>All you know now is how much you hate. You bank that. You hide that. You keep it alive until you know what to do with it.
>>217207814Error #404: Star Wars not Foundis this supposed to be star wars or a pretentious novel? imagine jerking off to this shit LMAO
>>217207922
>>217207922you're part of it aren't you
>>217208140>but Im just a tourist from /pol
I miss her
>>217207922Imagine telling everyone you’re too dumb for fucking Star Wars
>>217208054
>>217207922>books le bad
>>217207922here come the triggered glupheads
>>217208275books about movies and games generally are. corporate mandated slop goes to the lowest bidder. or someone with 'prestige' in a completely different role. Drew Karpyshyn comes to mind.
>>217207993*smash cut to cowgirl*
>>217208830BORGULLET!!!
>>217208850>BORGULLETwhat was his endgame?
>>217208939Knowing the truth.
>>217207789This is the way
>>217207789Stellan comes to Hollywood for better pay, yet he can't understand insurance industry or why they're in bed with govt policies. Just a simple-minded "healthcare should be covered by taxes" LOL
>>217208140My favorite scene from season 1, that obnoxious beach cop gaslighting you like a junkyard dog just as an excuse to throw you in jail because he didn't like the look o ya
>>217207814It doesnt hit as hard without the sound. Skarsgard has a fucking KINO voice and it makes the scene.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-3RCme2zZRY
>>217207814You have no idea how much it pains me to see kino actors like Skarsgard, Mikkelsen, Bale, Fassbender etc. get reduced to acting in capeslop because nothing else makes money anymore
>>217209342go watch french people smoking cigarettes then. what a fucking plebeian.
None of this has anything to do with Star Wars at all. I swear this franchise has been liquid shit since Episode VII with the sole exception of Genndy's Clone Wars miniseries.
>>217209301>SOVL
The most reddit show in history.
>>217209214Need a hagAlso, he's 5'7"
>>217209214
Anyone else noticed this Glub Shitto cameo?
>>217209709im a glup shitto fan
>>217207789The greatest thing since SW77 seethe prequeltrannies
>>217209709He tried to fix it in the prequels, but aliens have never been serious in Star Wars. Even droids are given more respect.
>I'm going in on the Thrawn Memorial orphanage; cover me, Porkins.
>>217210010>We came, we saw, he died!-Aldaani Senator Mon Mothma on "Axis" Terror Leadet
>>217210141Biggs probably killed Jyn's Dad.
>>217210232He was an Imperial military scientist, good. Throw the White woman out of the airlock.
Remember that one teenage girl that apparently developed traditional values and really wanted to get married in Andor? Strange how rare that is in TV these days.
>>217210415how could one forget?
>>217210457>a liberal raises her daughter to become a Hitler YouthAndor was really great at illustrating how Fascism works. One of the best, genuinely.
>>217210504>t. didn't watch the showshe was being married off to a mob boss for rebel funding
>>217210551Oh is that what he was? I thought he was some imperial bootlicker that was willing to whore out any money to anyone for favors
>>217210551You may have watched it, but you didn't understand it. The daughter was all for it. Mon Mothma raised a child that became a earnest fascist. Liberals and fascists go hand-in-hand, because liberals do not see fascists as the existential threat they are. Keep in mind that this was written after the sequels confirmed that Mon Mothma ended up selling out the cause once the second death star was destroyed. Mon Mothma agreed to it for the cause, but it wouldn't have happened in the first place if she was one of the other characters.
>>217210551wtf why didn't Darth Vader stop this??
>>217210656>fascist>>>plebbit
>>217210668*breathing noise*>You like Latinas? I love 'em. LOVE 'EM.
>film random apartment complex in London>call it CoruscantThey just gave no fucks. This was not a show made with love and care. Obviously, because it's creator hates Star Wars.
>>217210687What do you think the whole "trad" gimmick is?
>>217210735You expected them to build an entire unique building? Did you think and tattoo one sets were real planets too, retard? You can even see the hiking trails they act on for Jedediah national Forest in return
>>217210656Star Wars NUKE!
>>217210805
>>217210735Yeah I was thinking they needed more green screen the whole time myself. More green screen and senate debates.
it still gives me chills
>>217210551>Is this...a rape?? In my evil, genocidal empire? NOOOO I DO NOT CONDONE THIS!!
>>217210792they blew most of the budget on the TIE advanced and its hangar
>>217210984this cost more than the entire Obiwan show lmao
>>217211021
Calibrate your enthusiasm
Fucking spectacular from beginning to end. I'm cool with dykes if they're murderous terrorists. One hundred percent unironically. That pajeeta was gloriously beautiful.
>>217208221imagine thinking blandor is star wars to begin with KEK
>>217211155You're on the wrong side of history, retard.
>>217211155
>>217211155Hello theory...
>blocks your path
>>217211628>GET THE FUCK OUTTA THE WAY BITCH
>>217211594>tfw uncle Harlo has found a twi'lek mail order bride for your failure of a incel son
>>217209643phew
Literally me. I feel seen, represented.
>>217211155WHERE ARE THE GLOWING STICKS FIGHTS?!?!?!?
>>217211594>You think you're too good for Harlo's secretary, just like you always thought you were too good for this family!
>>217211865Did you learn anything?
>>217211628adorb
>>217210984worth it
>>217207789Reminder all nu wars is faggot shit
>>217211922I learned I should become a volcel. Women will never trust me and will betray me, manipulate and even kill me. Also I should ask my uncle for help getting a new job. And I love my mom for letting me live with her.
>>217211991>>217211963when u see it u will shit brix
>>217210940What a carbage scene>huhuhu remember the force? look at this force healer lady huhuhu
>>217210735London is famous for its brutalist architecture
>>217212018guy was born to play Dale Cooper
>>217212044Imagine BEING Space-French
>>217207922Yeah but it's Stellan Skarsgård delivering it so it sounds just great.
>>217212044GET YEETED BITCHAU REVOIR MADAME, LE BAGUETTE, LE TOUR EIFFEL
He's a secret jedi, right, just like Ben Kenobi.
>>217212044ALLONS ENFANTS DE LA-ACCCCCK
>>217212199>oh god...
>>217212225>Mike expecting Syril to join Andor and the rebellionwhat a dumbass take
>>217212266Someone post the webm where she shows her tummy
>>217210735That happens all the time in movies. At least it did before everyone used CGI because it was cheaper.
>>217210415They portrait it like the girl being retarded tho.Unlike her wise double faced traitor mother.
>>217212254well Syril did join but it was like two seconds before he died.
>>217212281this one?
>>217207789>>All you know now is how much you hate. You bank that. You hide that. You keep it alive until you know what to do with it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WxLBOwdTKjIhow much space coke did baby Mothma sniff at the party
>>217212398THANKYOU
>>217212398
>>217212410this triggers the incel even harder than red bricks
>>217212348That's because her planet's "traditional values" was under-aged arranged marriage for political gain. I mean a lot of S1 was showing how bad that had turned out for the mother.
Sweet, attack of the clones
>>217212457why? s2 arc 1 was ass but the party sequence was kino
>>217209342>pains meokay, but stellan and mads love doing these big projects
>>217209342imagine all the kinos we will never get because of endless capeslop braindrain
>>217207789>>217207814idk how Disney was able to pull it off but they finally made star wars kino again (or at least for one season of a spin off show)
>>217212591You can thank Kathleen Kennedy for fighting to make the show while Dave Feloni wanted it dead.
>>217212254Mike is full slop-brained, he didn't understand what Syril's role is.
>>217212628> Dave Feloni wanted it dead.proof required
>>217212651Dave fought to keep star wars for kids and didn't want an adult show. Fuck him.There is talk about him taking over Kathleen spot, Star Wars will be truly dead if that happens.
>>217212494chuds think that dancing is woke and that dance music doesn't exist in the SW universe
>>217212373He didn't join, he just realized MAGA had him fighting someone just like him, and he never lived up to his dream of saving the Empire because the Empire doesn't want motivated people that might actually have morals.
>>217212920I guess they should have played the Jabba palace banger
>>217212373Felt so satisfying to see him kick Andor's ass but him awkwardly standing there until he got killed should have been trimmed like 3 seconds.
>>217208514>not pronebone anal
>>217208191i love the scene where she gets yeeted across the square
>>217207922Imagine not experiencing this moment. Lol go jerk off to my little pony or whatever the fuck you white bois do
>>217212018>becomes spook for empire>dies without accomplishing anythinggreat job
>>217212044LA MER
>>217209301the only thing i liked about this show
>>217207922blessed post.
Andor is all about suffering. Its just like me.
Aldhani confirmed to be the comfiest story arch
>>217213955the blaster AKs were so stupid
About to re watch this arch for the 76th time in a row
>>217211628>Mr Cyril, I’m ISB
>>217214049I was thinking on it, my hard line for birth year of guns in Star Wars is 1950. The AK blasters barely skirt by as okay, but I saw an AR pistol in Mandalorian that was NOT okay. It should be WWII-era, or immediately after. I saw that some Mandalorians had 1911s that I didn't like, but I think that's because I associate them with tacticool 2011s.
>>217214094Imagine fucking and moving in with your incel stalker.
>>217214367>It should be WWII-era, or immediately after.thisand as much as I hated the last jedi, Johnson had a kino idea to make those bomber ships based off WW2 bomber planes.
>>217214384
>>217214691It was a little cute because she was just a femcel herself, with less self-righteousness
>>217207922The first season was actually incredible with only the first episode being a bit rough. Season two was dog shit.
>>217215017Imagine if they had the time to bait us over two seasons with their relationship building and becoming wholesome, only for her to throw it away as soon as the job asks.
>tfw you will never huff gas with Saw Gerrera
>>217210735That's cool though. Very 60s/70s sci fi.
>>217210735Elaborate on what actually makes this a problem.
>>217207814>Both die doing nothing
I wanted more Separatists
>>217214049Nobody ever seems to notice the back half is an MP40.
>>217214062
>>217215656I'm really glad I didn't watch Rogue One until after Andor. Such lame deaths for all those characters.
>>217217014dying in a death star test is fucking kino what are you even talking about
>>217217014
>>217217600David Cage game confirmed
>>217217674
It really was a great show, wasn't it.
>>217217817it was amazing sir.
>>217210940I wish they went more into the rebels' connection with the Force as a spiritual thing. Andor follows the aesthetic of the original movie but doesn't pick up its new age faith/nature vs science/order themes (Luke specifically wins by rejecting technology and relying on faith). Without showing the Force, they could've elaborated on Andor starting to believe in something greater spiritually and this giving him the strength to win. If the goal was to aesthetically and thematically follow up on the original Star Wars specifically, that would've made it more faithful.
>>217217933>they could've elaborated on Andor starting to believe in something greater spiritually and this giving him the strength to winthat would have been pretty cool
>>217217933If we'd had more seasons maybe that would have happened, but we didn’t. So there's that.
>>217210735>retard gets filtered because they use real locations and not CGIkys
>>217217865Kino
>>217208221andor sucks my dudeas does your mom
>>217207789I don't like Andor because it's starting to radicalize my Serbian wife with its anti government speeches
>>217207789This is the shit antifaggots jerk off to while they attack ICE
>>217207789Do they ever explain why Cassian has that accent?
>>217219001that's not Cassian
>>217218966I want a Summer of Love again
>>217217845I really liked this character, and the dimension of Syril that he interacted with. Fascism is so vague and vibe-oriented that they inevitably attract genuinely committed and talented people at the bottom, then hold them back before their competence threatens authority. Scotsnigga and Syril were wasted fighting for the Empire.
Is Andor actually worth watching? Keep in mind that I detest anything made after George’s time (including Rogue One) and dislike essentially all American streaming programs. I tried watching it and thought it was well shot but boring as fuck. Is it worth another shot? (also worth mentioning I hate US Lib shit)
>>217211628Just following orders, never harms anyone>>217211594True evil
>>217219826Based on your post, I would wager that you won’t like it.
>>217210940No CIA in the background? A shame.
>>217211594>Me Own Son! Fucking a Spook!>>217211704Hot
>>217209643
>>217211594was she jewish?
