/tv/ - elvis the king - Television & Film

Anonymous

01/09/26(Fri)00:13:31 No.217219800

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elvis the king

Anonymous
01/09/26(Fri)00:58:32 No.217220522

Anonymous 01/09/26(Fri)00:58:32 No.217220522

>>217219800
I could beat Elvis in every regard in every talent
music acting whatever you name it
looks in 3 months

any man with short women tasting for him is worth nothing whereas tall wins

Anonymous
01/09/26(Fri)01:00:09 No.217220544

Anonymous 01/09/26(Fri)01:00:09 No.217220544

>>217220522
bet you would get blown at a hot-dog eating competition

Anonymous
01/09/26(Fri)01:09:09 No.217220692

Anonymous 01/09/26(Fri)01:09:09 No.217220692

>>217220522
I bet you could suck more cocks then Elvis big boy

Anonymous
01/09/26(Fri)01:11:53 No.217220735

Anonymous 01/09/26(Fri)01:11:53 No.217220735

>>217219800
My favorite girlfriend of all time called me fat Elvis.

Anonymous
01/09/26(Fri)01:13:29 No.217220760

Anonymous 01/09/26(Fri)01:13:29 No.217220760

unironically I think hes one of the few who wouldnt commit at the sight of his legacy

Anonymous
01/09/26(Fri)02:17:59 No.217221880

Anonymous 01/09/26(Fri)02:17:59 No.217221880

thank you thank you very much

Anonymous
01/09/26(Fri)02:19:34 No.217221910

Anonymous 01/09/26(Fri)02:19:34 No.217221910

>>217219800
>you are now redpilled on his lion Skippy

Anonymous
01/09/26(Fri)04:03:46 No.217223278

Anonymous 01/09/26(Fri)04:03:46 No.217223278

Still has the greatest Christmas album of all time

Anonymous
01/09/26(Fri)04:05:18 No.217223290

Anonymous 01/09/26(Fri)04:05:18 No.217223290

>>217219800
he had sex with men

Anonymous
01/09/26(Fri)04:44:33 No.217223683

Anonymous 01/09/26(Fri)04:44:33 No.217223683

>>217223290
verifiably false