Penis or no penis, somebody has to clear that snow.https://www.the-independent.com/arts-entertainment/films/news/jeremy-renner-snow-plow-accident-b2894696.html
Just hire a Mexican with a shovel. There's no need for a military-grade plow designed to remove snow under gunfire and threat of IEDs in Afghanistan.
>>217203375Smart thinking, it's not like he can lose it again.
put a blade on a quad. you don't need a snowplow like that unless you're running it for 6 hours clearing a whole town
Shlong Status?
At least he didn't burn to a crisp like those poor kids in Crans Montana
you too good for a shovel you FUCK?
>>217203434>you don't need a snowplow like that unless you're running it for 6 hours clearing a whole townHe actually did that often for his neighbors before the accident. He likes collecting heavy machinery and putting it to use in his community
>>217203458Given to Hailee.
>>217203375Finish the job
Penile prognosis?
>a man robbed of his penis, has come back from the shadows to reclaim what he has lost
>>217203375Cock Conundrum?
Dick Diagnosis?
>>217203375cock coordinates?
>>217203478why did he unleash the bonecrusher penis snatcher 9000 that year?
We're all happy that it didn't happen again.
>>217203375Phallus Consensus?
>>217203471what?
>>217203375Nub News?
Dong dossier?
>>217203375>defeated by a snow plowhumiliation ritual
Member movement?
>>217205654Jenitals RendedThere was footage of Eliot Page creeping around the Renner compound with an ice chest and a pair of tongs shortly after the accident,
>>217203375lol imagine if he did it again
Pipi predicament?
>>217205755why doesn't explain there about his penis? is this desinfo?
>>217203418True.
>>217203375why does he not just get a flamethrower or a heated driveway? you are giga rich and likely have ptsd why would you even risk it again
Jeremy got run over by a snowplowClearing out the diriveway Christmas eveNow where he used to have a penisThere is just a tatterd and drawn out wizard's sleeve
Hog Heuristic?
>>217205780Being born with two penises is rare enough, much less having both yanked off by a snowplow.
>>217205755He's lucky to be alive
>>217205869He is unlucky at having an intact penis and testicles.
>>217203375It was probably a stunt double
>>217203375>I bet you won't see him coming ever again.
>>217205755So he sacrificed his penis to save his nephew?
>>217205755so what happened to his nephew?
>>217205997He was also ripped off and never recovered.
>>217203375>PistenBully snow groomerReally?
>>217206019I will assume that is a typo. The model of snowplow Jeremy had was called a "Penis Bully"
>>217203410but that's not fun
>>217205653AT LEAST HE DIDN'T BURN TO A CRISP LIKE THOSE POOR KIDS IN CRANS MONTANA
>>217206057It is if you call ICE on them and then watch from your porch with your nice intact genitals.
It'd be top laffs if he fell in it again.
>>217205755This is brutal. I didn't realize he went completely under the tracks. For some reason I though just his penis was run over.
Status of the male reproductive organ?
>>217203375Appendage assessment?
>>217205997he just vanishedunidentified disembodied penis was later found at the site
>>217203375Why did they cut off his penis?
>>2172057551st time seeing this, fucking crazy he survived this
>>217205755>He tried to leap across the 3-foot-wide moving tracks to reach the emergency stop button. In that moment, he recalled shouting, “Not today, motherfucker!” a final effort to prevent disasterRetard thinks life is an avengers movie
>>217206195It's AI not the real footage
>>217206221> The snow is flying, we're fighting an army of drifts, and I have no cock and balls. None of this makes sense. If you step out that cab, you are a castrato
Weiner whereabouts
>>217205653some zoomers were trapped in a fire at a party in belgium, they spent their last moments listening to minorities sing in monotone about being rich while streaming their own deaths for social media clout
Mr plowThat's my nameThat name againIs Mr plow
>>217205997He locked him up and is now waiting for his penis to be ready to harvest
He has to have a special arrow to fuck his wife now.
I think I know what the "Hawkeye Buster" armor would look like. Anyone else find it coincidental he played a character named hawkeye and then ended up as MASH?
>>217206358He can only plow snow and not his wife
>>217205755tfw penis goes snip snip
>>217206418soon
>>217205755Moar!!!
>>217206483The itsy bitsy penis was ripped off by the treadsRound went the blades and the first ripped off the headBy the second blade both cock and balls were goneAnd the itsy bitsy penis was strewn across the lawn
Willy Whereabouts?
>>217205951He's basically the new Jesus Christ
>>217203375Still searching for the lost penis under the snow. The cold may have preserved it.
They had to liquefy his penis and inject it because he lost so much blood
>>217205997His nephew was never in any real danger. He just moved out of the way.
>>217206483Gawkeye?
Why do we find it funny that a man lost his penis.Aren't we supposed to feel pity for him?
>>217206607Crab bucket
Cock condition?
>>217206607He may have lost his penis, but he has found his purpose
the small mammal seen carrying the phallus could not be located
>>217206483What was he thinking at this moment?
>>217206483>when you already nutted but she keeps on plowing
>>217206607No because he's a woman abuser according to my friends at Reddit.com. Remember when he flew in a bunch of barely legal teens to party with him when we were all supposed to be locked down in quarantine?
>>217205755Why was the machine running without anyone in it?
CHECK TWITTER IT HAPPENED AGAIN!
>>217206712Did it rip out his bussy this time?
>>217206483-999999 aura
A MANGLED DICK JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE
>>217206593He never had a nephew it was just his imagination.
>>217205844kek
They should do some artifical dicks connected to your nervesWhere is the futur ? Make prothesis dick, make them glow, with screen so you can play doom, with a cute ai voice saying shit like "good job anon, keeping fucking this whore" "grab her head and fuck her"Add a link to ar glasse so you can see your cute ai companion waifu girlfriend cuckqueen who want you to fuck other girl
peeny probate?
Did it actually rip his dick off? No joke replies, please
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>>217203375Can he pee in the snow?
>>217207040you know those lathe videos? imagine if his skin - wait, he's an american - imagine if his peehole got tugged by one gear after another and sorta wrapping the dick around itself time after time after time again and in the end when they found him he had two intact testicles and a third raw round one jammed betwixt them
>>217203375Where is this claim of him losing a penis coming from?
Apparently it kept flopping in the snow, like a dead fish spasming when you salt it. After a few hours it was eventually picked up by some kind of boreal owl
>>217205755why didn't he just shoot the plow? or his nephew?
>>2172071724chan
>>217207172No one is claiming anything, we are merely asking. ...Dick status?
>>217207203Burger moment
>>217206085Use the Mexican to get rid of ice, then use ICE to get rid of the Mexican. Perfectly balanced. As all things should be.
>>217203375Dude, fucking SHOVELS exist.
>>217206057If the mexican are women and the cleaning clothes for the snow are microbikinis, it's absolutely funYou just lack imagination
>>217207261Fair question. What is the condition of his member?
>>217207172there was a thread once where some anon found it but you can't find the pics anymore
did this man really lose his whole penis in that accident
>>217207444Would it be much different if he lost half of it?
>>217207472depends on what he was starting with i suppose
>>217207472Depends which half
>>217207203>why didn't he just shoot the plow? or his nephew?Hi, Alec.
>>217206695KEK
>>217207316have you ever seen mexican cleaning ladies?
Dangle angle?
>>217203375>“It was just interesting getting off of it because you have to step on the tracks to get off this thing. And I saw, like, little pieces of my clothing in it still. And some other things that I don’t want to say,” he recalled.shredded pieces of his penis were still in there, brutal
>>217205755>his nephew calmy takes a few steps out of the path of the plow and watches Renner lay there defeated, broken and castrated Like something out of Greek tragedy
>>217207618that snow plow must be haunted by the ghost of his penis
>>217207712>Small matter.
>>217203375some say that his severed penis is still stuck in the tracks to this day
>>217205755But his penis was not damaged? Why did they cut it off?
can your penis head pop like a balloon if squished too much
>>217203375>him driving the massive machineit's barely bigger than a bobcat
His penis partition might have been a lie, just a marketing ploy
>>217205653
>>217207825overzealous surgeon
>>217205653>>217205653
>>217203410>military grade plow>little bobcat with a shovel
>>217203375>three yearsAlready? How the fuck
>>217203471>>217205653>>217206078
>>217208047
>>217203375Is he not allowed to be in Avengers now that he is dick destroyed?
>>217203503this is not a real human, this is some alien sent to earth to fuck with us, she has looked like 8 completely different humans over the last 15 years.
>>217203410>hire a Mexicanfuck that shit, I don't want anything stolen from my yard.
>>217203410You should Mexicans living wages.
>>217205813>is this desinfo?yes the penis being shredded was disinfo he was ran over face down.
>>217207968>one minute apart
>>217203478I mean he lost his "heavy machinery", so he might as well use an artificial one.
>>217208100I guarantee you a bunch of people stopped at the top of the stairs or right outside the door and inadvertently blocked the exit. Because people are retarded.
>>217208100I saw a video on X where they got stuck at the exit just like in the Station nightclub fire
>>217208250
>>217203375
>>217206347>belgium*Switzerland.
>>217205844Beautiful kek
>>217208287
>>217208288cheap fucks couldn't even use IMAX cameras
>>217205755kino
>>217207172Newfags say that no one can prove he lost his penis, and they’re right, but I say no one can disprove he lost his penis
>>217208288
>>217205755>Kubota SVL75-3>Machine weight (kg) 4271It's smaller than in the animation. Even then I call bullshit.
>>217208341Yi Zhou can. He apparently assaulted her with pictures of what's left.>"In November 2025, filmmaker Yi Zhou alleged that Renner had subjected her to sexual misconduct and abuse. Zhou, a Chinese national, alleged that Renner threatened to "call ICE" on her after she confronted him about alleged misconduct, which involved sending her unsolicited sexual photos of himself earlier that year..."
>>217208278
>>217205755So he didnt stop itThat means his nephew died?
>>217203375>I accidentally my pingas
>>217208492go on archive.4plebs.org and get the good stuff this blurred shit is gay these idiots deserve to get mocked
>>217206221>“That’s when I screamed, by the way, when I went under the thing,” Renner said. “‘Not today, motherfucker!’ is what I screamed. Sorry for the language.”
>>217208288censored shit
>>217206529lel
>>217208492Do... do they want to die?
>>217205755>>217206483>*record scratch*>yup, that's me
>>217205755What mobile game is that?
>>217206699seems like someone woke up on the wrong side of the plow...
Fuckhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=apxnwN4qX_w
>>217206699what quarantine?
>>217207896A dire reminder that you're never safe from retards around you
>>217208650Partying at the end of the world
>>217208492>flammable foam on the ceilingGreat idea
>>217208418Since Renner is basically a woman now, that is quite transphobic of her
>>217203375Why the hell do you people think that just because you get run over by a snowplow, you automatically lose your dick? Do you people who believe this speak from experience or what?
Uh oh the Renner Internet Defense Force is here
>>217209119My dick got ran over by a snowplow
>>217203375Realistically can human live without a penis?
>>217208492>stand there filming instead of fleeing
>>217209215I mean women exist in a certain sense
>>217208492>yeah bruh! If i get 100 likes ill throw alcohol on the fire>this nigger over here cant breathe lmao, yolo
>>217209408Can you really call their existence living, thoughbeit?
>>217209215
At this point dude is just tempting fate. Why is he so obsessed with fighting snow?
>>217205755>surely he fell on his belly so penis didn't get hurtSurely
>>217209427Probably why post op trannies keep killing themselves
>>217205755Why didn’t the Nephew just move out of the way?
>>217203410A mexican can castrate him with a machete. A snow plow at least lets him show off how manly a heavy machine operator he is
>>217207968I'd like to apologise to every horror movie writer who had the victims standing around filming when they were clearly in terrible danger.
>>217208935Anyone who uses the roads for any reason already knows that.
>>217205755>GALVANIZED STEEL BORROWED FROM HIS GRANDMA
>>217203375I really like him in mayor of kingstownmakes me wonder how many great actors are stuck with marvel slop
>>217203375past a certain age, a man without a dick and balls can be a bad thing
>>217209476Primordial urge to challenge nature and prove his authority, nay, his existence in a ruthless world. Renner embodies the immutable human spirit.
>>217208369tracks give it a much lower ground pressure
>>217206604kek
>>217203375no cock, but lotta balls
>>217203375he better be ready to dodge a left from the snow plow, to avoid another black eye
>>217203410spoken like a true c*lifornian who has never seen snow and has never seen a white person
>>217203375That machine is now the only thing plogning in the Renner household.
>>217205755>>217205951>>217205951>>217205813>>217206111>>217206483>>217207825>>217209487HIS PENIS WAS NOT CUT OFF. Look, I get it's LE FUNNI HAR HAR INSIDER JOKE GET IT WE"RE A SPECIAL FUCKING CLUB AND GOT JOKES, but his penis was never, EVER, severed or injured throughout THE ENTIRE INCIDENT, BEFORE, DURING, OR AFTER. I"M so fucking sick and tired of you bullshit fucks talking about his penis in EVERY Jeremy Renner thread. LOOK AT HOW MANY REFERENCES THERE ARE TO PENISES WHEN YOU CTRL F PENIS THIS THREAD. IT"S ALL OVER THE PLACE. just fucking STOP
>>217208234yes you can even see it in one of the exterior videos. There's another set of doors on the outside that leads up to the landing with the door and its full of people. Not packed mind you, just loosely hanging around on it for some godforsaken reason.
>>217210603>doors*stairs*loosely, but dense enough to st
>>217205997jews
>>217210588If he was carrying a sausage and two boiled eggs in his pocket, what do you think would have happened to them? Of course it got ripped to shreds.
>>217206149because he wouldn't play Hawkeye like they wanted
>>217203410we are deporting them. now please just put the fries in the bag
>>217210588I guess they didn't call you back for Doomsday, huh Jeremy?
>>217210623He was LAYING DOWN
>>217208492uhh why are they standing there and celebrating?
>>217210667some of them probably think it's a part of the show
Let's be real here, dude is like 50 something, he barely had 10 years left on actually using his cock anyway.Sure it sucks, but not the biggest loss at that age.
>>217203375Pecker picture?
The real Hawkeye would have used explosive arrows to clear the snow out of his path. What kind of an example is this for children?
>>217203410Mexicans hate the snow
If I was on the plow that day…
>>217210588Chopper chopped?
>>217210834>tfw 34 and already can't maintain an erection
He should name it Christine
>>217203375he has nothing to loose
>>217205997he’s still there
>>217205780lol
>>217210907>Oh shittu itsu marku wayerubergu. Fukka yu, wayerubergu
>>217206347They listened to this. The chorus is when it started burning https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tOwuXkPIl-s
>>217212077horrifying
>>217205997Owl took him, flew away. Never seen again. Poof; gone.
>>217203375It was a fucking BOBCAT????Why did I think it was one of these monsters?
>>217212239Forgot pic.>>217203410Pussy.
>>217206347God I love the sound of zoomers burning to death
>>217205755>>217212265>>217212239Maybe that's why.
>>217208250>>217208278It's funny and tragic how this thing happened almost EXACTLY the same way as the Station and I don't see anyone pointing it out. The only reason more didn't die was because of how few were in that basement vs. how many were at the Station.IF YOU SEE A FIRE START RANDOMLY ON A WALL OR CEILING AFTER A FEW SPARKS HIT IT, GTFO. THAT MEANS IT IS A HIGHLY FLAMMABLE MATERIAL YOU RETARDED DRUNK NIGGERFAGGOTS
>>217212239Because the media called it a snowplow. Technically a shoe is also a snowplow if you use it to kick snow out of the way.
>>217206675Th ducks flew off with his penis.
>>217210588As much as I like penisposting (no homo) that's probably true, I wish no harm on any man's dick, and honestly dick is just soft tissues anyway. Maybe he got his balls fucked up but he can at least take a piss standing up.
>>217208492>Melted, burning polyurethane foam is falling on me... better keep filming
>>217212077Is it possible to see the graph showing the number of views? I would like to see if there was a spike due to the fire.
>sir, a second snowplow has just hit Jeremy Renner
>>217203375Is that a frozen tear
>>217212950Check the comments, there's been a stream of new posts since it happened so i imagine it got a bit of a spike in views too. It was already a big song tho
what does not having a penis feel like bros
>>217203410>>217203434>just use a quad, you don’t need.Poorfag cope,Dare I say actual sour grapes argument most likely. If you have the space and the money, no reason not to get the best tool
>>217207712no wonder he didn't get rid of it
>>217206111>For some reason I though just his penis was run over.Weird, I thought the same. And checked.
>>217208492That shit is such a weird flame, obviously set up as a pleb scrafice to the devil. Look up who owns the building,
>>217212995like a bag with no sand
>>217208288>fireworks inside with a low ceiling.Low IQs being purged. Simple as
>>217212239I thought it was one of these.
>MY PENIS IS..... WHERE???
>>217207896>fireworks inside above foam.
>>217206111>>217213215How would that happen? Are you retarded?
>>217213419finally a cooling setup that's sufficient for amd graphics cards
>>217210588pecker predicament??
> outside his home in Reno, Nevada.wtf isn’t this guy a millionaire? Reno is a fucking shithole
>>217205755
>>217203375>We're now getting reports that Jeremy Renner has had another terrible snowplow accident, completely severing his penis and hands.>A family spokesperson said "This is the last thing we wanted to happen"
>>217208135What if they just stole all the snow? Ya know like so they could chill their Coronas?
Gone.
>>217206593Maximum kek
>>217213015Cockless post
>>217203375Xer Plow
>>217203410this. so much this. Riddle me this, Drumph: if you deport all the Mexicans, who will shovel the show?
>>217208341
>>217211041i remember when i was younger, like mid 20s, and being in a group of both male and female friends who would talk about impotence like it was unavoidable past your mid 30s. granted i haven't had sex in eight years, but in my mid 30s i still get erections all the time. i swear most people just completely stop taking care of themselves past a certain point and one of the first things to suffer is blood circulation which, surprise, affects your ability to get and maintain erections.
>>217207825He was transitioning
>>217206529
>>217203375why not just move to a place that doesnt suck lol
>>217208288>>217208492The supposed white master race everyone...
>>217216005Umbaqu bukanqle zubazuba
>>217208447Nephew is alive because he stopped it with his penis, that's how he lost it
>>217206604Cawk, aye?
>>217203375Is it just me or is the moderating on this board weird as fuck? You CAN talk about Jeremy Renner clearing snow; you CAN'T talk about Jim Carrey announcing an existential crisis. You CAN talk about underage actresses and their "cuteness"; you CAN'T talk about an actress posing with a literature book to seem intelligent. It's strange.
>>217213419i could see why he would put his dick in that
>>217205813He had gotten out of the plow to have a wank in the bushes. This is the reason his penis was sufficiently deflated enough to survive the crushing. He would later describe it as the fap that saved his life.
>>217205997Died from the vaccine.
>>217203375That was 3 years ago? ..jesus
>>217205755This dumb faggot actually thought he was Com Truise and tried to last second commandeer a snow plow by running up its treads.
>>217208492>they expect 40 of us in the wreckage brother...
>>217203503YJK
>>217205755It's crazy that he looks alright now after surviving this
>>217219870>bro thought he was tag
>>217203458PLOWED
>>217205997‘Nephew’ was just a metaphor for his penis.
>>217205997umm excuse me? focus on the hero of the story please!
>>217203458Shredded
>>217218364There's a reason everyone cheered when those jannies got doxxed in the hack.
A man lost his penis and you are LAUGHING?
>>217205755kwab
I thlammed my penith in the thnow plow
>>217205755We can rebuild him. We have the technology.
>>217205755So he didn’t stop it and his nephew got away just fine, meaning he hurt himself for absolutely no reason?
>>217208492If this is me at a new years party I'm drunk as fuck and probably dead too, can't expect me to think my way out of beers and shots
>>217220237>the fire rises
>>217205755Man it is crazy that people can survive something like this, yet I am here fearing having a stroke and dying at any moment while I wait for my appointment
>>217216005Should we post the Astroworld footage to show how the melanated act during an impending disaster? How about the Arpora nightclub fire?
>>217213572It's a meta joke about how all Renner threads eventually devolve into being about his penis. You have to remember, though most are, not everyone is autistic on 4chan.
>>217210567white people are literally just golems invented by the jews you absolute retard
>>217210588That's exactly what a man who lost his penis would say.
>>217203375penile condition?
>>217224350He didn't lose it. It was stolen from him.
>>217219870mfs playing those action flicks it goes to their heads
>>217223341The penis doesn't
>>217208288Quite sad and tragic. Just a bunch of young people having the time of their life and unaware of the danger.
>>217205755Why didn't he use antiplow arrow
>>217207172it's an epic forced meme
>>217203375If that ex-man has a penis, that snow would just melt instantly when he got an erection. Penis erection heat melts snow. It's science, and can't be disproved as science.
i guess its safe now, theres nothing to jam up the machinery anymore
>become famous, rich beyond your wildest dreams>the only thing people talk about you online worldwide is your penis, and it being destroyedman thats so grim
>>217209408But women are not human.
>>217203418Wrong. A severed penis takes approximately 3 years to grow back. The man is playing with fire
>>217203410He likes to clear HIS snow
>>217214288kek
>>217203410>A mexican killed and raped the daughter of a billonarie greel in his boat this yearWhy not an argentine? White smart and legal who can speak english.
>>217203375Literally who?
>>217210503not to mention its moving on top of snow which your body can simply be pushed into rather than crushed against
>>217208701Mortal Kombat Mobile
>>217224666very true, satan
genital situation?
