For us to watch

AYO

We wuz Spartacus and sheeit.

>>217196629
I thought this was about the new Predator form the thumbnail

>>217196629
Honestly, I love the idea of bringing back the Spartacus series. Terrible plot though.

>The more western males that are miserable and dead, the better.
The reason why every decent media franchise gets tainted. It's literally that simple.

Because the showrunners knew I've always wanted to see a black woman fight a team of midgets to the death

>>217196629
this was ashur's actor best role, so he gave them the pitch

and starz is desperate enough to have another hit show as they haven't had any since spartacus

>>217197242
Outlander is big but no one talks about it

>>217196629

It’s called a MONEY GRAB.

Producers of a formally good/successful show trick the studio/streamer into making a reboot, sequel or spinoff, then make a cheap shitty garbage show (instead of trying to make a good show) and pocket the majority of the production money for themselves.

It’s one of Hollywood’s oldest tricks. And the reason that 99% of reboots, sequels and spin-offs suck shit.

>>217196629
It is fun. Spartacus Cinematic Universe is just such a fun IP. It's the moment to moment texture of it all.

>>217196769
Should have made a Gannicus alternate timeline spinoff where he conquers Rome.

>>217198297
while i hate the constant fornication and sexualization of every other bullshit, i can appreciate the attempt to anglicize latin grammar and verbiage

>>217198269
>formally

>>217196629
When will the vile midge brothers be culled?

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Is this the /sparty/ general?

Who dies this week?

>>217198542
the brothers ferox, followed by the homo bugchaser from age and aids

>>217196629
How would you rate the boobs compared to the original show?

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>>217198587

They're not killing off Koriss until maybe the last episode and maybe not even then but Gladiator Dad will soon get killed.

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>>217198917
>How would you rate the boobs compared to the original show?

They're nice but overall the original chicks were hotter.

>>217199054
Dad just got made Doctore, he's living. I predict the son will die trying to protect his whore girlfriend

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>>217199132
The red head has a ridiculous ass that they've not even shown in the show yet

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>>217198297
>Spartacus Cinematic Universe is just such a fun IP.

Indeed, I'm waiting for the Gannicus spin-off series, which might be the original actor in a sequel or a recast younger guy in a prequel.

>i can appreciate the attempt to anglicize latin grammar and verbiage

The over-the-top dialog is best part of the show.

We the plebs enjoy slopkino. Never going to stop enjoying it either. Stay bothered.

>>217199132
more fake tits. where are the basketball boltons o algo

>>217199132
>They're nice but overall the original chicks were hotter.
God the original had god-tier chicks.
>>217199188
Nice.

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>>217199148
>Dad just got made Doctore, he's living.

Koriss is obviously coming back, as Optier got slaughtered by the midges and that whole deal fell thru.

>I predict the son will die trying to protect his whore girlfriend

Tarchon is the pretty boy of the show and is billed in the main cast, he's there for the female viewers and of course Girlboss don't need no man.

Meanwhile, Celadus is listed as guest star and him dying to protect Girlboss in the arena creates tension between her and the son.

>>217199347
Koriss isn't going back to being doctore. He'll either be working outside the Ludus to find who killed Opiter or if Ashur was framed go against him and side with Cossutia
The prostitute girlfriend character doesn't seem to serve any purpose other than to potentially get Tarchon in trouble when he see's her with a rich client

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>>217199420
>Koriss isn't going back to being doctore. He'll either be working outside the Ludus to find who killed Opiter or if Ashur was framed go against him and side with Cossutia

Celadus will die in the arena, probably in a 2on2 match where Girlboss is the last one standing. Tarchon will be pissed but they are then paired by Ashur and have to learn to fight together blablabla.

Koriss will have killed the midges by then and can come back as doctore.

>The prostitute girlfriend character doesn't seem to serve any purpose other than to potentially get Tarchon in trouble when he see's her with a rich client

Yeah, I dunno what they're going to do with her? Hopefully she gets naked.

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viridia gets more and more charming with each passing episode. wonder how ashur's gonna fuck that up

>>217197506
>no one talks about it
People got tired from all the rape.

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>>217199592

Hilaria will end up killing Virida somehow.

>>217199592
best girl

the cast has zero charisma

to make the midget from Joker say cunt a lot and kill people

>>217199592
>how ashers gonna fuck that up
betcha caesar will just use their marriage and her martyrdom in another setup rehash of the last several episodes of faggot politiks

>>217199054
bugchaser homos always die in this series, no homosex ever makes it

>>217196629
It wss supposed to be so we could finally see Claudia Black nude.

>>217201123
Im literally gonna kill someone if she doesnt get naked

>>217196629
We know what happened to Good Solonius, but what of Bad Solonius?

>>217199132
take look like cheap porn whores
why is everything getting worse

>>217201143
He’s out there somewhere

>>217201132
It's the whole point of this series. If there's no nude Claudia then we burn Hollywood to the ground.

>>217201646
Agreed

>>217201646
Lucy Lawless set the precedent. Claudia must follow through

>>217201154
Good odds of at least one them using the minor fame from being in the show to launch an onlyfans

>>217199132
Kinda sad that Ivana is doing softcore porn. I thought she would become a big star after Pan's Labyrinth.

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>>217196629
For religious purposes, leftoids worship the negro, watching the negro on screen is an act of devotion. A leftist lady just became a martyr putting her body on the line to defend negro criminals, it is their way.

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I don't care how withered and saggy they are. I NEED to see them

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>>217196629
Every time these threads come up, I have to wonder if you were actually watching the series. Achillia isn't a "girlboss" and she's most certainly not a "mary sue." She's constantly getting clobbered and tossed around (quite literally in her big fight) who only wins because she's a feral animal willing to do anything to win. She's a lioness to Spartacus's tribal warrior or Gannicus's old veteran. It's a "different" style of fighting, not a "better" one.

>>217196629
For me to jerk off at the nude scenes on redgif

>>217203626
>I have to wonder if you were actually watching the series.
Don't come here much, huh.

>>217203645
>Don't come here much, huh.
I'm a late bloomer to Spartacus threads, my friends and I started watching them last year and only got into House of Ashur a couple weeks ago.

>>217203634
>he watches the three gladiators explicitly jerk their cocks for clothed Claudia Black on repeated

>>217203626
Nobody cares. Presentation look like that = into the trash it goes

it's that simple

havent watched past ep 2. one day i will continue

>>217204866
>one cherry picked photo out of dozens selected simply because it will make fragile chuddies cry
>fragile chuddies cry and seethe as the same picture is repeatedly posted proving how simple they are

>>217196629
To reuse the best parts of Spartacus & it's prequel.

>>217205162
>fragile leftists call normal people fragile because all their arguments are different flavors of NO U
I still don't watch your shows and you still seethe about it

Post the Ivana webm from episode 3. Those breasts on that body make the gods jealous.

>>217203377
This, and they get irrationally angry when you don't watch them
See this loser >>217205162

>>217206089
My favorite character of series. Never failed to engorge cock with lustful desire. Presense in new series is sorely missed.

>>217206388
There is another Ivana

I tried but it's too pozzed for me and Ashur hardly feels like the same character

>>217204866
Didn’t you think it was cool when Achillia killed the midgets?

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>>217207073
are those fake tits?

>>217196629
Humiliation ritual of white history, religious practice for those who worship blacks, and simply just having a known franchise that they think they can milk for a bit more money.

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Who will get killed in this week's episode?

>>217207271
Take a guess, champ.

>>217201646
>>217202048
>>217203522
it WILL happen

I've been watching Vengeance at the same time as this show and Ashur is weirdly nice in the new series, he better start raping and murdering soon
>>217198542
Broccoli head will kill his dad eventually

>>217207419
Claudia would not leave me in such condition. She shall see erotic task through to completion.

>>217207469
Ashur was usually pretty nice except to those who wronged him. Lucretia was a complete bitch to him and always continued to treat him like a pathetic lowly slave even after he was freed of the Ludus. She continued to disrespect him even aftet she was made his love slave. Almost everyone he hurts is someone who hurt him first like Crixus with Naevia. He never seeks to be a douche to anyone first, and they all have a dislike and attitude towards him from the start.

>>217203626
At least half the people in any given /tv/ thread have not actually watched the show/movie the thread is discussing and are just shitposting. Even more so true for Spartacus.

>>217207469
Ashur would have been one of the most loyal brothers out of the gladiators if they didn't constantly insult him and treat him like shit. I can't wait to see him get revenge on Caesar and his bitch tho.

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>>217203626
>tv
>watching
lol

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>>217207864
>I can't wait to see him get revenge on Caesar and his bitch tho.

He can't kill Caesar because we know in the original timeline he lived but Caesar's first wife Cornelia did die somehow, so in this show it'll no doubt be at the hands of (or by the order of) Ashur.

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>>217196654
>>217196639

>>217207864
Imagine how Achillia would act if she had been treating like Ashur and couldn't even get food that wasn't tainted by piss and shit

>>217207073
cgi nudity?

>>217208507
is that a thing? surely any actress is desperate enough to drop clothes for a part and a lot cheaper than a legion of Indians

>>217208243
I honestly wouldn't be surprised if it takes an alt history angle for shock value and kills caesar or at least knocks him down a peg or two.

>>217209013
>or at least knocks him down a peg or two.
He already got raped by a teenage boy, what more humiliation do you want for the man? I mean jeeeeeeez

>>217207864
He got treated badly at first because he rode Dagon's coattails while acting like he was the hero of that team and not the sidekick he actually was. It was his fault for being too cocky and delusional about his skill level, but it was the sort of flaw that could have been overcome with a little character growth if things had gone slightly differently. He never got the chance though because Dagon bullied him and Ashur pulled that prank at the orgy to get even, and most of the other gladiators weren't aware Ashur had been provoked and assumed he was being a treacherous little weasel for no reason. From then on he was kind of fucked because everyone in the ludus had made up their mind about him.

>>217208719
they cgi the nipples

>>217196629
>Why does this exist
Because (((they))) white people with every fiber of their being.

>>217209270
Kek no they don't

>>217208243
Ashur legit got his head sliced off and was brought to life. I mean anything could go down

>>217207864
>Ashur would have been one of the most loyal brothers out of the gladiators if they didn't constantly insult him and treat him like shit
He threw his best friend into getting buttfucked by a roman because he was stealing his thunder

>>217209727
was just a bit of bantz you wouldnt get it

>>217209128
I disagree, I think Ashur was the brains and Dagon was the muscle, and Ashur understood they both had value. But then the gladiators instantly accepted Dagon for being strong and he immediately throws Ashur into the trash. Ashur never tried to portray himself as some legendary hero, he just wanted to be accepted as one among them. Crixus is an asshole who deserved every bad thing that happened to him and Naevia.

>>217196629
Because Hollywood is obsessed with black female gladiators for some reason.
Same shit was in Those About To Die and will most certainly be in Gladiator 3

>>217210627
>Because Hollywood is obsessed with blacks
FTFY

>>217210627
We're getting more female gladiators. Ashur will start a trend for other houses

humiliation ritual obviously

>>217196629
most people seething here nowadays do not even watch the show, just seethe.

it satisfies the itch which the original spartacus did. it's honestly not that bad. it's just popcorn entertainment, soft core porn, drama in kino fictional roman setting, like the previous spartacus(es) were.

idk why people here crying about the woman gladiator, there were women fighters and gays in the previous ones too. imo she somewhat works in the plot. more ridulous were that ashur were literally brought back from dead and still he doesn't believe in gods? like fucking hell.

if the female gladiator would be an actual fit looking Nubian queen, she looks like some ghetto milf, the show would be 8.5/10. now it's just 7.5/10.

>>217210699
And all female gladiators will take turns pegging Ashur.
Also some of them will be trans.

>>217210779
main problem with the show is that the gladiators are not memorable. think about spartacus season 1, we had all sorts of loveable characters, here its ashur, the chick he is lusting over and...???? the midgets are funny i guess but not even the villains are loveable like lucy lawless or that one blonde hair crazy ass roman noble chick from S1. i still like it but clear downgrade.

>>217199592
my heart races every time she's in a scene <3
8=================================D

>>217196629
Words fall from mouth like shit from ass

>>217210839
i cannot agree with you, i think the gladiators were as shit as they are here. the fucking first champion, channot remember the name maybe bastion or something, literally the worst character of all spartacus and it's spinoffs.

>>217210791
Oooh. imagine some of the fake trans cocks. fuckers are going to be even bigger

>>217210925
you saying people don't watch this show is projection, except with you it's the original series

>>217210925
thats insane how can you not love gannicus, spartacus, varro, ashur, ozempic or whatever the fuck the doctores name was, crixus, lucy lawless, S1 naevia, good solonus. i cant even remember the name of the son and father duo in house of ashur.

>>217211033
Gannicus is my King

>>217210999
it's been over a decade since spartacus aired, bro.

>>217211033
crixus was the name, not bastion. that guy sucked ass. dominus and good solonius were kino though and there's certainly no-one on their par in this new spin-off.

>>217209670
Not at all. They were forced to wrap up his arc early since they wouldn't continue long enough to do it justice. This is not "randomly going back and shitting out changes to anything". Ashur was always meant to live and is the only change that they wanted to make. They finally got a chance to make that season they had always wanted. If you watch Spartacus, it's there building up in literally every season. Random bullshit like Caesar dying or Gannicus coming back to life is not

>>217210445
After they kill of Batiatus, Crixus is only concerned with freeing Naevia no matter how many die. So they lie to him and say she is dead so they wouldn't attack the heavily guarded mines and lots would die. He finds out and beats up Agron. Then they attack the mines and lots of them die kek. All to save Crixus' raped insane girl. Crixus was a simple fuck and should have gone on his own to sneak in or some shit.

>>217211254
Yeah I'm complaining. Shall see the path they go. If it gets renewed that is. I think it will

>>217199188
damn

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>>217209574
I hate to be the one to tell you fren, but it's true. Almost all the nudity in TV and movies for the past decade has been actresses in pasties and thongs with the nudity added digitally

>>217211599
>you didn't actually see MY nipple. You saw a fake drawn on so well that no one can tell the difference, but MY nipple looks slightly different! You've been jerking it to a fake nipple this whole time! How embarassing all those wasted jerk offs! You'll never know what MY real nipple looks like teehee!

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>>217210779
What's a nubian?

>>217211896
kek

>>217210925
then you have to watch the original Spartacus seasons again.

There were numerous little dynamics and mini stories in the Old Spartacus between the characters.

House of Ashur is fun though.

Yeah the gladiators aren’t as memorable but it’s still Spartacus so I’ll watch it even if it’s dogshit
I weirdly enjoy the episodes despite knowing they are bad, I just wish Ashur would cut the red head a bit of a break, she clearly loves you, don’t treat her like shit you faggot

>>217212982
Viridia>>>>>>

>>217199132

Gaia is the best girl.

Don't even @me, plebs.

>>217212982
Ashur does treat her kindly, but he has to put her in her place when she oversteps. Everyone else already looks down on him, if he had his body slave acting like his proper wife there'd be no end to the ridicule.

>>217213344
Gaia should have married Solonius. He would have treated her good.

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>>217212982
Aren’t as memorable is putting it lightly, 6 episodes and people still don't know their names

>>217214844
I liked him in The Expanse

>>217196769
Spoiler alert: Spartacus is dead and the Servile Wars are over

Spin off where Agron and Nasir fight against Crassus with the Parthians.

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>>217215511
I'm personally looking forward to Sex Rome: The Triumvirate.

I liked Opiter.

>>217215649
yeah, I'd watch that. Maybe they can weave Ashur into it.

>>217216269
looking forward to the sex scene with him and Korris were you?

>>217216269
big fan of the mars volta?

>>217216324
Not in a sexual way, I just think he had a soothing voice and demeanor. A very civil character.

>>217216462
They have his hair haha.

>>217210779
>idk why people here crying about the woman gladiator, there were women fighters and gays in the previous ones too.
yeah in the last season nobody cares about lmao
season 1 and the prequel had none of this shit

>>217216269
I did too. He's a fun spin on the typical scheming roman shit, he disarms by being non-threatening rather than just intimidating and openly committing crimes throughout the city to get his way.

>>217210925
>the fucking first champion, channot remember the name maybe bastion or something,
who the fuck did he mean by this?

>>217217560
xer is a shil that knows the name of every faceless character in house of ashur but couldn't remember crixus after 4 seasons as a lead character of the original series

>>217217668
eh. it's the type of names. If his name was Bob would remember

>>217210627
>Gladiator 3
Someone has to stop Ridley Scott

>>217212982
He's clearly lost interest in her since she got fucked by Caesar

>>217218807
it was already confirmed
If I'm not mistaken Gladiator 2 and 3 were shot back to back

>>217216585
The show creator's wife btw

>>217207419
I sacrificed to all the gods for it.

>>217220363
Lucky him, she's the only good looking woman in the show.

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>>217211055

I'm hoping we get a Gannicus spin-off show.

Opiter resembles an uglier male Morena Baccarin.

>>217220715
>she's the only good looking woman in the show.
she looks bogged to shit
here is the best looking woman>>217199592

>>217220715
Cuckold mentality

>Ashur somehow forgot that he told Proculus about his deal with Opiter

>>217220809
Shit, you're right. Now I can't unsee it

>>217216269
I had to skip the intimate gay scenes because they were revolting, but he was an interesting character.

>>217221109
I immediately noticed it during his first scene and it annoys me to no end.

>>217199592
When Cornelia realized Ashur is in love with Vindia, she rapes her in front of him. One more cucking before the season finale.

>>217220741
Gannicus is rewarded in the afterlife for doing the right thing and gets a chance to see what his life could be if he survived his crucifixion and found true love and it’s him fighting his way out of Rome solo to regroup with that cute slave he rescued and getting stuck on side quests.

Oh yeah there's a new episode

>>217221711
isn't it tomorrow?

>>217221732
Well I just downloaded it so...

>>217197242
>haven't had any since spartacus
They had Black Sails, American Gods, Ash vs Evil Dead, and Outlander. Also, Boss might not have been a success, but it's the best thing they ever produced. Kelsey Grammer in an R-rated Machiavellian drama.

>>217221794
>American Gods
No idea that was Starz. NEED to see Gillian Anderson in Spartacus now

>>217221753
ah true, thanks
just downloaded it too

>>217196629
its its hollywood bullshit just like everything else. nobody likes being reminded that cowboys were basically the janitors of the wild west and were basically 50% chinese and a good chunk of them were black and all that. super ethnically diverse and all that, only for hollywood to come along and pretend it was some white mans thing

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>>217207073
>fate tits
>unshaved

>>217222547
It's a merkin, they can't show pussy lips on TV

>>217207899
There is nothing worth watching nowadays

>>217197242
black sails was peak

Do I have to have watched the original series to get this new expanded universe?

>>217210779
Why would anyone normal watch pozzed shit?

All you are saying is that we have standards, which is a good thing

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>>217222659
>Do I have to have watched the original series to get this new expanded universe?

Why wouldn't you want to watch the entire show, it was great?

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>>217222748
To the 80s/90s would suffice

And I'd watch that over pozzed shit

>>217196629
because it's kino. first time in a long time I have been excited to watch show since prime GoT

>>217220715
this bitch is bogged. ashur's love interest is the only hot chick and her mother

>>217222659
nah. you can treat as its own thing and jump straight in. but you should check out the OG show

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>those midgets running around in the dark like Chucky

>>217209270
Why not CGI the pussy too instead of using a merkin

>>217223087
yeah the guy doesn't know what he is talking about. those a real nipples in the show because their boobs look just as artificial as their faces

>>217196629
For my entertainment; Ashur is superb.

>>217216585
Does any woman shave in this shit show?

Fucking monkey lovers

>>217223261
Sure buddy

>>217196629
Chuds liked the original show so it must be destroyed.

Latest episode was absolute midge kino. And Achillia finally picked up the spear style of fighting. I'm feeling hopeful towards the future of the series.

>>217224098
Is she finally likeable?

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>tfw AI will make all non-white characters white so it's watchable

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>>217207073
>gross bolt ons in ancient rome
couldn't they find some other literal who starlet with natural tits or at least good looking implants? she's getting mogged by torpedo tits and she had like one scene

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>>217199132
>look daddy I'm acting!

>>217216585
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/W_zkmOZOV5c

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>>217198917
they're ok'ish but mogged by old spartacus. they can redeem dishonor by showing claudia black tits despite pull of hades

>>217225548
/tv/ is a blue balls board you can't be posting these!

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>>217225565
my cock rages on

>>217196629
does the gorilla nigress show tits?

>>217225224
No. But we no longer have to watch her going 1 v 3 against muscle monsters.
She uses the spear pretty well - well no shit since she is a nubian hunter- fight choreography was well done tho.

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>>217225603
Do you dare enter the ARENA!?!?!?!?

>>217225264
The show is definitely missing main characters who are straight white men.

>>217225603
She's cute and yes she did already

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>>217220741
>>217211055

>>217196629
I'm actually enjoying the majority of this show but cringe every time the nigress is on screen. I don't understand where they are even trying to go with her story. Are we supposed to believe that she can make a living in the arena by getting the shit kicked out of her every time and then last second pulling out some "haha women are more agile" maneuver? She should obviously be dead by now but of course has the girlboss plot armor. This is what happens when you try to cater to both feminists and chuds.

>>217223436
terminally gay

>>217225889
>She's cute
Wrong.

>>217225481
is this before getting bogged?

>>217226438
her being shit allows the story to focus on the gladiator games more

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Why are all the women bogged?

>>217226594
its a metaphor for the decline of the republic
GARSH

Episode 7
Claudia Black, still not naked
Status: It's over

>>217226594
Showrunner's wife is bogged, which means he either genuinely thinks it looks good or he has to hire bogged actresses to make his bogged wife feel validated.

>>217226594
this is far more horrifying than the retarded cgi monsters in 300

>>217199644
I was a big fan of Battlestar Galactica and really tried giving Outlander a chance but I immediately quit watching that show after male on male rape became a major plot point. Like eww wtf was that shit. Maybe women can tolerate watching that but I definitely couldn't

>>217226516
Her being shit just makes it even more obvious that this retarded female storyline shouldn't be there to begin with.

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>>217225548
I was very happy to finally see Xena's tits.

>>217225889
she's (sadly) not cute at all.

>Korris beating the shit out of three midgets
The scene was just as hilarious as it sounds.

The nudity in this sucks compared to the old show

>>217222579
Can't show pussy but can show cock. Interesting

>>217222634
I sincerely hope they make a Black sails 2 with black lesbian pirates

>>217226594
lead in the drinking water

>>217229216
To be fair, most of the cocks are fake too

Please have the gladiatrices fight topless

>>217207073
Ivana a hottie. Idc if that's fake. That actually looks great. They should cast Paulina Gaitan too.

>>217199217
The a Gannicus spinoff season was right after season 1

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This dude cannot move at all, all the other actors have to slow down to match his pace. How was he even cast? He doesn't belong this show. Every action scene he's in it's really awkward. Somebody should just put him out of his misery.

All the girls in this show are really mid compared to the ones from the old seasons. Claudia Black better get her tits out next episode or else this was all pointless.

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its so bad. its 0/10

this is what the acolyte is to starwars
what true detective s4 is to the rest
it drags a timeless franchise into a shitfilled pit.
the ludus crew sucks
the sex scenes suck
the gladiators suck
the fighting scenes suck
i care for noone and nothing
ashur larping batiatus is corporate fanfiction
god damn this is once again anti entertainment.

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Why am I not seeing E07 on torrents?

>>217231246
She needs to have a drawn out lesbian scene with Viridia in the finale to make up for blueballing us the whole season.

>>217231103
They're not gonna like hearing this one!

>>217203377
What you say is actually true. Some people have a religious zeal for blacks. Any and all blacks must be seen as walking whipped jesus

Ashur will end up ruler of Rome

>>217232249
bimbo ruler of europe.

>>217231271
Yikes.

My cock rages on.

>>217231246
they made a point to have her seething about her pimp dying
probably front loaded 2 "sex scenes" for her when he was alive and there will be nothing from now on

>>217226594
>Why are all the women bogged?
The only women willing to get naked and perform. All the men look natural

>>217224098
>. And Achillia finally picked up the spear style of fighting. I'm feeling hopeful towards the future of the series.
Seemed like in the previews she picks up the swords again. I liked her with the spear too.

>>217231176
He's 65, should have casted a younger guy.

>>217234728
The men look very unnatural. They are all male models rather than downtrodden slaves. Caesar looks like a damn Ken doll.

>>217234882
is kind of symbolic of this series vs the original
instead of real masculine men with testosterone, they've hired a bunch of theater kids faggots

>>217234882
i meant their faces.

>>217234995
the original had jai courtney, please shut the fuck up. The spartucas actor was a model before acting.

>>217235570
any red carpets from this crew and they'll be prancing around like the flamers from the newest star trek

>>217196629
To give a black woman a job.