>we need an evil do->he is already here sir
>>217214057>are actually very goofy and friendly dogs>same as rottweilershollywood just hates BLVCK breeds
>>217214104>be doberman>heart detonates for no reasonthe AKC and its consequences
Meanwhile shitbulls will never be portrayed the way they really are.
>>217214104my neighbor used to have a Doberman (F), was one of the chillest dogs i've ever met.
>>217214274I can't even think of a pitbull actor besides the one Brad Pitt had in Once Upon a Time in Hollywood or the one in John Wick. Maybe most dog actor trainers don't bother with them.
>>217214057Post it with its full ears
>>217214057>>217214274Dobermans are easier to train to perform stunts and tricks than pitbulls
>>217214336>>217214104they really arei think 90% of their "scary" look comes from the cropped ears, thankfully its getting banned in most civilized places, and retards should stop doing itthey look as friendly as a labrador otherwise Rottweilers are also top tier breed, yeah
>>217214274Watch Pit Boss. It has Midgets and Pitbulls.
>>217214419I fucking hate cropped ears.
I've ran into plenty of dogs making deliveries and dobies and rotties are chill, great dogs. Pitbulls are usually aggressive and sketchy, hounds and beagles are loud and any chihuahua or purse dogs are yipey little cunts.
>>217214057>we need a dog to knot the horny teen girl
>>217214104>>217214419>Rottweilers are also top tier breed, yeahThey might be softies but they're retard strong and I question why someone would want to own one.
>>217214911if one of those finds a new victim that lil nigga is just gonna get dragged all over the place like a ragdoll lol
>>217215186thats the issue with them yeah, they are among the smartest breeds and generally great dogs, but also just incredibly strong physically and also their "badass" look is a magnet for retards, so you end up with clueless retards who dont know how to properly train a dog and you end up with incidents
>>217214057Dobies are good boys this is Hollywood propaganda
Night Visions S1E9 The DogHouse. I constantly bring this show up (Hosted by Henry Rolllins) but nobody ever understands.
>>217215052Like clockwork
>>217214104>>217214419>>217215186>ROTTS DINDU NUFFIN
>>217215186theyre great dogs and all ive met have been very friendly (although a 55kg dog sprinting at you to get pet is terrifying when you first meet it)
>>217216980>>217216980You can watch it here. It stars Dobermans and Alec Baldwinhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RIYqUIbWLSg
>>217214254>dobermans heart is filled with so much love their heart cannot take it any longer:(
>>217215052I spent countless nights spilling seed to huge titted anime girls getting knotted by hung doberman dogs.And I deeply regret it, all of it.
>>217214057>>217214419*BOOP*
>>217214104My mom always have had rotweiler mutts, the current one is really old and can't even hear anymore. They've always been sweet.She had a great dane once, I fucking hated that piece of shit dog.
>we need a super sweet and friendly family nanny do->don't worry senpai it's here already
>>217217006correct, glad we agree
>>217217115great danes are incredibly retarded dogs, they are basically just a smaller donkey, lazy fucks too
>>217217136My last gf swore "pitties" were gentle creatures meant to be babysitters and it was purely whoever raised them that made them aggressive.
>>217217113Post some links homie. You may not partake in this hobby anymore, but some of us do.
>>217217161>retard doesn't know what quoting is
>>217217202I don't remember any of the artists at all, I used some generic hentai website and just punched in keywords.I've long since nuked all my bookmarks and folders with that crap.
>>217217236who are you quoting?
>>217214057Dobermans are too smart for me. I don't want a dog that is that smart. Rottweilers are the perfect dog imo. Stupid enough to be fun, loyal enough to protect you.
>>217217336you, nigga
>>217217379i didnt say that
>>217217386you can't tell the difference between greentexting and quoting?
>>217217539a meme arrow?
>>217214057reddit animal
when i was like 7 i was walking home from a friends house and a doberman just sailed right over his fence and chased me down. i ran for my life and somehow ran away from him. ill never forget that shit
>>217214104>>217214419>>217215186https://youtu.be/v94dZpxfAyE?t=39
>>217218594That nigga was trying to play around and have a little run rather than kill you because there’s no way in hell a 7 year old is gonna outrun a fucking Doberman that’s out for blood even like a half of a block. Still frightening as hell though, I’ll bet you were shaking in your little boots kek
>>217218657nah he was out for blood. he was snarling and inches behind me.
>>217217180Donkeys are great little buggers, my friend had one that killed some dingos who were in his property.
>>217218715You would have got got or you’re greatly embellishing, it’s literally one of the two. No 7 year old is legitimately outrunning one of those dogs, even a retarded one (the dog, not you)
Dog ownership should have levels and licenses to it desu, allowing any retard to own a Pitbull or normie sedentary urban dweller to have a Border Collie is insane Dogs for level 1 normies:>Goldens, Greyhounds, Chihuahuas, Labs, etc.Dogs that should be treated Iike having a Gun license and registered firearms >Pitbull, Rottweiler, German Shepherd, etc. Dogs that should only be allowed on farms/rural areas >Border Collie, Aussie, etc.I grew up with a Border Collie in a city and although I love him so much I kinda feel bad knowing that it's not the right environment for him. Me and my dad had to do two 4 kilometer jogs with him twice a day to keep the dog mentally sane, if he missed one day of it he'd start tweaking out of boredom and pent up energy.
>>217218912Did you ever think you would become a redditor?
>>217217113And I just spent Christmas break writing all sorts of smut stories about lonely women getting freak with their pets.I deleted them all because rereading them to myself was embarrassing.
>>217218979Sounds like they were poorly written then
>>217214057>meet said dog breed irl>is the most lovable little nigga you’ll ever meet
>>217218994Well the thing is the ones that look like OP’s pic have been mutilated so no wonder their temperament isn’t quite on par with their usual nature
>>217218991I was getting grok to write it all out for me, I was just dictating what should happen next and how it happens.The writing was fine, the premise is what was embarrassing
>>217219088So absolutely yes
>>217219088You should just cut to the chase and kys kek
>sprints around at mach 10 like a retard for an hour>falls asleep on your couch, taking all of it up>refuses to elaborate>gets up and runs circles around youwtf is their problem
>>217214057pingas
>>217219181Sounds based to me
>>217218931>t. Imprisons his sheepherder in a studio apartment
>>217219200Please leave. I don’t even want an explanation as to why you have this image saved
>>217218912thisalso it pisses me off when i see small or weak people (usually women but sometimes men) with giant dogs like german shepherds my dad had to basically fight one of them off at one point because it went for his small dog, and its owner was this tiny middle aged women who probably weighed less than the dog itself
>>217219088most genuinely indian post I've read this weekgood job
>>217219223PWEASE WEAVE
>>217219181I used to not like greyhounds but I've come around to them a bit. Do they require as much exercise as sheepdogs & the like?
>>217219290Oh yeah similar ordeal happened to me, a woman was walking a huge looking mutt (really couldn't tell what it was) and the bastard started trying to go for my dog and was dragging the woman along like a ragdoll. Thankfully her boyfriend stepped in and wrangled the dog back, but if she was alone I'd probably have watched my dog get mauled that day
>>217219307Quite the opposite, Greyhounds are lazy as fuck and require little exercise. That skinny body doesn't have much stamina. They basically just sprint short distances then call it a day.
