Modern Simpsons sucks, but it's funny to follow it and watch how absurd the timeline becomes. Homer would now be the same age as the show, and Marge even younger.
It would be interesting to find and examine someone who discovered the Simpsons in the last ten years and became a fan based on modern output.
>>217215427There aren't many millennials with Homer's hair
>>217215427>Homer is now the same age as mejesus
>>217215513maggie was 1 in 1989
>>217215427Who tf is still watching The Simpsons?
>>217215722I don't even think the show gets a million views for the average episode, its probably only around to justify selling merch
>>217215427Is this show still the longest running show in the history of tv?
>>217215695Homer is almost older than Maggie wtf homer he can have sex with Maggie
>>217215427Crazy. When I was a kid I was mildly proud to have finally reached Bart’s age. I never thought the show/world/my life would make it to Homer’s age but I’ve not got much time left before it happens.
>>217215427>Marge Simpson>born 1991>favorite singer: Tom Jones>voted for Jimmy CarterThat’s just lazy
>>217215513It's horrifying right? I don't have a house, or kids or a wife....I don't think I even own my videogames these days.
>>217215489They don't exist...do they?
>>217216022Considering how long the shows been on, it's very possible. Zoomies weren't alive when Family Guy debuted and they've flocked to it.
>>217215427>CTRL F "Sneed">0 results/tv/ is a disgrace
>(Holds plant record for most years worked at an entry-level position.)That's actually really funny.
>>217216279It's a joke from a long time ago though, as is everything mentioned in that bio. All the awards listed are pre-season 12 as is everything in the extracurricular.
>>217215427>Marge>Quirks>Often sleeps naked
>>217215921Kek>>217215840>>217215513I’m 5 years older than Homer, that’s kind of disturbing to realize.
>>217215513>>217215921>>217217631The issue is that Homers life is unrealistic for the current time period. It was the norm for the 70s and 80s but not for anyone now.
>>217215817Why did you have to say it like that, good lord
Mr Burns would be like 140 by now.Grandpa simpson was shows to be like 6 during WWI and would be like 116 today
>>217217807It wasn't even the norm for the 80s. 80s TV shows lied to you, bro.
>>217217004My ex gf used to do that all the time whenever she'd sleep over at my house. Like she'd never bother packing sleeping clothes ever.Even if she had to get up to go to the bathroom, she'd do it butt naked.Dang. Now I just miss her.
>>217218046I hope you burned those sheets after she left.
>>217215921>I don't think I even own my videogames these days.The fuck are you talking about?
>>217215817
>>217217004>>217218046do americans not sleep naked?
>>217218046Don't worry your pretty little head anon, you're a normalfaggot, you'll find another one.
>>217218046I’ve had a couple exes who would do that and it turned out the main reason is they both fetishized being woken up by getting fucked and violated like some sort of sleep-rape kink. It was pretty cool during the honeymoon period like the first year or so but eventually after a good while your brain kind of goes “I’m so used to this, I can do this whenever the hell I want as forcefully as I’d like and it’s fine so eh whatever”
>>217218046Did your sheet stink of piss?
>>217218161yes but usually we deep fry it first
>>217218167Funny because I actually asked her if she would be into me waking her up by me just plapping her. She didn't seem to like it when I suggested it, but as we talked about it, she eventually said "I don't know, maybe". I ended up never doing it because once I'm asleep there's no way in hell I'm waking myself up just to have sex with my sleeping gf.
>holds record for working most years in an entry level positionHe is literally me
>>217215921same as it ever was…
>>217218099>>217218184Do you spergs think a vagina operates like a leaking faucet or do you just think that everyone else has such poor hygiene like you do that would make the concept of sleeping unclothed repulsive and untenable lmao
>>217218230She 100% wanted you to rape her in her sleep. That "maybe" was all she was gonna give you, and even that was pulling teeth because anything more would mean giving up the rape fantasy because she already gave you consent.
it really fell off afterts season 6 episode 5
>>217215722A lot of people. I'll be willing to bet many here do but are afraid to admit it
>>217218331As the anon with the sleep-rape fetish ex gfs, 100% this. If she just came out and said it, it wouldn’t have been as hot to her too. I only found out because I just kinda went for it one night and they loved it and kept telling me how turned on it made them that I just took them and used them. Chicks love to be dominated
>>217218331>>217218461Missed opportunity I guess. In retrospect I should have just stayed up to some ungodly hour until she was in deep sleep, then raped her.I was getting all the sex I wanted in the daytime though so sex while she was asleep barely ever crossed my mind.
>>217218100Digital is technically renting games.
>>217218699Eh I mean I get that and like I said, even that shit gets old eventually, it all does. Just don’t lose your oats and go hog-wild trying that shit with a chick who hasn’t given you the signs, that could be a whole can of worms these days and swing back to bite you in the ass
>>217218746*girlfriendI should clarify, not just any girl lmao I mean I would hope that’s obvious
>>217218397You're not wrong.
>>217218799>>217218397Kek, itwould make make everyones life better if you killed yourself, you samefag all day and will never get any pussy ever
>>217218746I think a small part of me was concerned that if I ever did decide to rape her in her sleep, that she could use that as ammunition against me if shit went south (and considering she's my ex now, it did go south)
>>217218100unless you have the installer on your machine/external storage and the game can run offline, you don't own shit. you "own" a license to connect to a server with the game on it. steam very openly tells you you're only buying license to access the games if you bother to read their terms
I'm older than homer simpson.... wtf bros and I don't even have a family or kids or wife....it's fucking over
>>217218331Alot of women are into this if I wake up horny late at night or can't sleep I just roughly start feeling her up fucking her shove my dick in one of her holes they just jolt awake and get to work cum starved whores
