Damn what a Mary Sue.
>>217202639He’s a veteran, he should be a competent police detective
>>217202651He sat in the basement for 13 years and 4 months.
Can you po-lice delete this thread.
The real Mary Sue. Middle management.
>>217203683This nigga looks like he has been fat all his life. Disgusting. Probably got born with clogged arteries.
>>217202639I didn’t feel he was a Mary sue by season 5
>>217202639He was natural police.
>>217202639builds and paints doll houses and furniture but is still way more charismatic than you will ever be OP
>>217202639Male characters are Gary Stu you fucking uncultured swine.
What was the cringiest scene in the wire? For me its the middle finger scene and Bunk and McNulty "fuck" scene.
>>217204187Brother Mouzone standoff scene or Stringer explaining price elasticity to corner kids.
>>217204187him being gay for no reasonbrother muzone and everyone being scared of a guy in spectacles running around with a book
>>217204224that bar scene made me rofl so hard, was really unexpected.
>>217203765>I didn’t feel he was a Mary sue by season 5he figured out AVON BARKSDALE S1E3> "avon used to be a boxer"OHHHH.....LET ME GO TALK TO MUH BOXING NIGGA...SHEEEEEEIIIIT DEY FINNA GIT ALL DEM PHOTOS OF DAT NIGGA AVON
>>217202639What? He shows flaws all the time and fucks up horrendously - Do you faggots even understand the stupid fucking buzz words you spew out of your retarded jeet mouths?
>>217204259What flaws, retard?
S4Ghetto thug nigga referencing "Day of the Jackal" in his analogy of killing Clay Davisyeah, okay, Simonaint no nigga in the history of niggerdom knows about Day of the Jackal
>>217202639How so?
>>217202660And our government tried to put Ron Paul and Nader and people who actually give a damn about this country in the Washington equivalency of a basement. The system is fucked don’t hate the player hate the game.
>>217204298>Niche interests are for white people onlynibba come on I expect 1 black man in Baltimore to know about DotJ.
5 seasons of The Wire> no one went off on jewish kikery after all of Levy's tricksDavid Simon is Jewish
>>217204298There was a movie called day of the jackal and a real dude they called that because they found the book when raising one of his hide outs. It’s not far fetched a bunch of wannabe assassins wen up to the library or robbed the local video store of all the movies about hot men and shit.
S2E8gratuitous blacked DP scene of Beadie Russell by Lester and Bunkfucking jewish tricks of David Simon at it again
>>217204187The chess scene, the metaphor is so on the nose
>>217203723Natural Po-Lice.>casually snips your tie for napping and goes back to his titty mag
>>217204370>It’s not far fetchedhave you spent ANY time in your lifearound niggers?
>>217204251He went there to ask the old timer coach if he knew him. He didn’t go with a Sherlock Holmes hat to study portraits
>>217202639>We need the wise savvy old negro Morgan Freeman type>Sir, he's right here and let's call him Freamon because only very intelligent people will get it
>>217204408>He went there to ask the old timer coach if he knew himit was what opened the entire case against the Towers. Lester could do no wrong and was the most brilliant (wrongfully oppressed) character in the seriesSimon went on to make him even a larger bulletproof stroke-off in Treme
>>217204420>give him a niche and profitable artistic hobby he do thats a subtle act of rebellion and makes 20 year old bitches mad ripe. >birdhouses?>DEEPER
>>217204317>always the smartest guy in the room>everybody loves him>no flaws>gets with a girl half his age
>>217204187>Bunk and McNulty "fuck" scene.That was reddit as hell desu
>>217204483>everybody loves him>except for the entirety of chain of command past Daniels
>>217204535that exists solely to make him look better
>>217204486In the sense that it thought it was more clever than it was. I agree.
hmmmm> notices one screw on random abandoned houses> cracks the entire Marlo Stanfield case wide openyeah, okay
>>217205317he knows that the city would have NEVER repaired that
>>217202660you sat in a basement for 13 years?
>>217204358Yeah they do, mcnutty says ronda and levy are part of the same tribe
>>217202639I don't know who that is or what show it's from but has anyone noticed he looks exactly like the RDJ blackface character from Tropic Thunder?
>>217205532>mcnutty says ronda and levy are part of the same tribewhoa.....real holocaust denial theregood thing that couldn't have also been interpreted to mean "part of the municipal bureaucracy"
>>217205317>detective character detects>WOOOW MARY SUE MUCH???
>>217205969> BLACK character> is competentimmersion ruined
>>217204187>McNulty serial killer phone call scenes>Marlo and Bodie golf club scene>Omar "Oh Indeed">Omar never swearing in an obvious and deliberate manner scene>Omar isn't just shot in the head when he robs the stash house and they just throw the drugs out to him scene>Omar whistling the Farmer wife tune scene>Omar kissing his thinking>D'Angelo chess scene>Omar and Brother Mouzoune stand off cringe Apocalypse sceneBut the absolute god tier universe-tier scene of pure wire cringe is:>Omar goes into the court room with only a tie on over his street clothes. Levy says "you are a parasite that leaches off...." and Omar is like:>"Just like you mayn" >(Wide eyed Levy) "E-E-Excuse me????!"
>>217206043t. shlomo
>>217202639How is he a Mary Sue at all? Or is this now just an empty term for clickbait, used with any character in faggot OP posts with no backing to stimulate engagement? Kill yourself faggot.
>>217204298There has been like five adaptations of that shit you retard.
>>217206419>you retard.niggers don't even know what Romeo & Juliet is and you think they know "Day of the Jackal"?you.shit for brains
>>217206091There’s nothing in my message that would indicate that I am chosen.Your reply highlights how disgracefully tone deaf and hateful the portrayal of Levy was though.
>>217206402>no end in sightgets me every time
>character acts like a character in a story, not like a boring ordinary person from real life>does things skillfully>is interesting to watch>creates narrative tension>behavior has metaphorical underpinningsutter slop. get this shit out of my face
>>217206497Really? You're assuming entire blocs of millions of individuals have a specific ignorance and you think you're not the retard here?>>217206091>t.Kill yourself, golem.
>>217206606>You're assuming entire blocs of millions of individuals have a specific ignorancethe bell curve isn't an assumption
>>217207023Now this is some prime retardation. Maybe you should google what the fucking bell curve even is before you embarrass yourself further.
>>217207078>the fucking bell curve
muh lester
>>217207094Great, now ask your teacher how to read it.
>>217205491Anyone got the chad mcnulty vs the virgin Lester?
>>217207192
>>217207192top am bestest
>>217207136This nigga taken notes in a criminal conspiracy
>>217204298>I have never had a conversation with a black Americanthat's all you had to say anon, even the hood ones have niche interests, you'd be surprised
>>217204187Omar on the stand is the moment that made me embarrassed, and it happened on my favorite season of the show.
>>217204187brother mouzone's entire arc
>>217208167It’s like he’s never traveled, or had a job, or pursued huger education, or been at a gathering of more than 100 people that wasn’t a family reunion.
>>217208280>It’s like he’s never traveledyou never spent any real time with blacks to have this opinion.blacks you've been around existed in 'your world'. try being around more than 5 at a time. then look for your wallethttps://youtu.be/3Dr7XdvEk0k?si=kDJnQVaF2G-kEXfb&t=81
>>217205491and four months.
>>217202639McNulty got sent to the boat and escaped by learning oceanography to fuck over his former boss.Lester got sent to the pawn shop unit and stayed there for over a decade. He would still be there today if not for McNulty.In a world full of Lesters, be a McNulty.
>>217203683I’m not saying it’s unrealistic but damn that unit has too many sergeants. He had like four detectives. Should have been at least ten.
>>217204187That’s my favorite scene in the show. I love Rawls so goddamn much.
>>217204259He’s pretty much wish fulfillment until season 5. An old man comes out of the unit he was put away in for 13 years and is magically the best detective in the entire police department and an expert on modern police technology and never makes mistakes or gets into trouble. Oh and he has a hot 20 year old girlfriend who loves him unconditionally.
>>217207227That was my OC.
>>217207240The most recent averages are 104 for whites and 91 for blacks.
>>217206402see >>217209682
>>217206573The Wire is full of plausible characters that feel real. Obviously self inserts like Colvin, Gus and Lester detract from it.
>>217207136This adjusts for economic factors but not socio ones. Black people have inferior culture which leads to lower job and academic performance. The book Black Rednecks and White Liberals explains why this is - they developed their culture from their adjacency to southern white trash, who were descendants of the British white trash (Scots-Irish) that emigrated from the borderlands of north Britain.
>>217207227
>>217209602>favorite scene in the showRawls taking complete command after Kima was shot was the best Rawls moment. He knows exactly what is needed even down to recalibrating McNutty
>>217209780>The most recent averages are 104 for whites and 91 for blacks.cited : zero sources, pulled out of your ass
>>217210352>Rawls taking complete command after Kima was shot was the best Rawls moment.https://youtu.be/sC2-hsTqhhY?si=3OtiAmWgHNvAfDb3&t=30
>>217204187Every single time Carver tries to act like a tough guy. Especially when he gets all pissy and does a big speech to the criminals while standing on a car
>>217204187Yeah the fuck scene on rewatch is bad.
>>217204187>So you're saying you want to finger me, chief? I didn't know you were so kinky.
>>217204187Omar in court acting like hes saying something meaningful
>>217204187>Bunk and McNulty "fuck" sceneto be fair that type of humor probably felt a lot more fresh in 2002
>>217202639>I am also in this episode
>>217204187Any Omar scene past season 1. He becomes very cringe onwards
>>217202639magical nigger has hunches and knows people that know things for no reason, also makes tiny furniture and treats whores like normal people....
>>217204251exactly
>>217202639>bosses move off Stringer Bell in S5>MCNULTY YOU'RE A FUCKING ASSHOLE FOR STILL PURSUING HIM!!! WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE ON THIS LOW TIER TYRELL WILLIAMS GUY!!! RESPECT THE CHAIN OF COMMAND!!!! *literally stands up to fight him*>bosses move off Marlo in S5>Hmm McNulty you got a point there. Let's actually illegally divest state resources and commit insane felonies to fake homicides and conduct unconstitutional investigations to get marlo. Because uhhh I no longer consider their orders legitimate shit tier writing
Worst scene in the show coming through
>>217204483gets with a whore.
>>217205738lmao such an accurate assessment of india
>>217204187I'm rewatching Season 1 and there's a scene after Kima gets shot where some cops are questioning Savino's mother that is soap opera tier
>>217210998>questioning Savino's mother that is soap opera tierHE SHOT A COP, YOU SICK FUCK!
>>217205969vague jewneric logic there.
>>217211011>HE SHOT A COP, YOU SICK FUCK!
>>217211011NO... NOT MY BABY
>>217206402you have comprehension issues, rewatch to find out why you're retarded
>>217211081Best character on the show
>>217211100>Best character on the showPrez vs Dutchwho wins?
>>217207240decimated graph geez. talk about dog piled
RIP ziggy
>>217202639Is that Elon Musk?
>>217210352Agreed
>>217204187COLLEGE KIDS AIN'T SHIIIIIT
>>217211192>ziggyhow bad was Zigg getting his ass pounded at Bal'more County before he got the visit with his dad?
>>217211081umm it was a nigger cop, holding a gun at night, sir....
>>217204187>For me its the middle finger sceneWhat the hell is wrong with you? Rawls' actor was one of the best on the show and stole every scene he was in
>>217211160Dutch is like 6'2
>>217211238If this were Oz, it'd probably be that night with several partners.
>>217210929My fave is in S3 they're supposed to go after some no name nigga that gets almost zero screen time and Mcnultys all saying they should get stringer and Freeman is all butthurt that he wants to waist the allotted resources on the non character who isnt even a leader
>>217211160Dutch though I do respect early Prez unhinged quality
>>217211238>im fuckedSeriously Ziggy is so fucking retard for throwing his life away. No different than a nigger thinking like that
>>217211845the prince of pimlico is a leaderjust of some off brand niggas in another district
>>217204358Omar calls him it out on the stand that he is a parasite on these drug dealers
>>217211238His fat cock probably helped him a little bit in that regard.
>>217209733You just a nigga who got your (You)s took.
>>217211160Dutch because he’s cartoonishly evil.
>>217204251>have no information about a person>hear that there is some random tidbit about the person and boxing>huh, i guess i might try one of the nations most known boxing associations that has a place in townthis qualifies for superhuman deduction in burgerland?
>>217211238Nicks testimony helped get him a reduced sentance so he does his time on Generation Kill.
Only S2 was good. Rest is niggerkino
