PEGNIS REPORT??
>>217232545Like Caitlin Jenner
>>217232545Pulverized and used to make boner meal
If only there was an app to discuss this
>>217232649app? what happened there?
dick dossier?
>>217232545It's over
>>217232545>Please send money, anons
>>217232649>>217232677I heard on the official Jeremy Renner app that Hawkeye put a gun in his wife's mouth
>>217232545we can rebuild it, we have the technology
>>217233944do we tho
>>217232545
>>217233967where can I get this game?
>>217232545dong disclosure?
>>217234027free on Jeremy Renner app
>>217233967i thought it was just his penis that was hurt?
>>217233967Funny thing is his nephew just moved out of the way and is fine.
>>217232545PINGAS PRRROMOTION?
>>217232545shaft situation?
If I was Renner, I'd rather be Reiner.
>>217232545Ugly finger tips
>>217234206It would be horrible to be stabbed to death with your own dick. RIP Jeremy Reiner
Urethra update?
>>217233967The scary part is that specific snow machine has a lever you need to set to adjust it for how many inches of cock you are expecting
>>217233967Why did he try to stop the plow instead of moving the boy?
>>217234905What sort of pervert would try and move a boy with his dick and balls?
Must be tough to be a formerly handsome Hollywood star that now has no penis.
>>217234949hey, on the bright side he could still win a best actress oscar... maybe strap that on.
>>217233174I read that in his voice, along with a follow-up of Chris laughing and saying "shut up, Zach".
memes aside, did he actually lost his dick?
>>217234905Because he thought he’d be le badass action movie star and he paid for it with his penis.
>>217235445lets put it this way... the snow is piling up in his wife's lap.
>>217235445no,we're just memeing
>>217235445Yes. He got run over by a 17000 pound machine. It crushed his pelvis and exploded his balls and his penile cartilage was smashed beyond recognition. He now has a yellow Foley catheter where his penis hole used to be.
His dick is fine you weirdos
>>217235688Oh yeah, have you sucked on it?
>>217235688fine as in particulate
>>217235835kek
>>217233967*Shake Hands with Danger starts playing*
>>217235445His dick crossed state lines. In four different places.
>>217235445It was indeed actually severed just above the base, but thanks to his quick thinking nephew it was packed in snow and so was able to be saved. As operating on his actual life-threatening injuries were the priority, they had to graft his penis onto his ass meat in the interim so that the tissue didn't die.
>>217236665I read the same article as you and you have a few facts wrong. First, Jermey's penis and testicles were obliterated. Second, his nephew was actually so dimwitted he was nearly run down by an idling snowplow. He did however pack snow into his uncle's ass until help arrived and wrangled him. I can see how you got confused.
Cock condition?Genital gist?Schlong status?Urethral update?Penile presence?Pee pee postulation?Erectile existence?Member metrics?Willy welfare?Hog heuristics?Shaft situation?Dick Diagnosis?
>>217236537I almost threw up from laughing so hard. 1 of 4 times that's ever happened in my life, I just wanted you to know that you are a funny guy
>>217237130it's gone bro
>>217235445they didnt lose it but it is in fact detached from his body
>>217238831https://youtu.be/Hb5mKGQNoCc?si=F32WWz9NmQ7yjJrf!!!FACT!!!
>>217238883https://youtu.be/DnsDbOi6sTY?si=sDBlhQoyGuCwxdSC!!!FACT!!!
>>217238904
>>217238927!!!FACT!!!
>>217232545>I have a vagina now!
>>217238927
>>217238957
>>217238973
>>217238991Blank template!!!FACT!!!
JEREMY SPOKE IN.... CLASS TODAY
>>217235445'fraid so..
>>217239066when he hits us with the surprise of whats left, our jaws will drop wide open
>>217236475>I USED TO LAUGH AT SAFETY....
Shattered. Ravaged. Broken beyond belief
>>217240339shitting and/or pissing
>>217233967I assume the fact they were treads is the sole reason his head didn't pop like a grape
>>217232545His penis is very much intact, however due to nerve damage he can't get hard anymore.
>>217241728stiffy status?
>>217232545>>217233967he's in wake up dead man for five minutes and looks FUCKED UP, he's mumbling every line and he looks like he had a stroke in a lot of shots. his DONG was probably RIPPED AND TORN.
this is literally the only website that menions his dick
>>217242474It's just like one or two dudes doing that over and over, samefagging. I'm not kidding.
>>217234134You will DIE.
Prosthesis progress?
>>217232545WASTED AND WOUNDED
I will always remember him as the man who made a film where he used his functional and existing penis to make love to a 1X year old asian girl.
>>217240799No that was his testicles that popped. He’s like Michael Jackson now
does red light therapy really grow back a penis?
>>217242503God bless /tv/.
>>217242474It's called tact. Everyone knows it, family-friendly public outlets aren't going to come right out and say it. There's no easy way to say a guy got grundle garbled.
>>217243540It's actually green light
>>217242503And you know this information...... how...?
