Where was the point of no return in their relationship?
>>217215413Probably when Tony fucked Adriana. It's been 20 years since I watched it but the set up is the same in both instances. Tony driving through the only rural part of New Jersey in the fog.
clever
>>217215795He didn't fuck her but Chris thought he did
>>217215795>Probably when Tony fucked AdrianaBut that never happened
>>217215828>>217215836He came all over the sun visor.
>>217215836>>217215828From Chris' POV they certainly did, he just looked the other way because he was intimidated.
When Chrissy murdered Cosette in cold blood. Tony never did forgive that.
>>217215413When Chris had sex with Carmella. I was like "whoa".
Did he deserve it, /tv/?
>>217215413there was none, Tony decided in the moment to kill him on whimhe had proven his loyalty beyond doubt with Adriana, Tony just got pissed at the car seat and him being a repeat liability and took the opportunity in the moment
>>217215853What was it barking?
>>217215828>>217215836When they found them, she still had his cock in her mouth
>>217215860Honestly yeah. When he started doing heroin again at the end of 6.1 he became irredeamable.
>>217215828>>217215836They were both driving towards an area chris knew adriana had a coke dealer in. it was a weird scenario before the crash
>>217215901he had to cope with turning Adriana over, and all heroin addicts relapse on & off
When he made that movie shitting all over his boss. Chris could tolerate 10000 personal attacks if they were made by TonyTony couldn’t take 1 if it was made by Chris.
>>217215848are you a pre-board certified message therapist?
>>217215413>Where was the point of no return in their relationship?
>>217215944Bosses don't take shit, they give shit.
>>217215944There's a huge difference between shit talking someone and having that same person fund your revenge fantasy movie where you portray them in the worst possible light.
>>217215795>>217215828>>217215843>>217215898hilarious how, even in discussions of the show, people are STILL spreading the rumor that adrianne and tony fucked LMAO
>>217215914Tony had given Chris such shit over drugs it would have been unbelievable that Tony had been doing coke with her and wasn't fucking her without the crash and shit
>>217216092This post seems very reddit.
>>217216099problem is they were definitely gonna fuck when if they had ended up getting the coke
>>217215944Tony couldn't even fathom that Chris made it entirely about him until Carmella pointed it out, he had the same ignorance of Chris like with Pussy, because he still believed in him. That's why Tony kept pushing Chris into roles he was too inexperienced to handle, not realizing it because he was in a rush to use him as a shield against feds. Hell, the reason for that is because Carm tells Tony he doesn't have real friends, he ends up undermining his relationships with Paulie and Sil which causes other problems.
>>217216109Yes sir, I am fresh in. How could you tell lol?
>>217216134I come from /r/circlejerksopranos great meme page, I started using it when Charlie Squirt got 67'd LOL I highly reccomend any other sopranos-heads check it out!
>>217216113probably
>>217216020This was a good scene but what the fuck, that's Tony's niece, s6 had a lot of really hamfisted writing like this. Maybe Tony started laughing first, and the rest followed, they all completely hated Chris at this point. This was after he threw Little Paulie out a window over power tools>>217216113Right, they were close to kissing until Phil cockblocked Tony, and Tony fantasized about starting a new family with Adriana. Chris kinda had it coming for beating her as often as he did, but the consequences for all of them are karmic.
>>217215413The movie
>>217216183>hamfisted writingIt was standard hypocrisy you halfwit faggot
>>217216183Chris was a Junkie loser who only got where he was because Tony was his uncleeveryone was laughing at him because you're right, they all fucking hated him. they'll never forget that "intervention", that shit was the most pathetic thing any of those people had ever seen amongst their crew
WTF was his problem?
>>217215860it's not like he almost killed Tony while high, and after he was forced into rehab by him
>>217216092>spreading the rumorThey're meme posts, you dipshit.
>>217216220A lot of guys felt like Tony favored Chris, and things like Johnny Sack's beef about the Ginny joke was well known, that room would've gone quiet, it's the boss' niece. A few episodes later, they do highlight Tony's hypocrisy when his own daughter gets insulted, I'm just saying they had to bend their pre-established writing to make it work.>>217216224Right, Adriana revealing Chris' ED was brutal, having the whole crew in a "job" where you need respect was career suicide. Chris may've not had to posture so much if it was just a few people he trusted. But yeah, he slammed Benny onto a table, threatened to kill Patsy, etc. Guy just had bad blood with way too many people.
>>217215413Chrissy was in a bass tournament in the first season, and it was never mentioned again
>>217216475He can have a life outside the mob anon. Let him have fun
>>217216428>Adriana revealing Chris' ED was brutaleh, substances make it hard to have sex/cum. Other gangsters would probably be aware of that. It wasn't a personal issue. That's one of the side effects of substance abuse, not "ED."
>>217216488They killed Vito because of his medications side effects THOUGH
>>217216488these guy ribbed the shit out of Junior and whoever for eating pussy
>>217216629The point is they'd get over it because when you're high or drunk as fuck your dick doesn't work. AND they'd know that, because they're familiar enough with drugs and junkies. The Junior thing is different.
>>217216428>I'm just saying they had to bend their pre-established writing to make it work.No they didn't. Chris was already on the outs with the crew, was barely a part of the crews social group at that point, no longer had Tony's favour and was making a fool out of himself.
>>217216488The reason is irrelevent. Not being able to function as a man is a sign of weakness.
>>217215413Chicken town
It’s hilarious how massive bouts of violence all stem from the pettiest things in the show. Most of the conflict is due to:>a man seeing a shrink>a man eating pussy>someone not liking a gifted jacket>a fat joke>someone being gay
>>217216488They clipped Big Paul because he had a penile implant.
>>217215860Seeing the branch stabbing through the baby seat basically left Tony no choice. Babies and animals are sacred to him.
my muddahs wake
>>217216281It was probably the thing with his brother, whatever happened there.
>I aught to suffocate you, you little prickForeshadowing?
>>217216224It was over once Adriana said he couldn't function as a man. He functioned as a dog.
>>217216866His brother was a nobody, 40 years old and still washing cars ffs.
>>217215413Probably removing the dogshit off Tony's shoe was the mental snap, but I'd say the actual point where he turns on him almost fully is when Tony gets the BJ from Adriana in the car. Never trusted him afterwards, evident by the movie Chris made about subconsciously taking revenge against Tony.
>>217216786Shut the fuck up reddit
>>217216786My favorite is how even Sil, the most cool headed guy in the series, blew up on Fat Dom for gay jokes not even about him, but his friends.>>217216898Hey, he was just a kid. Had his whole life ahead of him.
>>217215413>nobody mentioning jamba juice girlit was jamba juice girl. you'd be pissed too if your friend pulled this shit
>>217216921>Tony gets the BJ from Adriana in the car.
>>217216993I witnessed similar behaviour twice.
>>217215828>be me>known womanizer>known pathological liar>will fuck anything and anyone>hang out alone with your gf while you're awayWhat exactly would you think in that scenario?Would you believe me if I told you I dindu nuffin?It was a horribly idiotic move no matter what.
>>217216968Even Ally Boy was made. FUCKING PARAKEET WAS MADE!
>>217217022Leon Kennedy is looking like shit lately.
>>217217084Albert was a good earner you reddit cocksucker
it was the cleaver premiere, tony couldnt afford to have someone do a humilation ritual on him like that
>>217217085Kek
>>217216629Are you being retarded on purpose?
>>217217111Yeah you're probably right about that
>>217217107OH!>>217217139Ercole was strong as a bull and handsome like George Raft. If days were different they would've given him a menial job.
>>217215860Jesas you cut one Tone?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ly_4cuFxbjU
>>217215795He could have done it but he didn't you adhd riddled mouth breather. Rewatch that episode, the doctor even confirmed it.
>>217215860Yes. He was a liability and was going to flip, hence the hat. The murder of his writer friend would have caught up to him. It was a sloppy kill and the feds would have threatened him with time. Chrissy wanted out, he was done either way. He was no longer a loyle cappo.
>>217216154[visible disgust]
Jacking Chad Muska's carhttps://youtu.be/sY0c7b3XS4k?si=_oID6lsC9w2obkJXhttps://youtu.be/AmrAKtIs4xo?si=emzkyZ6B8H3cBgJkhttps://youtu.be/yOhj25GHD24?si=YDCXuCBjpwhmEzm0https://youtu.be/4ee-CxxzXKg?si=x9tQ2C9tNncvqjO6
We all agree that the over-reliance on dream sequences was the main weakness of the show, right?
>>217216488Yeah it doesn't really come up again, neither does the Tony-Adriana thing, but I guess it could be implied with the way the crew make jokes about other people when they're not around. I was just thinking along the lines of Tony explaining to Melfi that there's an alpha male environment in the mob.>>217216743I agree they hated Chris and said as much earlier, but again, this is Tony's niece, why didn't he later take this as disrespect in some egotistical way? Pretty sure most of those guys even went to her baptism and would've made the connection. The scene would've made more sense if it's shown that they were waiting for Tony's reaction, and he just started laughing.
>>217217929We all agree that you should be swinging from a lamppost you nigger brained faggot.
>>217218036Nah. My friends that got me into the show agree that the dream sequences are admittedly a common complaint.
>>217217929When I read a synopsis of the Sopranos, it sounded corny to me, but they're actually pretty good at capturing the surrealism in dreams to explore the more sensitive emotions of Tony.>>217217870kek'd, they should do a remake of the Sopranos game.
>>217218077The dream episodes are commonly regarded as some of the best episodes, retard.
>>217218219Meh, not a fan. Just because it was influential doesn’t mean it’s above criticism.
>>217215860Shoulda done it before the crank wore off
>>217218077You and your nigger friends are a fucking embarrassment to yourself and everybody else.
>>217218251You just reveal your own ignorance
>>217218276>>217218301Whatever. A real gangster probably wouldn’t have flowery, metaphor laden TV writer dreams.
>>217218320I wouldn't expect a nigger to understand that tony was a multifaceted character and not a gangster caricature
>>217218276Those two black guys?
>>217215860He did, but Tony deserves worse for it
>>217218365You're lucky anon didn't punch your lights out
>>217218369I think i saw nigger anon and his friends running that way towards reddit.
>>217215413That one night at the gay bar. They don't talk about it but they can't forget.
I’m bumpin this thread outta respect for my fawtha
>>217218546OH N-
>>217218611The most embarrassing part of that death is he somehow didn’t hear Vito sneaking up on him.You’d be able to feel the tremors in the ground and hear the gasping for air a mile away. He really was an idiot
>>217218686Especially when he had to stop halfway through and push his prolapsed asshole back in.
>>217216281too much radiator grilled cheese
>>217216888>the way you fucking eat you're gonna have a heart attack by the time you're fifty
>>217218851satanic black magic, sick shit
How bout every time I post in a Sopranos thread, I get a hundred (You)s? How bout that?
>>217219253Give me 1000 (You)s.
>>217219293a thousand more?
>>217216092He came all over the sun visor
>>217215413>Where was the point of no return in their relationship?The moment they met because all relationships in Sopranos are toxic dead ends.
>>217219318One thousand (You)s.
>>217219344Just like real life
>>217216281The Shah of Iran could turn into a house
>>217216281He was named after a ballet costume.
>>217219523Go back
>>217219253OW BOUT DATOW BOUT DATOW BOUT DAT
>>217216281He was gay
>>217219783He was gay? Gay Phil?
>>217215828
>>217219783TURN THAT OFF
>>217219783>>217219822Did they ever outright confirm Phil was gay? Seemed like they heavily implied it with him literally coming out of the closet
>>217215860Of course.
>>217219842>Seemed like they heavily implied it with him literally coming out of the closetHe was just being cinematic.
>>217219875Wrong
>>217219923https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LyYinF0wOEo
>>217219842>literally coming out of the closetThat's the least gayest part of the entire scene. iirc Chase did confirm Phil was gay
>>217215795>>217215828He didn't fuck her but he was about to fuck herTony is a mindless hornbrain that somehow gets every girl so if it wasn't for the crash he probably would have fucked her and Chris knew it
>>217216792he was already choking him before he saw what happened to the passenger seat he just uses it as a justification for himself Christopher is just an unreliable and irresponsible person who never would have risen so fast if it wasn't for Nepotism and Tony wanted to get rid of him after he realised just how useless Chris actually is
>>217221205It was chris admitting he wouldn't pass a drug test that pushed tony over the edge.
>>217221610Some people think it adds to the idea he was working with feds, losing his license is one thing, but it may also paint him as an unreliable witness.
>>217222198I dont believe that
>>217222198That sounds far fetched to me. There's plenty of reasons to dump Chrissy. Worry about him being compromised by the feds isn't on the list. He rolled on Adriana.
>>217222383Watch it Chrissy!>>217222441I'm sure Tony didn't think so, but with this post >>217217579 there's some plausability
>>217216281Too based
>>217216586His medicine made him like sucking cock?
>>217216993>>217217048I don't remember thisI've only seen the show onceQrd?
>>217216040Boss? It's a glorified crew, for Christ's sake.
>>217223161It was a joke. It's normal, he wasn't gay, it was just a joke.
>>217216629They ate pussy? I thought they just shot him on a boat. You mean Big Pussy or Pussy Malanga?
>>217218611Does this gun actually exist? Where can I find one?
>>217219945Who the actual fuck gives a shit about what that cuckhold says?
>>217216629south of da borda...where da tuna fish play....
>James was like a father to me. Onset, off set, it didn't make a difference. Whenever we weren't filming he would share his wisdom with me. One time we played catch in the backyard but we had to stop after a few throws because he was out of breath. It's still a very important memory to me. He was also super kind. Not at all like his character on the show. Many times after shooting he would bring the cast, various members of the crew, just really anyone who wanted to go, all to popeyes for a meal he paid for himself. Apparently he would called in advance those mornings and "reserve" the entire place, even though they didn't really do that kind of thing. Everyone ordered whatever they wanted, but James always got a whole family bucket meal for himself. Chicken tenders, wings, and sandwiches, tons of mashed potatos and gravy in a tub, which he would dip the biscuits in so low that it would get in his fingertips. He'd lick them clean while eyeing the rest of the meals others got and complimented them on their choices, even though it was all the same food. He'd eat coleslaw by the pound, too. Telling me that it was, "healthy to eat the green stuff with the rest." Those were some of the best days of my life. One time, Edie Falco, who was like a mother to me, said she was on a skin diet or something and pulled off the chicken skins from her deep fried drumsticks. "Don't mind if I do," James said as he grabbed them off her plate with gravy dipped fingers and sucked them into his mouth like a vaccum hose sucks up a loose tissue. He was my hero.
>>217215860Didn't they all?
>>217223343Based, don't need a source, I know this happened. Makes me miss being fat and forcing everyone to deal with my fatness, want a hug? Okay sure my 100lb. gut will do most of the work. But I digress, and will say, there were times the Tony came out in him. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V5lqTLqmI0Q
>>217222987He left the shell casing and was probably to stupid to ditch the gun because he was all faggy and emotional.
>>217216792That was just copium
>>217223631Unfathomably based. RIP in gabagol.
>>217223650Very propane and allegorical old school post analon.
>>217215413When Carm made him realise the subtext of Cleaver.
>>217223343This is one of Brando's brother-in-law's anedcotes re-written for Gandolfini, isn't it?
>>217219945All "Italians" are zesty, probably because Sicilians are basically Semites with some black admixture
>>217223736>brando's brother-in-law's anecdotesPost one lol I am unaware of these
>>217219945It's meant to be ambiguous, Chase just gives his own interpretation since he didn't write all the eps. But I wouldn't be surprised, they did the whole "you don't like gay people because you're gay" thing with Richie already, and kinda with Tony in his conversation with Melfi about guys who're in prison for a long time. I mean HBO made Oz, which is a gay male soap opera, so that's all they can think about in respect to men in prison. Rape.
>>217219842He was prison gay, man's gotta do what a man's gotta do
>>217223809>20 fucking years not a drop spilled
>>217219842I viewed it as irony, but then he was clutching the sheets on the bed which made people think he was getting turned on or something, fucking stupid. He just felt a little bad because he loved Vito like a brother-in-law. But you know Sopranos writers love reusing plot points like how almost every season has a car crash, Tony was in what, 4 fucking crashes and an extra one in Melfi's dream?
>>217219783He wasn't gay.The Shah wanted to fuck a woman's ass, he compromised.
>>217215860>Yes.
>>217216099Tony gave him shit for being a heroin junkie. There’s a very big difference between that and doing coke once in a while, which basically everyone in that world does
>>217216897woof
>>217223187
>>217223187>>217224005tony gets an offer to sell a pork store to a corporation (murican commentary), and he almost cheats on carm with the agent, but he stops because she took good care of him at the hospital. but its shown hes mad he couldnt fuck the woman, and he ends up getting mad about not finding smoked turkey, and lashes out at carm. chris hooks up with the girl, but lies to tony saying hes seeing a black girl, but tony catches chris talking to her, and he confesses. tony acts like he doesnt care, but we know from irina, that he gets jealous when even women he discards move on.
>>217216897This. https://youtu.be/tjwkcmPOeuk?t=84
>>217224265The one where Furio's dancing to the Sopranos opening always kills me
>>217223773Bump, I also wanna know where I can read these. The story of jack Nicholson tossing bags of cheeseburgers over the fence for Brando late at night is so great, what a good friend.
>>217223935You’d be surprised how many “regular” people will have a cheeky bump or two when offered. It’s surprisingly common
>>217224226>pork store>she took good care of him at the hospitalFucking idiot
>>217224318don't yell at me!
>>217216281Problem? Try 20 fucking years in the can
>>217222441He was a hard drug addict who Tony knew secretly hated him. Of course he was a threat regarding the feds, idiot.
>>217223633Good point, Chris is completely reckless when he's drunk. It's a shame, he had moments of maturity in s6, but when it matters, he's still the same hothead. Never had an arc.
>>217215860He was probably dead anyway.
>>217216629Rightfully so. That shit's nasty.
>>217215413The moment Tony realized that Baccala could be his real #2
>>217216224I mean their whole thing is based on nepotism, patronism and bonds through marriage and family
>>217224307Due to the internet it’s common knowledge by now that coke is about equally addictive as alcohol and even less physiologically damaging than alcohol, so the stigma from occassional use isnt what it used to be
>>217224891Pretty much everyone in the Australian media uses coke and all the sports stars and all the society types and some of the politicians and most of their kids and most of the mums in affluent suburbs.
>>217217870Very good
>>217218546>I’m bumpin this thread outta respect for my fawt-ACK
>>217224307This. t. regular personI've been to work parties where people just openly did cocaine on the tables. Would still consider actual junkies unlikable liabilities.
>>217225054>Would still consider actual junkies unlikable liabilities.Any addict is a liability. It’s just that opiates and meth hooks a much higher percentage of users than things like alcohol or coke
>>217225165Even mexican cartels have a no-meth policy for their members, punishable by death. It turned too many of them into nutjob liabilities. So they all use coke instead
>>217217929For me the weakest part is Steve Buscemi. His acting is good and his storyline is good but he just seems so unconvincing hes like an anorexic little wimp he doesnt seem like a mobster at all.
>>217225273>His acting is good and his storyline is goodActually both were shit.
>>217225304I mean him imploding at the end didnt make much sense but i dont remember. I think he was a bigger star then the rest so they wanted to give him screen time he didnt necessarily deserve
Anyone seen the deleted scene where Tony drops in on Chris hosting guests and gets jealous that he wasn't invited? There was this vibe in the final season that Chris was distancing from the crew for his own well-being. Tony is very crabpot mentality, bitter when things go well for others.
>>217215413When Chrissy gave up Adriana and Tony caught him high. Then when he ranted about his father being a drug addict to Tony was the final nail in the coffin.
>>217219693Keep greasing that union, cocksucker
>>217215413>How could you not see it sitting on the chair??>I oughtta smother you you little prick!
>>217218851A lot of people on pol are celebrating Dilberts creators death juat because he took the vaxx. If Gandolfini had died today, everybody would have blamed the vaxx. Moral of the story: people die and not everything is a conspiracy.
>>217223736>>217223773>>Actor Richard Erdman, a fellow actor in “The Men” (Brando’s first film), says Marlon’s diet at the time consisted of “junk food, take out, and peanut butter”, which he consumed by the jarful. By the mid-fifties, Marlon had become renowned for eating boxes of Mallomars and Cinnamon Buns, and washing his sweet treats down with a quart of milk.>Close friend, Carlo Fiore, said Marlon would go on extreme crash diets in the fifties and sixties, but then would lose his willpower. He would subsequently gorge on huge breakfasts consisting of corn flakes, sausages, eggs, bananas and cream, and a huge stack of pancakes drenched in maple syrup. (One of Brando’s nicknames for himself was “Branflakes”.)>Carlos Fiore would be dispatched by Brando’s directors to fetch him out of local coffee shops. Kark Malden, a close friend, said that during the shooting of “One Eyed Jacks” (1961) Brando would eat “two steaks, potatoes, two apple pies a la mode, and a quart of milk” for dinner. This diet necessitated the constant altering of his costumes during filming. Because of this, at his birthday party that year, the crew gave Marlon a belt as his present with the card, “Hope it fits”. His birthday cake was labeled “Don’t feed the director” (Brando was the director of “One Eyed Jacks”).>His second wife, Movita, actually put a lock on the house refrigerator. But when she awoke one morning, the lock was broken and Marlon’s teeth marks were found on a round of cheese. The house maid told Mrs. Brando that Marlon made nighttime raids on the icebox routinely.>Brando also loved to frequent hot dog stands late at night, particularly the L.A. hot dog joint Pink’s at 3 and 4 o’clock in the morning, where he’d wolf down as many as six hot dogs at a time.
>>217226078>Not surprisingly from these gorge-fests, the costumer on Mutiny on the Bounty, James Taylor, claims Brando split 52 pairs of pants during the shooting of the film, due to his wild swings in weight. This necessitated a stretch fabric be used on his wardrobe replacement clothes. He split these pants too. During this time, Marlon was also once observed taking a 5-gallon tub of ice cream and rowing himself out in the lagoon to indulge himself.>On the set of The Apaloosa, Marlon’s double once had to be used in long shots simply because Marlon had eaten one of his gorge-fest lunches.>Dick Loving (yes, that was his name), who married Marlon’s sister, Frannie, said Marlon would eat “two chickens at a sitting and (go) through an entire Pepperidge Farm cookies [package]”.>Brando was extremely competitive, and in 1968 he appeared at a private party celebrating Oscar nominations in which Paul Newman was in attendance with his wife Joanne Woodward. Brando approached Newman and began a conversation that eventually became very heated, resulting in Brando shouting and Newman walking away. Later that evening Brando stood on a table and challenged Newman to an egg eating contest, like the one Newman was depicted doing in Cool Hand Luke, however Newman ignored the challenge.>Brando, undeterred, had somebody from his entourage bring him dozens of hard boiled eggs, and started the competition without Newman. While eating, he would loudly keep count as he consumed the eggs saying things like "21 Newman! 21 eggs already! I'm better than you Newman!", while mocking and insulting Newman the whole time, and calling him a "phony".>Eventually, Brando consumed 51 eggs before being removed from the party, 1 more than Newman's character did in Cool Hand Luke. As he was being escorted out, he reportedly said "51 eggs Newman! I beat you! You couldn't eat 51 eggs because you're a phony, Newman. I'm better than you, and always will be Newman! Don't ever forget that!"
>>217226087> Before filming Apocalypse Now, Marlon devoutly promised to lose weight, but he just couldn’t do it. Subsequently, his character is shown in the shadows for much of the film to hide his Buddha-like belly. A 6′ 5″ double was used in long shots by director Francis Ford Coppola to “give the character more stature”.> By the 1980s, it was reported that one of Brando’s girlfriends had left him because he wouldn’t keep his promise to lose weight. He always seemed to be dieting, but the pounds weren’t coming off much. Unknown to her, he had some of his buddies throw bags of Burger King Whoppers over the gates of his Mulholland Drive estate.>Later in the ’80s, Marlon was routinely spotted at a Beverly Hills ice cream parlor buying five gallon containers of ice cream- which he would eat all himself. Reportedly, one of his favorite “snacks” around this time was a full pound of cooked bacon placed in an entire loaf of bread. During these years, the 5′ 10″ Marlon’s weight would balloon up to an incredible 350 pounds at one point.>Towards the end of his life, when his life was obviously in danger from his over-eating, Marlon did make a last-ditch attempt to drop some excess weight by going on a bland diet. At one point he did drop 70 pounds. But his heart, his liver, and his body in general were already severely damaged by his over-eating habits and frequent crash diets.>Possibly only Elvis Presley and Orson Welles, among show biz and movie legends, liked to indulge in over-eating as much as the great Marlon Brando. And right up to the end- which, sadly, finally came on July 1, 2004 (he was 80), Marlon never lost his great love of food, especially his beloved ice cream.
>>217226030It’s pure cognitive dissonance. They spent the entirety of the early 2020s screeching about how in 2 more weeks that vaccine death switch will be activated and billions will die. Now that over 5 years have passed, they’ve had to deal with the reality that it’s not happening, and are desperately clinging to find any possible connection to justify their delusionsIt’s mental illness
>>217226100>Marlon Brando had a used Volkswagen Beetle he purchased and used solely for late night runs to Pink's hot dog stand on Melrose and La Brea. The inconspicuous red beetle was parked at a sympathetic neighbors home near Brando's Hollywood hills residence in order to conceal Brando's late night snack runs from his second wife, Movita. Brando would sneak out of his home, walk to his parked car, and drive down to the hot dog stand where he would reportedly order a dozen or more hot dogs at each visit. Eventually, the neighbor had to call the authorities and have the Brando hot dog beetle removed from their property as Brando would simply toss the waste into the back seat, resulting in a beetle filled with countless soiled hot dog wrappers, and hundreds of partially consumed hot dog parts all rotting in the back seat of the car. The smell of rotting hot dogs eventually became overwhelming, however, Brando continued to use the car regardless, and failed to either clean or remove the car from the premises, resulting in the need for police to intervene on behalf of the neighbor to remove the car.
>Jackson was in town for two concerts on the 7th and 10th, and had invited old friends Brando and Taylor as his guests. On the morning of the eleventh, writes Kashner, Jackson got "a call from friends in Saudi Arabia who warned that America was under attack." Depending on which version of the story you believe, the three stars then "planned their escape, afraid that they would be the next target," and drove out of town, even though fans kept mobbing their car looking for autographs. The trio eventually drove as far as Ohio, with "Brando allegedly annoyed his traveling companions by insisting on stopping at nearly every KFC and Burger King they passed along the highway."
>>217215944I hate the cleaver plotline so much. Worst part of the show by far.
>>217226030it's even funnier/sadder when you realize they defended him when leftists tried to cancel him from everything/pol/fags are as fickle as the trannies they make fun of
>>217226166At the very least it lead to some great carmine jr moments of him saying incomprehensible nonsense
>>217226087>While eating, he would loudly keep count as he consumed the eggs saying things like "21 Newman! 21 eggs already! I'm better than you Newman!", while mocking and insulting Newman the whole time, and calling him a "phony".Very based
>>217216154You can do this? You can just... Admit to being a faggot like this on 4channel...?
>>217226177/pol/ is currently celebrating the death of a motherAt first they went with “the agent was just defending himself!”, but then the footage showed her clearly trying to get away.So now they’re in full psychotic mode of “she was a leftist, she deserved it!”I know a lot of it is just bots and shills, but for the small handful of action humans posting there, they’re actually just fucked in the head
>>217226230Why didnt she simply get out of the car?
>>217226256I’d imagine she panicked at the fact that armed men were walking towards her
>>217226078>His second wife, Movita, actually put a lock on the house refrigerator. But when she awoke one morning, the lock was broken and Marlon’s teeth marks were found on a round of cheeseFucking kekThis is some tom and jerry shit man
Post em, /tv/https://tiermaker.com/create/the-sopranos-characters-484755
>>217215860Unironically yes
>>217226103>Now that over 5 years have passed, they’ve had to deal with the reality that it’s not happeningWhat are you talking about? Lots of vaxxed people have suddenly died due to unexplained heart attack or sudden epilepsy.
>>217226538Those same people also drank waterGuess it’s the water that caused it
>>217226486sacks is S tier. i would move carmela to A-tier
>>217226486the butt buddies (drinkwater and shaun) are way too low for the kino they brought on screen
>>217226615You type very fatly
>>217226556>have no history of heart problems>get vaxx>die at the old age of 35 of a heart attack>>must have been the windDont forget your booster bro
>>217226230>At first they went with “the agent was just defending himself!”, but then the footage showed her clearly trying to get away.The footage shows her accelerating at an agent blocking her car. Wanting to get away is one thing but if she wanted to do that, after intentionally blocking the road, she should've just complied with the officers. She would've been given a slap on the wrist by some leftard judge. Instead her retarded and dangerous act got her killed.
>>217226596Furio MOGGED them
>>217215413When Christopher failed to give Tony his prime Italian bussy>It's not gay, Christopher>Just two friends>Showing each.other love and affection
>>217226644>mmm yummy yummy federal agent penis
>>217226668>mmm yummy yummy illegal alien penis
>>217226668Facts are facts. Calling anyone who highlights them "bootlicker" doesn't change them or make your stance any stronger or her retardation any lesser.
>>217226635So you have zero proof that the two are connected? If they’re Americans they probably died of heart failure because they shove 10,000 calories of lard down their throat a day lol
>>217226581Johnny Sack needed more time to really shine to be in S tier
>>217226697I do not have any proof, noAs I said, do not forget to go and get your yearly flu shot, as well as your booster for the covid vaccineIt's imperative you do this
>>217226644Why is a mother of three crossing state lines to interject herself into a law enforcement operation?Remember, Lefty's, crossing states lines to do illegal stuff is bad, riiiight?Her poor order of decision loop.lead to her demise>Stay home with kids? No>Attend violent protest? Yes>Inject you and your vehicle into ICE op? Yes>Fail to comply with legal orders? Yes>Fail to vehicle when ordered? Yes>Attempt to flee in vehicle? Yes>Fail to heed a person in front of your vehicle? YesAt any point she could have chosen betterBut she didn'tNow her kids are motherless because Mommy Dearest had to show out for the Democrats
>>217224226>he gets jealous when even women he discards move onThat's normal.
Fuck off with this /pol/ shitWhat’s your favourite season of the show /tv/?For me it was season 2, mainly because of the tension with Tony and Livia. I also liked how petty of an asshole Ritchie was, and I liked the overall tone. I like the final season, but at times it feels too grim. I have a weird sense of nostalgia for how light hearted the earlier seasons felt
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>>217226486Janice is the most evil and duplicitous character in the show she should be higher.
>>217223739
>>217226741and we're all supposed to accept illegals as a result because 'trump bad' and deportations somehow being jewish
>>217226830>Janice is the most evil and duplicitous character in the showThat’s Livia though
>>217226830I PUT MA LIFE ONNA SILVER PLATTAH
>watching a video where Michael Imperioli is showing his house off>mentions his wife is an interior designer>all the comments say “but his house looked like shit”Kek, he must’ve known on some level
>>217226854And livia is in S tier. Janice should be A tier
>>217215413chris character and arc was written so fucken well. We meet him in season 1 as a wild, yet somewhat charismatic, young balls to the walls kinda guy. by the end, he is a hollowed out, bitter fuck going through the motions with a fake wife, had a kid, living in the ruins of his wayward life, soulless. realistic for what would happen to that kinda personality in that scenario
>>217216281HE DID 20 FUCKEN' YEARS
>>217227023DID A FUCKING TWENTY YEAR OLD IN THE CAN
>>217227023When did he mention the duration he spent in prison? I don’t recall him saying that even once
>>217227077Based on unreleased notes by David Chase, believe he spent sometime between 19 and 21 years as a tin can.It's never explained how Phil acquired his shapeshifting powers (the house, whatever happened there...), but many theorize he got them during his time as the Shah of Iran.
>>217226166that and the gay sub plot felt forced, its like they ran out of ideas and were just makin filler stories
>>217226486*smugly opens and drinks from water bottle*
>>217215860He should have done it in season 2
>>217227185Cleaver was filler, but the gay Vito stuff was pretty integral to what was happening. Tony’s ambivalence towards the whole thing was a pretty big moment for his character, and plus it really heightened the tension between NYC and NJ
>>217216281He went without
>>217216428I saw you throwing up in the toilet. Disgusting
>>217216786These are all things actual male friends will make fun of you for
>>217227209could of done that in other ways then seeing a fat fuck have a whole episode to himself makin pancakes getting fucked by a firefighter in maine
>>217223682Yeah probably
>>217224307I wouldn't because I'm an adult. Finding out adults do coke and speed is a revelation when you're 20
>>217227279Male friends will make fun of you for making a fat joke? What?
>>217227354It's common knowledge that anon's retarded.
>>217215413Selling meadow speed in season 1. He should have shot hit with Carmella’s AK47 pulled out of a comically large fish.
>>217227851Did tony find out about that?
>>217216134>Fucking NEWFAGS>Who else, huh???
>>217226230She tried to kill a federal agent, you fucking moron. We have no sympathy for scum like that who get what they deserve.
>>217215860>Everyone except Tony crying and mourning Chris>Chris's father-in-law: "Ah baloney. He was wackadoo!"
>>217229094Sil knows, dude sees everything
>>217228898MAGA will tell you not to believe your eyes and be as stupid as they are. Humiliate yourself for a senile cocksucking pedophile
>>217228898I don't think you actually believe this
>>217229158>>217229248>dont get out the car just drive at the armed men its fine
>>217229278>atI don’t know how things work in your shithole country but Americans are not cool with unaccountable masked secret police no matter why the mission. Hope your shillpost pays for your dirt cookie
>>217228898Even the shooters of the Boston Massacre stood trial
>>217229349Thats great and all Pedro but if armed officers tell you to get out the vehicle. Maybe just do it? Its really not that difficult and it could save your life. Just some friendly advice
>>217229349they seem to be pretty cool with it at the moment anon
>>217229450Maybe set law enforcement to higher standards? I know this is a hard concept for you to grasp with your crippling autism and love of authority
>>217229450and get disappeared? I think she made it out easy
>>217229487Im sorry youre so upset buddy. Im sure the somalians will be ok now. I was only trying to give you some advice
>>217215413When they agreed to kill Adriana. Other notable incidents:>Chrissy arguing about how to handle Jackie Jr. after the card game robbery>Disposing Ralph's corpse and being complicit in Tony killing a made captain>Chrissy doing drugs even after Tony names him his unofficial heir >The sun visor ejaculation>Tony making fun of Chrissy's sobriety>Chrissy seducing the real estate agent Tony wanted to bang>>217216020 pic related
>>217215413The heroin addiction surely
>>217229538I hope your shill cocksucking pedophiles in real life. Have a nice rest of your life when the MAGAfad ends
>>217229476honestly isn't happening enough
>tony's crew pretending to be sad considering how close chris and tony used to be>tony pretending to sad to keep up appearancesfucking brilliant
>>217216281OH SHIT
>>217227209It's funny that Tony being completely ok with Vito was ironically a show of just how immoral he is
>>217215413Chrissy was disillusioned well before the Adriana thing. I’d say it was when Jackie Jr shot up the card game and Tony said he needed to think about what to do
>>217216281"Jerked off" into too many "tissues" in da can
>>217228898Trying to kill federal agents is based but doing it when they're possibly doing the one good thing they've ever done in their existence has me torn
>>217218546>outsmarted by a black 7 year oldThis nigger really was retarded
>>217218781>STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP CRASH>SCHLORP>STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP>*bang*>STOMP STOMP STOMP>car's suspension blows out, both left side tires pop
>>217224265Did he really need to "prank" Tony by hiring this guy to kiss Adriana?
>>217218276based
>>217229517>DisappearedName one (1) instance you fucking retard cocksucker
>>217232390Why does this get you so upset anon
>>217215860Absolutely, a shame it happened so late.
