>kills Rob Reiner>kills James Ransone>girlfriend dumps himBilly boy can't catch a break.
>>217198184Henry Winkler is pleased.
She's exiting early to avoid getting caught up in his legal troubles. Her career doesn't need dubious ties to a double homicide.>you said what to him to set him off??
>>217198184If my gf executed a family id dump her too
>>217198184She was the wong girl for him.
I’ve been with my girlfriend for over two years and I would kill myself if she left me
>>217198184His plan was to get with Romy
>Why, yes. Yes, I am famous. Unlike you, you retared junkie. You can join this private conversation once you're in headlines around the country, like I am. Until then, fuck off!!
>>217198184https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_f6Ae02EFqE&pp=ygUdc25sIGJpbGwgaGFkZXIgY2xpbnQgZWFzdHdvb2Q%3DHe made fun of Clint Eastwood and now he’s cursed.
>>217198184Didn't he break up her previous marriage to date her? The only thing that ugly chink was known for was being pregnant while doing stand up.
>>217198184Didn't Anna Kendrick say Bill had a huge cock? She didn't say that about Edgar Wright. Fucking slut.
>>217198184This is a big win for Hader. Of course he can't have his family just forget what happened.
>>217198468You should tell her that.
>>217198941She said Bill Hader had an average penis with so much English on it that it bent 90 degrees to the left and his nipples and butthole were disgustingly dark brown. It was in Rolling Stone.
>>217198247>WHAT YOU SAY SET HIM OFF>[gong sounds]>YOU SAID WHAT>[gong sounds]>AND THEN?>[gong sounds]>HE DEAD HE FAMILY DEAD YOU HAVE NO MONEY WHO PAY LAWYER LAWYER EXPENSIVE>[gong sounds]>MOTHER SAID NO MARRY YOU YOU BAD BAD FOR ME>[gong sounds cont'd]
>>217198941It was Summer from The OC who said he gave her her first orgasm
>>217198184Big win for Hader desu
>>217199175CALIFORNIAAAHERE WE COME
>>217198468Some 21yo guy did kill himself after gf left him. No1 told him there'll be others.
Gen Xers are so fucking cringe having "girlfriends" and shit when they've gone grey. These niggers are gonna sneak out of the retirement home to smoke cigarettes and go to the punk rock show.
>>217199077She's actually an exhausting hipster but this works too
>>217199464Sometimes there aren't
The fuck are 40+ boomers doing "dating" lmao
>>217200035Getting laid, what about you?
>>217200085>having sex with 40 year old womenEwwEWWWWWW NIGGA WTF
>>217200133Having sex with 25 year old women.
>Hey Nick why don't you just kill your parents and use their money to buy more weed? Don't worry you're the last person they will think about lol>Hey Ali can you believe that idiot thought I was serious? Lol
>>217198184She couldn't handle the heat, so she got out of the kitchen. Big dick or not, she knows what really happened that fateful night.
Probably got bored of abseiling his giant fucking forehead.
>>217198468Fag
>>217200035America is a Puritan country where unwed couples are illegal so they use silly words like "Dating" or "seeing each other" to describe them.
>>217199077Lmao she is a chonger
>>217198184she's next
>>217198184good. imagine how big their kids fucking head would be
>>217198941Why are indians so obsessed with White penis?
>>217198468That's gay as fuck>>217200006Yeah, if you kill yourself.
>>217198468Lol fucking loser
>>217200691Why are you faggots like this?
>>217198468I love when guys with a gf get dumped. Not so fuckin smart now are ya normie bitch lmao
>>217201459Based
>>217201459>>217201479gays
>>217198233qrd?
>>217198468Never tell her this
>>217201728He should tell her while crushing her wrists and forcing her against a wall
>>217198184that's asa akira
>>217198184Ali Wong should be attractive but for some reason she just ...not. I don't know what it is. And yes the glasses are part of it.
>>217199365Motherfuckin 5 star post
>>217198184>The OC actress, 41, who previously dated comedian Bill Hader, revealed she did not have an orgasm during sexual intercourse until she was 38 as she waxed lyrical about intimacy in a conversation with comedian Whitney Cummings.>Bilson declared: 'Isn't that crazy?' as she recounted her experience, but did not reveal who she shared the encounter with.>Cummings then revealed she was able to orgasm through intercourse in the last year after quitting birth control.>Last year Rachel confirmed her previous romance with Hader, which ended in 2020, the year she turned 39.>Bilson was previously in a decade-long on/off romance (and 18-month engagement) with actor Hayden Christensen, which ended in September 2017. The pair share a daughter Briar-Rose, eight.
>>217202898Bilson also caught grief for saying she liked to be >"manhandled" and "fucked hard" in the bedroomeven losing a Hallmark job over it.How can "Call Her Daddy" be like the #2 podcast in the world, but a single mother in her 40s can't discuss sex?
>>217198468It’s precisely because you feel that way that she will eventually dump you. Happiness is a personal choice. Don’t tie it to another person’s validation.
>>217199468>My partnerFuck off
>>217198468I thought the same thing and she cheated on me two years in and I immediately cheated on her back with a much hotter girl with big booba and I was like "hell yeah" and I never let a retarded pussy thought like that cross my mind ever again.Bitch still asks about me to mutual friends apparently, and has reached out through fake social media accounts twice now, but I couldn't care less if I ever saw her again. Don't let a w*man be your sole purpose for existing man, that shit never ends well.
He's not gonna survive 2026 guys
>>217202898>be a famous chad actor>cant get your wife off>be a weird looking goblin man with a lazy eye who enjoys causing people to kill their own families>make this now granny roastie coom like never beforeHow does he do it bros?
>>217203158He and Rachel Bilson met on the set of "The To Do List" (she played her boyfriend and they even had a clothed sex scene played for laughs, but he was picking her up and shit).I wonder if they hooked up on set and that's why she divorced Anakin.
>>217203250Hader cheated on Bilson with Anna Kendrick. Who later dumped him for a fuckboi she could boss around.Either way, Bilson is chomping @ the bit to get her man back!
>>217203158I'd imagine it's because the pretty boy actors are on finasteride which kills your interest in sex. John Leguizamo talked about it.https://people.com/john-leguizamo-went-on-viagra-after-hair-loss-medication-11701545
>>217198184I literally have fucking aspergers and I even know not to walk in on people's conversations unwanted.
>>217203631It was a party. Ass boogers or not, if you don't engage with strangers, you're "the weird dude in the corner".Kid was just trying to be friendly. Idk why Hader went so hard on him?
>>217198184He spent so much time with the Wong woman now he has to find the White woman
>>217203709That is perfect
You have to be a real fuck up to get dropped by an asian girl if you're tall and white.
>>217201459harsh but fair
>>217200133Why do you act black?Your post would probably fit in better on twitter.
>>217202898>after quitting birth control.and there we have it
>>217201703Sit on it
>>217200618The scorching winter of 25
>>217204079in my experience asian girls treat relationships only serious if they have no other prospects
>>217204079she knows she can find another, aging asian-american women who don't want kids are some of the biggest sluts for white men out therethey go through life wanting to collect "memories" and "experiences" rather than anything more fundamental like a marriage or familynow that the relationship with bill would present the mildest difficulty for her, it was time to drop him and hop on another white man
>>217204135A very ugly Korean woman once came up to me at a bar and just started kissing me and then she walked away without saying anything. Shit was so cash. I thought I was going to have sex but got nothing
>>217202898>The OC actress, 41>until she was 38>until after quitting birth control>The pair share a daughter Briar-Rose, eight.Is their daughter adopted?
I remember when I was a teenager I jerked off to her pregnant stand up special.
>>217198184Conan killed Reiner
>>217204186couldve fucked an asian girl i was working with even though she had a bf of two yearsshe was smart, cold and rational, talking about wanting a white guy so she could have good looking kids
>>217204290based
>>217204278I'd drop kick that shit
>>217198184So is he just Barry in real life?
>>217204300>Asians are the best looking women>Blacks are the best looking menHow come we don't have sexual dimorphism yet where all boys look black and all girls look Asian?
>>217204464Clowns have those round wide noses and puffy lips just like blacks... The most handsome blacks have extremely caucasian faces. The dianond face with a sharp tall nose is the most handsome and it's most common amongst caucasians.
>>217204586Arab women, Indian women, and Latinas are obsessed with black guys.
>>217204633I have no idea about Indian women or why you mentioned them but you must be the expert
>>217204464>Blacks are the best looking menranjesh, c'mon
>>217204135in my experience, asian girls bring up having kids during your second conversation with them if you have green eyes
>>217204673Used to work for IMF and got to travel all over. Arab/Indian/Latin women were all BBC-crazed.
>>217204706Haha and now mr imf is here ok sure
>>217204706most latin people hate black people almost as much as asian people dot. I actually live in a country that has latinos, unlike you
>>217204718You seem exceptionally triggered hearing Indian women prefer black men. Odd.
>>217204736Sure they do buddyhttps://streamable.com/8268ns
someone here is definitely crazy for bbc but I doubt it's a woman of any race.
>>217198184I heard they broke up after a big argument. Bill was in the Wong.
>>217204750>jeet actually had that video on taplmao
I thought he's guy tho?
>>217204464kys
>>217204750It's odd in that in that video the Latinas keep saying they wouldn't date white guys because white dicks are too small, but statistically Latinos have the smallest dicks of any group in the US.
>>217204750>>217204844almost as if they're scripted videos with paid participants
>>217204844you got some lead brain if you thought that was a good argument, you sound as insecure as that guy
I remember I went through this phase of online relationships with teenage girls from China and Korea, and a lot of would tell me they always thought white guys dicks worked differently and despite being bigger than asian dicks, didn't actually get "hard" and were soft even they were erectit's very interesting, and obviously the different girls I heard this from had been told this by boys from schoolkind of a brilliant cope for asian guys considering most girls in asian countries won't ever have the chance to find out it's a lie
>>217202233It is the American in Asian American part. It means they act black for some reason. But they aren't street smart or tough so it kinda just comes off as a shitty accent that they all have. Truly Latinx behavior.
>>217204974>dude a movie
>>217204113omg u must be like 100 years old
>>217204974foreigner
>>217198468Be a fucking man, faggot
>>217198184>>217202898He has a massive penis and makes women orgasm solely with penetration. He's probably the one dumping them. Why stay with one when you can get more
>>217205441Spoken like a true virgin.
>>217203709Fuck you that's funny
>>217203606John Leguizamo is such a fag
>>217198184>over 2 yearsHow fucked are celebrity relationships that this timeframe warrants such description>AAAAAAAAAAAAAA, I'VE GONE A YEAR WITHOUT CHANGING SEXUAL PARTNERS, WON'T SOMEBODY PLEASE THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>217204464>>Blacks are the best looking men
>>217204736>most people hate black peopleftfy
>>217198184There wasn't enough room in their mansion for both foreheads.
>>217198184>nick reiner murdered his marriage HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
>>217198468I think everyone in life needs to get dumped once. It’s an extremely important self journey that ends with you loving yourself and becoming independently happy. If you think this way OP, it means you’re codependent and mentally unwell. One day she probably will leave you with this attitude. I hope for your sake you have the mental fortitude to survive it.
thats what he gets for making the final season of Barry
>>217202898so what you're telling me is that Darth vader can't fuck and that Summer is a slut who exposes her sex life on podcasts? Based Hader
>>217201459my kinglove from Kazakhstan
>>217198184>No, Bill, just no. Too many people have died by your mouth. Now the killings must stop!
