>Fiona vs Rachel editionDo you think /ourgirl/ is going to get through this?
>>217232508Fiona is easily the most interesting person to watch this series. Everyone else is all sanatised and keep their heads down. Whereas Fiona has just completely blown up the whole dynamic of the castle because he's jealous Amanda told Rachel she's a copper over her. This is going to be an interesting episode. I hope Fiona can play it off, lads. I honestly can't stand Rachel.
I feel like Stephen will side with Rachel because they're the originals but Rachel is the selfish one while Fiona is the team player.
>>217232508>Rosie Jones confirmed for line-up in the next series Celebrity Traitors UK
Present.>>217232584But will he throw himself under the bus if it looks like fiona is more popular at the round table?
>>217232584Stephen is such a melt that he'll end up siding with whoever's more dominant. He probably has mummy issues, tbf.
>>217232622Is she the spacker?
>>217232622Oh fuck off
Alri
>>217232625If she gets banished then the heat is off him as they'll assume Fiona was the Traitor in the room during that Ross thing and not Stephen since she was also there.
Alan Sugar's side profile really makes him resemble the jolly merchant, lol.
Jade looks like Orlando Bloom from certain angles.
>>217232673I bet Jade has a perfect pink arsehole
>>217232622
She's fuming.
Good evening /traitors/ and good evening based fiona
>>217232650This. A tragicomedy of a man.
>>217232650>>217232584the faithful's with good perception (jessie, harriet) would be wise to keep him in the game for while. you eliminate him and you have no idea who replaces him. might as well keep a useful idiot around for a while.
>>217232650you're right he's got nothing to saytoo hot in the kitchen for him right now
Ive been a /fiona/ lifelong since last week. Ask me anything. Yes my penis is huge
>>217232622Imagine someone with tourettes, wouldn't that be more fun than this one?
>>217232749Do you have sex with grannies?
Nightmare lineup for Celebrity Traitors season 2:>Jo Brand>James Corden>Nadiya Hussain>Owen Jones>Jeremy Kyle>Ncuti GatwaWhat others?
>>217232768I’ll make an exception with yours. Ask her to dm on here
Do we know their socials? I want to see Fiona in her red thong swimsuit
sex with jessie
Shut up, Rachel, you miserable cow.
>>217232785Nish Kumar
>>217232785>Jeremy Vine>Nish Kumar>James O'BrienI can see Clive Myrie doing it and being absolutely shit
>>217232785Romesh Ranganathan
>>217232785Jezza would be quality. He's such a pedantic, imposing prick he'd control the round table. Although studio in their right mind would give him air time. He's been banished to the likes of TalkTV. Even GBNews wouldn't touch him.
>>217232785Phillip Scofield
>>217232785Lord Fat Nonce
>>217232785No Walliams? (Still waiting for the accusations to emerge)
Alistair Campbell tooYou could balance it up with>Jeremy Clarkson>Joey Barton>Matt Le Tissier>John Cleese>Katie Hopkins
>>217232785Huw Edwards
Jade bare shoulder's
Can't tell if James is based or cringe.
poor reece
>>217232863>Alistair Campbellplease no bloodthirsty genocidal warmongers
>>217232785Rory Stewart or Diane Abbott
>that handwritingThe secret traitor handwriting theory was a load of shit then
>>217232785wiggerpig
YESCRY JAMES CRY
>>217232785>Kanye West
>>217232785RomeshRob BeckettDean McCulloughNella RoseAndrew Mountbatten-Windsor
Banishing Jade is for weak wristed gays
>Jessie feeling up the working class chad.
Looking dicey for Jade
Need pictures of Fiona 20 yrs ago
>>217232981Seconding this.
>W-w-w-wanna h--hhhhave s-s-sex?Imagine
>>217232978Prettiest traitors contestant worldwide. Factos
>>217233002Jessie mogs Jade.
>>217233022No you just think she’s attainable because of her stutter
>>217233000I think she fakes it for attention. Half the time she's talking perfectly fine, like she's forgotten it's her gimmick lol
>>217232785Who's that bird off big brother who's always race baiting on twitter? Her and Katie Hopkins in the turret battling over whether to murder the darkies or the yts first
>>217232981
>no megabitch lesbo who thinks smarter than rest >suddenly better show
>>217233062At first I thought it was another Charlotte Season 3 situation but faking a disability is another level of fucked
Will like to hose down Claudia and see what she really looks like
>>217233089She obviously doesn't fake it, she speaks weirdly even when she's speaking fluently.
>>217233099Has she got jaundice? Very yellow this episode
Imagine her as a Traitor, Kino.
>>217233099Kind of like queen of /tv/ Sarah Squirm
>who's the most likeable>me
How are the answers determined?
>Jademuted beige-pink pastel>Jessiebubblegum pink>Rachelhorsemane brown>Ellielipstick red
>Jessie sperging out Kek.
wait what's happening in the walled garden?
Whats Ellie's other secrets?
>>217233160They did a survey after bells in their room last night
>>217233217>Whats Ellie's other secrets?Eight inches and versatile
>>217233217She's racist.
Harriet a smart mother fucker
Are we sure Rachel isn't jewish?
Honestly, why did Hugo do that incredibly cringe moment of silence thing? Literally sealed his fate right there.You watch people do absurd nonsense like that in the pressure of the moment and makes you wonder if you would fuck up like that as well in the same situation.
>>217233324Fiona went balls to the wall because she was jealous that someone didn't tell her and her family of coppers something. Folk are just mental.
>>217233241Lol I figured that out eventually. Brutal.Fiona is such a bitch, hope she gets kicked
Imagine how many innocent people she's put in prison
>>217233414And how many BAMEs she's let off the hook.
>can i jump in q..quicklybetter keep it to 5 words or less then jessie
I'm not feeling so good, Fionabros.
>>217233324Maybe he felt it was expected that he'd be big team leader moral centre man naturally following from his age and revealed profession, considering his profession he got called sus for not being aggressive enough at round table
>>217233448 Nah mate. Sam's fucked.
STOP BULLYING JADE
Jade seems like she can be quite miserable.
Stephen you fucking poofter!!!
Fiona's bottled it. She's shot herself in the foot now.
>calls out Rachael as a traitor over a drink>votes for Sambe unpredictable
>Rants and raves about Rachel then votes SamWhat's her endgame
WTF Fiona, starting all that shit and voting sam
Ooft Stephen
The ((Irish)) witch has come out on top, it seems.
What is it that Sam has done wrong exactly?
Added Stephen and Rachael to my “I hate the Irish and gays” folder
FIONA BROS...
>>217233618He's intelligent, handsome, and worst of all, white.
Not a single vote for Rachel, huge misjudgement from Fiona there
>>217233651They’re all believing the secret detective who suspected everyone but the actual traitors, so what do we expect
Another night without a murder? Are they trying to drag this series out as long as possible?
Called it yesterday, Stephen will fly under the radar after all this and pull an Alan Carr and win just because no one takes them seriously. Plus crying like a bitch about voting Fiona helps him to
>>217233689Helps him to...what?
Fuck me Harriet is fucking ruthless, straight on Racheal
Actually don’t mind Stephen despite being a shirt lifter >Ellie seeing Jessie wishing she could tell Ross thislol. Don’t even know why they brought a couple on the show with no pay off
Get Harriet murdered
>>217233324The same reason fiona threw a grenade in I guess, she's retarded.>>217233651She was such a cunt holy shit, glad she's gone.
They don't know what's happened behind closed doors but I think Faraz is the only one to not vote out a known traitor
>>217233708Reece cried and everyone stopped thinking he was a traitor. Stephen was under suspicion because of Jessie saying he was in the room, but Fiona was in there to and now Jessie is off the scent
Who are you rooting for now /ourgran/ is gone?
>>217233724t. Paddy from Belfast
>>217233747Stephen. It’s what she would’ve wanted. She only blasted Rachel to protect him, she knew she was manipulating him
>>217233747Jade. Always.
>>217233747Stephen has grown on be tbf.I like Jessie, Adam and Matthew as well.
*muffled voice*>fuck off we're not telling you!
Matthew you sneeky bastard
Based Matthew
Intriguing
Noooo not Jessie. First they came for the BAMEs, then they came for the sperges.
The cliffhangers are real good this season
>>217233712Competition to be the ultimate BBC QUEEN of the traitors castle.
>keeps voting for Maz as secret traitor>finally an official traitor>murders Maz
Welsh Amanda had a glow up
Kino
>>217233880
>>217233899Is he Irish or Scottish
>>217233948Norn iron
>>217233897She was always a bit saucy.
Its clever actually>who you murdering nextJessie>if you murder jessie next and recruit me i'll join youIf they say yes and murder jessie he can warn everyone or a few people privately and look like a faithful the next breakfast
>>217233986I don't get his strat. Why does he need them to murder jessie first? Whats to stop them just fucking with him? Is he allowed to just dictate the rules of the game for when recruiments are allowed to happen?
I'm calling it, Harriet and backwards cap man are connected in some way, mother son. There will be a big reveal at the end of the series about all the People that are connected>Amanda and Reece>Maz and Faraz>Jessie and curley hair guyAre two that in sure off but no one said anything after banishment. But if that is the case everyone would have figured it out after this many reveals
>>217234016Because if they kill Jessie he will have more faith in them and is hoping they won't kill him. Nothing is stopping them from killing him, but like he said, he wants to build trust with the traitors.
>>217233965
>>217234016Because he will warn Jessie and others that she is next, then when they murder her, he looks like the ultimate faithful.
>>217234040Would.
>>217234024I still wanna know Ellie's other secrets.
>>217234016>traitors agree deal>he warns Jessie “you’re gonna get killed”>she warns everyone >Jessie murdered>everyone banishes Matthew
>>217234016Strategically what would Matthew bring as a traitor? Fair play for being bold but why would they choose him as a traitor
>>217234055very tidy for 57
>>217234101Another body for Rachel to throw on the fire
>>217234101Sacrificial lamb similar to Hugo. I think Rachel is currently using Stephen as a lamb and thats the "game plan" she's been talking about, but I think she's becoming fond of him, and wants a new lamb.
I just started this week. Rachel has a creepy dead eyed smile
>>217234167>we have billie eilish at home
>>217234167jesus christ
>>217234057She went to the reddit school of psychology
>>217234167Jessie's my favourite by far.
>>217234059>I asked the traitors and that's what they saidNot even a lie
>>217234283They should just kill Matthew instead for the fun of it
>>217234167I love her, she's got that total 'I'm different and I'm embracing it energy' instead of the edgy 4chan miserable autist vibe
>>217232508Gas the filthy kikes and redistribute their ill-gotten kike gold. Tkd, take back the world
I got all the questions right on millionaire hot seat again
Think I might be in love with Jade.
Gladiators is back on 17 Jan
>>217234338>>2172343521. Jade2. Jessie...9001. all the other slags
>>217234057Tranny
>>217234057let down her entire family
>>217232508Bros will people Amanda sent to jail have a legit case for appeal now? She was CORRUPT as fuck. Fucking crazy how bent she was.
>>217234167Imagine sweaty sex with this loudmouth slampig. Kino.
Jadebros we made it another day.
>>217233741Reece cried and then nearly got voted out a second time the next day>>217233678Only two weeks left
/ourspergfu/ is getting Stephen voted out at the next table btw