What would you do in this situation?
why are they using tablets as plates?
>>217211800He was too busy learning the tamago to afford real plates
>>217211800In Japan they sometimes eat sushi off of iPads in memory of the late Steve Jobs, who died of ligma
>>217211752mind my fucking business
>>217211752Who am I in this scenario? Gale, the finance bro, the chef or someone else in the restaurant.
>>217211752That depends. Am I the Sushi Enjoyer, or his nemesis?
I would listen, and that’s what no one else did
>>217211859you're the guy sitting next to gale. it looks like they're on a date.
>>217211859>>217211869The dude sitting next to the two finance bros
>>217211752I would react PRECISELY as Wags did. Only there would be nobody to be like "Dude that's Wags, he's a bigshot". So ultimately, I would get beaten up. But for a just cause.
korean cousine is superior but they don't get half the respect of weeb food
i'd rape myself for being such a weebu faggot
Chuckle at the Miyagi line like everyone did.
Glass him.
>>217211843Who's Steve Jobs?
>>217212047I hope that's a case of webm unrelated because that looks ghastly.
>>217211844kek
>>217211844Jesus Christ. He's literally dunking Sneed in the catalog.
sushi purity has got to be one of the most normie friendly type of autisms
>>217211752I wouldn't DO anything. I would LISTEN. Which is what no one did.
>>217212269It's some form of foreigner mysticism.>OH SHIT A JAPANESE PERSON IS DOING SOMETHING>THIS MUST BE TAKEN VERY SERIOUSLY>TEACH US YOUR ANCIENT WISDOM O WISE SAGEsame shit as when retards get japanese tattoos
>>217212368BUT HE MASTERED THE TAMAGO WHILE YOU WERE OUT PARTYING
>>217211752>Ok, boomer
it's fair game to slap the chop sticks out of an asian person's hands if they eat western cuisine
>>217211752>when eating sushi be quiet and respectful>when eating spaghetti be loud and boisterous>when eating peking duck die in a horrific liveleak accident
For me it was Wag's hot young gf
>>217212764>when eating hamburgers, get shot by the nearest policeman
>>217213234>eating dog food>get sexually assaulted by a white woman
>>217211752Sneed
>>217211844I like how the monthly paycheck line is unchanged but has a new meaning.
>>217211752I would poke him in the eye with one of the wood sticks
I saw the movie Pig starring Nicholas Cage about a month ago. I’ve never actually seen whatever movie or tv show this scene is from>>217211752 but I was half expecting it to happen during the movie Pig. What is going on with people who work in restaurants trying to larp as tough guys surviving in some kind of seedy criminal underbelly and fighting over immense power and wealth? It’s completely insane. Seems like it stems from the deep insecurities that come with working in a low paying career in the service industry and not doing something real with your life
>>217212047asians like too much fermented shit
>>217211844lfmao
>>217212047Korean food don’t use enough seasoning
>>217211752Say >you're right this doesn't really work with ginger and then pull the hot sauce out of my inside coat pocket (it's always there) and squirt a healthy serving onto the plate.
>>217211752I'd pay money to watch Sam Hyde and crew recreate this scene word for word with nothing changed. Well, not really. But I'd watch it.
>>217211844>No. I won't, you fucking chuds. every time
>>217213782Who's all playing which parts?
>>217213782Damn. That would be so fucking epic.
>>217213948Dunno but actually, leave in all the breaking and laughing.
>>217213654Am I the only person that hates Korean bbq? I really don’t want to cook my own food, and half the time the grill isn’t hot enough.Same reason I don’t like cafeteria style places.When eating out I want to hang out and talk with my friends, any chore, like getting a tray or cooking my food interrupts the enitre point of paying restaurant prices.
>>217213234>>217213301>when I’m in a “be painfully unfunny competition” and my opponents are 85 IQ brownoids
>>217214200Kek
>>217211752sperging out like this is far more objectionable to Japanese sensibilities than dunking your sushi in onions sauce
>>217214200>when I'm in a "steal retarded reddit comments competition" and the person I'm replying to is a faggot
>>217211752It's just a bit of fish with rice, you fucking freak.
I would never be in such a situation because I don't want slimy thawed raw fish on stinky rice
>>217211752I wouldn't do anything. I wouldn't listen to what the sushi had to say, and that's what no one did.
>>217214386Ooga booga?
>>217213654Africa is a shithole because it's teeming with matriarchies run by these sheebons.
pull my eyelids to the side with my fingers and go "oh me so sowwy"
>>217215050A black lady is the mayor of my city and I was arguing with my coworker once about it so I asked her if she could name a single successful country in human history that was ran by a black woman but she couldn’t
>>217211752What the fuck is that? pre-chewed bubblegum? Why would anyone put that in they're mouths?
>>217211752I have never seen this show but I have sat through and watched this webm at least a thousand times
>>217216133Same
