>we don't know if it's AIDS or just HIV yet Randy
>turns out to be fucking nothing that ever comes up againwhat a shitty show
>>217230925>>217230993QRD?
>>217230993>Most critically acclaimed sitcom in world history>Celebrated globally as a masterpiece >Entire college courses dedicated to studying it >Tim Allen owns 12 different islands and has yachts and lambos on each one >"Shitty"
>>217230925How is Tim Allen even alive? Maybe I'm being harsh, but I would assume a biker gang wouldn't just let a snitch that cost them 2 million dollars of 1980s money become a rich and famous comedian.
>>217230925That’s a sweet arcade once they turn the lights out
>>217231081He was a fed
>>217231081He didn’t say anything he listened and that’s what nobody else did.
>>217231045When Randy came out as gay Tim made him take an AIDS test that got a false positive and Tim and Jill had to talk Randy out of suicide. He decides to go to conversion therapy at the end because he says he doesn't want to get AIDS. It's never mentioned again after, and Randy is just straight again in all following seasons. Still, you can see why liberals made a big deal about it. Tim Allen refused to apologize for it and even called an interviewer a "homo lover" over the whole thing.
>>217231045There was a very special episode of Home Improvement with an AIDS scare.
>>217231045they wrote him off
>>217231081Snitches do pretty well for themselves, Tim Allen, Henry Hill, Sammy Gravano, 6ix9ine, all thrived.
>>217231071>Entire college courses dedicated to studying itI take it we're talking about American colleges, no other places, except maybe Oxford, would this be considered acceptable.
>>217231081Tim allens powerlevel is not be trifled with. Let's not forget that he was able to defeat jack frost despite the use of time warping powers. He's easily high-universal if not multiversal. We only kive because time allen allows it.
>>217231045Randy is raped by Steve Urkle in one of those terrible sitcom crossovers that were so popular at the time
>tfw rewatching this right nowit's still pretty good
>>217231166Holy kek based
>>217231045Funny or Die is horrible but this series and Zach morris is trash are good. https://youtu.be/LBuoQ3PjRrE?si=wvlE9VfuMdVQBna1
>>217231254>We only kive because time allen allows it.please teach me how to kive before time allen changes his mind
>>217231071>Celebrated globally as a masterpiece
>>217231198Queen Elizabeth had every episode of Home Improvement recorded and preserved for her personal viewing and once called Tim Allen "the greatest linguistic artist of the past half century, comparable only to maybe Shakespeare, Chaucer or Joyce"
>>217231166good lord is that from being passed around by jewish producers as a child?
>>217231424When some woman is complaining that there aren't any complex or important female characters on television, I point to Jill Taylor.
>>217231166What does he do all day?
>>217231277>one of those terrible sitcom crossovers
>>217231327tim allen can only dream of my farts
>>217231561Recall the smell of Vaseline and male sweat while drinking as much as possible mostly
>>217231277I've always wanted to watch Urkle fuck
he taught brad well
>>217231766He's gonna tie you up with his suspenders
Favorite episode? I like the one where Tim refuses to get Mark vaccinated and brings a potato gun to a PTA meeting about a measles outbreak in Detroit
>>217230993>he doesn't understand the concept of the Very Special Episodeamateur
>>217231166Randy was gay?
>>217231766>stefan cosbys the neighbor kids>FBI comes and drags out urkle>DID I DO THAT?>laugh track, fade to black
how do you type that noise he made
>>217231166>When Randy came out as gay Tim made him take an AIDS testI don’t remember this part but I only watched it for Pamela Anderson.
>>217232693Mossad did 9/11
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K2_SvX4PEbU
>>217231071>>Tim Allen owns 12 different islands and has yachts and lambos on each one>>"Shitty"if he was black hed still be in prison for trafficking cocaine
>>217232693GGGRRRRUUUUUUEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHH?*sticks a handgun into mouth*
>>217232754He did more than two years for less than 2 pounds of cocaine. Rick Ross was caught with over 220 pounds of cocaine with previous convictions and only did 13 years.
>>217232754You’d like to be black, wouldn’t you?
>>217230925So does that mean he was canonically having a bunch of random gay sex before coming out? Was he whoring himself or something?
>>217232860rick ross worked for the cia
i don't think so tim
>>217232873He was definitely busting some crust.
>>217232873Wilson had a glory hole in the fence.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NfDjnAdczQI
>>217232618For an episode basically He got tons of awards for that episode though and even Bill Clinton appeared at one of the ceremonies to play the saxophone and give JTT and Tim Allen presidential medals.
>>217232866
>>217231198You see in the first world we have such good lives that not everyone is required to be a prostitute, janitor, or gutter oil collector. Some people give up the chance of riches in exchange for following their passion and that is analyzing the world for the sake of curiosity rather than scamming tourists for cents to feed your family.
>>217232935Kek I remember this! Just doomed from the start.
>>217232933>No no no Randy, I won't tell your parents you scratched the car. But maybe you could help me and some of my friends next time your parents are out of town. It'll be our little secret. It'll only hurt the first time. Do you know what felching is?
>>217231071Reminder that the actress that played the wife “Jill” is the reason they finally stopped making the show because she demanded to be paid the same salary as Tim even though he created and wrote most of the episodes she wanted $1m/ep for 5m of screen time.
>>217231045He's memeing, it's a cancer scare episode. The mom IRL had been diagnosed with cancer around the same time and public about it and telling people to get checked.
>>217231166I'll take things that never happened for $200
>>217233096I was surprised that she was an even bigger cunt IRL than she acts like on the show-and she's probably the the most selfish cunty sitcom wife I can think of.
>>217231171I watched home improvement reruns as a kid and I don’t remember this one. They must’ve pulled it from syndication lmao
>>217231920The one where Wilson accidentally reveals the existence of the deep state to Tim, who spends the rest of the episode paranoid that they're coming to get him until an accident on Tool Time gives him amnesia and he goes back to normal. I always liked the theory that Al was a glowie who intentionally set up the accident. He was ex-navy after all.
>Dad I'm gay>EUGHHHH???!?!?!
>>217231166This is funny but in case any anons are curious he had a cancer scare in the episode IIRC, it wasn't gay aids plague
>>217233143>she's probably the the most selfish cunty sitcom wife I can think ofSeriously? I found her one of the best. She was pretty easygoing most of the time and almost always admitted fault when she was wrong. You're really going to say she was worse than Debra from Everybody Loves Raymond? Or Carrie from King of Queens? Or Vivian from Fresh Prince?
>>217233266Absolutely. Remember when Jill went to grad school and gave Tim all that shit for being concerned about the cost? Or when she wanted to move to take her stupid psychology job?Debra and Carrie were fucking angels compared to her. I don't remember enough about Vivian to comment (I avoid black shows by principle).
YOU HAVE AIDS
>>217231254Don't forget his time as a starship captain and a spave ranger.
>>217231277Wait. I thought it was JD from Step By Step.
>"our pronouns are they/them, Dad. It's called being nonbinary."
>>217233443UUHHHHH?
>>217233096>The series ended after eight seasons in 1999. Richardson was offered $25 million to do a ninth season; Allen was offered $50 million. The two declined the offer and the series came to an end as a result.$25 million for a years work.
>>217233480how could turn downt that much money? especially when it meant employing dozens of people they had been working with for over 8 years? i get that tv production schedules were tough back then but it was only going to last another 3 or 4 years at most
>>217233629Because she was a spoiled bitch girlboss wannabe basically
>>217233480Tim Allen was already making an estimated 500 million a year selling cocaine
>>217231277I forget which sitcom but I swear there was one where the wife is raped and has to face the rapist but runs up the stairs in fear, and there was an uncomfortable laugh track because the audience had no idea what their reaction should be. Can't remember which show but it was in the 80s or maybe the very early 90s.
>>217232754Okay but he’s white so he got out of prison and made something of himself. A net positive to society.A black who just go back to a life of crime until he gets murdered or put away for murder.
>>217233921Roseanne
>>217233921It was Family Ties and the rapist was Skip.
>>217233629Lol it's not like she had any choice in the matter, Tim Allen didn't want to do it and she was just along for the ride. But it sounds like she was rich enough that she wasn't gonna beg him or care that he turned it down.https://youtu.be/9rDTv_zcuoA?t=2362
>that time Richard Karn called one of the staff the N word when he was drunk
>>217233994Don't think so, she wasn't fat. >>217233999Only results I got were an IRL cast member doing that, so also no. Memeing aside here, it was a real episode on a sitcom and I really want to find it.
>>217233202you must have seen the abu dhabi version. there were regional variants of this episode.
>Dad it was just a little fentanyl it's not that big of a deal
>>217232971Unsure if trolling, or welfare queen with a vanity degree.
>>217234165Home Improvement TAS was such shit. All the boys just look like Brad.
>>217234295That show is so boring it hurts. Yeah, I get it, it's meant to be how a lot of us grew up, but there are no jokes at all. Being on Xbox Live and not calling everyone a fag is unrealistic.
>>217231081Cartel lawyers have a list of people you are allowed to snitch on, depending on your value to them.
>>217231171tldr its a real thing, I have a friend who has whatever blood abnormality causes a false positive for AIDS on a blood test. He got results in the mail one time and his mom freaked the fuck out thinking her nerd son who was always hanging out with his other nerd friends in her basement was somehow also out doing intravenous drugs and/or having bareback sex.
>>217232935>bill hader>that whole show is like "Fuck you dad"damn he really like kids fucking up his parents doesn't he
>>217231166Biggest scare of my life was when I got a false positive on an HIV test.
>>217233852that's why they called him the Candyman
>>217234745
>>217231081How tough do you think a bunch of tweakers on motorcycles are?
>>217232726Late Night with Conan O'Brien was some of the funniest shit in the 90's. but that man no longer exists. nor the show.
>>217234757I went to see a Thai hooker. While we were having a pre-fuck shower, she got me to do her raw for a bit. I did a home test which came back positive for HIV. Went to the hospital for a proper blood test and thankfully it was all clear. But it was the longest weekend of my life waiting for the results. Turns out it’s actually extremely difficult to catch HIV from straight sex.
>>217234804Yeah, HIV is a homo disease. You're still a degenerate freak though.
Isn't GRIDS basically cured now?
>>217234757What video is this from? I've never seen little Jimmy cry
>>217234966HIV/AIDS was literally never real. The low wbc counts and immunosuppression was a result of combination of the gay lifestyle at the time and experimental pharma treatments that exacerbated effects. Literally no one has ever died of AIDS. It was a psyop.
>>217235112yeah, right. and horse paste cures COVID
Even if you’re unlucky enough to catch HIV, if it’s detected early you just take a pill every day and it’s completely suppressed.
I can't remember who had aids, was it Wilson?
>>217234977He wasn't crying dude, honestly, he'd tell you if he was. He was so happy he was laughing and the camera light shined off his eyes.
>>217235135Horse paste doesn't, but Ivermectin provably helps the body fight against covid infections.
>>217232935>epsiode
more like GUM IMPROVEMENT LOL
>>217235135>Covid >Real >>217235187See above. It's easy to suppress something that doesn't exist. You probably think the Spanish flu was real too. Leave it to the smoothbrained hylic cattle to sit around watching goyslop like Homo Inbowelmovement starring rabbi Tim Allen and Patricia "Samson Option" Henderson to be dumb enough to believe in a magic disease that has no physical evidence whatsoever of existing. I have a confirmed IQ of at least 160 and a PhD, so don't bother arguing with me, since you won't be able to.
>>217234804It's relatively difficult to catch it from gay sex too, but gay men have a LOT of sex.
>>217231727slimy yet satisfying
>>217235369>"We're going to go look at blueprints of the school and play Doom, maybe film something later in our trenchcoats at the shooting range">Audience chuckles>"Hey, why don't I give you guys a ride so we can col-umbine trips, huh? Heh heh" >Audience howls and cheers, faint clapping is heard in the background, whistling erupts periodically Wasn't this kind of early to be making that sort of joke? It wasn't even a year after it happened when the episode aired. I remember every member of my family in the living room just looking at each other with our jaws dropped. Hard to find clips of the episode for obvious reasons, ABC was not happy about it.
>>217235654Got it my first time and haven't had sex since
>>217231384> Yeah, CDs nuts.
People are only brining up this show because it's currently being pilloried in The Chair Company.
>>2172358954/10
>>217231166Quite a serious theme for a family sitcom.Reminds me of the Nanny episode when Fran gets raped by a pack of niggers.
>>217236291I'm 'fraid that was a news broadcast, not the show.
>>217236291That was a bottle episode.
>>217231310I love both of those series. Shame that Funny or Die turned into an unfunny woke "Orange Man Bad" propaganda channel.
>>217236291I've cum to both very special episodes many, many times. I like the one where Jason Alexanders character is stealing Frans dirty panties too.
Hottest sitcom mom ever prove me wrong
>>217236471>episode when she dreams of cucking Timjesus christ
>>217231479No, that's just what happens when twinks get old and decide to Trotskymaxx instead of going bearmode.The same thing happened to Sam Hyde.
>>217231045Home Improvement was in direct competition with Sienfield for nearly the same years and time slots so the jews used every dirty little trick in their book to try and sabotage the show. Home improvement was also about straight white christians with traditional family values which made the jews absolutely seethe. The abject hatred against this show and tim allen continues on to this day.
>>217236471She would not even make a top 10.1 Suzane Sommers2 Fran (count as a mom)3 Sofia Vergara in Modern Family (shit show, hot mom)4 Peg Bundy5 Everybody Loves Raymond wife
>>217236471For me it's Roseanne >>217236554I don't think so Tim
>>217234061https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Edith%27s_50th_Birthday
>>217236688>its reali thought that guy was talking about some fake lost media shitthis is insane
>>217236688>>217236749What the fuck hahahaha
>>217236688https://youtu.be/VWX1He6MZhY?t=2135>"ahhh hes gonna kill me! he's gonna kill me!!">*audience claps*Funnier still is they keep saying rape earlier followed by a "STOP SAYING RAPE" outburst and audience laughing. I'm stunned this shit was an actual episode.
>>217236396>trump isn't a bad manretarded?
>>217236854He's not a bad man, he's a construction man, born and raised.And he's an ass man, first and foremost.
>>217236938>He's not a bad manbut what about the child fucking, selling out US farmers, and genocide he funds?
>>217236471i was thinking it too, she's a hell of a lot sexier than Peg Bundy
>>217236977>selling out US farmersto whom?
>>217236938>he's not bad because he speculated on real estateWhat the fuck is wrong with you? Drop your libertardianism and join the real world already.
>>217236590Peg Bundy looks like someone sculpted a tranny out of a pile of cow shit
>>217236291They weren't afraid to tackle the big issues back in the day.
>>217236291I like that she kept the kid though.
>>217231081The LORD doesn't deliver the righteous into the hands of the wicked.
>>217231166This would be amazing
>>217231071> >Entire college courses dedicated to studying a sitcomIt should be illegal for people with college degrees to seek employment in the United States of America
>>217237492It should be illegal for you to stop sucking my dick
>Look it up>His net worth is around 100 million You guys had me thinking he was Seinfeld level. This dude is chump change.
>>217236688>>217236811she wasn't actually raped, though. It was attempted.
>>217232886Nah he was just an informant and a snitch
>>217237759Because Tim Allen has been fucked over by ((Hollywood)) his entire professional life.
>>217236554If they hate him Then why do they keep rewarding him with billion dollar franchises like toy Story and Santa clause?
>>217237907It's to mock him. Toy Story and The Santa Clause both have heavy anti Christian themes.
>>217235654It's hard to catch from vaginal sex. Booty sex spreads it way faster, that's why it exploded among fags. Fun fact, the vast majority of females with AIDS got it because their male partner was a closet faggot and cheated on them.
>>217231081Nothing would attract more attention and get the feds to smash your operation to pieces faster than revenge murdering a famous celebrity.
>>217236396For me its family matters vs street gangs. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ku5mIiNKQ3U
>"I don't support gay marriage. I don't support uhhh...the LGB-whatever stuff. I know this isn't popular, but I just don't like gays, and I think it's against God, and against nature, and you know, just kind of disgusting. There used to be this weird, gay kid in my neighborhood when I was growing up, and we'd just beat the shit out of him every chance we got. It was normal then, that's what happened, it wasn't some big thing. Me and my friends, we just kicked the shit out of him. I don't know what happened to that guy, and uh...I just don't really care."From a podcast interview with Entertainment Weekly in May 2022
>>217238146I remember watching that episode with my dad on a small tube TV with rabbit ears back when it aired absolutely kino
>>217237985That and junkies sharing needles. If you're not a woman with a closet case buttboy husband and you don't shoot up drugs, there's virtually a 0% chance you're gonna catch it.
>"I believe marriage is between a man and a woman, not two weirdos trying to adopt kids or get a tax break. Love is love, and men don't love other men. Home Improvement was always about protecting families from the influence of gay, liberal propaganda at the time. If I'd known [Jonathan Taylor Thomas] was a homosexual at the time, he'd never have been on the show. That guy can go screw himself. "Playboy magazine interview February 2003
>>217231081They forgave him for being Buzz Lightyear
>>217232971>this passion is a tv showman americans are grim
>>217238740Tim Allen voiced Woody you idiot
>>217234126>7 white kidsBased Brad
>"Building a house is a lot like building a family, right? You can't let any of those gay guys near 'em or they'll ruin all the pipes with caulk. Ever seen a gay guy handle a two by four? Or as they call it, 'something else to shove up my ass?'. [Hops up and down on stage patting his rear] Don't let the wife leave any crisco laying around, right?. You, me, the average guy-we see a wrench, we see a useful tool. A gay guy sees a wrench? Right up the exhaust pipe." Tim Allen's stand up special "Wrench it/Drilled" 1988 (Live at Stonewall)
>>217236471not even close
