>>217228663
Hookers.

>>217228663
Learn to talk to girls in high school and lose your virginity before graduation

>>217228663
Insert your penis into at least one vagina while you're 39 or under.

>>217228682
It doesn't count if you pay for it

>>217228663
Have wex

>>217228663
Don't allow a woman with 0 business sense to sell all your iron man figures 10 years before the movie Iron Man comes out.

>>217228663
Don't be American. The women you guys talk about sound monstrous.
t.level 36 wizard

>>217228663
Where's the remake, "The 40-Year Old Guy Who Hasn't Had Sex in Years"?

>>217228697
Honestly this. I had more sex in hughschool than in the 20 years since.

>>217228729
>10 years?
40 year old virgin - 2005
Iron Man - 2008

>>217228713
Turn on the news, international law is a thing of the past.

>>217228663
Avoid?
Anon, I would do anything to have his life.

>>217228663
Alcohol.

>>217228745
This
People treat you like a virgin if you don't have sex for a few months now

>>217228769
Go whore your political shit on pol. We are all sick of the narratives and propaganda

>>217228766
Marriage>
Pre marriage 30s>
High school>
College>
20s
That's how it worked for me. Marry a girl in her 20s in your 30s, that's my best advice

>>217228682
i'm an ugly scary looking retard with a huge dick. i wish i could hire a prostitute and go full throttle, i'm afraid either she won't be able to let me or i will hurt her and it being a waste of time and money, or getting addicted to it. it's not easy around here though unless you live in a big city.

>>217228768
iron man was 2008?
jesus i'm old.
but at least no woman who runs a "the we sell your stuff ebay store" is getting her paws on my action figures.

>>217228812
>tfw 30 and my gf is 23
I won

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>>217228663
Seriously, what happened between the 2010s and now that just completely destroyed any chance of most guys ever getting pussy? I don't remember it being this bad when I was in high school.

>>217228815
>i'm an ugly scary looking retard with a huge dick
Download Feeld and put this as your bio. Post results.

>>217228792
I honestly wish I could have my virginity back. Gave it to some fat married whore who was 31 when I was 20 years old and regretted it ever since.

>>217228850
You are exclusively interacting with losers now, your sample size is heavily skewed.

>>217228663
Drop everything and just hit on as many girls as it takes until you get laid.

>>217228889
>You are exclusively interacting with losers now
I *do* browse /tv/ a lot

>>217228850
It was always this way anon. It's a psyop to believe otherwise. Also the crash that made it impossible to buy a house.

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>>217228797
What a weird emotional overreaction.
>It doesn't count if you pay for it

This is no longer enforced in 2026, as boundaries blur even further both from the whore end and the gf end.

What worked for me was befriending an attractive guy that had the same interests as me, which got me laid a bunch of times just by being there beside him

>>217228866
The first bang is the worst bang, brah. Just get it over and done with.

>>217228919
entourage was a documentary

>>217228858
way to much anxiety to go on dating apps, but yes. visually i look like a criminal druggie despite being a gigantic pussy who wouldn't hurt a fly, and i don't want to accidentally hurt someone in a hookup and ruin the entire experience because i don't want to go slow. i wish i looked like a regular guy and not a rape orc. i guess if the girl was confirmed a size queen who actually has been with 8" guys with big girth and not guys lying to claim my size but are actually average or a little above. to women i probably look scary and like too much effort naked.

>>217228914
>Figure who blurred the boundaries no longer exists
>Trump has had his ability to deploy the national guard and to start wars without senate approval cut
How is Cope City this time of year?

>>217228912
Africans living in mud huts have 6 kids. Not being able to afford a home can't be the reason.

>>217228971
>Words words words
We know you have a gross face. It doesn't matter if you are packing a foot long women are biologically driven to stay away from you. Men too.

>>217229018
Standards of living are higher for western women. I remember growing up it was still expected for the man to be the sole breadwinner. After 2008 this became impossible but the expectation never changed. It's why things are a mess now.

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>>217228663
just 8 years more for me, i cannot imagine myself being intimate with someone, it seems like a joke

>>217228919
Ass by proxy is one way as you are manipulating your value of social worth. In the 90's attractive women used to always have a gay friend, I found out if you were his straight supportive friend you could sleep with all his female friends and not have to deal with sloppy seconds. The downside being you have to reject advances of the gay once in awhie, be vigilant. But fag hags are rare nowadays, straight women stopped hanging around gay guys once they turned to trannies.

>>217229034
yeah i know. extremely masculine = gross nowadays. i have a face and body that should have been raping and pillaging rival tribes thousands of years ago. i don't fit in anywhere.

>>217228815
Take the Peter North shot

>>217228713
this, you have to pay for dinner and status cues, not directly you incel

>>217229018
In the west if you build yourself a mud hut somewhere it'll get bulldozed. Often even if you own the land it's built on.

>>217228828
Same age gap as me and my wife, it's a winning formula

>>217229108
>Extreme masculinity
Anon you admitted you looked like an ogre. Extreme masculinity Is looking like chad.

>>217229118
This. But also decide if you can handle having to take an aids test once a 3 months. Waiting in some clinic wondering wether you ruined your life or not.

>>217228663
if you're over 30 the only way to avoid that is a one time lead injection applied directly to the forehead

>>217229152
i don't know just imagine an indigenous druggie with white skin. i'm not attractive either way. big brow bone, big nose, high cheekbones and wide and huge jawline with a big midface and deep set small eyes. i absolutely fucking intimidate people despite being a pussy.

The mods really need to start banning people that post this image. This shit needs to stop.

>>217228663
If you forget what sex feels like does that make you a virgin again?

>>217228663
>Focus on your career,get a hobby, become involved in community activities and at the end of the day,if you have any energy left,find a quiet place and yank it like a monkey in a mango tree

>>217229204
People probably think you make and use your own meth by that description. Honestly maybe the "film star" life is for youm just don't get aids. Or monkeypox which might be even worse. Or both.

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>>217228663
Unironically, lower your standards. Not even saying it's a good thing, but if SOME women are willing to fuck a 4/10 autist with no valuable skills like me, there is a woman out there that is willing to fuck you.

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>30 years old
I've kissed some girls from time to time but it was never with anyone that I actually gave a shit about

As gay as it sounds I also think that if I ever get intimate with someone I'd probably start crying like a pussy since I've never had someone care about me that way and it often makes me nearly tear up just seriously contemplating how fucked I am socially at this point to have gone 30 years and never had a girlfriend in any capacity.

I'm sure this sounds like a cope but most people say I'm very outward and seem normal but nobody seems to have clocked on that I'm a virgin since my early 20's.

The weird shit with age gap gating is also really somewhat stressing me out too since it blocks off a massive chunk of the dating market unless you're willing to roll the dice on being called a creep or vanned for hitting on 21 year olds.

>>217229244
>Honestly maybe the "film star" life is for youm
maybe if i could find a girl to do pov stuff but even then it would probably still be distracting and weird on my frame. it's supposed to be on a tall and wide 6'3"+ ripped dude, not a skinny 5'11" ectomorph.

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>>217229344
>As gay as it sounds I also think that if I ever get intimate with someone I'd probably start crying like a pussy
same brother

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Reminder that in 2005 this dude being a 22-year old virgin was so comically pathetic they cracked jokes about it in To Catch a Predator.

>>217229456
It was a different time.

>>217229456
it's weird how nowadays girls losing their virginity at 15 is seen as normal but at the same time guys being virgins at 25 is seen as normal too

>>217228663
Hook up with the girl you're RPing with in porn site chat.

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I went to some dates back in college in my early to mid-20s. I never could figure out how to progress from talking to women into touching a woman, never mind any romantic talking. I just kinda gave up and thought I would try again later. Then I did not try again until my mid-30s (now), and it feels impossible to enter dating now with zero prior experience. I would not know what to do anyways even if I got to a date. Getting to the first base with a woman is still a mystery to me, and I would probably be a subpar boyfriend too. It just feels like I should get insanely lucky to even find a woman who would put up with both intimacy and relationship stumbles of a completely inexperienced man of my age.
I really regret not trying harder to get a girlfriend when I was in high school and college, I was generally more social back then too than I am nowadays.

I just started moving around the world. I realized women in the US simply don’t like guys like me. Luckily Thai women do. I found my wife now and we fuck lots.

>>217228663
Where is the 50-year-old virgin sequel or reboot? Starring Paul Rudd.

>>217229204
uh huh...

>>217229703
go for inexperienced women so you're on equal footing with them
inb4 anons start claiming it's impossible for women to be inexperienced and there's no such thing as a female loser

>>217229943
I would love to, just got to figure out where to meet them. I do keep fantasizing I could have chance meeting in some event or through friends, but all the nerdy women and their friends I know are taken, and I would probably just come across as an awkward creep if I actually tried cold approaching a stranger.

>>217229943
The problem is even the nastiest land whales can easily get laid. There is no equal footing

>>217228697
I just turned 30 but I'm going to take this advice for now on, thanks

>>217229849
if dick size = easy sex i wouldn't be a wizard. you need to be good looking too else women aren't going to want to interact with you. a handsome white chad with an average dick has a double digit body count while i intimidate people at first glance.

>>217229344
It's really bullshit that being a non-virgin is a baseline assumption made about everyone post-high school. For all you know, women around you very likely assumed that you're a pro-active "go getter" and got dissuaded from trying to make a move on you first because they just assume you'd go out of your way to pursue them, because surely, you'd have experience right?

>>217228663
kill yourself before you turn 40, duh

Socialize and bang any chick that shows interest.

>>217230339
You're welcome, but if you didn't do it in high school your 30s are your next best bet. You should be living alone and have a job and you should be hitting on 25 year olds who live with 4 roomates
>>217230410
Dick size only comes into play when keeping a girl

>>217228919
That sounds pretty gay.

>>217228663
Die at 39. Checkmate.

I would have been a virgin until death if it wasn't for hookers and asian women. I'm short for a northern european and coupled with the fact that I'm a spergy high-iq-type that doesn't like to drink it was really over before it began. I realized how over it was when I was 20 so I travelled to asia to bang hookers, and there I noticed that the non-hookers actually liked me. They are WAY more acceptant of nerds over there.

>>217228663
Go to Germany or Sweden, pretend to be somali and attack a woman in the middle of the night. Even if you DO get prosecuted they’ll give you a slap on the wrist and you’ll be out to do it all over again by noon.

>>217230461
>Dick size only comes into play when keeping a girl
yep. else my obvious huge bulge would have got me laid a long time ago, i think people even knew how big i was in HS cause of sports and nobody cared besides them knowing i was probably one of the biggest guys in school. shits completely irrelevant otherwise.

>>217228663
After a certain point, it's not even fun anymore unless she's hot as fuck and super into you. A rare combination.

>>217228663
Nothing. If you haven't lost it by the time you graduate high school (assuming you do), it's over.

>>217229943
Your lampshade doesn't work on me. There are no inexperienced women, and there is no such thing as a female loser.

>>217228858
>Feeld
Not him but what a fucking disappointment of an app. My good friend's fiancee suggested that I download it, apparently the two of them met on there. It turns out that my good friend and his fiancee were the ONLY hot people on that entire app. It was the least attractive range of people I've ever seen in my life, all "please help me cheat on my husband" "please whip me" I don't want to cuck your man or whip you people. Eww! Ech!
When I was a kid I thought fetishists would be, like, hot vampire types. No, they're detritus. Ain't life disappointing.

>>217230499
Because white dudes have big cocks, Asians are actually horny, and Asian men are also effeminate.

>>217230588
being a bull in a cuck thing sounds fucking awful. you gotta be a psycho to enjoy that, it's genuinely fucking weird.

>>217228815
There’s an ugly lady out there for you don’t lose hope. If you have financial success you can pull attractive woman no matter how busted you look.

>>217230837
you've seen men do worse to get pussy though, haven't you?

As an old fuck of 42, I can see how you guys have issues now, but up to 2020, it was never easier to get laid. Seriously, chicks are whores who like dick and will jump on dick. I'm married, but if I had access to that kind of pussy in my day, I'd probably be dying of some std today

>>217228889
tbf all my friends got their fiancees/wives/gfs all the way back in hs and other ones are forever alones some probably are virgins
t. 28 yo zoomer

>>217228663
I'm 26, I don't know if I'll be strong enough to suffer 14 more years of this hell.

I'm gonna be him in 4 months, 0 fucks given
I was moneymaxxing the last 10 years and alcoholism killed my libido. I have a mortgage free apartment and a house, pretty much set up for life.

Recovering from booze now, next thing I do will be lifting and if I can bang some hookers along the way its all good for me. If not, this is my life and I can just coast along until its time, I'm well used to it.

>>217230923
I've made similar notice, except that pretty much 100% of my married friends met their significant others in university.

>>217230873
i guess. i'm already a fuckup, but i should try to do something this year in terms of bettering my life. just need to find a woman with a rape orc fetish.

>>217230875
being used for your size just sounds really dehumanizing.

>>217230873
"Financial success" has experience such a massive inflation in recent years that just being a homeowner with investment might as well be a broke boy. Especially zoomer girls can have utterly delusional ideas of what kind of six figure salaries are "average" for a man.

look I'm also a kissless virgin in my 30s, but we dont have to have this thread every 12 damn hours here

Embrace it anon.
Get some land, a home, and start a garden.
Occasionally hire an escort.
Live a full content life like bilbo baggins.

>>217230873
>If you have financial success you can pull attractive woman no matter how busted you look.
Eh. I'm 29 years old making 140,000, own my condo and car outright, and never had sex in my life. It's not like people can tell, nor would I want them to. (What if a woman pretended to like me but was after my gold?) I know that some people buy rolexes and gold chains and shit, but that's so tacky, isn't it? Think less of people who flash cash to try and get laid, and always assumed that most of them were secretly in debt anyway. "Money talks, wealth whispers".
Inb4 "that's not financial success" yeah it is, I can't imaging wanting anything more than already have. Except a gf lol

>>217230873
KEK

autism and a lack of confidence is unironically a worse curse than being short/ugly/poor etc.

>tfw 6'2 and fairly handsome
>almost nothing but positive interactions with women, get smiled at constantly and have even been hit on a few times, could almost certainly pull if I didn't have the tism
>i'm such a self loathing neurotic sperg that I can never take things further and always stutter and the idea of flirting is completely uncharted waters

women still expect the guy to have the confidence to do the initiating and having flirting skills and that's something I just don't have and will probably never have.

even if i'm decently attractive pretty much any woman who got to know me would probably be immediately turned off by my weird personality and interests

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Why haven’t you taken the Philippill? They LIKE out of shape 5’7 nerds with no sexual experience

>>217231728
It feels like 99% of likes I get on Bumble come from third world women in passport mode.

>>217231791
>Passport mode
The biggest risk here is that they’re secretly already partnered and will replace you after going through the spousal process. Fortunately, more of that is being caught these days.
Apart from that, though, why do you care if your appeal to them includes your citizenship? Women are inherently very pragmatic. They want a man with prospects first, then companionship after stability is assured. You being American or from a 1st world country puts you at the 99th percentile of all the men they can theoretically get. Would you want the potential life partner and mother of your children to be motivated by irrational goals you can’t fulfill?

>>217231728
i don't want manlet sons with tiny dicks.

>>217231883
Then don’t be a loser incel who can’t get women

>>217228663
Have sex

>>217231915
i deserve a white woman thobeit.

>>217231883
right, you'd prefer bigger meatier ones, you fucking queer

>>217228663
Ask didi

>>217231952
>not wanting chad sons with huge cocks
you get your size primarily from your mother's dna. this is a fact. it's a mix but it's usually primarily test exposure in the womb and the mother's genetics. if you fuck a tiny asain you're potentially dooming your son to life as a manlet dicklet. irrelevant if it's a daughter but why would any self respecting man want daughters.

>>217228663
Rope

>>217231923
Nope, not gonna do it....MMMMM

>>217229152
Most chads have feminine and masculine features

>>217229311
you say that as if standards are something you consciously choose. standards are just what i find attractive. there's no point in having sex if it's with someone i'm not attracted to. if i have to fantasize that she's someone else to get hard for her why bother, especially when you have to jump through a bunch of social hoops even for unattractive females.

>>217232156
people don't get this. if you have zero feminine features to compliment the masculinity you just look scary to women, like you should be on the frontline of a war or defending a village. that and the fact that i'm above 6ft in shoes apparently.

>>217228709
This seems fake

>>217228713
You always pay for it

>>217228919
This works. Mix it with bringing a visible engagement ring to the bar/club and you turn into a pussy magnet

>>217228663
don't be a schizoid (whoops! failed that life check)

>>217230508
Lel. At least Germany has brothels

>>217228850
1. smartphones
2. social media
3. giving infinite indians access to the internet

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>>217229734
What do you look like?

>>217228663
Don't have autism. I'm more attractive than most people my age (early thirties) and I've never have sex because I have autism. It's weird knowing that there are people of all ages who have a higher existential experience of life than I ever will. Stupid people, ugly people, old people, kids, dogs, bugs, plants - these things have all experienced pleasure on a level that I can't understand. It's causing me to gradually go more insane and become more reckless and self destructive because I can't life knowing that. I think that within five years I will have died, and I'm glad about this. I feel like there's constantly a knife stuck in my chest being turned slowly. It's physically painful being in this situation. It's also devastating and humiliating psychologically. It's a surreal, abstract kind of pain that's almost comical in a creepy, depressing kind of way. I don't even want to be awake, I want to sleep constantly so that I don't have to think about it. It's all I ever think about now.

>>217231728

>>217231728
Even as a (nearly) 40 year old virgin I have too much dignity for that

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>>217228850
dunno anon. Always been omega so I cant relate to the nowadays and the good old days. Infact, thanks to that Im weirdly ok with my life now, I get some ups and dont expect much

I don't have autism but I was so fucking weird in middle school/high school that my parents had me tested to be sure, which is still a sign of something. I vividly remember realizing at age 13 or 14 that no woman would ever want me and didn't have a single libidinous thought for years. The first time I masturbated was age 22 and it was just out of curiosity. I am pretty sure something inside of me is deeply broken.

I did somehow stumble into getting a gf a couple years ago but I couldn't deal with her bullshit for too long. I'm turning 28 this week and feel lost.

>>217228850
i'm 33 and it was equally as hard for me to socialize with women in HS because i am fucking ugly and neurotic.

>>217234685
I'm just like you but I fear I might live to be a very old man. I seem to be quite healthy physically. I should have just pulled the trigger 15 years ago when I had my gun in my mouth.

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>Dated a girl for two weeks when I was 15
>Turned 29 without touching a girl since then

>>217234874

Be glad, you might have ended up like triston wilson or any other person that tried to shoot themselves and lived. Seriously, death by gunshot seems like the worst way to attempt it if you come out blind and mutilated at the end.

Stop making the same shitty thread over and over again you worthless fucking loser. Tired of seeing that faggot Steve Carrel's face just because you're a waste of oxygen.

>>217234685
I think there's plenty of dating routes for autistic people, internet forums and perhaps even apps. If you're indeed good-looking and have good qualities, I think through some work maybe you'd find a partner. Autistic people are somewhat popular through shows like "Dating on the Spectrum" and those savant autistic lawyer/doctor shows. You could certainly try, but you have to work on your self-esteem. You cannot love others if you cannot love thyself.

I get it though, I'm somewhat handsome, fit and take care of myself. I have ADHD and anxiety disorder, I drop my spaghetti quite often and have a hard time in social situations. I'm terrible in relationships so I practically avoid them. I've had a few girlfriends, but I'm just not a good partner. I hope I find someone though, but it requires a lot of trial and error that I'm not ready for.

You have to get lucky in high school and lose your virginity before 19 at the latest, lest you always be nervous around women and feel like a loser and nerd because you missed out on something that came naturally to everyone else

>>217234894
Nah, I did mb research and bought hollow point rounds for my .45. It would have worked, but I made my choice. Spent my adult life taking care of elder family that lived more fulfilling lives than I ever did, and I don't know why and no one ever noticed.

>>217234912
It depends on how that persons autism manifests. People just find me off putting or threatening and I cant connect. Plus the need to mask means nobody knows or sees the real me.

>>217234853
How did you get a girlfriend?

>>217234853
>The first time I masturbated was age 22
yeah you're a freak. near every other man learns how good touching their pp feels very, very young. well before you can cum. just from exploring their body.

>>217229734
Thats why im trying to get the hell out of america and go to japan. My friends and family keep trying to discourage me from doing it but i feel like it could work. If not, then a loaded shotgun is on the menu for me.

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>>217228663
put benis in bagina tbqhwyf

>>217235216
>that's why i'm trying to get the hell out of a late stage capitalism shithole circling the drain to escape to a..... other late stage capitalism shithole circling the drain: fancy asian flavor
okay bud. whatever works.

>>217234912
>You cannot love others if you cannot love thyself.
I've never believed this. I feel like I could love someone who doesn't love themself. I feel like love by its nature is something you have for others, not yourself. I'm already fairly narcissistic deep down anyway.

>>217235062
You have to be straight forward, also I'm quite certain that you think that people find you more off-putting than they actually do. Try to find some places where autistic people date, you can try normal dating routes, but I suggest something for neurodivergent people. There are plenty of autistic gals and also normal women who are interested in autistic men. You have nothing to lose

>>217235248
I don't know, I think he is right; women have been attracted to me but I can't believe it would persist if they got to know me and otherwise and I find the idea of someone being attracted to my naked body strange and uncomfortable.

>>217235263
>There are plenty of autistic gals and also normal women who are interested in autistic men.
Where? I have no idea where autistic people date.

>>217235248
If you have bad self-esteem, it leads to jealousy, anger issues, poor emotion regulation etc. If you do not appreciate yourself, it manifests itself in many negative ways which will reflect on your partner. It has been studied in psychology in various ways, that's why it's such a common phrase, even an ancient one. Mentioned in the Bible.

>>217235263
I appreciate what you are saying but you haven't lived my life. I'd tell you more, but I'm phone posting.

>>217228828
imagine living through your 20s and then just marrying a 20 year old

i mean surely you have some 23 year old memories. do you remember what you guys were doing back then?

im not against the age gap but 23 is still college age, you're fucked dude

>>217235332
Look online, ask ChatGPT.

>>217235162
Someone from work who was infatuated with me. One year she even wrote me a birthday card saying "i luv u <3" etc. and I didn't take the hint. Finally I asked her out. Cue two months of unpleasantness. She had way too many mental issues for me or her to handle and I told her I was done. I learned a lot from that though, kind of glad I got that experience even though it was disastrous.
>>217235213
Is it really that unusual? It really never seemed that important to me. I like beautiful naked women but only from a distance, sex is sort of abstract to me.

>>217235308
>I find the idea of someone being attracted to my naked body strange and uncomfortable.
I've felt the same way for a long time but at this point the torment of not knowing what sex feels like is worse than being seen naked by a women who's probably seen tons of ugly naked men before anyway. My ego has been completely destroyed by this situation so it would really be nothing for me now. I can't even imagine trying to be cool or sexy if I were to have sex because sex is so important to me I wouldn't even be able to act at all, I'd probably turn into some kind of human-shaped dog.

>>217228663
Luckily I lost my virginity at 21 to a cute chick that I actually liked. But now I’m an old man and can’t imagine ever doing that again.

>>217235374
How did you ask her out? Like what did you actually say? I'm so lost I don't even know how I would verbalize wanting to date a woman. I already talk like English isn't my first language anyway (it is but my autism makes me sound ESL.)

>>217228663
prostitution

>>217235337
I haven't indeed and not trying to come off as some who understands you, all I'm saying that I'm quite certain that there are people who are worse than you and they've found partners. I hope you try at least, trying is a virtue.

>>217235336
Yeah, but I'm like this largely due to the fact that I've never been in a relationship. It's like saying you have to stop being dehydrated in order to get water.

>>217228663
I want to get a GF before Valentine’s Day. Is it possible bros?

>>217235439
I remember having thoughts like this a long time ago, but weeks turned to months, months turned to years, and it never happened. And so many people have fucked in all the long years I've been trying to get one girlfriend and failed. It feels so abstract.

>>217235374
>Is it really that unusual?
yes. the vast majority of men find out fapping feels good very young. probably like 1% or less of men are like you. could be genuine asexuality.

>>217235439
Of course

>>217235427
Never tried, never wanted anyone, but I realize how empty and pointless it makes life. Knowing that worse and far more overtly dysfunctional people than myself still experience love and affection just makes me feel strange. I can't quite understand it.

>>217235438
In some cultures it's quite common that people haven't been in a relationships before they marry. Heck, it's somewhat common nowadays that people haven't even had sex before their 30s in the Western cultures. You have to find a way to get over the pressure you put on yourself for never being in a relationship. Understand why you haven't been and why that's okay, if possible.

>>217235501
I'm not sure about your situation, but it could be the amount of effort you have put in versus what they put. Or that your qualities are so, that it requires much more effort which you haven't put in yet. Just be yourself, try to be out there actively, if it doesn't work out, well at least you tried.

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>>217235407
You gotta understand that she was actively pursuing me in person and over text. I didn't have to do any "work" to get her attention or interest. I just said hey, you want to grab something to eat after work? and she said okay. From that point on every single outing of ours was the most autistic shit ever, basically just staring at each other dinner with barely any conversation, but she was all into me so she didn't mind. But again, she was actually batshit nuts.
>>217235482
Aw, shit.

>>217228663
Be attractive and tall.

>>217229943
I can't be attracted to femcels because they act like I owe them sex in a way that is really offensive because I feel like women have been projecting their own bullshit onto us my whole life.

>be khhv throughout high school
>freshman year of college a girl way out of my league sits down next to me in the lecture hall
>start sweating bullets
>she starts a conversation with me and I'm just trying not to spill spaghetti everywhere
>second day she gives me her phone number and says we should "study and do homework together"
>later that night she sends texts explicitly saying she wants to get fucked
>no idea how to respond, try to keep cool
>meet up with her the next day and lose my virginity (I made sure to jerk off before so I wouldn't bust instantly)
>we fuck regularly for three months despite her having a boyfriend going to an out of state school
>after three months she ghosts me and never talks to me again
>this was 15 years ago and I haven't been intimate with a woman since

>>217236803
I lost my virginity in almost the exact same way. The girl was diagnosed bipolar on a bunch of medications but I dated her for 2 years. I met her one time in a dorm and gave her my number and she texted me to come over and have sex with her. It was incredible

>>217230441
Come on, pal

>>217228709
Instructions unclear, dick stuck in fan

>>217236803
chicks are crazy
i had a girl roommate (who was dating someone) way out of my league crawl into my bed and rubbed noses with me. less than 45 mins later i was jerking off on her big tits

>>217235347
>muh Jew scam age
Bro can do what he wants as long as he treats her right.

>>217228663
Which aspect of his fate should be avoided? Reaching 40 untouched? Or how he ended up?

>>217228663
literally have sex
spoilers it's not much better than masturbating

>>217228713
Incel

>>217228663
have sex

>>217228713
Paying for dinner is paying for it

I tried dating in my 20s but didn't work.
How do you even make friends when you're 37?
All my colleagues are married males and very young dudes.

>>217235332
That's because they don't. By "autistic" he means self-diagnosed, "quirky" women who "aren't like the other girls." There is no female equivalent to the kind of guys who use 4chan.

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I'm 40 years old. I'm not a virgin but all of my sex happened between the ages of 16 and 25 and I've pretty much given up sex entirely since then. I still jerk off almost every night and I am content with that. I just don't enjoy the company of women really and all of the work that it takes to get to sex happening. Sex itself, I enjoy but it's just a short space of bliss that is over before you know it and then I just want to be anywhere but there with some bitch I have nothing in common with.

Any names for this phenomenon?

Been ages since I saw this movie, but didn't he live a happy and fulfilling life, and it all fall apart when they made him get a GF or whatever?

>>217228663
just be charming and handsome and dont speak out loud your chuddy MAGA politics in front of women, its just that easy CHUDS! (being a nepo rich kid whos dad bought you a fancy car helps too)

>>217238376
Autism, child of divorce

>>217238376
i shoulda had sex when i was in high school. back then i had friends and girls talked to me and i had chances i didnt jump on. once i became an adult i somehow lost the ability to make friends and became an introvert and basically became a recluse who never talks to anyone i dont know what happened but once in got in my 20s some switch went off and basically turned me into an anti-social borderline non-verbal autist

Just naturally fuck a girl in your Friend Circle bro. As we all know, everyone has a large Friend Circle with multiple single women in it, and you'll just automatically fuck one of them or something

>>217238701
true.

>>217238701
being a NEET shut-in, you dont meet a lot of people (thats my excuse anyway)

>>217228663
I'm 28 years old turning 29, never had sex, never had a girl put any sort of effort in talking to me which in turn makes it more difficult for me

I attribute everything to being ugly and getting told how ugly I was since I was a little kid, everything else (the spergyness, autism, etc) is secondary, if I was good looking none of that would matter

>>217238720
>>217238721
>>217238701
NTA but it was irony.

If you go past 30 a virgin it's over. There's something deeply psychologically/neurologically wrong with you. If you can't at the very least have the drive and courage to just a hire a prostitute at that age it's never going to happen

>>217238756
I'm pretty sure it's literally autism and if you don't have it, things come more naturally. Personally I have no visualized path and not even a great desire. There are some cute girls close to my age at work but I can't imagine something happening with them or how.

>>217238756
True enough. Your only chance as an uggo is to become the class clown early on and start training your charisma stat. It's what got me through and kept me from ending up like you. Of course, I've got my own problems.

Most virgins are virgins by choice, even if they won't admit it. You actively avoid women. You turn up your nose at the opportunities life throws your way. You decline, you refuse, you run away from it. And if you're really that desperate, why not just get a hooker, which is easier than ever these day?.

>B-but it doesn't count if you do it with a prozzie. I read that on my incel forum

Doesn't count? Then what does count? There's always something "transactional" in a relationship, something not entirely pure.

>>217238823
I'm not risking months in prison to get my dick wet, especially not after my sex drive basically disappeared at 25.

>>217238756
My jobless autistic retard cousin that looks like a skeleton with rat facial features and horrific facial hair that doesn't comb his hair or take care of any part of his body had sex and got some ugly native chick pregnant at 25. He also has naked anime girl bumper stickers and blasts vtuber Nightcore song mixes in his car. Oh yeah and he also wears naked anime girl graphic tshirts, Godzilla apparel, and IT the clown merchandise. He also will just turn on YouTube videos on his phone with the speakers at full volume while at family outings or dinner.

If this genuine actual autistic sperg can do it then I think you're just not applying yourself in any way shape or form.

>>217238853
>You turn up your nose at the opportunities life throws your way. You decline, you refuse, you run away from it.
No, this did not happen. Not sure why it makes you, le sex having Chad so insecure.

>>217228663
my dicks so small i dont think i can physically have sex even if i wanted to, maybe i should just troon out and become a woman, my dick so micro it may as well be a vagina

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>>217238871
How many jobless autists did you interview for this study? What percentage were virgins?

>>217238906
Have you measured your dong?

>>217228663
What if you turn like that, what is the matter

>>217238896
I'm not a sex having Chad, nor have I ever been. I discuss long-term virginity from an insider's point of view, being an archmage myself. And I know that most people in this "community," if we can call it that, are only suffering because of their own laziness and apathy. We're not making the effort.

>>217238951
you seen farva naked in super troopers? its basically that on a good day

>>217238871
>his car
So he has a car

>>217238854
Like I said, there is something severely wrong with you to not have a sex drive at 25. Nobody is going to prison for getting a hooker, especially if you have a clean record, you could go somewhere it's legal anyway. You just never wanted it enough

>>217238977
Can you answer the fucking question, retard? What opportunity? Are you just lacking in self-awareness and thought some girl totally wanted the D based on nothing?

>>217228663
Be over 6'3 and handsome OR have an accurate understanding of your level of attractiveness and don't obsess on Stacy when you should be fucking Agatha.

>>217238993
His mom pays for the insurance.
It's technically my grandmother's but she doesn't drive any more.

>>217239019
He did answer your question. Most guys are virgins because they have unrealistic standards when it comes to opportunities for sex. It's the other side of the coin as to why foids aren't in relationships.

>>217238853
There's no reason to fuck ugly women when you can jrk off to perfection on the internet

>>217238950
If you're worse than that then I'm genuinely sorry for you. But I feel like you have too much self awareness to be so disgusting and weird.

>>217238977
>And I know that most people in this "community," if we can call it that, are only suffering because of their own laziness and apathy. We're not making the effort
This is largely true. You really have to overcome your fear of rejection or whatever mental block you have. You have to realize that if you want to experience sex or having a gf or whatever you actually have to put yourself out there, talk to women, be comfortable around them and so forth. It's not just gonna fall into your lap believe it or not.

>>217239052
It's because zoomer men have gotten mind raped by porn since they were 10>>217239060

>>217239065
You're just a fucking idiot then, huh? You genuinely don't understand the fallacy you're committing. I guess we have at least established that mental retardation is no hindrance to fucking a cunt.

>>217239105
Sorry the Godzilla shirts aren't working out for you. Maybe you should switch it up and wear some Sakura Miko merch

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>finally get autistic e-gf (real girl) that is crazy about me and wants to be my sugar mommy and has only slept with 6 dudes
>watch movies together all the time, watch all the ghibli movies and hunger games etc
>she's an insufferable liberal with the most basic bitch amazon prime political opinons

>>217239125
I like how you try to "logically argue" for like 2 minutes and then immediately resort to "bullying" on a fucking anonymous 18+ imageboard. Are you actually 12 years old?

the last time I had sex was so long ago I regained my virginity

>>217239002
In this country you do go to prison or at least get a suspended sentence for trying to buy a prostitute, yes. You are not the center of the universe. Even if this was not the case, I would, again, not risk getting fired and becoming unemployable to get my penis inside a hole. Can you understand this?

>>217239163
Yeah it's pretty funny to bully you because you're a total bitch. You're such a genuine complete loser in my mind that I have zero respect for you, and that makes it funnier.

>>217238979
Yeah I have I love that movie

Maybe don't be on here Friday night

by talking to people and not being weird, both hard for me to do for some reason

>>217239219
Let me guess, I should go to a bar and cold approach random women? Please, I need a good laugh, say that unironically.

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Jonah should reprise his role a take on the 40 yr old virgin mantle

>>217238906
At least you have that excuse, it's a thousand times worse to have a normal or good sized dick and be a virgin, because you have the tool but can't use it

>>217239024
The truth is not even Agatha would want you

The thing is that non-autists don't believe that socializing could not come naturally to someone. If you tell a normgroid that you started a new job, or went to university and did not make 5 friends on the first day, in their head (if they have internal monologue) they will accuse you of lying to them.

Also, this is why PUA shit exists. If those people were not conciously playing those games and memorizing routines, they would just be alone. It really is just cruel how they're made fun of. So if you make an effort like them, you're humiliated, but if you don't, you're also shamed.

>>217239186
This is all cope. What you're truly afraid of is the sex itself

>>217239314
Yeah, fuck those normies. It's a good thing I can come to /tv/ and get the perspective of the Enlightened Man.

>>217235623
>Just be yourself
That is not advisable when you are autistic, and at this point I've masked so long that I'm not 100% sure who my natural self even is. It's part of why whenever women have shown interest it has not brought me any security.

>>217239318
So you actually think going to jail, losing my job and getting a permanent record and becoming unemployable and being unable to pay my mortgage is worth it to fuck a whore? You actually think that? I didn't even bring this up, you did.

>>217239383
You are actually too fucking retarded to make an argument. All you have is smarm.

>>217239409
Go somewhere it's legal. You just have no agency

>>217239092
That is not an easy or even practical task if you are neurodivergent.

>>217239314
Well said. No escape from it though. I just with human connection was as easy to come by as worthless platitudes. At least, I think most people mean well by it.

>>217239431
Yeah well it's a smarmy world and you should get used to it. If you think my smarm is too much, you'll get nowhere with women, the spider queens of gossip and smarm.

>>217239478
>That is not an easy or even practical task if you are neurodivergent.
Nothing in life is easy, that's up to you to try or not try.

>>217228850

Easy access to high quality porn (which has been readily available for 15-20 years now depending on how one wants to define "high quality" over a history of the internet, in which pornography has always had a major presence) has much to do with it. I don't see that element discussed as often in these threads, probably because it shifts blame back toward men and their own indolence (I include myself in this observation).

>>217239099
Not even talking about hc porn saar the internet has alot of things to fap to, hentai, ai, written stories etc they are all easily accessible and beat interacting with women and their shit unless their 8+

>>217239583
Why even bother sharing such a worthless platitude?

>>217239135
>only slept with 6 dudes
>only
Sign of the times

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Didn't we literally have this thread yesterday? You're not allowed to make this thread again without at least a few weeks of cool-off.

>>217239766
It will never stop being relevant. There are three kinds of people on /tv/:

>Virgins aged 40 and upwards
>20 and 30-somethings who see the 40-year-old virgin as their possible future
>Sex havers who try to help the virgins with a bit of common-sense advice

But the virgin resents the sex haver, and the sex haver loses patience with the obstinate virgin, and nothing ever gets solved.

>>217239478
>neurodivergent
No such thing. You’re a downie, a spaz, a sperg, a retard. You are what they call special needs - let’s just say it, you’re mentally disabled. Don’t try to use newspeak language like that to make it sound nicer. Would you call a cripple “body divergent”?

>>217240187
I suppose not. I'm a productive tax slave at least. Maybe a vision of the future. Maximum societal benefit from me, but nothing to give back as compensation.

>>217240187
Cool it Joey, you're divergent too. No one on this board is neurotypical.

>>217228663
Why would you want to?

>>217239976
4chan used to be full of people that were actual hermits. On purpose.
3D is pig disgusting was not a joke.

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Get a sex doll

>>217239976
>>Sex havers who try to help the virgins with a bit of common-sense advice
Their advice is never sensible or helpful. It might be made with genuine intentions, but it is always completely out of touch. It's an empathy mismatch.

>>217239976
Let me fix that for you : there are actually two types of people on /tv/.
>fa/tv/irgins that are in their 20s, 30s, 40s and upwards
>annoying self righteous tourists that need to go back to xitter, discord, or reddit
Can you guess which category (you) fall into?

>>217228663
Stop browsing all social media

>>217240369
>Empathy mismatch
I don't think that word means what you think it means
In my experience incels don't want help, they want to be victims instead of fuck-ups. No one can help someone in that mindset. It is a pit of narcissism that only they can crawl out of.

The only really meaningful advice that applies generally is that women are people and if you don't want to be friends with someone you won't enjoy being in a relationship with them.

>>217240437
You are just proving my point. It's fine that you try to speculate about the internal world of the people you are talking to, but you not reading them remotely correctly, at least not most of them (or us, rather).

>>217240481
>Nuh uh!
Where's the lie kiddo

>>217228850
It's really funny to watch you kids wonder why it's harder for high schoolers to fuck when you could literally just ask a millennial. You could do that with a lot of shit, frankly.

People used to just hang around at skate parks and arcades and malls and theaters after school and on weekends. Kids were bored, unsupervised ,and in close proximity. That leads to lots of fucking.

Now those places don't exist or are too expensive or outright can't compete with screens.

It isn't rocket science.

>>217240369
no one wants virgins to have sex. sex-havers want virgins to stay virgins for as long as possible. being a sex-haver is an accomplishment, the more virgins there are, the greater an accomplishment it appears. virgins, on the other hand, want there to be as many other virgins as possible because misery loves company.

this downward spiral will continue until the culture that puts sex on such a pedestal decays to dust and is replaced, of course, with honest-to-goodness rape cultures like islam.

>When the girl at the cash register wants the dick and is giving hella signs
Goddamnit I just want my monster and beef jerkey and to chill. I'll be back later to give you all 9 inches goddamn.

>>217240369
>Their advice is never sensible or helpful.

It depends on what they're saying. I know there's nothing helpful about someone who comes along and bleats, "Bro, you just need to be more confident," as if confidence is something we can conjure out of nowhere. If you suffer a lack of confidence, there will be historical reasons for that feeling, and you can't just snap your fingers and magically transform yourself. But some of the normie advice is worth listening to. The main tip being, "Don't put women on a pedastal."

>>217240690
>I'll be back later
Bitch-made.

I walk up to the counter, flash a smile, lock her eyes with my baby blues, explain how this stuff is for a sick elderly cat I'm fostering (cue "awwwwww") and then when she asks if she can walk me to my car I say "nope I got it!" and walk out the door.

Not today, succubus.

>>217240705
The reality is that someone coming at it from "how do I get laid" or even "how do I talk to women" has already failed on a fundamental level and has to completely flip their perspective to move forward.

How do you get laid? By making friends and getting to know people without being so desperate for a specific outcome. How do you talk to women? The same way you talk to anyone.

99% of the problem will always be impossible expectations and a bad perspective.

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>>217240783
>How do you talk to women? The same way you talk to anyone.

Eh, that's not exactly true. If you're an edgy Heath Ledger with a sick n' twisted sense of humour, you have to watch what you say around women. They're quick to take offense at things.

>>217240905
If you're actually funny and edgy then women will trip over themselves to talk to you, if you're really just kind of a cunt that usually doesn't fly in real life with anybody.

There are hundreds of millions of english speaking women that love and even fetishize all types. I once met a woman (PAWG) that threw herself at my obese and very autistic friend because he was jewish and into haunted houses. Kinks get VERY specific.
She also tried to fuck me. Said I "looked like Matisyahu"

All women I've met are dating someone. All of them.

>>217228919
same for me, started hanging out with a very social dude and eventually he set me up with a girl

>>217240972
What the fuck. I'm jewish and I've literally traveled to visit haunted house industry trade shows because of my autistic obsession. Where do you find this hyper specific archetype?

>>217228663
Unless I lived in a twilight zone episode I don't think it's nearly as bad as you guys think. I know you're probably sick of hearing that but it's true. I'm gay and in college I was fairly popular. Almost all my friends were women and I was acquaintances with a lot more. Most of them were virgins, surprise. Up to graduation even. There's this idea that every woman is getting railed constantly especially in college, but most of the women I was around were complaining about the fact that they were about to graduate college as virgins. You guys aren't alone. You just have to figure out bridging that gap. I think they had very high (but not unreasonable) standards. You ultimately have to improve yourself first and foremost because women with high standards don't want a guy who complains about being a virgin all the time, woe is me

>>217241328
Wasn't into the scene myself, I was collateral, but she was pseudo-goth and big into drinking and local bands on top of the local haunt.
I've noticed a lot of goth-dressing women have a thing for "nerdy" guys of various flavors - just gotta be careful because sometimes that neon streak in their hair is a poison warning

>>217241385
Cheers, anon. I'll spaghettidump about Halloween and dinosaurs to the next goth I see.

>34 year old virgin
>never asked out a girl or been on a date
>even attended a large college and still this is the case
>work a dead end job in a female-dominated field, still this is the case

It's really easy to end up like this if you just don't talk to people and nothing stands out about you that might make women seek you out. As you might expect I have no friends and I'm completely socially avoidant. I've literally never tried or had ambition or initiative for anything in my entire life, including sex. I'm gonna commit suicide and die without ever having even kissed

>>217241499
>I make no effort to make friends or seek companionship
Sounds like you don't really want those things? That's fine. This site used to almost exclusively be people like that.
If you do really want those things and aren't just convinced you're supposed to have them there's plenty you can do.

>>217241342
That sounds reassuring at first but the implication of this is actually kind of disturbing to think about, these girls are willing to wait a painfully long time to lose their virginity because presumably every dude they ever encountered prior to their graduation just wasn't up their standards? And their might be a sizable percentage of women out there like this?

I was thinking about getting into Archery, there's about 6-12 archery ranges in my state that I could rotate around. This didn't influence my decision to get into the hobby but I have noticed an unusually high number of females into archery, could this be a solid way of going on about it?

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>>217228663
be 7’ tall and have a 30” cock

If a guy is really bothered by being a virgin, he really has no one to blame but himself. And that's not to say there's a problem with being a virgin at 40 if you genuinely don't care about sex and women. In fact, I'd say that's a blessing. But if it truly bothers you, like it did for me when I was younger, just get a hooker and be done with it. I was almost 24 and a virgin and spent 30 minutes with a blonde woman from Backpage when that was still a thing. Was it a particularly enjoyable experience? No, but it allowed me to stop obsessing over the whole virginity thing. For those who say "it doesn't count," that's just more mental gymnastics. The point is it helped me move on a bit, and months later I ended up hooking up with an "actual" girl from Tinder. That might not have happened if I hadn't just gotten over the mental hurdle of my "first time" out of the way.

Backpage is gone now, but you can find paid arrangements on Seeking now. In fact I had got into doing that over the past few years. It's just more convenient than dating normally. Though, I'm 35 now and have finally met a woman who seems willing to be my first proper girlfriend. Anyways, if you pay for it, don't worry about getting arrested, or bullshit like that. Unless you have a sub 90 IQ and fall for a blatantly obvious sting operation (which almost never happens) you'll be fine. No one gives a shit about some sad fuck paying a woman $300 to get his dick wet. It happens all the time, even among married men.

>>217241342
gayanon, if youre still here, are you a recent graduate, or did you attend college 10-15 years ago? i feel like these girls being virgins would be more likely with recent times. or maybe they were ugly or nerdy girls and that why they were virigns which wouldnt surprise me if they were friends with a gay 4chan user

>>217242171
>For those who say "it doesn't count," that's just more mental gymnastics.

I agree with you, but you have to understand that many of these frustrated young men go to the incel forums, where they're told, "It doesn't count if you pay for it."

Yeah it would probably do them a power of good if they hired a hooker. But that would be a heresy in the incel religion.

Guys, I think my virginity came back. I had sex a few times in highschool but that's 20 years ago.

>>217242195
Still here, I graduated last year. They ran the entire spectrum. Sorority girls, LinkedIn professional n nonsense types, nerds, alt, etc literally anything you could think of I had a very diverse friend group. And they wouldn't know I was a 4chan user from my social behavior, I'm pretty normal

>>217228663
Is it weird that at 22 I don’t care about being in a relationship? At point is it “unnatural” to be a kissless virgin?

>>217241342
I think you're right. Even among the more promiscuous women I've known, it's not like men throw themselves at them and they're constantly fucking. Their sexual experiences can also be pretty tame. Like it's not unusual for even sluttier types to have never done anal or things like that.

>>217242547
>his anus finally began to heal
>"Guuuys my virginity is baaack!"

>>217242738
I've sucked a dick but it was just one time.

>>217242648
So the males aren't dating and the women too?

>>217242714
A lot of the women I knew in college, but not most, actually did have men throwing themselves at them but they would turn the guys down. It seems nice to have people throw themselves at you but if they're mostly boring or freaks it makes sense to turn them down. This is how a lot of my very pretty and normal friends were still virgins by graduation. If you have several people ask you out/flirt with you but they're either boring, creepy or pieces of shit, I can't blame you for being single. I get it

>>217242778
I think so. Not only dating but hooking up too, at least from what I noticed. There were two categories: women who were very attractive physically and personality-wise but nobody had the balls to ask them out, or women who had men throwing themselves at them but they rejected them all because they were creepy, boring or assholes.
I think that's something a lot of people in this thread can learn from. Just because you're a virgin that doesn't mean you should act desperate and just accept the first chance you get. Keep your standards up

>>217228663
The cheatcode to fucking 18-25 year olds is literally just having a job, a car, and a place where you live alone. Women are so retarded that those 3 things are their entire concept of freedom and they think if they get with someone that has all 3 of those things that they'll have freedom by proxy

>>217242762
If it was just that one time, we'll let you off with it. I mean we've all been there once.

>>217242794
yeah dude, im sure all your female friends were so exciting and interesting

>>217242930
Not to sound like a libshit but if you take the automatic attitude that women are boring and lame to hang around with, it's not gonna get you out of threads like these

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Sorry anon, you’ll have to find a fellow 40 year old roastie you can’t have kids with because they control the dating market. That’s literally the resolution of the movie, he marries a walled woman he can’t impregnate and raises her children.

>>217243003
Brutal

>>217243003
either dating some used up roastie single mother, or some young hole who is only using you as an ATM. modern dating is rough

i mean hell even look at that post. i know you all say "wow 29 year old dating a 19 year old girl, dude has it made". look at how she writes. look how she uses terms like "the ick". imagine how mind numblingly boring and annoying this cunt would be

>>217242947
shut up gay boy, no women are interesting. im sure you and them had plenty of fun to talk about their incessant female garbage they always talk about with their homo honey like you

>>217243003
Of course r*ddit is going to dissuade an age gap relationship but will defend tranny surgery for 4 year olds.

>>217241567
It's really a double edged sword for me. I've been alone for the majority of my life rarely even having friends let alone sexual partners or a girlfriend. I've definitely gotten used to what it's like to be alone and frequently get annoyed by other people. But at the same time, living a life alone like this is completely miserable. It's the reason why I'm a complete failure in my life, because without having friends or relationships, life has always been completely meaningless. But because I've gone my entire life alone, I can't relate to other people or enjoy their company, and I'm also too self-conscious about how pathetic I am to even try to meet people

>>217243003
What caused this? This is like a new age thing right?

>>217243146
Why do you even want women if you don't like them I don't understand? Monasteries need more men

>>217243210
You sound a lot like me. I am undiagnosed autistic and grew up in the 90's. I di have a friends as a kid and teen, but never fit in and normal social behaviors and rituals just did not come naturally or comfortably to me. It's easy for normal people to say I didn't try hard enough but they never really had to try at all. Not in the ways I did. Every instinct always told me I didn't belong, and other kids picked up on it. My friends at school in my teens it turned out were not my friends; they subtly (usually, but sometimes overtly) mocked me. They did not respect me. I also had neglectful parents, and I was probably over stressed and burned out by the chaos of school in my teens. So I degraded from an A student to failing all my classes. That got me put on independent study in 11th grade. I stayed home from then on and completed my school work in quiet peace. I never missed school and never saw my friends from school ever again and they never came looking for me. Nor did my mother ever ask about them.

Then I was very poor in my 20's trying to care for an ailing grandparent who'd lost everything (as had my mother, in fact). I had emotionally taxed and had nothing but stress and brief. Then she died and I was depressed and heart broken, and I still had little money, then I did get some, but I had toxic roommates who turned our apartment into a pig stye of cat piss and dirty laundry. It was overwhelming and I was embarrassed to bring anyone home. At 27 I almost dated a girl who liked me, but she wasn't a great person, was too unstable, and even getting that close gave me a nightmare about getting married to her and nothing bad happened in the dream but I woke up in a cold sweat, terrified. I'm burned out by everyday life and I NEED solitude when I get home. I could NEVER live with another person again without hating them. Yet, as you say, solitude makes life meaningless. My mother depends on me, but that's it.

>>217243372
For me college was the worst because it showed that I was always going to be a lonely loser with a meaningless life. If you can't make friends or have sex or meet a girlfriend in the most social time of your life, surrounded by thousands of people your own age with no parental supervision, with no real responsibilites, when will you ever?

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>>217242523
It's mind boggling how fucking stupid the average normie like you is. Do you really think it just that they didn't get their dick wet or do you think maybe they are bothered a lot more by the lack of casual affection and validation, by the lack of personal, emotional intimacy? Or maybe I'm the weird. Is a relationship really just casual but selective sex for normal people? You people are such fucking trash.

>>217241499
I'm like that, it's just my nature. It's not that I dislike people necessarily, but I can't relate to them. Never have. Yet, it is still hollow. Also, people just don't really like me. I'm polite and competent, helpful even, but that's not enough for normies. You need to be... something else I guess. Normal. I've overheard a young woman tell a coworker that I scared her. I don't know why; all I did was listen to podcasts on my phone while I worked and I'd read a book in the break room. She's the first I ever heard say that, but not the first to give me that vibe. Multiple people over my life since I was a child have pointed out bluntly that I don't really belong.

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>>217243372
Thanks for the essay, Poindexter. Now go and get your fuckin shine box.

>>217243409
I know the feeling. I only went to "college" for one semester, but in my mid 20's I was around people roughly my age (a couple years younger), and that was when it really clicked for me that by just being myself I did not fit in with people and never had. I didn't realize just how much I stood out or put people off. Mind you, all I do is... do my job, be polite, maybe sit quietly and eat my lunch? It's the little things, I think. The passive body language. Normies need the precise right amounts of contact, the emotional reflection, whatever. If you don't do that they read you as hostile or dangerous.

>>217243465
>The passive body language. Normies need the precise right amounts of contact, the emotional reflection, whatever. If you don't do that they read you as hostile or dangerous.

You were ranting about your love of Trump while stroking your ambiguously legal assault rifle.

>>217243522
Well, at that time I was often listening to Stefan Molyneux but she didn't know that. I was just reading science fiction.

>>217243590
>she

Not only listening to Stefan Molyneux, but also trans-investigating him and calling his or her gender into question. But the normies, the normies are the mad ones.

>>217242687
In this modern age unless you're a good looking guy it's probably better to not be interested in relationships.

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>>217243210
>>217243372
You both sound like me. The majority of peoples lives are "meaningless". Most people never save a life or cure an illness, invent something revolutionary or create geopolitical peace. So what you didn't fuck hot chicks or ever got that degree or career? What difference does it make? What difference would it make if you did? 99.9999999999999% of people will be forgotten a day/week/month/year/decade after they're dead. What makes you think you or I would be any different? I think in our situations the best thing we can do is find whatever happiness we can for as long as we can. Me? I enjoy alcohol, exercising, eating, sleeping, walking in the park, walking at night, learning things, watching things, being warm and cosy. That's the best life has to offer me so I'm taking that and forgetting everything else.

>>217228713
An awkward and embarrassing experience with a girl you'd like any future with is for teenagers, not for adult dating

It's crazy how easier sex gets in your 30s. You lose the insecurities of your teens/early-to-mid twenties, you're well on your way in your career, and you find that the world is your oyster.

>>217244134
You either have to listen to music you hate, or you settle for women who looked better in photographs 10-20 years ago

>>217228697
It is a great shame the youth are never instructed by seasoned men, only spiteful women of old men who want them to fail.

>>217244134
Speak for yourself.

>>217228850
Lack of third spaces.
No one wants to go out and be social. Bars are expensive and for crusty uncs.
Libraries are filled with homeless people and browns.
Parks are filled with browns
Malls are filled with browns
“Social” media including vidya and porn lets you scratch the social itch from your house.
No one plays sports.
Social events are skewed towards those already in relationships.
Hoeflation too.
We are in an ecological mismatch. There will be no adaptation. The human race will shrink until the infrastructure fall apart then the remaining people will deteriorate into hunter gatherers.
>>217230923
Same. I know of one guy (don’t know him but know of him through a friend) out of 200 or so people who got married to someone he met post-college.

You either get paired by college grad or it’s over. Over over.

>>217244134
not me, still in entry level and insecure

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>>217229344
When I was about to lose my virginity I started shaking like a puppy in the rain. It was unbelievable. I was so nervous that I lost my hardon. So yeah, emotions can very much swell up right before the act.

>>217229656
It may become necessary to declare war on brads and chads.

>>217230508
Honestly considered it. I am 100% European but sh*talian genes made me look Arab. I have thought about going to Sweden to fuck some Swedish teens and get arrested.

>>217230873
>financial
Is it too much to ask that she like me for who I am?
Vast majority of men in history had a girl fall in love with them.
Why would we tolerate being denied what our ancestors, who were dirt farmers btw, go for free?
Makes me want to hand out C4 and alcohol to homeless people.

>>217244016
It’s about the journey. We are already dead. We just don’t know it yet.

>>217228815
Dude I've taken 11" in my asshole hammer fucking. I think a vag would be fine with your dick

>>217230261
Pretend you're disabled and join a mixed gender basketball team. You'll get a limpy almost immediatley if you can talk

ok guys let's practise. I'm a 19 year old hot girl in a summer dress shopping in the supermarket. We glance at each other in the deli section and I smile. What do you say to me

>>217244694
*glance at your cart*
*see item*
*make small talk about it*
"So, I see you like butter too, my name's Lucas. How are you?"
It's really that easy, bros.

>>217244694
*stares at your feet*
>Hey...uh so you are shopping here as well? Yeah me too. So uhm, you are very pretty.. would you like uh come over to my place and watch a movie or something? I have quite the collection on my hard drive. I took care to only download movies without brown people and where women don't have speaking roles. I know most of the films by heart, so I can give commentary throughout watching and explain scenes you don't understand.

>>217244694
aRE you buying honey glazed ham? becasue I think your meat would be sweet enough with out the honey

>>217244694
nothing, cause i'm a 35 year old overweight man

>>217244694
I'm an old fucker so I take a second to covertly check you out before going on with my boring day.

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>>217244827
I don't think anon swings that way, try your homo pick-up lines elsewhere.

>>217244694
I wait untill she's in the frozen food section so I can playfully twist her hard nipples?

>>217244973
i was talking about her vaginal flaps Ice-T

Ok fuck anons let's try this one more time. I am a sexy woman pulled over on a country road with a flat tire. I flag you over and ask for help. I am also very loney and craving sex. What do you say to me to get your penis in my vagina?

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>>217245119
replace the tire and move on. random women being flirty is a warning that you're about to be robbed.

>>217244694
I smile and try to explain the Steve Martin deli greentext to her while slowly moving towards her

>>217245219
>Steve Martin deli greentext
Post it.

>>217245119
I got this. I call AAA and while we're waiting I suggest we go behind the nearest tree for a bit of the lickaroo

>>217245254
>I was in a local healthy/expensive type supermarket here in College Station, Texas(we have a lot of those) and I'm in line to buy some ham at the deli there. The lady asked me what kind, and I said "I have no fucking idea what different kinds of ham there are lady" >ENTIRELY to loudly and the guy behind me in line I hadn't noticed burst the hell up laughing.

>I turn around. Steve Martin.

>He kinda half leans around me and says
>Honey glazed!" to the lady over the counter and I just kinda stare at him for a sec then smile and say thanks. I'm about to pay for it and he says "No way this one's on me" and pays the check for it right there. I was astounded, it was so awesome that I did the only thing I could think of ... The Three Amigos salute. Once again he cracks up and asked me if I had any idea how long it had been since someone did that. I said "a year?" he said "try ten".

>We ended up having coffee at a place across the street. Turns out he bought a house in Monticeto, a really expensive residensial area in SB, and has been living there a while. We talked about everything that wasn't his career for about 45 minutes before he had to take off because his deli stuff was gonna go bad. I shook his hand and said he made my year today. He smiled and beat my head in with a tire iron. I looked up from the floor, my eyes covered in my own blood as I made out a blury image of an anvil being hoisted above his head. Through the ringing in my ears I couldn't hear his probably witty parting line before the anvil came crashing down, ending my life.