Troy horse looks way better
>>217228239And the Odyssey one looks like a meme chocolate horse statue a Tik Tok "chef" would make
>>217228239Troy horse looks like it was built from a torn-apart ship. Goydessy horse looks like ReBoot-tier CGI.
>>217228239stupid braindead retard moron dipshit zoomer
>>21722862940 IQ post
>>217228218>TopCool statue>BottomCLEARLY nothing nefarious going on inside that
>>217228218nolan tries so hard to be different
>>217228218literally dropped. this movie looks like ass. the american empire has utterly and completely failed. this is the work of maggots infesting its corpse. because this is so lukewarm, i spew if from my mouth. goodbye.
Bottom works because it's something that the Greeks threw together relatively quickly with spare wood from ships as a ruse. Top is an autistic, painstaking artistic work and inherently far more risky because the Trojans may have noticed its construction
>>217228218Troy looks better than all the shit they make nowadays. Even Avatar.
>>217228218> bottom Last ditch effort slap together in an afternoon because we are at literal war right now. fuck it lets use our boats and trick our enemy > top ?????????
anyone praising a movie with a tranny in it deserves their fate
>>217228218The problem with the top horse is that it's made out of one fucking piece of wood and the absolutely retarded pose. At least have it standing on 3 points ffs.
>>217229446>Top is an autistic, painstaking artistic work and inherently far more risky because the Trojans may have noticed its constructionBut the entire point of the Trojan Horse is it's supposed to be artistic.The entire idea behind it isn't that they gave it to the Trojans as a gift and big ol dummies just said "Sure, nothing to look at there!", the whole thing was a ruse where they made it seem like it was their statue to Poseidon(He's the god of horses) that they left behind in their retreat. It was a 1-2 fold shame because they lost a thing of worship and on top of that by stealing their idol they hoped Poseidon would cruse them as they fled into the sea and drown them, while giving the Trojans favor in turn. It's the only reason they didn't just rip the thing apart, they didn't want to piss off Poseidon, they wanted him to recognize their victory and grant them favor. It's supposed to be artistic.
Today is all about maximum profit over quality.
Never watched Troy. Wont watch Odyssey. Greek epics with American accents is fucked. Should be in Ancient Greek. And im not one of those 100% historical accuracy people. HBO's Odyssey will probably never be topped.
>>217228218bravo nolan's passion for realism has paid dividends once again
>>217228218They did a great job making it look like it was built from scrapped ships. The row of cleats as the mane is fantastic
>>217229592I thought the Trojans viewed it as a gift from Athena?
>>217229592okay but they still slapped it together out of what they had
You guys know that these stories aren’t real, right? It doesn’t make sense because it never fucking happened. Just like Moses never existed. Greeks and Jews are liars.
>>217229626Troy is all bong accents, or at least their best attempt
>>217229626Troy's alrightit's stupid and horribly inaccurate , but it's the 00's fun slop that we don't get anymoremuch like gladiator and pirates of the caribbean(the movie, not the series)won't be watching odessey either thodon't think I've watched a nolan movie since batman
>>217229985another good one: braveheart
>Trojan horseSuch a stupid story, who would fall for that?
>>217229592>It's supposed to be artistic.ok so why does nolan’s horse still look like shit?
>wah! perfidy is a war crime!
>>217228218If Troy was released today you’d all be saying the horse is post-modernist slop
>>217228218you faggots can only see things through a competitive lensit's how I know most of you are autistic
