>Jerks off in an adult movie theater>”Heh heh heh, I love you!”
>be wealthy celebrity>resort to jerking off in publicwhat drives somebody to do this?
>>217213269A man needs to jerk sometimes. grow up.
>>217213253They tried railroading him with cp charges when he ordered bulk porno too
>>217213269Gooning knows no race, no creed, no background
>>217213253goatse pov
>>217213333checked. peewee tongues goatse anus
I am Paul Reubens, and I'm here to ask you a question. Is a man not entitled to the goon session of his own choosing and location? 'No!' says the man in Washington, 'It belongs to the Pajeet H1B workers.' 'No!' says the man in the Berlin, 'It belongs to Somalians.' 'No!' says the man in Moscow, 'It belongs to to the dead Ukrainians who should have been in the gulags.' I rejected those answers; instead, I chose something different. I chose the impossible. I chose... To goon in a Porno Theatre".
>>217213464a proper BioShock adaptation would be kino
porn is worse than drugs, if you ever had to question this ask yourself this "would i rather jack off in front of my parents or do heroin in front of them?"
>>217213253He was a gay man at a straight movie. He was there to suck dick. That documentary made me realize what a pedo he was. The doc got shut down for years because they asked him to clear the air about his CP charges and his response was to run away from the production. Innocent people don't do that.
>>217213658I'd rather smoke crack rock in front of my parents than fuck a woman who loves me and will be a great mother. I don't want my parents to look at my erection. What's your point?
>>217213269He wasn’t there to jerk off. Porn movie theaters and also those porn movie booths in the back of pornography stores are there for homosexual men to “cruise” for one another. Peewee wasn’t there to knock one out and go home, he was there to suck cocks and fuck assholes.
>>217213253>inb4 a bunch of gooner cope.Jacking off in a public theater in 1991 is certified deranged behavior. There is a reason he was arrested for it.Gayfags always go off the deep end of self indulgence with thier fetish. Collecting a ton pornography books as “art” is also insanely degenerate if he was famous 30 years later he would be the gay guy with monkey pox posting about going to the piss orgy with symptoms already showing (just can’t help themselfs). Remember that guy?
>>217213658I'd rather jerk off in front of my parents because I know heroin will actually hurt me.
>>217213777>he was there to suck cocks and fuck assholes.in a row?
>>217213749You'd rather smoke crack in front of your parents than find love?
>>217213801He is diffidently has the bottom phenotype, I doubt he has ever topped in his life
>>217213833I can love a woman without fucking her in front of my parents. I'm sure that's a great way to prove you love someone, by not drilling them to a general audience.
>>217213870Who the fuck asked you to fuck your wife in front of your parents? That's not someone you need in your life.
>>217213870No but I would fuck a woman in front of her parents
>>217213253>gay>jerks off in an adult movie theater to straight porn???
>>217213945>>217213777
>>217213777Imagine this sick Peewee fuck sitting alone in the back. Watching all those horny men get an erection only to walk up to them moments before climax “can I finish you off?” he says as they lock eyes. It wasn’t the kind of love they were looking for, it was the love they found
>>217213833I’ll find love in your asshole you sophist faggot.
>>217214043hee hee hee
>>217214008and everyone in the audience stood up and clapped
>>217213269the thrill of it.
>>217213269same reason wynona rider was addicted to shoplifting
>>217213253Wouldn't an adult theater be considered private property and if the owner didn't care if people jerked off while watching the porno movies, shouldn't that have been legal? Course what the people do is go inside the theaters themselves, see you jerk off, and then arrest you once you go outside. Seems really fucked up.
>>217214490it's not like you want to arrest someone mid-wank. what if they bust on you?
>>217214469neurotic Jew?
>>217214490AI sex they count as public space so they are bound to public decency laws. Undercover plainclothes would check the theater and try to bust cruisers and normal cops would do random checks for jerkers but not be stationed or anything. The private rooms are for jerking.
>>217213253I don't care and forgive him.
>>217213253What a nigga does in the privacy of his theater seat is hiz biz.
>>217214640what happens in the theater seat doesn’t always stay in the theater seat
>>217213253Whose ring is he poking thru?
>>217214797Captain Carl
>>217214008With that hair, you pretend it's a girl. Not sure about the beard tickling your balls though. >Pee-Wee - busted for cruising on a plainclothes cop during Nurse Nancy at the South Trail Cinema in Sarasota, Florida, on July 26, 1991. >It was never for public masturbation
>>217214921Nurse Nancy. Whatever happened there?
>>217214469Because of a sexual hangup?
>>217213658They just raped Mr. House now you want them to rape Other House
>>217213783>Jacking off in a public theater in 1991 is certified deranged behavior. There is a reason he was arrested for it.he was arrested in an ADULT movie theater that was showing a porn film.what's the point of going in an adult theater if you can't masturbate to porn? Are you supposed to watch the whole film without touching your penis and then go home with still a raging boner? I've never visited one, but it seems very unrealistic. You either ban those places or allow the poor fuckers who go there to release themselves.
>>217213253>arrested for jackin' it in a dark porno theatre>land of the free
>>217214490The theater owners wanted to sell you a ticket to watch the movie and then pay to sit in a room in the back to pay to keep the window open to jerk off to the girl. It's sex business, it's about wringing the customer dry.
>>217215228See:>>217214921
>>217215228sodomites were using adult theaters to spread aids
>>217214921do the cops have nothing better to do than lay traps for innocent dudes just trying to get their rocks off?
>>217213253I don't care if he was a sex pest he was still the best star wars character ever
>>217213253>>Jerks off in an adult movie theaterWhy is this a problem, anyway? What do they expect you to do?
>>217215539>EDGING ONLYcan’t you read?
>>217213777You say that like it's a bad thing
>>217214921Homophobic cops entrapped him the. Sodomy laws were a technicality that wasn't officially repealed until 2000s I think, by civil rights group using a lovers quarrel that called cops to spin to homophobic cops as the issue. So pee wee got rough end of the stick
>>217215700>pee wee got rough end of the stickThat's one way to put it
>>217213253Todays secret word of the day isMASTURBATION
>>217213253>SPIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIKE>SPIKE SPIIIIIIIEEEEEEEGEEEEEEEEEL>*heh-heh*
>>217213253
>>217215922We joke but he protrayed one of the funniest death scenes in movie history.
>>217213253Y it look like he pulling open an asshole?
>>217213777only homos get that public anon sex with other men is the point
>noooooo, you can't just jerk off in this porno theater that shows pornos and was constructed for the sole purpose of jerking off in
>>217213269Nigga was essentially not allowed to have a relationship the entire time his kids show was airing, bc the white Muhammads that thought he was a suspiciously weird little faggot were gunning to brand him a pervert and cancel him from day one. It was only after his show ended that he thought he could maybe get away with revisit the idea of having a sex life, but a fucking christfaggot senator trying to make a name for himself made persecuting this fucking guy for being gay his own personal crusade, so they fucking sacked his entire house repeatedly & even though they found nothing but some bawdy 1950s gentlemen’s mags in a mountain of all that 1950s kitschy crap he collected, he eventually got so fucking burned out from fighting it he just settled on some fucking ridiculous charge of “sexual impropriety” or some shit if the asshoke senator would quit sending the fucking feds over to wreck up his house. It fucking ruined the rest of his life & he remained a recluse convinced that despite making the best most positive & constructive kids show he could, the whole world hated him & wanted to kill him bc he liked both women and men the same. So all we got out of him was that little bit instead of a lifetime of all his other ideas, bc the usual bunch of fucking no-imagination-having conformist assholes have to ruin everything for everyone. Fuck Americans.
>>217213253>Paul Reubens>born Paul Rubenfeld>place of birth: Peekskill, NY.
>>217213783Going to an adult theater to watch a pro film in a private booth implies jerking off, that’s why the booths are private. None of that is or was illegal. He was also married to a woman, and nearly did again at the end of his career. The right wingers were after him for fucking years trying to make him out to be a pedo (bc in the Christian mind, any man who isn’t putting bitches in their place UNDER CAWK can’t make a tv show about being kind & using ur imagination without raping all the children, apparently) and when that didn’t work, they just had him followed until he was going to meet any other fag or god forbid, go to a porn shop. And where he watched a hetero movie btw. Bc Americans weren’t already up to our eyeballs in the porn biz over a decade earlier already, yeah what a huge pervert oh my god.Fucking religitards projecting your stunted sex lives as demands to everyone else, die in a fucking fire if you must, idgaf
>>217213269he was staying at his parent’s house and didn’t have access to his goon cave
>>217216195>>217216458Look man, I like Pee-wee too but you don't have to do all these mental gymnastics to justify Paul Reubens being a weirdo pervert. Going to a porno theater to jerk off in 1990 when he could have easily done it at home is degenerate no matter which way you cut it. He was a fag and no fag no matter how well they present themselves publicly isn't a fucked in the head sex pest behind the scenes. See: Glenn Greenwald.
Why do adult movie theaters even exist if you're not allowed to jack off in them? Seems like that defeats the purpose.
>>217213253GOATse
>>217213269It was the equivalent of 4k vr porn back then
Greatest. Mug. Shot. Ever. RIP to my nigga Pee Wee. Fuck you nigger faggots in this thread.
>>217216682its allowed unofficially, but you will get in trouble if you're a target
>>217214921he had to get it on vibes
>>217213945It's a pretense so you can't be accused of being gay if you get caught there. Or if you run into someone you know.
>>217213801Try not to suck any more dicks on your way through the parking lot!
>>217215228Think it through. If you allow people to legally jerk off in public then you’ll turn a blind eye when they start fucking in public. It dosent matter that it’s a porno theater, it’s still a public space. Should we allow people to play pocket pool in the back room of video stores (if they still existed of course)? Should I be allowed to blow loads in strip clubs? >>217215384I know I’ll get roasted for this and that’s fine. I agree it’s basically an anal sex/sharing needles disease but I can’t help but wonder how gay men would be had they just been allowed to openly date and marry. Whenever an activity is suppressed and made taboo, lascivious acts inevitably become attached. Alcohol doesn’t automatically lead to prostitution but it was definitely connected during prohibition. Now modern “queer culture” is so over the top and aggressive because of past suppression being used as an excuse by leftists. I’m sure many won’t see it that way but nothing happens in a vacuum. >>217214921Don’t know if true but sounds very plausible.
>>217216195Nice blog. I skimmed it and got to the end. It was there I realized the particular stick up your ass. How many hours a day would you say you spend thinking about us?
>>217217074He was also into women, married one, fucked them, but also liked men. It's called being bi, you fucking ancient 1920's backwoods retards, get with the 1940s and figure your shit out.
>>217216458>idfafThe novella you just wrote suggests otherwise.
>>217217323> Should I be allowed to blow loads in strip clubs?If the owners of the strip club are ok with it then yes. I think this would never happen in practice though because straight men think other people looking at their dicks while they jerk to women is gay.>>217217323HIV would still be out of control. All my gay friends in LTRs / marriages are still open and fuck other people and each other like rabbits. At least we have PrEP / Doxy now.>>217217382Sure bisexuals existed but it didn't invalidate what I said.
>>217215392sodomy was illegal at the timehonestly, it should still be, but here we are
>>217213333kekt and chekt
>>217214921>cruising on a plainclothes cop during Nurse Nancy at the South Trail Cinema in Sarasota,>plainclothes copSo it was like this?https://youtu.be/mPjsoYfTxj4?si=tyww74hAihxi5-Zl&t=100
>>217217410no one's keeping track of your self important ass and what you said in any post you stupid fucklearn how to fucking be here jfc
>>217217451>u rike what you seelmfao I miss the old onion
>>217217323>but wonder how gay men would be had they just been allowed to openly date and marrythey can date and marry now, and HIV rates are still high, though admittedly new reported infections is lower than the 1990smajority of new cases are still male on male sex, while IV drug transmission is less than 20%
>>217217415Are there not better things for the cops to do than watch gay porn and wait for a homo to ask to jerk them off so they can cuff him? Like there are drug dealers, thieves, cartels and shit, fags bumming each other in the dedicated fag-bumming-zone should be way way down on the list. It's even lamer than those faggot cops who just sit at stop signs waiting for someone to not come to a complete stop.Honestly I believe it's just an excuse for the closeted cop to watch gay pron and flirt with dudes while pretending he's doing something worth his salary.
>>217216195This guy actually gets it. And a big thing people need to remember is that Pee Wee is not anywhere close to how Paul Reubens was or acted or came across as in his normal, personal life. It was a character. In off-seasons he deliberately grew out his facial hair and head-hair because the point was for it always to be completely separate and he looked and talked very very different from the character
>>217216458>>217215228In after a bunch of groomer cope
>>217217410>If the owners of the strip club are ok with it then yesAre you serious? That presents a host of problems like employee safety and health concerns. I think it’s odd you say gay men will spread diseases regardless of how they’re treated but then advocate for people to be able to touch and expose their genitalia and orgasm in public places as if that wouldn’t be a massive health hazard. >all my gay married gay friends screw aroundYou missed the part where I talked about current queer culture not happening in a vacuum. >straight men don’t like other straight men seeing their junkYa think?
>>217217523Another anon who can’t read>current queer culture didn’t happen in a vacuum I’m not saying I’m right. Who knows. I don’t understand though why this is such a hard concept to understand. It’s just cause and effect.
>>217213253>>217213269They didn’t even arrest him for jerking off. He was trying to solicit gay sex from an off duty cop. But yeah, Pee Wee’s basically Hitler for going to a porn theater, not the gay cop
>>217213253>did he do the "ha ha" when he coomed?
>>217218119HIV fry your brain anon? just admit you enjoy anonymous sex with strangersand that's why normal people don't like you
>>217218153>off duty Surely you mean undercover
>>217215757He still got media white-wash for the mug shot + criminal record: we were told it's just jerking it to porn, not cruising an undercover cop. The cop got their quota arrest (on outdated law), Pee Wee took a hit cos he did CHILDREN'S SHOW that needs CLEAN image.
>>217218309>ad hominem>no argument I accept your concession.
I remember getting into an argument with a girl over this. I said it was kinda silly to crucify a guy over jerkin it in a porno theater and she was adamant that he deserved crucifixion. Until, eventually, I explained that porno theaters were different from regular movie theaters. It’s one of the only times I’ve had a woman ever acknowledge that she was wrong and apologize.
>>217213333Came to say that, literally just realized this is an inside joke about eating ass.
>>217213795Everyone ignored you because this thread is full of cowardsYou are the bravest anon I have ever seen postBravery, courage and valor to it took to make the post you just didI see you anon, and may the Gods see you as I do, a hero who dared to say what no one else would I salute you!
>>217213253>puts porno in movie theaters>gets mad when people jack off
>>217218153>>217213777>>217213720>>217214921False>>217218344>whitewashed Is that official term for when the cop that witnessed the crime fills out a report? >After the sting operation had hauled in three men on charges of violating Florida State Statute 800.03, Exposure of Sexual Organs, Det. William Walters allegedly saw a man "masterbate" — that's how the rap sheet spells it — in the darkened theater at 8:25 p.m. and again at 8:35.https://ew.com/article/1991/08/16/pee-wee-herman-scandal/
>>217218406>I argued with a girl about pee wee Herman jacking off in a porno theater You should write a book on dating
>>217218318He was working vice
>>217213269Sometimes you just need an audience
>>217218406Exactly. It’s like going to the ymca in the 80’s and getting mad you caught aids. Like what else are you supposed to do there?
>>217218406That's impressive. No woman I've ever dated could admit she was wrong and apologize, they always just got butthurt and looked down without saying anything. Women are faggots.
>>217213253I mean Jim Henson treated his wife like crap but the Muppets are still one of the most wholesome things ever.
>>217219951>No woman I've ever dated could admit she was wrong and apologize,Now I realize 4chan is nothing but women....
>>217216681no mental gymnastics required that's literally what happened, it's in the legal record & everything. That senator was quite proud of himself for killing Pee Wee Herman and bragged for years about saving the youth from wild wanton nonconformity.I hope someday you share your wisdum about fags with some other macho dickhead at a bar only to find he's on Scruff, one of those big fucking tom of finland motherfuckers who can fix your big mouth problem. Yeah, tell yourself it'll never happen.
>>217213333>goatseZoomer here what is that
>>217220309You should Google it.
>>217220512Nah
>>217219981Paul Rubens pretty famously never treated anyone like crap, even when he was fighting with his writing partner Phil Hartman they still remained civil enough that they repaired their friendship. Dude just hit on an undercover cop who decided it was illegal (it isn't).
>>217213269everyone jerked off at porno theaters, he just got caught because he was doing his signature laugh while jizzing
Peewee Herman is one of the funniest characters in entertainment history. Hate that we don't just have weird ass characters anymore. I don't care what he did in a theater because peewee was fucking great
>>217220755>Shhhhh! I'm trying to crank my hog!
>>217213253Why the fuck would you go to a porn screening if you weren't going to jerk off?
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it was a designated masturbation area
>>217213945Straight as in a man and a woman? He could be jacking off to the man.
>>217213464*Ends his monotone speech doing the wacky shouting with his mouth full
>>217213658what if mom is into it tho
>>217221082Maybe you heard good things about the cinematography?
>>217213658now flip that on its head>would I rather my child do heroin or jerk off in front of me?And they'd say jerk off every time you're retarded
>>217216195>bawdy 1950s gentlemen’s mags in a mountain of all that 1950s kitschy crapHe had a collection of nudist magazines featuring kids. Plus the Rob Lowe sex tape featuring an underage girl and an 8mm film of two underage boys engaging in oral sex. That's a little bit more than bawdy.
>>217217382he never married a woman and he identified as gay
>>217213253Dont they police have anything better to do than arrest people wanking in a theatre? Seriously some crimes are just so fucking weird I'd think you'd only bust someone for wanking in a theatre if there was literally no other crime and you lived in a perfect utopia
He might well have been dying of the cancer when they filmed Quiz Lady, but do you think he tried to sex Awkwafina? In a a last and greatest conquest sort of way? I think for her humour would be enough for her to lower her standards, and he would also have the cancer card to play.
>>217213253>Jerks off in an adult movie theaterI still don't get why this is a crime? he was jerking off in a place where people go to jerk off. Pee-Wee Herman was such a weird character anyway, because Paul Rubens started his Pee-Wee bit with HBO and in live theatre. He would do the Late Night talk shows as Pee-Wee with Letterman and such. Pee-Wee's Big Adventure wasn't entirely made as a kids movie, but it became popular with kids to the point where CBS asked Paul Rubens to make a kids show. Pee-Wee's Playhouse was like the crack cocaine of Saturday morning TV, it barely had any 'moral values', it didn't really teach kids anything, beyond the most basic surface level shit. It was basically passable as a kids show. Which is what made it so popular.
>>217213253He always creeped me out and I never watched hsi stuff. Then I heard he was a faggot.>>217213287He had an extensive CP collection and was a homosexual but okay kween
>>217213658Who hasn't been walked in on while jerking off? heroin? You muslims are wacky.
>>217213749His point is he's muslim and he's actually afraid of jerking off to the point that he has nocturnal emissions and wakes up in terror that his mom will find out he's been haram.
>>217222626he was a gay pedo
>>217216681>Glenn Greenwald.This man is a paradox. Hes based and cringe at the same time. Its amazing
>>217219951For me, instead of apologising for the actual part of the issue that was genuinely their fault and that could have been easily avoided if they'd just thought about the consequences of their actions for 30 seconds before acting impulsively for no reason, they specifically word their apology to focus on some aspect of the situation that was completely out of their control so that they can simultaneously gaslight you into thinking that they've acknowledged their mistake while also using that against you in the future for "always" "forcing" them to apologise for "unreasonable" things.
>>217222923>He had an extensive CP collectionSauce?>and was a homosexualbisexual
>Be cop>Go watch guys jerk off>"It's not gay if I arrest them."
>>217224203They have to send their most flamboyantly gay cops for crimes like that
>>217222964Even if so, who could possibly resist Awkwafina?
>>217224751
>>217224751If you think about it he’s really not much less physically intimidating then Joe Pesci or Edward G Robinson and they’re legends of the genre
>>217213253>go to movie theatre specially playing hardcore porn for adults>arrested and charged with crime if caught wanking to itWhy are burgers like this?
>>217213253>>217213269What was he supposed to do, jerk off on Chairry while staring at Conky while Jambi, Penny, Randy, Billy, Globey, Floory, Mr. Window, The Flowers, The Ants, The Fish, and The Puppet Band all watched, not to mention all the randos who would just randomly show up and let themselves in The Playhouse?
>>217213253>>217213269>be in a theater with porn>people get upset that you jerk offnot for me, but seriously how the fuck does this happen?NYC, chicago, and basically everywhere had jerk off theaters everywhere back in the 70s.
>>217218344>>21722557870s was a mini-Weimar in the US, then Reagan came and US actually became more conservative on average until the second half of the 90s
>>217216195>all we got out of him was that little bit instead of a lifetime of all his other ideas, bc the usual bunch of fucking no-imagination-having conformist assholes have to ruin everything for everyone. Fuck Americans.He still made a bunch of media after that happened, including an entirely new gay Peewee movie that sucked.
>>217225578>>217225607You guys really don’t understand what gay cruising is? He didn’t get arrested for masturbating, that’s just spin and a fairy tale for children who know nothing about the real world. He was soliciting sex from strangers and an undercover cop busted him
