Explain this.
The aliens were too kino and audiences weren't ready for it.
>>217220189It's a skull, made of crystal.
>>217220189like that vodka bottle?
>>217220189Lucas was just as merciless at raping his franchises into oblivion as Disney could ever hope to be. He was just shittier at marketing, so he sold everything off to escape the hassle.
>>217220189Recently watched this one and the Dial.Latter is worse, give me alien skulls any day.
>>217220189Crystal skulls were a historical hoax, but the movie made up for it by killing a lot of nazis
Its hilarious how Disney took everything RLM said to heart for Dial of Destiny, and it was worse than anything Lucas or Spielberg ever made
>the fridge scene is stupid!coming from the fans of the exact same franchise that did this:
>>217220189
what happened in the fifth movie? i never watched
>>217220274Startudduh Ruination!
>>217220381RLM are hacks snd failed directors
>>217220381What did the fat old youtube men say, I don't watch them.
>>217220381boba fett is supposed to 36 years old in book of boba fett
>>217220701>the book of boba fett>it's actually a tv show
>>217220189nobody could agree on a good macguffin and speilberg eventually gave in to lucas' insistence on doing this as the macguffin>>217220373>the movie made up for it by killing a lot of nazis*russians>>217220447the fridge scene wasn't even the worst bit would have been fine with just thatthe worst bits are shia with the monkeys, the ants, everything about the chase scene in the jungleand the fact the discussion between indy and the government guys after the fridge scene was 100x more interesting of a premise than the macguffin of the movieI'd fucking kill to have Indy's adventures as a CIA/government asset
>>217220235your kids are gonna love it
>>217220381I doubt Reddit Letter Media has that much influence
>>217220331I disagree. Crystal Skull has some redeeming aspects, more than the Star Wars prequels do. The primary problems with the movie come from Shia Labeouf and the era's CGI. If it had come out a few years earlier or later it would be fine. Ancient Aliens is something that should definitely meld well onto Indiana Jones.It had pretty good actions scenes minus Shia, and Marion coming back was kino. Just needs a little more grit and teeth and to lose Shia and that glowie 2010s CGI. A lot of movies in that period looked terrible.
>>217220643Don't, don't even ask about it.
>>217220867>Ancient Aliens is something that should definitely meld well onto Indiana Jones.the problem is speilberg didn't want to do that at all so the execution isn't aliens at all, it's this half assed interdimensional beings thing that makes no sensecut and dried ancient aliens would have worked much better since there's no real difference between than and the religious macguffins
>>217220643Indy lets 60 million people die by saving Adolf Hitler's life
>>217220381The person who did this pic didn't watch the Obi Wan show.
Raiders > Temple > Crusade > Skull
>>217220381dont really remember them asking for this archetype pictured. whats your point
>>217220867>The primary problems with the movie come from Shia Labeouf and the era's CGI.Wrong. The primary problems are threefold, and none of them are that.1. Indiana Jones had always been about ancient religions. The Cult of Kali, the Holy Grail, the Ark of the Covenant. Pivoting to hard science fiction with aliens was a massive tonal misstep.2. Indiana Jones is too old. The character was the embodiment of masculine adventure. The bull whip, the hat, the cocky attitude, the five o'clock shadow. No one wanted to see geriatric Indiana missing his stunts and being too old to perform anymore.3. Everyone involved with the film shitting on the fans. Spielburg, Lucas, Koepp, all of them really started popularizing the "fuck the fans for not liking it" shit that became the compass Hollywood followed for the next twenty years.
>>217220944I watched about 20 minutes before deleting the torrent honestly, and it seems accurate
>>217220189It's a bigfoot skull
>>217220189It was a lame way of trying to get the real idea of alien quantum connection.
>>217221042>hard science fiction>the crystal skullsyou edited a bad LLM collation of general fan complaints, didn't you
>>217221042>tonal misstepancient aliens fits perfectly. you're just a reddit retard who refuses to accept anything different from his personal head canon. stick to marvel films.
>>217221058Kid Leia is captured (more than once) and Obi Wan rescues her.
>>217220189That will belong to fiddy some day, you know?
>>217221116all rightbut did it ever get any better
>>217221106>>217221115>First Movie: Hebrew Artifact>Second Movie: Hindu Artifact>Third Movie: Christian Artifact>Fourth Movie: Interdimensional Space Aliens!C'mon fags, you're not that stupid. One of these things aren't like the others. The fourth movie could've been the Eye of Ra, or Buddha's Tooth or Solomon's Ring or a million other things. They hadn't so exhausted the ancient religion thing that was his bread and butter that they had to jump to Star Wars / Close Encounters.
>>217221201you said hebrew artifact twiceregardless I agree with this guy >>217220867 that as a straight cut and dried ancient aliens thing it would have meshed a lot better, since often that's just a reinterpretation of religious shitmuch less a 1950's scifi thing inherently than people try to make it though they did intentionally go for that elementbut the execution missed that marklet me know what the LLM replies with
>>217221278>aliens and religion are the same thing, m'sir
>>217221305>LLM is doing nigh-sharty tier strawman replies nowWHATHATHSCIENCEDONE
>>217220189The weirdest part about this was that they specified that these were NOT aliens from another planet. They were interdimensional travellers.Why was this so important, some sort of christcuck issue?
>>217220381>worse than anything Lucas or Spielberg ever madenamely childrens' movies
>>217221370>get dunked on for being a retarded faggot>insists that only GPT is smart enough to own him>thinks this is a winGoddamn anon.
>>217221409>>get dunked onpoor guy, he's completely delusionalyou should become even more visibly tryhard/trollshielding and divergent from the initial outputs you were editing, that'll really disprove it
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>>217221458>4 fingers on one hand, 3 on the otherI see the beetus has ravaged the cringe athiest that doesn't realize he's actually just another theist10/10
>>217221497>did this heckin picture get generated by AI instead of a patreon-funded deviant artist!?>REEEEEEEEEE
>>217221497Kek keep seething
>>217221201First Movie: Archeology digSecond Movie: Archeology digThird Movie: Archeology Treasure HuntFourth Movie: Archeology Treasure HuntFirst Movie starts with Archeology Treasure Hunt and Second Movie starts with the end of of another Archeology Treasure Hunt.Ancient Aliens and Anunnaki are part of the pop culture and myths of archeology just as much as Atlantis and subterranean Saharan Nuclear Reactors. Also Grail is specifically more of an Arthurian thing than a Christian thing.
>>217221528I ctrl+f'd this text, and weirdly this post was the only result, so, whomstever are you quoting? >>217221539?
>>217221559Bitch-cry more
>>217221583>no uI accept your concession.
>>217220486Somalians kek
>>217221589I think this one is just a bot, doesn't seem sentientjust spitting out random common overused "I lost" statementsweird
>>217220826It's been awhile but what did the CIA say to Indy?
>>217221615i think that this onemust truly love sucking cockshis breath smells of dicks
>>217221615>>217221583This nigga deletin his posts LMAO
>>217221637>It's been awhilefor me too, it was these vague allusions to work he had done with/for them in WWII and after, that wasn't the ark stuff>>217221659uhhh you're smelling your own breath there buddy, smell-o-net doesn't exist>>217221685that one was an accident
>>217221659called him a faggot thru haiku lol
>>217220189Apparently, Indiana Jones is either damage control or playing off or both for popular conspiracy theories of the time. This one was dead in the water hullabaloo. The ark of the covenant was the real deal though, look up the work of Ron Wyatt in the 80s and beyond.
god ended up being real in this series and they literally drank from the holy grail, how is aliens really that farfetchedthat being said the aliens were pretty shit
>>217220826the fridge would of been fine if it stayed put, being a fucking solid as shit lead fridge. the flying across the landscape made it retarded, indiana would of been turned into paste inside of it.
>>217222667Interdimensional beings in point of fact
>>217222672I dont give a fuck what you think. I enjoyed that scene.
>>217222693thats fine, some people like hammering their balls with a hammer, nothing i can do to stop themall i can really do is point and laugh, i guess
>>217222723You like to watch them doing that though. You'd need to seek them out, that's not the kind of thing people advertise. You sound like a bit of a fag.
>>217222769why would i need to go anywhere or seek it out. your here.
>>217222798I dont hammer my balls and it wouldn't even occur to me to find such people so I could go and watch them doing it. That sounds very gay.
>>217220189>he doesn't know how to use the 3 crystal skulls
>>217220274ghosts, hwitches, ghouls, UFO's and their inhabitants
>>217220189Too old.
>>217220381>Disney took everything RLM said to heart for Dial of DestinyNo, they said not to do it at all. Their entire critique of Crystal Skull boils down to >Indiana Jones shouldn't be an old guy, this movie shouldn't exist.
>>217220381You can add "depressed" to old
>>217222920okay man. feel feel to stop talking about it anytime
>>217220701No, he was 36 in RotJ.So 41? in BoBF?
>>217220189I actually like the movieI was a dumb kid and all being le Aliens and Jones being kind irrelevant to the plot and LeBoof's chars but why is it considered that terrible? Im nostalgia blinded
>>217223382oh wait I forgot half the show was immediately after RotJ, disregard
>>217223067No, you started talking about it.
>>217222931I GET THAT REFERENCE
>>217220189The last good indiana jones movieNo, the last indiana jones movie
>>217223468:D
>>217221637>what did the CIA say to Indy?Bane?
>>217223383honestly I grew up on the 80s trilogy and still love them, and while the 4th is a step down I still enjoy it from time to time.
>>217223554same, I didnt hate it but not having nazis downgraded it
>>217221115>>217221552retard
>>217222667for the same reason including an anime robot screaming the name of its attacks would be too far fetchedOnly bad settings have no restrictions
>>217220189this belongs in a museum
>>217223475>crystal skull>good
>>217223780not only is it good, but it's also better than temple of doom
>>217220189It's a reference to a Stargate sg-1 episode where Daniel touched the skull and got transfered to another dimension.
>>217220486Imagine someone digging up your skeleton centuries after your death just to write "Chungus" on your (massive) forehead.
>>217220331Crystal Skull is just mediocre. Anybody who points and cries about the fridge scene always conveniently forget indy falling out of a fucking airplane on a dingy.Shia is fine too. The problem is Ford is old and busted and it's just not much fun with an old and busted Indy.
>>217223904Lmao.Let me guess, you also like SW prequels, alien prequels and terminator sequels after 2Indy is the og trilogy. move on
>>217220189The old point and click games had aliens in there and it was fine, what's to explain?
>>217223904My man!
>>217223532>Dr. Jones, I'm CIA
>>217224093>The old point and click gamestotally relevant
>>217220189they were interdimensional demons, so it fits in with the religion mythos. shia was the worst part.
