Robert could have killed Raymond at any time and made it look like a burglary and had his coworkers cover up any loose ends. He could have taken Deborah and fucked her in the ass at ANY time. He rolled with the blue, was tall dark and handsome, and was easily the most powerful character in the show. The idea that Raymond would be who Deborah chose is such obvious bullshit. She wanted Robert. I bet the children were actually Robert's children, not Raymond's. If it wasn't for the abuse he suffered as a child at the hands of his asshole father, he would have run the whole neighborhood and had a harem. Frank was a fucking piece of shit.
@grok is this true?
>>217215155Why were all the kids blonde?
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>>217215155>He rolled with the blue,I love how cops admit they are nigger thugs in a gang but also believe they are the moral authority.
Go to bed Robert.
>>217215474Raymond had the smallest penis in his family. Robert had the biggest. Frank's was bigger than Raymond's, but he was also uncut and would stink up a room if he pulled the foreskin back. Robert had the best smelling penis, too.
>>217215155Deborah "chose" Raymond because she secretly wanted (and waited in vain for) Robert to do as OP opined, plus Ray was such a weak-willed putz she could humiliate and browbeat to no end. Deborah truly was a sadist. She probably had the gooiest panties from her dark fantasies.
>>217215155>If it wasn't for the abuse he suffered as a child at the hands of his asshole father, he would have run the whole neighborhood and had a harem. Frank was a fucking piece of shit.Marie was the one who emotionally abandoned him and openly favoured Raymond his entire life. Frank was a pretty standard dad for the time they were growing up in. Frank might jave been gruff and grumpy at times but he didnt even hit the boys while Marie did untold emotional damage to the entire family.
>>217215642Kill yourself gay kike
>>217215881You just know she wanted to watch Ray cry and whimper as Robert blew her back out over the kitchen table.
>>217216078This is starting to read as a cuck fantasy where you self insert as ray.
>>217215155he could just stand in front of raymonds car and start blasting
>>217216858Robert could kill the rest of the family with his bare hands
>>217216078did they ever explain patricia heaton getting breast implants?
>>217217104Did they ever explain why Rays mom was so fucking hot in her younger years? She seems to like what a little sissy pussy Raymond is, she gets off on being a mommy it's so twisted and hot tbfh
>>217216302It's a bunch of Robert types coping with the idea that he would actually be better or more desirable because he was taller, which is the only thing Robert has over Raymond.
>>217217217Did they ever explain why Ray's dad was a fucking frankenstein?
>>217217226Women are obsessed with tall guys, Deborah dripped like a leaky faucet when he entered the room. Everytime she let Raymond touch her pussy out of pity, she thought about Robert fucking her until her thighs bruised. >>217217233It's implied that Frank has a massive dick and impregnated a lot of Korean women during the war
>>217217104They were socks, fuckwit.
>>217217340>Women are obsessed with tall guysIts only one factor out of many. If you are tall but have a bunch of other negative qualities, women would still rather fuck a manlet who is handsome and/or rich. Robert was a downer ass bitch who moped all the time and when he wasn't moping he was monotonous and boring. I thought Robert was the best and most entertaining character within the show, but it's obvious why everyone likes Raymond more than him.
>>217215155>Put that tiny penis back in its cage Ray! Robert is coming over to fuck me in the ass again. Are you ready to prep him, you little faggot loser?
>>217217408Robert is also extremely handsome. And powerful.
>>217217408>If you are tall but have a bunch of other negative qualities, women would still rather fuck a manlet who is handsome and/or rich.Hate to be that guy since I generally agree with what you're saying, but I'm pretty sure they did a whole ass news segment on this. They lined up some tall guys next to some 5 foot nothing dude and asked who they'd pick (obviously never the manlet). Then they tried giving him all sorts of accolades like a distinguished writer, a doctor, super rich, etc. None of the women would nibble.
wtf is this thread?
>>217217575Funny
>>217217408Robert was very damaged from growing up as 2nd fiddle to golden boy Ray. That destroyed his confidence and self image, then he married a woman who further undermined him. Robert was far more capable, reliable and in general a better person than Ray. His biggest mistake was not asking to get transferred to a different station so he could get away from his family.
>>217217493Giving them accolades in a hypothetical situation is a lot different than actually getting to know someone enough to love and marry them.
>>217215155Robert was secretly a faggot though
>>217217493>B-baka Robertu-chan! M-my husband is still at home, we can't do hentai ecchi things right now! It can't be helped!
>please stop calling Robert to come fuck your pussy, Deborah, please! I'm sorry that my penis is so tiny I can't help it!
>Deborah I don't like it when you eat Robert's sweaty, toned ass and make me kiss you, it makes me feel bad!
>>217217627This is true. Which is why I always say warm approaches is an entirely different game than cold approaches/online dating.With cold approach, a woman can only judge you superficially. So she'll take things like height and looks and decide within seconds whether or not she should bother giving you a chance. She does this because she is more or less put into a fight or flight response, you're forcing her to either pick you right now or leave when she doesn't even know who you are.With warm approach, the circumstances are far more sober. You can talk to a girl and get to know her and she can get to know you without any pretense of getting together. So when the time comes and a guy she's been getting along with very well decided to finally ask her out, she'll be far more willing to put aside strict superficial reasons and evaluate the guy as a whole including all the experiences and conversations they've had to that point.
>ahhh not again! Do I have to? Deborah please don't make me eat your cumfarts!
>I'm sorry that I spoke back to you Deborah I know that Robert is the only man you really need in your life
>>217217217You're a sick fuck. Based
>>217218085>Mommy still loves you Raymond, she can do more than just cook better than that whore of a wife of yours
>>217215963Frank put a finger up Robert's ass though
>>217215155You're right that any American police officer would be this unscrupulous in real life, but it's a TV show.
>>217215155Frank was based. Frank was easily the most kino character on Everybody Loves Raymond. Fucking kill yourself.
>>217218183She really was hot. Fuck.
>>217216858He could have just accused Raymond of Narco terrorism and abducted him and his wife to do as he wanted.
>>217217481Honestly here her body language is the equivalent of when you go out with your gf and you have to interact with some sexy bitch wagie and you try your best to not look at her too much.
