What am I in for?
the greatest 1st season in television history.... and then shit
comfy
Boring overration
good irredeemable shit then good again
>>217197498Great first season, lesser great second season but I found the shenanigans they got up to entertaining enough. The single most repetitive and annoying series of musical stings known to man. The greatest final episode in television history.I've never bothered to watch The Return.
>>217197505Season 1 somewhat accidentally invented the concept of prestige television by being only 8 episodes with Lynch and Frost having creative control. Season 2 got expanded to the standard network model of 22 episodes and Lynch bailed.
really loved the first season & up until the main turning point, the bit after was rough but somewhat entertaining with it's moments. The finale for s2 was phenomenal. The return was good yet alot more weird & different but fire walk with me is probably my favorite thing of the whole series & is the best of tp imo, just wish Lynch included more of the deleted scenes or a highend directors cut would come out.
A "deconstruction" of soap operas that just ends up being a melodramatic soap opera
Pure kino except for part of season 2. Thank you David Lynch for making the best show of all time.
>>217197498a sweet and bitter talethe death of laura palmer is bad but everything that comes after is good
>>217197498homosexuality
>>21719749810% spooky murder mystery90% generic soap opera
>>217197498Kino
>>217197498watch order:>pilot>season 1>season 2>fire walk with me: comaland miniseries cut>season 3
>>217197498Kino distilled
One of the best American television series ever made. There's a rough patch during the middle part of the second season after the murder mystery is resolved, both showrunners were doing other projects and the remaining writers were coming up with filler more or less by the seat of their pants.It picks up again in the last four episodes of the season when David Lynch literally comes in personally to bring the plot back. It's all peak fiction from there.
massive waste of time. like everything lynch ever touched
it's like if Shenmue 1 was American and a TV show-autistic guy investigating a murder in a small town-the locals are weird and the acting is hilariously bad-discovering a seedy underbelly-story dragged out with no satisfying conclusion-you will not care because the good-bad acting is the point all along
>>217197498Don't go in expecting some spooky murder mystery, it's a soap opera with half of the cast crying all the time.
>>217197498Some of the hottest women to EVER grace the earth.
So glad I ”get” Twin Peaks. I genuinely understand why people don’t get it, but for those of us who do it’s almost indescribable.
>>217197498If it's for you you'll be fully invested first episode. If not you'll struggle with it as it just gets weirder and weirder and you'll bail at some point during the return. If you're into it it's the greatest artistic achievement in human history.
>>217199240feels good man
>>217197498Kino of highest order. Dont mind the faggots shitting on season 2, its still peak /tv/ even if its not as great as s1 admittedly.
>>217197498bite the bullet, baby
>>217199302go back
>>217197498kino weird shit
How bad is the filler stuff in S2? Is it required for the movie and S3?
>>217202792why did everyone look exactly the fucking same
>>217202776Not that bad, just aimless, and it's like 6 or 7 episodes but there's still good parts in those episodes. Just power through them.
>>217202776Technically you can pretty much skip episode 11 till 17 and not miss out on anything all that important but, you know, might as well take the good with the bad.
>>217202863they put them in the same make-up and wardrobe for a photoshootare you a moron?
I literally just finished this. I wish people would stop pretending to like stuff they don't understand and actually don't like at all, as to not endlessly recommend shit like this show became after "the thing".Honestly, watch until the mystery is solved and the bail and never look back.>inb4 endless "filtered" postsYou guys are insufferable and all of your "opinions" are wrong
>>217202889They looked the same in the show too. Fuck you if you think "Donna" and "Audrey" were different characters, they were fucking carbon copiesand then they bring in "Maddie" or whatever
>>217197498>still spamming this filth>pretending you don't know what it is when you've been making this same this same shill thread for yearsKill yourself you evil Jew scum>>217197505Kill yourself >>217197532If you think that evil shit is "comfy" you seriously need to die>>217197595Kill yourself
>>217202903>I wish people would stop pretending to like stuff they don't understand literally filtered
>>217202916The opinions of brownskins don't matter.
>>217197498LYNCHED
>>217199192It is NOT a television series. It is an advertisement Kill yourself Jew >>217198308>>217199278>soap operaWhat? A soap opera airs daily, they have like 200+ episodes a year and the strange circular dialogue is because of the format. This trash is nothing like a soap opera, stop labeling things "soap opera" when they don't resemble them at all. What about this shit is soap opera like?>>217199302There's nothing to "get" it's just an ad
>>217202940Kill yourself Jew
>>217197740>really loved the first season & up until the main turning point, the bit after was rough but somewhat entertaining with it's moments. The finale for s2 was phenomenal. The return was good yet alot more weird & different but fire walk with me is probably my favorite thing of the whole series & is the best of tp imoIncredibly based and true
>>217202792Shelly was the hottest and it's not even close, even though they were all A-grade tier fuckmeat
>>217202903>You guys are insufferable and all of your "opinions" are wrongWe could say the same about you
>>217203012>>217203022Kill yourself
>>217202994>literally admits he's a brownskinKEKwatch him squirm and seethe and shit himself and not think there's anything wrong with shitting himself the whole rest of the thread
>>217203037Yes, and that would be an opinion and therefore wrong, so don't bother
>>217197498Kino of the highest caliber and the best waifus in television
Greatness. S1 is superb, about half of S2 is as well. Fire Walk With Me and the Missing Pieces are fantastic, as well as the fan edits. Then we have the Return, Lynch's last project and may well be his best. It will filter Twin Peaks fans but not Lynch fans.
>>217203091No, you just can't defend your evil and so fall back on random accusations I didn't bother acknowledging. Kill yourself Jew >>217203152>>217203198Kill yourself you evil Jew scum
>>217203224not these anons but what about it is evil and jewish specifically? is it because it's about a father who rapes and murders his teenage daughter? and if so is it because the midge accused lynch of raping his own daughter and this series was his confession/justification of that act?if so based af opinion king
>>217197498Be sure to stop watching halfway through s2
>>217197498dissociation and unreality
>>217203282It's because it shows "cunnies" (that's what he calls them) smoking. That's right, the guy who calls other people evil jews is an actual pedophile. Don't respond to him.
>>217203403>alpeks twin is it kino?
>>217203198Fire Walk With Me, with the deleted scenes, is peak Peaks and might be my favourite Lynch movie in general after Inland Empire.The Return is good, very good even, but the slow pace and overly elliptical ending just don't completely work for me.
>>217197505...and then The Return comes around, and kino is back on the menu.
>>217203480I'm doing a rewatch of all Lynch's stuff, just have Inland Empire left. I didn't think too much of it the first time so I hope I change my mind about it.
im also watching right now, in the middle of S2 at the moment.i do like it, and i think the intro is the best i have ever seenwhat i really find hilarious is that basically every woman in that show is a total whore, especially the dead chick>17 year old chick>"yeah i wanna please get fucked by multiple BIG MEN at the same time">"yes MANY of them also i cheat on my bf and i even cheat on the guy i cheat on my BF with"
>>217203729It's probably my favourite movie of all time. I hope it'll click with you.
>>217202903Filtered.
>>217203743That is partly due to the soap opera influence of the show, where everyone has affairs and also Laura was a victim of abuse for years.>>217203760I liked it the last time but it was a hard watch. Hopefully I enjoy it more this time around.
>>217197498absolute kino
>>217198390so, release order?
>>217203480>>217203511>>217203729>>217203743Kill yourself
>>217203409 There aren't any lolis in this trash. Are there? If there are it's even worse than thought
>>217203403Why are VHS so comfy? The packaging, handling of the cassettes, whirring sound of rewinding the tape, the grainy look (debatable, but still really works for some movies)...
>>217203896No but I guess high school girls are young enough for him.
>>217204109Incorrect
>>217202903>watch until the mystery is solvedYou're exactly who this show isn't forThe reason Lynch left the show was because they made him solve it
>>217197505At what point does it become shit?
>>217202903>the mysteryWhat mystery? A mystery requires you care at all about anyone involved but the "victim" and all possible suspects are terrible. Who cares who killed her, they should've killed the rest of these scum too>>217204214It is NOT a show Kill yourself
>>217203896There are, actually.
>>217204337The first second of the first episode Starts shit and remains exact the same shit all the way through
>>217202792mädchen's daughter is ugly
>>217204397Well, then it's even worse than previously thought
>>217197498Someone told me James is a troll character. Put into to thumb the nose at the audience. I just thought he was terrrible. But i dont mind hearing opinions
>>217204490James all the women in the show inexplicably love you. No need to be angry
To everyone in this thread, I just want you to know that I hope none of you kill yourselves and all of your opinions are valid.
>>217203832ya but with the miniseries cut instead of the theatrical cut
Deliberately obtuse and "weird" for the sake of it so people who watch it can pretend they're intelligent and introspective.
>>217204214>The reason Lynch left the show was because they made him solve itlynch never left the show, you fucking retard
>>217202863SAAR!
>>217203403There's something about a DVD for Videodrome made up to look like a bootleg VHS that doesn't sit right.
>>217204507Kill yourself >>217204573>Deliberately obtuse and "weird"Keep hearing this and it isn't true. There's nothing "weird" about it. Whoa, a very straightforward advertisement that is just like a million others, sooo weird, bullshit. The only weird thing about it is how it was allowed to be made
>>217197740Fire Walk With Me was like a softcore porn that added nothing. Oh... there's a green ring, and Bernard Renault was killed by Bobby Briggs instead of Leo. The dancing midget is called the Arm... totally worth 3 hours.
>>217204573You are actually retarded if you think that. Avoid commenting on art in the future.
>>217204661Kill yourself >>217204662Advertisements are not artKill yourself
>>217204576he walked away from it midseason and only came back for the finale. That's why the back half of season 2 regarding the former partner who is le evil chess master is so retarded.
Maybe the best series I've ever watched.The Return especially after the second watch.
>>217204701he's literally in some of those episodes, anon
>>217204661>Bernard Renault was killed by Bobby Briggs instead of Leoyou didn't watch it
>>217204661Nah, FWWM is great because it reminds the audience that this is not a story about quirk chunguses enjoying coffee and le pie xDIt's a story about a teenage girl self destructing due to the abuse she suffered and the town turning a blind eye to save their reputation. Many viewers were not ready for that but I appreciate the balls on Lynch for taking it in that direction.
i watched the comaland thing over christmas break and it was as good as you guys said
>>217204337>watch the first season>enjoy every minute of it more or less>watch second season>all the subplots are completely disconnected from the main plot and aren't interesting at all>main plot feels rushed and not as good as the first seasonKinda saves itself towards the end, but the entire season is a huge drop off compared to the first.
>>217204837wait, so who was the guy he shot in the woods?
>>217204886It's not though. The first 8 episodes are just as good as the first season and the final two-three episodes are pure kino. People just remember the 10 episode slump after the mystery is revealed as the whole season.
S1 is great, S2 is meandering because execs fucked with the main plot so there are a lot of shitty episodes in the middle done by guest directors, FWWM is pretty good, and The Return is the greatest piece of televisual entertainment ever broadcast by a significant margin.
>>217204891Mike
>>217204981>there are a lot of shitty episodes in the middle done by guest directorsyou're a fucking moron
>>217204998
>>217204935>10 episode slumpIt's not a fucking slump if it's almost the entire season. And I hated every single subplot; so boring and pointless.
so many retards think season one is everything up to arbitrary law
the first time, I didn't like season 2 as much but I actually liked it this time around
>>217205284It wasn't horrible but the James story was just insufferable
>>217205312James was always cool, though.
>>217205312oh yeah fuck that part, I could not care less about james
>>217205312>James story was just insufferableIt's James who was insufferable in his story, not the other way around.
>>217204701That's reductive. He never left Twin Peaks, he took a break to shoot Wild at Heart while Mark Frost was busy with a movie called Storyville. Which, yes, is the reason the middle of S2 is the way it is. Windom Earle was first mentioned in the first Episode of season 2, which Lynch directed, although I can't imagine he'd have him portrayed as Bargain Bin Riddler if he actually directed any of the episodes he's in.>>217204817He comes back in episode 17 or 18 which is incidentally exactly the point the story starts to pick up again. It's why I joked earlier that David Lynch literally comes in personally to bring the plot back.
>>217197498>Bad acting>The same 3 tracks that kind of suck >A good opening that doesn't feel like the series at all>Lynch telling every actor to pause and take 10 minutes to deliver 3 minutes of dialogue>A half baked god Vs the devil plot straight from the 18th century
Fire.Walk.With.Me.MEEEEEEEEEE
>>217205312JUST YOU>JUST YOUAND IIIIIII>AND I
>>217204661go back to sexless zoomer slop like capeshit then
>>217205561That's kino, it's the plot with him driving away that's gay
>>217205561I hate that song, only song in the whole show I hate
what other shows filter retards the same way twin peaks does?
>>217205589the writers must have hated him something fierce to give james such a horrific storyline
>>217205606based troll lynch having him play it in season 3
>>217205561my gf physically cringed at james' high pitched singing
>>217205424grim
>>217205885funny, me and my mom watched it and she put her hand on my lap and bit her lower lip and said "id like a piece of that with a side of fries"
S2 has some of the best episodes of the entire series. The dip is real, but the bookends are god tier.
>>217205576do you think the green glove in The Return was Lynch taking a giant shit on capeshitters?
>>217205424zoomer moment
>>217205905and then she forced you to dance with her I assume?
>>217206012yeah and she was crying like obnoxiously loud
>>217205905Yeah, that happens whenever I watch something with your mom too.
>>217205896>>217206008I am 40. If anything pretending to like twin peaks is zoomer.
>>217206169you were 6 years old when the show aired.
>>217206169you just have the mind of a zoomer then, congrats
>>217206241And? How old are you gramps?>>217206259I have two masters degrees. How is your "mind"
>>217206361I have three
>>217197728Lynch only bailed because execs are retards who misunderstood why the show was popular and killed it
>>217197728you're a moron
>>217197595I would recommend you peep The Return and FWWM if you haven't but your enjoyment highly hinges on how much you enjoy Lynch's more experimental outputs
>>217200882S2 isn't really *bad* by any means after Lynch bails (though holy fuck some of the subplots like that one with James and the cougar are godawful) but the quality has a notable dip until the finale. Duchovny as the tranny agent was peak I won't let anyone tell me otherwise
>>217204451Everytime I see James try to make that sad "concerned" face he does it just looks like he's trying to make someone's head explode with his mind
>>217204840This, the entire opening act with Big Boss and the other guy is basically Lynch taking the piss out of people who didn't understand what Twin Peaks was.
>>217197505if you have any real taste this show becomes continuously better aside from a dip mid season 2 then skyrockets with the finale and season 3>>217197595this man has cucked himself harder than even his imaginary wife ever could
>>217197498Skip season 3
>>217197498>>217197540This is right, boring shit with absolutely awful musicalization.Lynch does the same in his movies, they're unwatchable
>>217208529>absolutely awful musicalizationsaaaaaar
>>217197498Was Laura Palmer a harlot?
>>217207592Madness
>>217208720She was a cute bpd broken whore angel. And she was a good friend.
>>217209011God punished her for sin of whoredom.
>david lynch left during season 2 meme still persists Lynch was present for more of season 2 and has more directing credits on season 2 episodes than season 1. Time to admit Mark Frost is the genius behind Twin Peaks and Lynch is the hack.
>>217209073Anon, you're being ridiculous. We know what Frost's Twin Peaks without Lynch looks like (his two books) and we know what Lynch's Twin Peaks without Frost looks like (Fire Walk With Me)I mean no disrespect to Frost, but he's definitely not the great talent behind the series.
>>217209073frost's cringe books prove otherwise
>>217208720she was a woman (female)by definition, they are inherently evil
I wanted to like twin peaks but it was too boring for me
>>217210136zoomer moment
Reminder the Z to A rerelease has terrible packaging but is dirt cheap.
>>217197498Awkward unwatchable fucking nonsense mostly.
>>217202903Correct.
>>217204661
>>217210270>mfw I payed for the Entire Mystery Blu-rays even though I pirate everything and some discs got corrupted and skip scenes and FWWM disc is unreadable so I had to illegally download the movie when rewatching Fuck physical media. Also the "Z to A" subtitle is the cringiest thing I've ever seen. Hurr durr twin peaks talking backwards Z to A so funny.
The comfiest show ever made.
>>217197595>I've never bothered to watch The Return.basedFWWM and season 3 are not canon
>>217197595Return was fantastic.Your faith will be rewarded.IF you have faith.
>>217210586>FWWM and season 3 are not canonInsanely delusional
Without Lynch abandonding the S2 we would have no Evelyn Marsh or Windom Earl
>>217197505People who say this don't accurately remember season 2S2 is more uneven than S1 but it's still godlike television and contains several of the show's greatest scenes
>>217197595>I've never bothered to watch The Return.Watch it immediately
>>217211783i liked that scene, when the weird FBI dude gave the cool sheriff some pushback.hes not a weak fag, he just decides not to hit back. i like him, even though hes an asshole in a way.
Imagine not loving Civil War Ben Horne subplot
>>217210464literally silent hill 1
Some chink with an eyepatchSome chink with a logSome dude that dances alone at dance clubs despite having a wifeSome dude obessed with dominos
I'm about to watch this week's episode. Hope things start happening. This entire season so far has felt like filler. And I actually liked season one, despite the interracial kissing and pooner stuff.
>>217214952Which episode are you on?
>>217203152Twin peaks has many beautiful woman, but only one is worthy of waifu status. It's Audrey.
I had a Twin Peaks phase back when I was a teenager and it was really cringe
king. only shame is we never got to see his AI-turbocharged S4. but itll come eventually either way
>>217217910wtf these r real?