JACKFLOP 5 dropping this June ?!
>>217197012Obviously Forever.5 like they usually do with them. Maybe they're feeling bad about abandoning the "new cast" despite promising them they'd get their own Jackass show together lolForever was absolutely lifeless and it looked like noone wanted to be there except Knoxville lol that and the fact Steve O was a prima donna bitch all through it behind the scenes
>>217197012Hello I'm johnny knoxville and this is old person falls in bathtube and no one checks on them for 3 weeks because they alienated their children and the life alert bracelet that indian guy sold me doesn't work when I press the button in fact I open it up and it's just full of sand.
if there isnt a stunt where bam freebases frozen piss rocks im not watching
>>217197012Someone said 20 year anniversary of Number 2 which would make sense
>>217197012has to be the .5 thing they do for every movie, if knoxville takes one more bull hit he'll end up comatosed.
>>217197048Hi I'm johnny Knoxville and this is run over an ice agent
you can literally see the jackass 4 logo in the pic try harder
>>217197012The last one sucked.Except for two guys everybody was pussies.I get they are all older now ut dont bother if you dont have the heart for it anymore.What was worse is the younger people brought in as presumably future replacements were bigger pussies than the old men.
>>217197079Knoxville just posted this. That's the logo for the Jackass IG still but he announced jackass returning to theatres this summer
>>217197012They're literally old men now. I wouldn't be surprised if not a single one of them has been on a skateboard in the last fifteen years.
>>2171970694.5 already came out on netflix years ago
>>217197012No Bam, no Jacking!
>>217197124Bam skates again, I think Wee Man does
I don’t care what people say, I’m excited. No matter how old they get, jackass makes me laugh and feel good.
i just miss dico bros
>>217197252Bam is a fat fucking faggot
>>217197269Dico, Rake, Dunne, Compton ass Terry, Mike V, Gnarkill, CKY >>> Big Brother JACKFLOP
>>217197124>>217197252I don’t think most of the L.A. Big Brother guys even really skated, did they?
>>217197039They already did a forever.5, could be another shark week thing but doubt that would be theaters
How much horse cum will they drink this time? Will they forgo the drinking and just go straight to being fucked by it? Sickfuck degenerate kike "entertainment"
>>217197299Absolutely not. Jackass is the L.A. crew.
>>217197012https://youtube.com/shorts/HTiwUZwdetU?si=W1-NI1FYVvph1HaO>They might as well call it JACKFLOP 5
>>217197048Lol
>>217197332t. Sam Hyde fan
>i'm steve-o and this is have gay sex while you say the n word
>>217197260Me too, bro. https://youtu.be/LofXZ0j3XtI?si=PDuzDmz2QdgKyCk4
If i wanted to see old people do shenanigans together id just rewatch Top Gear or Grand Tour
>>217197452Fuck off, bong.
>>217197053they kicked bam out of jackass years ago
>>217197452Bloody good, that. Proper shows, I fancy watching a series of em this weekend. Fucking hell
>>217197291Bam has more sovl than anyone who's still apart of jackFLOP
weird, i randomly spent hours watching jackass shit yesterday after not thinking about it for years
>>217197291sign the contract tremaine
>>217197048>bathtube
>>217197484Icelandic skatepark status?
>>217197012Do you have to be a musician to be an Earth rocker?
>>217197494Status: unbuilt
>>217197510WASTED AND WOUNDED
is it jackass 5 or a rerelease?
>>217197518I was set up I was jumped.My best friend Novak just went back to rehab for the 15th time. Good luck with thatI'm sick of all the shitI'm sick of all the bullshit
>>217197546I think the safest guess is Jackass Number 2 20 year anniversary. It's also the day Dunne died
Did they do the skit where they put bam in a well and have 5+ guys piss down into it? Or the one where they all cum on him?
>>217197566Those were left on the drawing board for some reason..
Hello I’m Johnny Knoxville and this is the “Shartvelliance Camera.”>Steve-O hobbles into the office break room with a walker rambling about butt wipes and AA>sharts adult diaper>everyone else hobbles in wheezing laugh, Johnny Knoxville passes out
>>217197012>go to see Jackass Forever>only one in the theater>credits roll where they show usual BTS or extra footage>stay>theater employee enters and spots me>awkwardly waits until the credits are over>whole time he's in my peripheralNever again, only reason I went to see it was because I wanted to see at least one Jackass movie in the theater since I wasn't able to go see Jackass 3D which I regret
yes bam yes buy?
>>217197351Unironically he's right although I think Poopies and the fat guy were the only good additions to the cast, the rest were embarrassingly bad
No Bam No Watch
>>217197269>>217197299Jewtube channel called the Dern Bros recently did a big video about Viva la Bam and they interviewed almost everyone from the show except Dico. No idea why not. Even Raab and Rake were interviewed.
>>217197978I think Dico is the one who completely went offline and stays away from Jackass/CKY stuff. Probably just enjoying his life
>>217197881Poopies was great. I think it was one of the outtakes where they did a giant inflation explosion and Poopies said something like he thought the world was ending kek.
>>217197978I think he's just really hard to get in contact with. He's a very private guy these days. Last I saw, he was working at a seafood restaurant in West Chester and has basically just been a regular family man for the last 20-ish years.
GET BAM FUCKED UP AND THROW HIM IN THE PISS PIT
>>217198025 (Me)He occasionally posts YouTube videos from time to time. I've also read that he has several channels, but this is the only one I know of.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHUqqe4mPt4
>>217197012>well a wang dang and a hot damn doodleidk what the fuck johnny is trying to sell or hype up here but he just lost my interest 0.1 femtoseconds with that corny ass line.
>>217197012no bam no watch
>>217197920Some whore getting mildly hurt is not funny, women are into that shit so it felt more like it was her kink
>>217198008>>217198025https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MvD7n7slb9UHere's the video if you're interdasted.
>>217197546Nah no way it's a new movie we would have already heard about it by now if it was. Probably just a rerelease.
>>217198025>>217198008Steve O said that Dico was planning on doing skits again but that was it and that was like a year ago I think
>>217198071Could be>Jackass: The Movie - 25th Anniversary>Jackass Number Two - 20th Anniversaryor>Jackass Forever .5Probably the Forever .5
>>217198094forever.5 came out years ago
>>217198090That was like 3 years ago now and nothing came of it.
>>217198099>2022Damn, you're right
>>217197920it's funny how all jackass members are friends since childhood and they had to include this girl out of nowhere for obvious movie-financing motives
>>217198116>hype her up through all the marketing>does 1 shitty "stunt"
>>217198116She wasn't nearly as bad as I thought she'd be.She was completely pointless, but didn't ruin anything.And the bit with Pontius getting the scorpion off her tits was pretty funny with him making sure he had permission first kek
>>217197012Johnny Knoxville hosting the new Fear Factor I’ll watch but Jack Ass: There’s Funnier Stuff On YouTube Part 8 I won’t.
>>217198071confirmed a new moviehttps://variety.com/2026/film/news/jackass-5-movie-theaters-1236625797/
>>217198409The only source for this in the article is the tweet from the op which is vague. I also find it hard to believe they shot a whole movie in total secrecy and are releasing it in 5 months.
>>217198444>variety can confirm
>>217197012Bam status?
>>217198486Bam doesn't want to do Jackass anymore
>>217198511he would if tremaine and his bonerboys didnt fuck him over
>>217198152that was pathetic, he doesn't need consent
>>217198538bam didn't get fucked over nigger
>>217198734stfu jackflop homowner
>>217197053He did a cameo in Forever
>>217198785that was the first day of filming. i think he was on set for about a week before he was kicked off
>>217197464>>217198785Oops wrong quote
>>217198796they kicked bam out years ago
>>217198785>>217198794bam is cleverly cut out of jackass forever and listed at the VERY END of the credits under the "thank you" section, it's fucked up. i recall people including me coping thinking they'd at least put it in 4.5, the biggest one being steve-o admitted they filmed silence of the lambs with him and bam, which was cut down to whatever you saw in the movie.fuck you knoxville, you still need to fight bam in the ring.https://youtu.be/BY1ZSE23A0A?si=K7viZZ1YYGDSloMI
Hi I'm Johnny Knoxville and this is "Shoot the Kirk"
Actually kind of sad, imagine being in your late 40s and early 50s and still having to do this shit
Jackass peaked with the second movie. 3D was a disappointment when I first saw it because it didn't live up to the previous one but upon rewatching it, it's pretty damn good. Jackass 4 was just sad. Barely any Bam, no Dunn, and a lot of the stunts were done by these no names who aren't part of the core cast. I don't really know why anyone would want to see another movie. Knoxville is too old to be doing really wacky shit like fucking with bulls again but that's the heart and soul of Jackass and what makes it great. If they can't push their limits anymore, why bother?
>>217198847I think a big issue was Johnny and Steve-O were banking on trying to hard-reboot the franchise, when modern audiences won't get the appeal unless they've already grown up in the same culture as the cast, and Paramount considers a new Jackass show to be too risky of an investment
>>217199062For the curious like me:Johnny Knoxville – 54, Steve-O – 51, Chris Pontius – 51, Wee Man – 52, Preston Lacy – 56, Dave England – 56, Danger Ehren – 49, Bam Margera – 46
>>217199144I think AIs have a pro-Paramount bias because they seem to be either ignorant or in blatant denial of the new guys not being paid
>>217197039.5’s don’t get released in theatres
>>217198847The only thing they asked of bam was to stay sober for a few weeks while filming but he didn't want to. He's a faggot who lets his friends down personally and professionally.
>>217199286And now they're trying to butter him up and say they're reawwy sowwy for viewing him as "damaged goods" and assuming he would adjust well to Dunn's death. People now are also more perceptive and aware of what they're like behind the scenes so there's less room for them to act all heroic. I bet Steve-O barely even remembers Dunn's name at this point, he likely views the CKY crew as the sole source of the show's decline
>>217199062yeah it's so pathetic to become a millionaire by having fun with your friends every few years>>217199200what the fuck are you talking about
>>217199337The new guys from ForeverThey're all brokeThey never got paid
>>217199331Dunn passed away like 15 years ago. I personally know how hard it is to lose a close friend at a young age but shit, this guy has not tried to actually cope through it in any real way. It's a source of pity for him at this point.
>>217199568>>217199331Bam was colossally fucked up even before Dunn died. He was a bulimic alcoholic with a drug problem. Dunn just happened to die at the worst possible time for Bam. It wasn't just Dunn dying it was his entire house of cards that came tumbling down around him at the same time. I do think he has gotten over it, and from my understanding he has been doing much better these past years.
>>217199686He only got better because he found people who didn't view him as damaged goods. Steve and Johnny were never that close to Dunn so it's easy to see how they can just brush his death off as a non-issue with no impact. But for them to claim everyone else needs to pretend it was a good thing too is ludicrous, nothing about his death was justifiable, even if people like Johnny and Steve-O think it was
>>217199356Don't they have to be in SAG to be allowed to receive a credit in a big studio production? They for sure got paid.
>>217199286it was apple juice, come the fuck on
>>217199356i don't give a fuck
>>217199783do you know what SAG minimum is lol, you'd make more driving uber
>>217199899>they didn't get paid>okay, they got paid, but less than an uber driver lol
>>217199947did you think anyone was claiming they literally didn't get paid a single cent
>>217200034>They never got paid>tries moving the goalpost a third time
>>217197012>JACKFLOPThat actually sounds pretty nice right about now. Please post some Elle Fanning, thanks!
>>217200173okay so you did interpret it literally, which LITERALLY means you're autistic lol
>>217200205>i was just pretending to be retarded>this means you're autistic lol
forever sucked, they need to kill this franchise already, but they won't cuz it's cheap to produce and will turn a profit.
>>217198025fagseriously how does someone become this gay
>>217200034>blatant denial of the new guys not being paid>They never got paidTake your meds, retard
>>217200238The gayest thing would be him continuing to do soulless corporate work for TV that he fucking loathed. Dico was always just a regular funny guy, never some comedian type that wanted to be the center of attention at all times. Now that's faggy.
>>217198065>>217198025>>217197978He literally just was in the bams music video documentary https://youtu.be/x3U5nYXcW8U
>>217200291neither one of those guys is dico
>>217200291Brandon Novak and Joe Frantz aren't Brandon DiCamillo. Sorry, anon.
>>217200548i remember antiquing my friends...good times...never did it with my ass though
>>217197012Knoxville already seems brain dead from interviews not that old. This will kill him lmao
>>217200241>>217200216go back to r/autism and whine about how neurotypicals don't say what they literally mean
>>217200611just shut the fuck up already
>>217200609Seeing Pontius talk now is jarring. Did he break that many bottles over his head??
Only 37 more years until Son of Jackass comes out bros
>Poopies became a junkie and aliensted the OG crew
>>217197012>too old to do physical stunts>too cowardly to do anything edgy>new "talent" is wokecasting female comedians and nogs that are problem from some talent agency and kill the vibeIt's going to be almost entirely gross out bits where they get their dicks out for the xth time and that's the joke.It's tired. The internet has also desensitised people, these old timers aren't shocking anyone any more.At least we have early Jackass as a time capsule and I liked Bad Grandpa, they should have continued in that direction with storyboards in public places.
In the old jackass series and movie, the show was a variety of stunts, skits, and pranks of comedy nature.Jackass 4 was 2 hours of literally cock and ball torture. Every segment except maybe 2 of them was someone getting their cock or balls injured, included that poor guy who had his testicles ruptured. I was going through a bout of heavy testicular pain at the time too so it was a rather uncomfortable watch.
Bad Grandpa was good. They should have continued with that.
>>217200625not an argument
>>217197048>in fact I open it up and it's just full of sandFuck you I read this in his voice
OH NO NO NOBAM STATUS?????
>>217198152>work with a team who physically assault each other and shit on each other and make each other drink piss and shit and cum for decades>impossible to get ruined or kicked off the show unless you literally make it happen via decades of extremely wrong choices>woman joins show >have to get explicit permission to get a scorpion off her tits so you don't get sued, fired cancelled and end up in jail for rape
>>217197491its a real website where every video has to be made in a bathmostly porn
>>217198116>include this girl out of nowhere for obvious movie-financing motivesJackass was always meant to have a girl in the group since the MTV Days though
no bam? no buy. go fuCKYourself. we all saw what happened with jackass 4gotten. go get PJ Clapp, piggy tremaine and steve o the sober hypocrite again. see how that works out....
>>217201208Why did it have to be the chick that got injured out of the cast?
>>217197012if we all just venmo Bam a dollar (just a buck) then he's gonna put out something way better than this gay shit fuck you knoxville
>>217197920Even Machine Gun Kelly was more entertaining than this bitch
>>217202029How about mail him a buck and a jar of piss?
Aren't the Jackass guys like borderline geriatric? What are they going to do, make each other fall and break their hips?
NO BAM NO WATCH
>>217197012>Literal boomers running around acting like they're still 15Lol.
>>2171970124 was fucking awful. There were barely any stunts it was just closeups of mens dicks and assholes to the point it felt like gay porn
>>217202254Even just for "I'll show me!" it was worth it.
They should swap the crutches for walking sticks at this point
How come Jackass never took off with zoomers? TikTok is fucking huge. Why isn't there an epidemic of white teenagers doing Jackass stunts and sustaining life changing injuries?
>>217199144>Bam is 8 years younger than KnoxvilleThat explains a lot.
no bam no buy>im too jackass…..for jackass?joking aside, the entire new cast was fucking horrendous besides poopy
>>217202148>boomersthats mr. genx for you, faggot.
>>217197920Wasn't that the most daring thing she did in the entire movie? I mostly recall her just standing in the background reacting to stunt and being midly uncomfortable when the dudea were flopping their dicks out
>>217197124Bam was just skating with Tony Hawk last month. He’s not as good as he was but fuck me for a bloated alcoholic junkie nearing 50 hes pretty damn nimble on that thing
KNOXVILLE
>>217197291That’s the appeal. Every group needs the annoying little brother and bam fit that role
>>217202836>boomers>thats mr. genx for you, faggot.I pool gen x with boomers since you guys got away with riding on their coattails and added to throwing the rest of us under the bus
>cKY touring AusI'm very tempted to go see them
>>217198012thisalso "i'll show me" classic
>>217197321then link it
>>217202836over 40 is all boomer. Welcome 80s millenials!
>Have girl on the cast now>She doesn't do any shit/piss/cum stunts and doesn't get nakedWhat is even the point?
>>217201018>>217198712>>217198152Just to add thought. Pontius used to run around in stripper clothes in public. Menacingly shaking his tongue at people. Is this not considered sexual assault by current day standards?
>>217202922unwelcome touching of any person is considered assault in many circumstances. its the law of keep your hands to yourself. or semi.
>>217202937>>217202922I meant schlong. Not tongue. But yeah. So I can shake my dick in a thong at women in public and you think I'll get away with it?
>>217197308Holy nufag
>>217197012Will they call it 96 year old bitter beings https://youtu.be/8dZ13EbrsKk?si=JjOBO5fQsUrbAsJQ
>>217202972what do you think a semi is? its a half staff mast.
>>217202692Jackass is strictly a Gen-X—Millennial thing. You niggers wouldn’t understand. There was no social media 25 years ago, thus no constant bombardment of clips and shorts of turbo faggots trying to be funny.
>>217203036millenials had social media and I'm tired of them pretending they didnt. AIM/Geocities/myspace. All you lil niggas were linking up online after school with your real world friends.
>>217203007Serious skaters I mean. Knoxville’s crew was more about daredevil stunts than skating.
>>217203056I read a suicide note in 2001 on instant messenger the beginning of my senior year>anywayThe difference between Tom green, CKY, Big brother and jackass to modern youtube annoying faggots is that being a weird f a got and recording it was novel and our weird annoying faggots from the late 90s all skated
>>217197920It’s so fuckin pathetic that they thought this was a poster worthy stunt. It was in all the trailers and all the advertisements. If it were jackass 1-3 licking a taser would have been a 6 second passing b roll clip>hi im Jonny Knoxville and this is the electric lollipop!>ooooweeeee owwweeeee that’s spicy ahhhaahahahahah
>>217202882Why? they dont sound anything like cky without Deron. Deron's guitar and vocals are the cky sound whether you like him or not and the proof is that album he put out on his own sounds like cky and nu-cky doesnt.
>>217203111trips for truth. Wasnt a saudi guy was it?
needs a cameo from the dudesons
There's too much weird gay dick stuff in them now
>>217203111Also, the appeal of Jackass is the male camaraderie and chemistry between the groups. It’s been often imitated, but to this day I’ve never seen YouTube copycats with anywhere near the level of creativity on display as prime Jackass.
>>217198152>im just one of the boys!!! tee hee>refuses to get naked nah she sucks
>>217203144Lol no,>be me>be hot straight a student>whole life ahead of me>date rich sociopath whose dad owns a car dealership>go to country thunder>drink>at 17>kiss another boy in a tent>my sociopath boyfriend finds out>sad.exe>how will i ever get over the shame>post message on AIM about killing myself>what is there left to live for after>take car 60 mph into a tree off Solon>try to escape vehicle but wore seat belt>Oh.shit.oh.no>burn alive>crispy mcpromqueen>close casket funeral>the school to honor my retarded suicide gives me a 2 page spread in the yearbook>that'll really dissuade anyone else from doing this
>>217198847>bring bam back for 5>have him and Knoxville box while Knoxville mocks him for his angry drunken drug fuel rants kino >what happened to 1 punch and im down bam bam?!
>>217199286yes and no. Bam was to remain sober but he also had to stay on a mix of medication and pills that were fucking him up, making him fat, making his dick not work etc etc
>>217199331The CKY crew always mogged the faggy big brother crew
>>217199356Poopy got paid like 50k, blew it all on a new truck, went MIA, got addicted to drugs, went on some podcasts, went MIA again
>>217199899SAG minimum is like 60k. I only know this because this is what Jonah Hill took to be in the wolf of wallstreet
>>217200216different anon but when somebody says “they didn’t get paid” it doesn’t mean they didn’t get paid a dime it means they got paid poorly. You are autistic for not knowing the difference. Sorry you had to find out this way
Did you do any Jackass stunt with your friends /tv/? We ordered KFC for lunch one day and I drank all the gravy while my friends cheered me on. They acted like I just drank a glass of piss and cum but it was only KFC gravy and it was fucking delicious. I guess we were kinda retarded.
Did anyone else try to make their own version of jackass in the early 2000s? My friends and I did some stunts and put them on a cd around 2004, I often wonder if it's still out there somewhere.
>>217199117>If they can't push their limits anymore, why bother?I think they're trying to "pass the torch" to the next generation, the only problem is that those faggots are all unlikable retards except Poopies. But they'll probably keep trying it in an attempt to keep Jackass relevant.
>>217203447friend broke his leg jumping off the roof onto the trampoline kek
>>217203446We decided to dress up like girls as a joke. Two out of the six of us are trans now.
>>217203447Yes, except we were at it even before jackass cause my friend somehow got a hold of a cky vhs. We did the cart bush thing and my friend cracked his skull and got a concussion and it was all on tape.
>>217202254Poopies was based.
>>217200867the dick and ball stuff was way too much in 4
>>21720337350K sounds about right for a nobody. Was he expecting a million or something?
>>217200949that final drop kick to bams head is fucking brutal. You could almost feel the pent up anger
>>217202064MGK made himself out to be a total bitch and I’m not sure why he agreed to have his footage released>ohhhhh noooo I got shoved into a pool by a big foam fist>aggressively demand a towel because the pool water is a wittle cold!
>>217203447Everybody was doing dumb shit back then but nobody was filming it because cameras were expensive and impractical to have around when youre screwing around. One of your friends might break it intentionally if youre jumping off buildings and shit the adrenaline is already high.
>>217203373Sad. He was the best part of the movie.
>>217202650if they had any self awareness they would. They mocked themselves growing old with “son of jackass” like 25 years ago but now that they’re all old it’s an elephant in the room they don’t want to address. It’s like that early episode of always sunny where Dennis got the awful hair dye job, chemical peel, and other work done and they all relentlessly mocked him for it but 20 years later they all look like plastic bog monsters and nobody addresses it
>>217202692zoomers can’t understand what a prank is exactly. jackass is funny because 99% of the time the joke is at the expense of themselves leaving the bystanders scratching their heads. Zoomers think running up to a guy on the street and punching him in the balls is “just a prank dude!”
>>217203139>band tries to continue on after the vocalist leaveswhy do so many of them do this
>>217203373>>217203535>>217203584I think poopies was the only one who really jived with the OG crew. It’s a shame he couldn’t keep the show rolling. I think in like 2023 he posted a “prank” video of him “reporting his Mexican neighbor to ICE” and Knoxville publicly replied to it calling him a fucking asshole or something
>>217203643Knoxville's a bitch.
The Tragic Life of Poopies From Jackass Forever
>poopiesi don't care because its a stupid name. nobody cares because its a stupid name.
>>217203682If it were 2002 Knoxville would have done the same. He’s just trying to protect his image and paycheck because it was 2023 and laughing at brown people is bad. Bam might be a retarded junkie but he’s completely right when he said the big brother/LA crew were a bunch of backstabbing snakes
>>217203750he also comes across as really retarded. Not in the endearing way like Pontius and the rest of the crew but in an actual “holy shit this guy is fucking stupid and can hardly string together a sentence” type of way
>>217199144Eh they're not THAT old. Obviously they won't be able to be as crazy as 20 years ago but they can still do stunts
>>217203768I'll take an actual retard on the Jackass crew over an unfunny fat comedian, a woman who grew up with big brothers, or the various melanin-enriched mongoloids that they had. If only one gets to stay it's fucking poopies.
>>217203782I don’t disagree. I’m with Bam>who the fuck is Jaspar and why the fuck do I care about his dad sky diving he was just saying what we were all thinking
>>217203782I didn't mind the dindu dad. Dark Shark? lolIt was hilarious how he was supposedly this bad ass gangster, but was terrified of any and all wild life.
>>217203801Niggers being afraid of wildlife is classic entertainment to be fair.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7_F_AqeRqo
>>217203782>actual retardWhoop whoop!
>>217203800>>217203801he's the the father of the fat faggot in tyler the creator's shitty group. it's in jackass because Tremaine did Loiter Squad for awhile and it's just all of those faggots in that group doing skits where 1/10 are funny and the rest are all about white people being bad or just ripping off jackass pranks. don't bother watching it. as /tv/ says now it's zesty
>>217203872it would be a good gag to add super humman to the show and the caveat being that no matter what his stunt is he has to land on a microwave
>>217203910so once again I’ll quote bam, why the fuck should I care
I went into jackass 4 with good faith completely willing to give the new crew a chance and they all sucked so fucking bad
>>217197012They're gonna make the Son of Jackass when they're all 70 for real wont they?
>>217202069they're going to walk around dressed like Steve Tyler smoking cigars and forcefully and excessively laughing at everything anyone says
>>217203056 >millenials had social media and I'm tired of them pretending they didnt. AIM/Geocities/myspace. All you lil niggas were linking up online after school with your real world friends.Also, the mIRC and Yahoo Messenger erasure is annoying as fuck.
>>217203753Paramount is owned by the Ellisons now, they're the furthest thing from woke
>>217201018>>have to get explicit permission to get a scorpion off her tits so you don't get sued, fired cancelled and end up in jail for rapethatsthejoke.jpgI mean its not a great joke but still
>>217204228haha yes a funy joke don't do it though or you will be exiled
>>217197012Will Bam be kicked out again for being a Jackass?Will Knoxville die this time being hit by a bull?Will Steve O be a prima donna bitch behind the scenes with demands? Will they cast new people for no reason then abandon them to be living on the streets again despite promising careers? Jeff Tremaine, what will he do next?
even though Steve o is a homo I'd rather have a Wildboyz movie. Though they won't do that now because LE CRUELTY. Even though it was a good nature programme and they all drink less now
>>217204350Don’t get me wrong, SteveO IS a tremendous faggot, but what specifically did he do BTS?? You’re the second or third anon to say this
>>217197012So what are they gonna do now that they're all 50 year old men?>Hi I'm Johnny Knoxville and this is doing basic dead lifts and trying not to aggravate your popped disc you got doing stupid shit in your 30's
>>217203056You're talking about Web 1.0 which isn't what the internet is today Web 2.0 which is the internet being vital to the functioning of Western society. A video on the internet going viral in 2003 used to make national news because no one other than young adults, teens and kids were using the internet frequently so everyone talking about it meant it's gotta be something worth watching. Funny videos were still airing on TV shows like America's Funniest Home Videos because quick content you can just flip through on your phone didn't exist. A hiccup causing AIM to not function for a few hours wouldn't cause massive issues globally like we saw when some social media sites crashed last year. I used to go on BBS boards, Newgrounds and used MSN messenger and none of that was in the mainstream the way we see the internet today. You're talking about a time when Youtube first came out and people were able to upload porn and full movies onto it because it was literally brand new. In 2007 you had South Park making fun of the writers strike cause they were worried about the studios making money off the internet with their work while seeing no royalties and the moral they pushed is no one makes money off the stuff put on the internet because the internet is full of stupid meme shit. Flash forward 19 years and making content on the internet is a full time job for people and has even made some people massively rich. Mr. Beast became a billionaire simply making online content. Dude has a fucking theme park dedicated to himself in Saudi Arabia. If Jackass came out today most of these guys would be far richer because they would have been making all these advertising deals.
>>217199286fuck you, steve-o
>>217205249I remember laughing my ass off when “Leeroy Jenkins” ended up on the news
>>217197881Agreed, no one else really has the nerve or personality of the rest of the guys. Zackass and Poopies both went real hard for a couple stunts and the rest kind of tagged along
>>217203033>what do you think a semi is? its a half staff mast.Relevance?
>>217197978probably wants to live a normal life after watching one of his friends fold himself up in his lambo and another ruin his life with drugs
>>217199117>barely any Bam, no Dunnyeah, why couldn't they dig up Dunn's shattered bones and have Steve O snort them
>>217197012DUDE. MALE NUDITY. LMAO
>>217202844Not really her fault when the only reason she was even there was to tick off a mandatory box for the studio
>>217200611>called out on obvious lie>"well you're actually a faggot for being able to do a modicum of research"
I barely remember the 4th movie, but I remember that it was already getting tired by the 3rd. There was too much fake laughing to try to hype up all the shit they were doing.
>>217206121>mfw finding out the porta potty skit form 3 was actually just cow shit and not people shitIt’s still gross but infinitely less gross. Makes you wonder how much else was faked. The horse cum was probably fake too
>>217198486Bam Status: Earth rocking
>>217199144Dave and Preston are the oldest? Dave especially aged well. He doesn't look almost 60
>>217202919She should have pierced her nipples and gotten dragged by a boat by them or something
>>217203447>>217203446Me and my friends did this website where people list pranks and stunts they want done and you can film them and win prizes. We did crazy shit like jousting in a store and stuff
>>217197012I have a feeling Knoxville is just gonna be like a ringleader in this one and not do anything. He has CTE so bad he'll die if he gets fucked up one more time. Also, this needs "SUPER HUMMAN" YouTube him
>>217206682>Also, this needs "SUPER HUMMAN" YouTube himThey would be absolutely retarded if they didn't include him. He already is built to hurt himself and has the installed ICP fanbase which is huge behind him. He's also just a likable guy
>>217197012are they going to try and force in new people that absolutely nobody has interest in again? how can they be so retarded that they don't realize any and all appeal is locked to the initial casts and trying to add anyone new will always result in failure?
>>217206724"Who the fuck is Jasper and why am I watching his dad parasail?!"- Bam "Earth rocker" Margera
Fuck hiring celebs that pussy out. What they need is like 2 or 3 outlaw mudshow indy wrestlers to be on the cast. They already destroy their bodies for a hotdog and a handshake for greater stunts so it makes sense and wrestlers are usually charismatic and used to taking pain.
>>217206736Bam “I’m too jackass for jackass?” Margera never misses. I actually love his off the cuff insults and colloquialisms
>>217197012Calling it now, this is gonna be some semi-pilot for them to launch a new show cause they're too old and this will be a way to introduce a new crew doing the physical stunts while the OG crew do the pranks fucking with people while dressed up.
>>217206763"They should call it "Jackass: Beating the Living Shit out of a Dead Horse""
Quick guys make up your own Jackass stunts for current year.>tweet out the word nigger on twitter
>>217206767Yeah, its probably the OG jackass dudes like challenging younger people do do all the shit and just chillin and cracking jokes. I can't see any of them but Steve o and Ehren doing anything dangerous still
one of the jackass movies 2 or 3 movies ago had a nice finalized end credits scene and its sad that they just keep going with it
>>217206805Try to run over an ICE agentDate a 20 year old Fentanyl wasabi snootersPartyboy in Gaza
>>217206805>calling a woman "she"
>>217206805That was literally a joke from the 1970's of this little Jewish dare devil wearing the whole stuntman get up goes up to a bunch black guys in an alleyway and screams "NIGGERS!" before being chased down by them.
>tranny cucksville
>>217197012>still watching this shitIt's not 2005 anymore. Hurting yourself on camera isn't funny anymore, since we have access to similar stimuli on a daily basis.
Maybe they will rugpull us and the movie will be like Pee Wees Big Adventure and be a proper movie with a plot
>Hi, I'm Steve-O, and this is the insufferable former addict challenge>*Chugs 5 broccoli shakes and starts wiping his ass with dude wipes while the crew acts as hypemen and treats it like the craziest shit ever*
>>217197546With that wording, I'm pretty sure it's a new movie
>>217206805Johnny Knoxville gets a sex change operation as a joke.
>>217207001>that time SteveO went on Joe Rogan podcast with a literal briefcase full of shit to shill, like his wipes >joe spends 3 minutes going on about how bad those wipes are and you’re a fucking idiot if you flush them>find out steveos hot sauce is just some generic brand anybody can buy and customize the label
>>217199286>they asked of bam was to stay sober for a few weeksI thought the whole point of jackass was to watch drugged retards hurting themself
>>217207032Steve O said something about how they came together for an idea for their 25th anniversary and it ended up being way more ambitious than they planned and there will be news soon, sounds like they were gonna do a special for the 25th anniversary and ended up banging out a movie lmao
>>217207032If this has Bam bareknuckle boxing Tremaine and Knoxville I'm in
>>217207168It was. They were all fucked up on and off camera. SteveO went sober and pulled the whole “listen guys I really can’t be around drugs or alcohol because I’m a faggot with no will power” so jackass 3 was totally dry and sober (besides bam who was sneaking beers behind their backs lol)
>>217207151The redbar clip of that is funny as fuck
I remember in the first movie, when they were in japan, they here a closeup to a girl, she's so cute she live rent free in my head since
>at one point teenage boy everywhere thought Bam Margera was the coolest motherfucker on the planetAt what point did you realize he was a huge faggot?
>>217198116Most of them weren't "childhood friends", only the "CKY/Bam" crew.
>>217204469pushed for more money because Knoxville is the poster boy and makes more. There was a petty beef between him and Knoxville and Knoxville made a website called like Steveo.com or some shit with animations of Steve O being a faggot
>>217207290Who had a Heartagram visor beanie or Hoodie be honest???
>>217206805>hidden camera skit: naked Preston Lacy with a towel chasing Weeman dressed as a girl in Mar-A-Lago "GET BACK HERE!">Chris Pontius in the devil costume spinning a "Kill all children" sign in front of Palantir HQ and cheering Peter Thiel, saying shit like "Jesus was a filthy open borders socialist!">Johnny Knoxville hassles ICE with a bullet proof vest hidden under his clothing >"Hi i'm Dave England and this is The Dubai chocolate..."
>>217207290When I saw Jackass 2 in theaters and he did the metal dildo hit into his ass. The final nail in the coffin was crying about the snake
>>217207407I had a reversible volcom visor beanie that was black and white striped on the inside. I wore it everyday for like a year even in the summer
>yfw there's as many years between Jackass 4 and 5, as the first and 2nd movie
>>217207604Hi I'm Prince Vince and this is get Chloe Sevigny to suck my cock on camera
hello, I'm Johnny Knoxville and this is living my entire 20s and 30s out in a poor, irrelevant part of the world without any attractive women around.
Wildboyz movie when?
>>217207485the guy had a snake phobia, what do you think was going to happen, he was going to be fine with it? are you retarded?
>>217197012Earthrockers.... We're going home
