>be Raymond Barone >Come home after a long day of watching men in spandex grope each other and fight after an egg and then writing about it >Your taller, sexier, cooler brother is mounting your wife on the couch, groaning as he pounds her>Deborah is sweating and oinking like a pig >"I'm your dirty fuckpig Robert, give me that dick, I haven't had real dick since you were here for dinner the other night!" >You feel the tears begin as you are overwhelmed by betrayal and humiliation >Robert smiles before his eyes roll back in his head and he shoots ropes of thick cum in Deborah's womb
was he jewish?
>>217225108I don't think Ray would really care. He was more interested in the kids.
>>217225108Did the reunion come out yet? I can't wait to see what the show would be like without the funny characters. I wonder how they'll handle the kid who killed himself.
>>217227039Robert is still alive and was the best character. He's basically a doomcell 4channer. Someone that has the height and job but still bitches endlessly.
>>217225108A big part of ELR was that despite being 6 ft 8, a police officer, and the older brother; he is divorced and unlucky with all women, including his mother, whereas, Everybody Loves Raymond. Could studying ELR be what saves doompillers?
>>217227747Raymond is 6'2" so he's not exactly a manlet icon.
>literally names the showGODbert
>>217225108>be anon>make this stupid fucking thread>nobody gives a fuck>keep making it in the hopes that anons latch onto itFuck off.
>>217227691>Robert is still alive and was the best characterYeah but most of his humor came from Frank and Marie blatantly favoring Raymond. What are they gonna do now? Have ray's kid shit on him?
>>217228901>Hey Unc, are you fr fucking my mom again no cap skibidi toilet 6 7 heckin' Chungus??
>didn't even include Marie and Frank walking in to make the scene even more chaotic>Didn't even include Robert saying "everybody loves Raymond" at some point 3/10 at best
>>217225961Italian. Almost the same.
>>217228993Fuck you I'm not done with the script yet. I'm going to stich together AI gens and release it as an episode. I still haven't decided what size cock Frank should have, and I'm still working on the Marie/Raymond mommydom scene. Robert's dick is going to be 11 inches though and THICK.
>>217225108gamu?
>>217226897Ray let's anyone fuck his wife (or rather Debra let's everyone fuck her except Ray)
