Manousos just find a road from Colombia to Panama instead of hiking through the jungle>says he's been to Colombia a dozen times since he's half Colombian>doesn't know about the Darien Gap
Why the fuck do you people watch this shit? What's wrong with you?
Why are most movie reactors low IQ?
>>217199049Perhaps we'll never know.
friend simulation >>> gf simulation 2 or 3 men reacting is best, seeing as they can discuss with eachother and they have more interesting things to say.
>>217196214What tv show will she watch after she finishes Game of Thrones to help revive her dying channel? Breaking Bad?
>>217199049This. The only people that find enjoyment in watching 85 IQ NEETs and roasites “reascting” to something is other 85 IQ NEETs and roasties.
>>217198828>watching Onlyfans whoresGross, only pure reactfus for me
>>217198371>is this what guys with gf's go through?It's worse, because your girlfriend isn't getting paid to pay attention to the movie.
>Spartan and Pudgey start watching dumb shit>YouTube videos barely crack 10k views>"It's actually your guys fault for using adblockers"holy cope
>>217199106>watch kpop demon hunters and sinners months after they come out>get barely any viewsi cant tell if its because she missed the hype wave or if her fanbase is all legitimately 60yo white boomers now that dont care about current movies, either way its kinda sadgone are the days when she was getting pushed by the algorithm and meeting up with the cruise
>>217199322Didn't they have to pay to go to that "influencer" event?
>>217199196>starts wearing more clothes that hide her rockin tits>suddenly the viewers start to go downMany such cases.
>>217197045Oh...the übermensch show yes, I am fellow aryan too. Nothing speaks Hitler like a mean breastfeeding something.
>>217198191my arms and biceps are literally smaller than her lol
>>217199378Same thing happened to Dasha Reacts
>>217196214>5 seconds in>"It's just black!">"what is this why is there nothing on the screen?"
>>217199378>>217199461meanwhile...
for me
>>217199561Dropped after she said in her Scarface reaction that hip hop is her favorite genre of music
>>217199552desperation is a foul odor
>>217199604she's a bit retarded and that's the charm
>>217198567Best ones on the platform for sure. Get that 2 minute discussion shit the fuck outta here.
>>217196288I don't get it
maple & arianna just started cowboy bebop on top of getting into the good part of the sopranosthey're really pulling ahead in this middle era of reaction channelsspamming arrested development jokes during the fast & furious movies after charlize theron showed up was a great choice, too
>>217198886>lazy serbsMilena and Lola are Spanish now
>>217199715>maple & arianna just started cowboy bebopLmao they're really trying to go for everything at once. I usually see that as a sign of a channel about to die.
>>217199715I have a feeling they're going to actually like Cowboy Bebop. Their reaction to the first episode seemed genuine. It wasn't fake af like with Fullmetal Alchemist and Attack on Titan.
>>217199737well, their bad movie channel has already lasted way longer than when cinebinge had "cinecringe"
>>217199768I only watch their bad movie stuff and Maple's porn
>>217199763it's the perfect anime for non-weebsI'm shocked more channels haven't done itbut then again there was a point when almost no one was doing the sopranos but now most of the bigger ones have at least started it, if not finished it completely and done many saints
>>217199794Cassie will never watch the Sopranos. Her boomer fanbase will see to that.
>>217199820she barely even counts, she's not part of the standard set
>>217199552Well all the viewers for the left one are massive cucks
>>217199785maples porn sucks
>>217199877low t
>>217196288if this post and its replies aren't the biggest indicator that jeets are the primary consumers of reactionslop
>>217199877I don't find her attractive but if I did I'd be into what I have seen of her OF shitBut I'm content making AI makeout videos of the asian chick and the tit cow from cinepals
I really enjoy Lipps React. Her Pluribus reaction videos were great. Shame she barely has any subs. She posts reactions to episodes only a few hours after they finish airing so she can be one of the top videos, but I don't think it helps.
>>217199944I don't know if anyone can really break big in the genre anymore it's already down from pandemic times and now it's all just audience loyalty from then
>not smart>not funny>not attractive>half a million subsI don't get
>>217200001they appeal to the "fat guys who wear tapout shirts" crowd
best girl
>>217200010So they're popular for the same reason Joe Rogen is? A bunch of people see them as the types you'd want to sit down and have a beer with?
>>217200001I don't get watching any couple reactors. Two people are far less engaged in a movie than one, and a lot of the time one is explaining things to the other like a know-it-all.
>>217199989Reaction videos are inherently trash to begin with. 90% of them are pre scripted or intentional overreactions to lure retards who think shouting, crying and jumping around is entertainment. Literal circus monkey behaviour.
>>217197133>blondeshe is probably smarter than you
>>217200032yesthey do mention UFC shit a lot, too
>>217200025cute but has npc personality and might be legitimately double digit iqher friend is more interesting but unfortunately got into the reaction game late and gets way fewer viewsalthough i literally just found out that she has a black bf so maybe not anymore
best niggas comin thru
>>217198629this cant be realmust be some sort of covert ad
>>217200073>double digit IQI don't know about that, I'm rewatching Fallout season 1 with her videos and she's got a better grasp of the show than most people here.
>>217198629Jesus
I watch Diegesis for Maple's charming personality as seen here>>>/wsg/6067801
>>217200144She has an atrocious personality, but i'll admit I like it when she laughs like Jabba the Hutt.
>>217199064Because they're womenduh
>>217200144hmm..this has put her butthole vids in a new light for me
>filmmaker reacts to...>checks his imdb page>he has one credit from 2010 where he played a security guardhttps://www.imdb.com/name/nm4054102/
>>217199886SimpLol
>>217200367>something happens>*heh-heh-heh, yooooooo"
>>217200367Alot of filmmaker reaction videos are basically just>"that's a shot">next scene>*points at screen* "That's a shot"
>>217196214Is anyone else surprised that vtuber cancer has not flooded the movie/tv show reactor content arena yet
>>217198681>i imagine all viewers to be 20-30 year olds who have never held a girls hand.it's probably the same as the camgirl audience desu.so many lonely boomers who used to have relationships or are hardstuck in a loveless marriage that just want a young pretty girl to acknowledge them, it's not even about the sex at that point, it's just trying to fill the void of loneliness.source: used to record chaturbate streams for easy emp uploads.
>>217200367>Damn man, that cinematography, like, wow.
>>217200522>ey, dey using da dutch angle
>>217200518>it's not even about the sex at that point, it's just trying to fill the void of loneliness.Emotional labour is a large part of all branches of sex work.
>>217200505I fucking wish it did, it would be so funny watching these sloppers seethe
>>217200041There's this one react couple where the girl is into BDSM and verbal abuse and she gets aroused everytime a scene in a movie or show even remotely shows something like ithttps://youtu.be/xQ35T3MQaSA?t=1059
https://youtu.be/eHDtI9y8s5A?si=MeG27KH5_2XfrCNh&t=211>cunnilingus??
>>217200505it has though. has been for a long time. lets not act as if they are any worse either. you probably just haven't seen it because they go for different things. unlike all the 60 year olds who watch these cunts, the vtuber audience is all younger, a lot of their react content is youtube stuff. but they do movies as well, just on stream or with discord paypiggies.
Chad, I know you lurk /tv/. Make Maple and Arianna watch Pluribus. They finished Stranger Things. They're almost done with both Euphoria and Arrested Development. No one gives af about the Righteous Gemstones.
>>217200659fuck off. nobody wants to rewatch pluribus
>2026 I am forgotten
>>217200659Maple does porn
>>217200761and?
>>217200785She needs to do much more of itShe actually did a porn reaction during a stream and that was really hot
>>217200073What are you talking about? Somebody posted a pic of Addie and her BF in one of these threads a few months ago and it was some white guy. Or are you talking about the other one?
>>217196422Nah it's pretty easy to get some of the base concepts through visual storytelling. But it definitely requires multiple watches.
>>217200837yeahhttps://gofile.io/d/BWLBrI
>>217200877disgusting
are there any reactors that have the balls to go "nah i didn't fuck with this one"?sometimes i see these chicks reacting to 60s-70s uncslop and i can't help but think that they have to pretend to be interested because otherwise their boomer simps will get mad
I feel bad for Brandon Likes Movies. He was targeted for copyright strikes by studios, while all these whores get away with it
>>217200934Coby said she stopped the movie Excalibur (1981) and told the guy who owned the channel basically "sorry but I can't do this this movie is terrible"
>>217196214Lol
>>217200977He was too dumb to play the game of making a few minor changes to the video and reuploading until the strikers gave up. Which is not surprising considering his commentary was also fucking stupid, and he was a big fat liar who fancied a massive movie library but somehow had never watched any of them.
>>217200367Just like those music producer reacts lmao
>>217201225>NIGGER REACTS TO IRON MAIDEN FIRST TIME LISTENING
>>217201242I love the ones where they react to the most popular movies ever made for the first time
>>217201253>"film student" watches shrek 2 for the first timei do honestly feel sad for these jackasses that spent all that damn time and money on something so useless and they are reduced to watching kuso (opposite of kino) for peanuts
>>217200001They were one of the first big first time watching GoT reactors, no? Back when the show was big
>>217197133>womanthat one
>*wears a flat chastity cage in you're path*
KaliWali my current favorite, titcow and is relatively smart.she must have had a lot of copyright issues with the Prestige reaction because a lot got cut out unfortunately
Yep, time for my annual rewatch.
i have a genuine question. why do so many male reactors wear a crappy little baseball cap? they trying to hide their baldness or something? (not that we could see it)
MrVideo got his buck broken in prison AND YOU LAUGHED
I am desperately looking for any signs of intelligence though it looks futile. My react crush might just be be retarded
>>217199886>>217196288I really don’t understand why some thirdies are so obsessed with the idea of white women with black penises. Just look at when it was categorically proven that all the “bnwo” accounts on xitter were jeets. I think it’s a coping mechanism for the fact they will never be able to land one themselves, so to see one defiled by something they consider disgusting (like black people) soothes their poor little hearts
>>217201641girls are cutest when they are retarded
>>217200877LMAO
>>217201647True but my love for retarded cutesy foids clashes with my love for intelligent storytelling. I am watching her play e33 and it's painful
>>217198598Pretty erudite but myself, I like to see what our troops think of kinos.
>>217200877I've heard for months that this chick does porn, but never went to the minimal trouble of googling it because she's just some fat chick that doesn't even have big tits, what could it possibly look like except some ugly fat chick?Now I know it's just some ugly fat chick.
>>217201641I can relate
>>217196214Colette is superior
Why are reaction fans like this
