Why the fuck did he do all that
>>217206194he had a bit of the stanky leg
>>217206194She was making a move. He had to get it on.
he is in...le pain!
Patient needed less walls
unironic death of the show here. there was no coming back from this. the greatest indication of the fact that whoever was still writing house, didnt understand house.honestly you could go as far back as season 6 to say this, because the contrast of the season 5 finale, to all of season 6 is so retardedly drastic that its unbelievable (yes I know that was the point, doesnt make it retarded)the show unironically should have ended with the season 5 finale. they dug themselves a whole with such an ambitious finale, but whatever.
Because it had been 5 seconds since the show reminded us he's an asshole
>>217206194Good thing ICE wasn't there, or House would be the one with holes in him.
>>217206638the finale should have been the cannonball into the pool
>>217206701Would have saved us from that shitty last season.
>>217206194spite
>>217206638>the show unironically should have ended with the season 5 finale.You mean the two part season 6 opening? True
>famous Doctor, with a debilitating limp, crashes a car into a house >walks away from the scene and goes to MexicoAre New Jersey cops retarded?
He needed to do something that would seperate him from his oneitis permenantly
He was completely debilitated by his breakup with Cuddy and seeing her leisurely move on with her life in contrast made him go scorched earth
>>217207159The writer must have a terrible case of inceldome because the way to get rid of your oneitis is literally meet a second womenNot marry a second women, not fuck, not dinner, not befriendJust literally meet ANOTHER ONE SINGLE women and it starts to recedeOneitis is not romantic, it's not "i've met 1000 women and I've never met one like her..."Oneitis is childlish is "There is NO other women! No!! They don't even exist!!"That's oneitis, the other is just a romantic form of movie fantasy feeling. It doesn't exist
>>217207152Illegal aliens get into bad crashes and fuck off back to Mexico all the time. Its not even rare. A citizen with means could probably do it even faster
>>217206801they don't make kino like that anymore man
>>217207152all cops are retarded, they're only ever successful when the criminal is even more retarded
>>217206194to kill off cuddy without killing her off because of cuntract disputes
>>217206194>Why the fuck did he do all thatBecause Cuddy's actress wanted a raise, Fox refused and they had to write her off last minute.
>>217207267House was a self sabotaging loser who only Cuddy managed to put up with in earnest He could easily court another woman, and even does in the future, but in his mind only one would ever accept him for him
>>217207056no you retard, season 6 was tainted from the beginning didnt house go to the asylum at the end of s5 anyway? thats more than enough.
>>217208810No the rehab arc was pretty based
>>217208871i dont care what you think.
>>217208905you can just type up your opinions in notepad then sister
>>217207267This isn't true at all. My one-itis wasn't my first crush. The girl after the one-itis renewed my interest in the one-itis. I never got closure because I kept hearing rumors she was married but not from her and she has never changed her name.Meeting more women just makes you hate women.
>>217207267house's obstinance is a character-defining trait so i don't see 'house eventually just moves on' as a good choice
>>217206320Wow he's literally me
>>217206194Cuddy didnt tell him about being raped in the parking lot.
>>217207267House isn't the guy that moves on, he spent like 7 years coping over fucking up Stacy.
>>217206194>tfw can't find a good mcgill sweatshirtfeels bad man i'll never be wilsonmaxxed
>>217210573Looks pretty easy to make yourself or request having it made somewhere
>>217210573>Tfw I went to a big state school in the American midwest, so my options for sweaters are near limitlessFeels good man.
>>217206194Lisa Edelstein wanted a pay raise and apparently was being a bitch, so they wrote her out in a very violent way as a sort of "fuck you".
>>217206194>Why the fuck did he DO NOTHING WRONGHe's House.
>>217208339>>217211124Call me an autist but liking a series long-term feels like waiting to get cucked. You are in a hostage situation between a couple of brainlet yet arrogant actors, their greedy little agents, bored or overly ambitious staff, profit-maximizing networks/streaming services, ideologists inserting their agenda, etc. ... basically dozens of people, with each of them having the power to derail it at any point. And the petty conflicts between them, with the story and the overal quality standing right in the middle as they shoot at each other. If it somehow works out at least for a while, it's already a small miracle since the artistic value comes after all those interests. And as a watcher, you are simply expected to drool at whatever bone they throw you as long as they carve the trademark onto it, no matter how picked up.
>>217212672You could have just said >Being an ASOIAF fan is about being cucked.
>>217206194Love makes you do crazy things. He literally faked his own death to spend more time with his true love, Wilson.
>>217212819>ASOIAFYep but it's more of a rule than an exception. A series with satisfying ending that seems like it was planned and built up to, where no major character was "written off' because of external factors and it was not enshittified in some form at some point is like finding a unicorn. I would say just stick to /lit/ but you had to pull that title of all...
>>217206194I’ve been thinking about a reboot in which House was homeless all the time.>OPENING SCENE — EPISODE 1>BLACK.>Audio only.>A shaky phone recording. Wind. Sirens far away.>MAN (O.S., panicked)>He’s not breathing—someone help—anyone—>A cough. Wet. Violent.>A woman sobs in relief.>CUT TO:>EXT. SUBWAY PLATFORM – NIGHT>Grainy cell-phone footage. Vertical video. Bad focus.>A HOMELESS MAN kneels over another man on the floor. Blood on his hands. Not panicked. Annoyed.>He presses two fingers into the man’s neck, then abruptly jams a PEN into his throat.>People scream.>The homeless man doesn’t look up.>The choking stops.>Breathing resumes — ugly, mechanical, alive.>Someone whispers:>WITNESS>Jesus Christ…>The homeless man stands, wipes his hands on his coat.>We never see his face clearly. Just limping feet as he walks away.
>>217213022he would most likely be in some south american clinic because the medical itch was too strong
>>217213022Kurwa, pan just ripped off Znachor
>>217213022>Blackare we talking about Dr. Foreman now?
>>217212672I wonder if autism makes it harder to form parasocial relationships. I fucking hate media for this reason. Once I start meta-reading the media, it's over. Midnight Mass was a ten though
>>217213022>INT. HOSPITAL – PEDIATRIC ICU – DAY>Machines hum softly.>RACHEL CUDDY, now a teenager, lies unconscious. Pale. Tubes. Monitor beeping — irregular.>LISA CUDDY sits beside her. Controlled. Exhausted. No tears yet.>A YOUNG DOCTOR (competent, scared) speaks carefully.>DOCTOR>We’ve ruled out infection, autoimmune, metabolic—>Cuddy doesn’t look at him.>CUDDY>You ruled out the things you can bill for.>The doctor swallows.>INT. ICU – LATER>Cuddy alone now.>She scrolls on her phone — absent-minded — until a headline stops her.>“UNIDENTIFIED HOMELESS MAN SAVES THREE DURING SUBWAY COLLAPSE”>She clicks.>Rewatches the shaky video.>Again.>Again.>She notices something small.>The man pauses exactly two seconds before acting.>Not panic.>Calculation.>Cuddy’s jaw tightens.
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>>217213259>Cuddy's pussy moistens
>>2172143003 > 1 >>> Who cares
>>217215258>t. gay homo
>>217206194that nigga houser was mad handsome tho no homo
>>217206219Holy based.
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>>217214300>>217215258masters a cute!!
