>>217213032
>The Copenhagen Test
quite literally and unironically, the very first time im hearing about this

1.1 B what? full watches? accidental clicks on the terrible peacock app? The Pitt mogs all these other shows combined

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>>217213032
>mfw when I havent seen any of this shit
im watchin Columbo nigga

>>217213109
I'm guessing it's hours watched.

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>>217213032

these numbers are horsehit. check out total downloads for each show in public trackers instead.

>>217213144
>>217213109
don't these also count for ad-roll commercials of said series

>>217213032
>The Pitt
>Peacock

>>217213144
What a stupid fucking metric

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>>217213032
>mfw never seen any of this shit
I will now go watch 30 Rock, for the 17th time, on my private server because I have all the blackface episodes

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>>217213032
Simu Liu's career has always struck me as an r/asianmasculinity tier psy-op.

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it's 2026, no one watches netflix or peacock anymore, it's all old episodes of time team on youtube

>>217213122

>>217213216
>r/

you have to go back

>>217213275
Basado

>>217213303
Should Jews not read Mein Kampf?

>>217213032
Don't recognize any of that shit other than Stranger Things, which constantly popped up because some faggot took 12 hours worth of takes in order to tell other faggots he's gay. Streaming services were a mistake

I watched the show, it's shit. Safe and easy spy sloppa. He's also TERRIBLE in it. Monotone and only speaks in short sentences. Can't emote at all. He's unironically gotten worse sense kims convenience.

>>217213109
The Shitt is zogslop, you fucking faggot.

>>217213207
30 rock? Are you a woman?

>>217213512
lol, filtered

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>>217213032

not one is one free broadcast tv.

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>>217213207
arguably the most based post on this site right now. I have wait a while before my rewatch. seen it too many times.

>>217213159
UM timmy bros our response??

>>217213032
I am surprised landman is that much. Only slop show I like currently.

>>217213695
...BANJO

>>217213032
This is insane because The Pitt is an HBO Max exclusive.

>>217213721
It made more than Black Captain America, why didn't the image use Anthony Mackie instead? And who even is that guy, where is Yelena?

>>217213032
>The Copenhagen Test
First time I've ever heard about it right now.

>>217213109
>>217213144
Pretty sure leaving it on for a mere 2 minutes counts as a view.

>>217214108
and thats why they are measuring in hours watched and not views

>>217214408
Proof?

>>217213275
Phil, the guy on the right, is a chad. I love how he shits on the annoying bald fucker.

>>217214408
It's in minutes.

90% of tiktok and YouTube engagements are fake, why would Netflix be any different?

I stopped watching stranger things after season 2 and haven't seen the rest of these.

>>217213096
>I don't go to movie theaters
Typical /tv/ poster

>>217213216
He’s about as charismatic as that roided up jeet they tried to turn into a star

>>217213159
Shang-chi was unironically the most decent mcu capeshit post-endgame. Thunderbolts was blatantly astroturfed to death and quite mediocre

>>217213109
I have a feeling Landman is better than your Pitt show

>>217213207
I'm watching 30 Rock rn s3 e2. Jenna and Tracy are arguing over who has it worst women or blacks and Jack just comes in and says White men have it at the hardest because they have to fix everything from those groups as well as progress civilization .

>>217213109
the pitt is laughably woke at times but it’s woke kino

>>217213032
I've been trying to find a source of his bullshit image for the past 10 minutes. Variety is the only one that claims those numbers. Every other website I found that talks about minutes watched does not include The Copenhagen test.

>>217213032
Based Stranger Things

>>217214616
That guy is way more charismatic. He's from a standup background too so he can laugh at himself.

>>217214684
lmao it's not like anyone will be held accountable for telling lies

>>217213032
1.1 billion what? I wouldn't ever pay to watch something simu liu was in

>>217214674
>socioeconomically, you are more like an inner city latina

Yeah, it's one of those instances where left-wingers try to make fun of something they don't like and just make them based by accident

>>217213032
WTF is this man is this a fake show from Seinfeld episodes?

>>217214590
they show tv shows at movie theaters now?

>>217216297
Nta but yeah they have UFC matches and shit

>>217214654
because they had to play it safe
the annoying asian american loudmouth was a terrible add on though

>>217216297
>24/7 reruns of 80s tv shows
would drop in every once in a while

>>217214717
hes not funny though, hes "le quirk chungus" indian edition, but on roids instead of some lanky fuck

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>>217213032
Why do women accept this chink though?

>>217213159
Difference between 2021 and 2025 Marvel fatigue. And even still, Thunderbolts did well for its release year, Shang Chi... not so much.

2019:
>Endgame 2.7B
>Spider-Man 2 1.1B
2021:
>Spider-Man 3 1.9B
>Shang-Chi 432M
2022:
>Dr. Strange 952M
>Thor 4 760M

Notice how badly Shang-Chi performed around the other titles of that time? Now look at Thunderbolts:

2023
>Ant-Man 3 476M
>The Marvels 204M
2025:
>Captain America 413M
>Thunderbolts 382M
>Fantastic Four 520M

Thunderbolts was about average for the sloppa we were getting then.

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>>217213275

>>217216434
>mental gymnastic cope
lol timmy

>>217213032
>no sign of Plurbus
Kek

>>217216434
I'm stunned Thor 4 made that much, it was the worst one and most people really hated it.

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>>217213721
He’s homosexual

>>217216627
People liked the previous one so they went to see the next one

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>>217213275
nice choice
for me it is the original iron chef
shame they don't have the backdraft soundtrack or the background kitchen noises in the commentary though

I knew about it cause there was an ad spot for it when I went to watch James Cameron's Avatar: Fire and Ash™ which is still screening theaters worldwide including Imax locations with limited edition merchandise available for purchase, simply ask your theater staff about it!

>>217216664
I guess that makes sense. I went to see it and thought the start with Christian Bale meant it was set to be pure kino and then it all fell apart really fast.