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>...Hello?
>Who's there?
>Come a little closer, ol' Robert's eyes ain't so good these days...
>Wait is that... Anon?
>It-it IS you!
>Ha ha how you doin' young buck?
>*cough* *cough*
>It's been so long since you've been to the Kinoplex, Anon
>Almost didn't recognize you, heh-heh!
>Ol' Robert was beginning to worry that you wouldn't ever come back
>You know how these kids are with their "convenient" streaming services and whatnot...
>Yep, some people are saying it's just too expensive to go to the movies nowadays...
>Or that Hollywood just isn't making any decent films worth seeing anymore!
>Can you believe that?
>Why, who wouldn't want to take the whole family out to see "Greenland 2: Migration"?
>Yep, folks are saying that all of the movie theaters are going to out of business soon...
>But you can't put a price on quality entertainment and friendly customer service, right Anon?
>*cough*
>Here, let me get you a nice Extra Medium-sized bucket of popped corn
>Double butter, right?
>Just the way my main man Anon likes it!
>That'll just be... $49.95, plus tip
>Come on, Anon, take the popped corn
>It's... it's your old pal Robert...
>Remember the popcorn mines?
>A-And the designated shooter?
>Heh-heh, always good times here at the 'plex, right?
>Please, Anon...
>Take the popped corn...
>...Please
>...
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>>217202111
t-thanks Robert
>$49.95, plus tip
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>Please come back to the kinoplex
>The falcons miss you, Anon
>I miss you
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>>217202111
>We're getting old Robert.
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tragic
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I'm sorry, Robert. My GovBucks™ don't cover out-of-company purchases. You know how it is.



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