>get home>see thisWhat do?
>>217226499360 and walk away
>Oh look who decided to come out of his cave! Watch any "kinos" lately anon? *snickers*
sprint outside and call the police. knock on my neighbours doors and ask them to bear witness to whats going on so that i have some backup in a possible court case regarding this breaking and entering.
>>217226499take the chubby one to the bedroom and disregard the others
>>217226499Bitches, stay
Footkino the movie
Perimenopausal women have a really weird, kind of but entirely unpleasant hormonal smell to them. It's like horny ovulating women except extra pungent and rancid. Basically what I'm trying to say here is imagine the smell.
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>>217226499Ask why Scarlett Johansson is hanging out with these literal whos
>>217226499Why they are wearing shoes at home?
>>217226499Do a 1080 kickflip to indy and skate away.
>>217226499Detonate the explosive vest I'm wearing under my clothes
>>217226555Lost it at the 360 brap.
>>217226499>puke>clean up>apologize to scar jo and lick start licking her feet
>>217226499Lick feet.
>>217226499Walk right over doing a striptease walk, unzip to ur imaginary beat, lower pants to dick level, but then teas it by turning around & revealing ur glorious cycling-toned ass, then bend down and fart. Keep the one who doesnt run away.of course it’s kate mckinnon.
>>217226499I've always wanted to hump Kate McKinnon. A sense of humor turns me on.
i will lie on the floor now and you will all please rest your feets on my naked body
Cuddle up to scarjo
>>217226499Does anyone else have a hard time telling Elizabeth Banks and Kate McKinnon apart or am i autistic?
>>217226510180 then moonwalk away. I hate women and crowded couches
>>217226499Inwas going to say take the fat one bc fat bitches will let you do anything, but Kate is probably the freakiest fucking person in 1000 miles, bc you know if theres anything you can even imagine doing with a human body, she’s thought all about it and how to play around with it already.
Grab the leftmost and rightmost ones pussies and use my legs to kick the rest of them out.
>>217226708Not the only one.
>>217226708Well. I’m finally old enough that I don’t know who elizabeth banks is and i don’t even care.
>>217226499Fart in disgust.
>>217226499>:AYO (I'm not black) who do I have to FUCK to get a drink around here?">wink at each woman individually>uppercut every woman who doesn't offer to have sex with meLiterally printing money
>>217226708I often confuse Natalie Portman and Kiera Knightly.
>>217226499fuck jillian and illanaeveryone else (especially kate) goes home without me even looking at them
>>217226499Take the one on the right. Kick out the rest. Call the police if they make noise when they hit the road
>>217226708Kate McKinnon is a homelier, more talented version of Elizabeth Banks.
>>217226499Poo
Have sex with them, I haven't gotten laid in almost a year. The lesbian is also getting it weather she wants it or not.
>>217226547I'm so hard right now
>>217226499kill the 4 Jews and fuck the black one
>>217226499>colorist undertones when "the brown one" is also "the hot one" in a group of white female friends>her looks compensated for her color and granted her entry to the group>when you're aware of this dynamic you start seeing it all the time in real life
>>217226499wonder who these ugly bitches are and if I've entered the wrong home
>>217226499get absolutely fookin hammered and be obnoxious until they all get the fuck out my house
>>217226499from left to right --get outget outmake me a sandwichyou two, clothes off now
>>217226499>cis womenThey can GTFO
>>217226499ask for a drink
>>217226499Line them up and have them compare feet. Take the one with the biggest size to the bedroom
>>217226499I would just dive right into Jillian Bell's crotch.
>>217226499I mean shes almost 50 at this point but Scarjo really let herself go.Kick the Dyke who larped as a kid singer out of the room.Fuck Jillian Bell and Scarjo while the rest watch or just lick my balls and rim me
>>217226708Elizabeth Banks is actually attractive you face blind autist
>>217228241Was that what I think it is?
>>217228361how would I know?
>>217228374is she drinking pee is what I meant?
>>217228397ohnow I understand what you were thinking
>>217226499Ask them where the Asian woman of the friend group is so I can go and fuck her
>>217228241 isnt this that piss drinker, anyone got a name?
>>217226559Her Jewish friends? Because she is Jewish.
>>217228361Her eyes aren't bloodshot so either it's not or she does this so often that it doesn't phase her at all which probably means she is moving onto other things..>>217228417This. Gib sauce?
>>217228438>she does this so often that it doesn't phase herI think it' this. This colour is just too disgusting to be a drink.
>>217226499Ilana is kind of hot for an Israeli
>>217228482Her tits are nice but that face is ugly which is a hot combo.
>>217226499I say "bitches leave." Then when they all get up to leave, I say "not you two" while pointing at Kate and Scarlett.
>>217228482Illana has big titties and that's it. She's an unfunny cunt. I would unironically wife Jillian
>>217226708You are autistic, and probably have a touch of the Downs.
>>217226809So does Liam Neeson.
>>217226499Say "you saved me a seat" then lay across all their laps
>>217228582Head is on Scarjo's lap
>>217228397Yes, it is the key to eternal life. But you have to drink all of your own pee, and only your own pee and nothing else or it loses effectiveness. Has to be right after you pee it so it doesn't ferment.
I'd do a backflip in front of them and offer them a flower. GIGACHAD
>>217228609>he doesn't ferment his own peengmi
>>217228417>isn't this chick drinking piss that piss drinker?Nothing gets past you, anon.
>>217228630The point is to live forever, not get drunk on ammonia.
>>217226499No shoes on the fucking carpet! Where are your god damn manners?
Kill the first one that doesn't vaccume pump all the semen out of my body with one good suck
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>>217226555This is what millions of children are playing left unattended by their negligent parents.
>>217226686And what does she have to do with that?
>>217226499tell that jew bitch to take her socks off
>>217226499Fuck, i want to eat that blonde dyke's pussy so fucking much.
>>217226499I went to a friend's bachelor retreat to a mexican resort a few years ago and met a group of late 30s/early 40s American women at the bar who were on a girls trip. I was drunk and horny so I got to bang one of them that night. Then she got me to hang out with her 4 friends and they made up a sort of schedule where I banged them separately for 3 days straight. It was kino, I even skipped my friend's big bachelor blowout night because I was balls deep in married pussy. What's weird is I get literally 0 pussy back home. But something about a vacations makes women want to fuck the first unremarkable guy they meet
>>217226499Extensive foot worship.
>>217229671no strings attached, very little risk of being found out and meeting the guy later
>>217226499kill the 3 in the middle rape the two on the sides
>>217228361>>217228397>>217228438>>217228481It's tea
>>217226555we need to nuke india
