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True cinema and masterfully told stories are never making a comeback. The Matrix, Pirates of the Caribbean, Lord of Rings, Revenge of the Sith. All a thing of the past, now we get lectures on tolerance & acceptance seminars by girlboss woman warriors and their ethnic boyfriends. Essential inclusion mandated by the state, you cannot tell your Good vanquishing Evil, Light vs Dark story any more.
It's over.
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>>217202007
Avatar is still in theaters.
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>>217202007
>True cinema and masterfully told stories are never making a comeback. The Matrix, Pirates of the Caribbean, Lord of Rings, Revenge of the Sith. All a thing of the past
Americans UNIRONICALLY think the peak of cinema as an art form is the pirates of the Caribbean. Actually kill all goyim now.
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>>217202007
I hate to say it. you're gonna hate me for saying it.

but ai movies will save movies. people like you and me using ai to make better stuff. sorry but that's the way.
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>>217202007
It's truly over
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>>217202007
>>217202032
Does anyone have that old webcomic of a bunch of people complaining how much of a piece of shit Pirates of the Carribean (maybe Dead Man's Chest) is, but there's a 13 year old boy who likes it and announces that in 20 years he'll be in academia so he can officially declare that Dead Man's Chest is actually the best and deepest movie ever to legitimize his nostalgia?
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>>217202031
Yes i saw it yesterday
>Evil colonist sky people
>Pink skins
>She hates their very thoughts <wrongthink>
>Dreadlocks everywhere
>Save the environment
>Cruel unfeeling whale killers
>Remember the ancestors
I hated it. I'm sure there's deleted scenes of them affording lipservice to the ""spiritual purity of frogs"" or some nonsense
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>>217202007
Don't cry because it's over ,smile because it happened
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>>217202066
It's pretty funny, it's the same cycle as in vidya. Everything becomes worse at all times but retards who were 13 when the shit came out say it's the last great piece of media
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>>217202066
Dunno that comic but I found this
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>>217202066
At worlds end contains THE greatest sea-battle of all time. Cursed pirates, canon fire, melee combat impressive visuals, betrayal, marriage in the midst of conflict, Cthulhu captain falling into maelstrom created by ocean goddess, Will Turner defying death, Jack Sparrows temptation to stab the heart himself. Cowardice of East India Trading Companies getting his ship destroyed and crew killed.

Master Gibbs, you may throw my hat if you like. Now go get it!
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>>217202125
I can't remember which movie is which, the only good sea battle was when the two pirate ships went alongside the man 'o' war with the villain dude on it on both sides and obliterated it
If that's the one you're talking about, good
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>>217202140
Yep that's the one, the music was also phenomenal
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>>217202207
They had an orchestra on stage where they played their instrument at the same time the movie was onscreen, it was a full house every seat sold out. People love Pirates
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I can make great stories but I don't have the budget to produce them

Be ready for some low budget indie films
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>>217202007
someone please post that parody of this image,you know the one....
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>>217202007
No bemoaning for stuff like the dollars trilogy or hitchcock or kurosawa, OP is sad that they're not making more Star Wars prequels.
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>>217202093

I don't think creating a movie where a mosquito and a mouse make babies is just another wholesome version intended to improve everyone's lives
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>>217202007
it will take a long time, but the cinema might recover. the main problem right now is that there is no audience for good, original films. gen alpha is doomed: not only do they have no connection to the cinema, but they are mentally retarded. maybe gen beta will be okay. in the meantime I guess I should get over this multi-year depression and start actually making films - I feel I have to try to make some contribution, even if it turns out I'm not a very good filmmaker.
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>>217202007
>Revenge of the Sith
lmao kys prequeltard
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