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>Fiona vs Rachel edition
Do you think /ourgirl/ is going to get through this?
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>>217232508
Fiona is easily the most interesting person to watch this series. Everyone else is all sanatised and keep their heads down. Whereas Fiona has just completely blown up the whole dynamic of the castle because he's jealous Amanda told Rachel she's a copper over her. This is going to be an interesting episode. I hope Fiona can play it off, lads. I honestly can't stand Rachel.
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I feel like Stephen will side with Rachel because they're the originals but Rachel is the selfish one while Fiona is the team player.
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>>217232508
>Rosie Jones confirmed for line-up in the next series Celebrity Traitors UK
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Present.
>>217232584
But will he throw himself under the bus if it looks like fiona is more popular at the round table?
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>>217232584
Stephen is such a melt that he'll end up siding with whoever's more dominant. He probably has mummy issues, tbf.
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>>217232622
Is she the spacker?
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>>217232622
Oh fuck off
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Alri
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>>217232625
If she gets banished then the heat is off him as they'll assume Fiona was the Traitor in the room during that Ross thing and not Stephen since she was also there.
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Alan Sugar's side profile really makes him resemble the jolly merchant, lol.
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Jade looks like Orlando Bloom from certain angles.
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>>217232673
I bet Jade has a perfect pink arsehole
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>>217232622
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She's fuming.
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Good evening /traitors/ and good evening based fiona
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>>217232650
This. A tragicomedy of a man.
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>>217232650
>>217232584
the faithful's with good perception (jessie, harriet) would be wise to keep him in the game for while. you eliminate him and you have no idea who replaces him. might as well keep a useful idiot around for a while.
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>>217232650
you're right he's got nothing to say
too hot in the kitchen for him right now
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Ive been a /fiona/ lifelong since last week. Ask me anything. Yes my penis is huge
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>>217232622
Imagine someone with tourettes, wouldn't that be more fun than this one?
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>>217232749
Do you have sex with grannies?
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Nightmare lineup for Celebrity Traitors season 2:
>Jo Brand
>James Corden
>Nadiya Hussain
>Owen Jones
>Jeremy Kyle
>Ncuti Gatwa
What others?
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>>217232768
I’ll make an exception with yours. Ask her to dm on here
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Do we know their socials? I want to see Fiona in her red thong swimsuit
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sex with jessie
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Shut up, Rachel, you miserable cow.
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>>217232785
Nish Kumar
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>>217232785
>Jeremy Vine
>Nish Kumar
>James O'Brien
I can see Clive Myrie doing it and being absolutely shit
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>>217232785
Romesh Ranganathan
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>>217232785
Jezza would be quality. He's such a pedantic, imposing prick he'd control the round table. Although studio in their right mind would give him air time. He's been banished to the likes of TalkTV. Even GBNews wouldn't touch him.
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>>217232785
Phillip Scofield
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>>217232785
Lord Fat Nonce
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>>217232785
No Walliams? (Still waiting for the accusations to emerge)
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Alistair Campbell too
You could balance it up with
>Jeremy Clarkson
>Joey Barton
>Matt Le Tissier
>John Cleese
>Katie Hopkins
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>>217232785
Huw Edwards
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Jade bare shoulder's
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Can't tell if James is based or cringe.
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poor reece
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>>217232863
>Alistair Campbell
please no bloodthirsty genocidal warmongers
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>>217232785
Rory Stewart or Diane Abbott
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>that handwriting
The secret traitor handwriting theory was a load of shit then
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>>217232785
wiggerpig
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YES
CRY JAMES CRY
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>>217232785
>Kanye West
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>>217232785
Romesh
Rob Beckett
Dean McCullough
Nella Rose
Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor
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Banishing Jade is for weak wristed gays
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>Jessie feeling up the working class chad.
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Looking dicey for Jade
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Need pictures of Fiona 20 yrs ago
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>>217232981
Seconding this.
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>W-w-w-wanna h--hhhhave s-s-sex?
Imagine
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>>217232978
Prettiest traitors contestant worldwide. Factos
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>>217233002
Jessie mogs Jade.
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>>217233022
No you just think she’s attainable because of her stutter
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>>217233000
I think she fakes it for attention. Half the time she's talking perfectly fine, like she's forgotten it's her gimmick lol
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>>217232785
Who's that bird off big brother who's always race baiting on twitter? Her and Katie Hopkins in the turret battling over whether to murder the darkies or the yts first
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>>217232981
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>no megabitch lesbo who thinks smarter than rest
>suddenly better show
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>>217233062
At first I thought it was another Charlotte Season 3 situation but faking a disability is another level of fucked
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Will like to hose down Claudia and see what she really looks like
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>>217233089
She obviously doesn't fake it, she speaks weirdly even when she's speaking fluently.
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>>217233099
Has she got jaundice? Very yellow this episode
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Imagine her as a Traitor, Kino.
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>>217233099
Kind of like queen of /tv/ Sarah Squirm
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>who's the most likeable
>me
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How are the answers determined?
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>Jade
muted beige-pink pastel
>Jessie
bubblegum pink
>Rachel
horsemane brown
>Ellie
lipstick red
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>Jessie sperging out
Kek.
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wait what's happening in the walled garden?
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Whats Ellie's other secrets?
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>>217233160
They did a survey after bells in their room last night
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>>217233217
>Whats Ellie's other secrets?
Eight inches and versatile
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>>217233217
She's racist.
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Harriet a smart mother fucker
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Are we sure Rachel isn't jewish?
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Honestly, why did Hugo do that incredibly cringe moment of silence thing? Literally sealed his fate right there.
You watch people do absurd nonsense like that in the pressure of the moment and makes you wonder if you would fuck up like that as well in the same situation.
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>>217233324
Fiona went balls to the wall because she was jealous that someone didn't tell her and her family of coppers something. Folk are just mental.
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>>217233241
Lol I figured that out eventually. Brutal.
Fiona is such a bitch, hope she gets kicked
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Imagine how many innocent people she's put in prison
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>>217233414
And how many BAMEs she's let off the hook.
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>can i jump in q..quickly
better keep it to 5 words or less then jessie
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I'm not feeling so good, Fionabros.
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>>217233324
Maybe he felt it was expected that he'd be big team leader moral centre man naturally following from his age and revealed profession, considering his profession he got called sus for not being aggressive enough at round table
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>>217233448
Nah mate. Sam's fucked.
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STOP BULLYING JADE
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Jade seems like she can be quite miserable.
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Stephen you fucking poofter!!!
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Fiona's bottled it. She's shot herself in the foot now.
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>calls out Rachael as a traitor over a drink
>votes for Sam
be unpredictable
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>Rants and raves about Rachel then votes Sam
What's her endgame
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WTF Fiona, starting all that shit and voting sam
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Ooft Stephen
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The ((Irish)) witch has come out on top, it seems.
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What is it that Sam has done wrong exactly?
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Added Stephen and Rachael to my “I hate the Irish and gays” folder
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FIONA BROS...
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>>217233618
He's intelligent, handsome, and worst of all, white.
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Not a single vote for Rachel, huge misjudgement from Fiona there
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>>217233651
They’re all believing the secret detective who suspected everyone but the actual traitors, so what do we expect
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Another night without a murder? Are they trying to drag this series out as long as possible?
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Called it yesterday, Stephen will fly under the radar after all this and pull an Alan Carr and win just because no one takes them seriously.
Plus crying like a bitch about voting Fiona helps him to
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>>217233689
Helps him to...what?
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Fuck me Harriet is fucking ruthless, straight on Racheal
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Actually don’t mind Stephen despite being a shirt lifter
>Ellie seeing Jessie wishing she could tell Ross this
lol. Don’t even know why they brought a couple on the show with no pay off
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Get Harriet murdered
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>>217233324
The same reason fiona threw a grenade in I guess, she's retarded.
>>217233651
She was such a cunt holy shit, glad she's gone.
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They don't know what's happened behind closed doors but I think Faraz is the only one to not vote out a known traitor
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>>217233708
Reece cried and everyone stopped thinking he was a traitor. Stephen was under suspicion because of Jessie saying he was in the room, but Fiona was in there to and now Jessie is off the scent
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Who are you rooting for now /ourgran/ is gone?
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>>217233724
t. Paddy from Belfast
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>>217233747
Stephen. It’s what she would’ve wanted. She only blasted Rachel to protect him, she knew she was manipulating him
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>>217233747
Jade. Always.
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>>217233747
Stephen has grown on be tbf.
I like Jessie, Adam and Matthew as well.
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*muffled voice*
>fuck off we're not telling you!
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Matthew you sneeky bastard
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Based Matthew
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Intriguing
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Noooo not Jessie.
First they came for the BAMEs, then they came for the sperges.
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The cliffhangers are real good this season
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>>217233712
Competition to be the ultimate BBC QUEEN of the traitors castle.
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>keeps voting for Maz as secret traitor
>finally an official traitor
>murders Maz
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Welsh Amanda had a glow up
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Kino
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>>217233899
Is he Irish or Scottish
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>>217233948
Norn iron
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>>217233897
She was always a bit saucy.
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Its clever actually
>who you murdering next
Jessie
>if you murder jessie next and recruit me i'll join you
If they say yes and murder jessie he can warn everyone or a few people privately and look like a faithful the next breakfast
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>>217233986
I don't get his strat. Why does he need them to murder jessie first? Whats to stop them just fucking with him? Is he allowed to just dictate the rules of the game for when recruiments are allowed to happen?
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I'm calling it, Harriet and backwards cap man are connected in some way, mother son. There will be a big reveal at the end of the series about all the People that are connected
>Amanda and Reece
>Maz and Faraz
>Jessie and curley hair guy
Are two that in sure off but no one said anything after banishment. But if that is the case everyone would have figured it out after this many reveals
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>>217234016
Because if they kill Jessie he will have more faith in them and is hoping they won't kill him. Nothing is stopping them from killing him, but like he said, he wants to build trust with the traitors.
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>>217234016
Because he will warn Jessie and others that she is next, then when they murder her, he looks like the ultimate faithful.
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>>217234040
Would.
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>>217234024
I still wanna know Ellie's other secrets.
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>>217234016
>traitors agree deal
>he warns Jessie “you’re gonna get killed”
>she warns everyone
>Jessie murdered
>everyone banishes Matthew
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>>217234016
Strategically what would Matthew bring as a traitor? Fair play for being bold but why would they choose him as a traitor
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>>217234055
very tidy for 57
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>>217234101
Another body for Rachel to throw on the fire
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>>217234101
Sacrificial lamb similar to Hugo. I think Rachel is currently using Stephen as a lamb and thats the "game plan" she's been talking about, but I think she's becoming fond of him, and wants a new lamb.
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I just started this week. Rachel has a creepy dead eyed smile
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>>217234167
>we have billie eilish at home
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>>217234167
jesus christ
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>>217234057
She went to the reddit school of psychology
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>>217234167
Jessie's my favourite by far.
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>>217234059
>I asked the traitors and that's what they said
Not even a lie
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>>217234283
They should just kill Matthew instead for the fun of it
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>>217234167
I love her, she's got that total 'I'm different and I'm embracing it energy' instead of the edgy 4chan miserable autist vibe
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>>217232508
Gas the filthy kikes and redistribute their ill-gotten kike gold. Tkd, take back the world
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I got all the questions right on millionaire hot seat again
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Think I might be in love with Jade.
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Gladiators is back on 17 Jan
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>>217234338
>>217234352
1. Jade
2. Jessie
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9001. all the other slags
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>>217234057
Tranny
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>>217234057
let down her entire family
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>>217232508
Bros will people Amanda sent to jail have a legit case for appeal now? She was CORRUPT as fuck. Fucking crazy how bent she was.
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>>217234167
Imagine sweaty sex with this loudmouth slampig. Kino.
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Jadebros we made it another day.
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>>217233741
Reece cried and then nearly got voted out a second time the next day

>>217233678
Only two weeks left
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/ourspergfu/ is getting Stephen voted out at the next table btw



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