>>217230522
Rey Skywalker

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>In the Expanded Universe, House of Solo was a Corellian family that could trace its descent to Prince-Admiral Jonash e Solo.
>In the wacky Canon, Ovan has no surname for no reason and is a drunk bastard who works freighter factory!

>>217230591
>in the new canon, han's dad is just some bum
>han went from bum to good smuggler to rebellion general
>at some point off-screen he divorced his wife, became an incompetent smuggler, then died a bum at the hands of the son he abandoned
Jesus christ.

Ah yes... the Star Wars movie that manages to erase all trace of itself from the viewer's mind by the time the credits roll, except for the lone image of an obese elderly Darth Maul with his lightsaber(!!!!) in a holorecording.

>>217231337
Don't forget how woody Harrelson like... totally redeems himself by dying or some and han just gives all his money to some natives they met 2 seconds ago.

>>217231194
>Han named his son Ben Solo
>despite the fact Han had no emotional connection to Obi-wan "Ben" Kenobi at all.

>>217230522
who graded this crap? can't see shit

>>217231402
It was also Leia's kid.

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>>217231440
>It was also Leia's kid.
And Leia called Obi-wan Kenobi by the term "Ben" when?

>>217230591
>Landonis Balthazar Calrissian
murder all Disney writers

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>>217230522
I was strictly soulough

>>217230591
the latter fits the character more

>>217230522
>Billy… NoMates