>pretends to be a nerd to save his career
>>217233960he almost said redwall but had to hide his power level
>>217233960i wonder how actors react to their agent telling them about their new personality they have to adopt.
>>217233960He would be mega-star in any other era of films but got stuck in the woke era. At least he got to be Superman
>>217233960One of the greatest dissolusinist moments in my life came when I saw the second movie in theaters. All my college friends were super into it because it was the cool nerdy thing so I went with them at midnight to see it. This guy that was 2 years older than me and in his first year of law school was kinda like my big brother at the moment. When we walked out of the theater he was so hyped but I complained about some stuff. I remember not liking the shelob scene and pointing out some other stuff that wasn't book accurate. And this guy tells me I'm not a real Tolkien fan. What's your favorite scene from the book? For me, it's when frodo has lost all hope and he sees the sun below the clouds of Mordor.
>>217234073First me its when the hobbits are praised with great praise
>>217233960I thought he was a legitimate nerd?Anyone who plays wargames is genuine at the least
Conan the Barbarian
>>217234013It's no different than being a Starbucks employee who has to fake cheeriness for 8 hours. Except in the actor's case you get millions for it and get to go do fun degenerate shit at mansions later.
>>217234073Third movie no? Sherlob wasn't in TTT
He's a nerd and hot women love him. The best of both worlds.
>>217234537Just like me fr fr
>>217234527>Third movie no? Sherlob wasn't in TTTRetard didn't watch LOTR. >>217234073>dissolusinist
>>217234073>One of the greatest dissolusinist moments in my life came when I saw the second movie in theaters.Nigger my theatre was fucking cheering when gandalf dive through the depths of Moria to slay the Balrog. One of the hypest movie moments ever
>>217233960He's not pretending though, he was a fat kid through his school life and got bullied like hell throughout, so all he did was play games and do nerdy shit.
>so contraria he shits on tolkien as a limey fuck and says he "stole" the fantasy genre from america because conan existed first
>>217234073I thought it was pretty boring but I was also only 10 when it came out.
>>217234625why do you care what some retarded youtuber has to say?
>>217234644I used to dislike Frodo and Sam scenes when I was at that age too
>>217234677Trying to make people shit on rf because that amuses me.
>>217234625I’ve read collected stories of Conan more than I ever considered re-reading LotR desu senpai
>>217234073I liked the goblins in the hobbit. I don’t think they did goblins justice in any of the films
>>217234826Actually I do remember thinking that. It isn't what I'm talking about or what the thread is about, but I do remember thinking they actually made the giant trolls pretty much how I imagined them as a 10 year old boy
>>217234073i recently tried to rewatch the trilogy first time since its release. I stopped in the first third of the second movie. they're really not good. love the books though
>seethes because theyre a nerd and not hot
>>217234795Conan stories are very short and simply written, they're a lot easier to read than lotrThe guy is great at making you yearn for adventure though
>>217234486dude they rape children and kill them and eat them .. wtf
>>217233960>PC or Console?>Steamdeck
>>217234073>when I saw the second movie in theaters.>shelob scene
>>217233960he's just like me and we play runescape together.
>>217233960he should have said deltora quest if he was a real one
>>217235320You can be a redditor all you want. No one even cares.
>Be me>Mid 2000s>Spend $1000+ on a gaming PC>Just continued to play Runescape and Newgrounds flash games on itI could really have used that money when I left home
>>217235280wtf I'm not going to Starbuck again
>>217233960If he's not then he's really good at pretending. They probably offered him a part in rings of power and he refused out of principle
>>217235383far better to have a good computer and not need it than vice versa.
>>217233988Imagine if he dropped Discworld
>>217233960You don't get into these random details just for show. Look at people like Brie Larson, if you fake it you say some random shit like "I play Nintendo" and not get into detailed Warhammer lore.
>>217233960To understand what Henry Cavill is, you need to know his history:>born on Jersey, an island owned by England but off the coast of France in the Channel>father was a stockbroker>4th of 5 brothers>went to a posh private boarding school on mainland England>was considered a bit of a runt and a loser at school>was called "fat Cavill" because he was a doughy little boy>played rugby to try to avoid bullying>suddenly, puberty was kind to him>in his late teens he suddenly becomes handsome>gets a role in a film called Laguna (uncertain how he manages this)>next, a casting director visits his school looking for someone to play a part in The Count of Monte Cristo, which he gets>after this, he gets a few bit parts here>almost a decade since his school days, he's done little parts in about 9 films>also does some TV work>starts working out>gets the role of Theseus in Immortals>does another nothing film but then lands Superman>absolute game-changer>career shoots to the moon>HOWEVER, he is still just a fat little bullied kid inside looking for acceptance>still has those interests and hobbies, they've just been hiding because his unexpected looks got him where he is>now he feels more confident and settled, he starts revealing his loser side>it actually costs him a lot to do that>girls start to get the ick from him>people working with him don't like his passion for nerd stuff>nerds all think he's a poser because he's handsome and muscular but don't know his backstory>ends up losing Superman, Witcher, can't even do the 40k film he really wantsPersonally, I think he's probably a pretty chill guy, given his journey. I'd like a pint with him and discuss all his interests and hobbies, I'm sure he'd be as enthusiastic as any of us would about our niche interests.
>>217235280No they snort coke, pop pills, and have gang bangs. I lived in LA for three years and went to a few. It's just sex and drugs with way more money.
Cavill can't stop winning.
>>217235736>Personally, I think he's probably a pretty chill guy, given his journey. I'd like a pint with him and discuss all his interests and hobbies, I'm sure he'd be as enthusiastic as any of us would about our niche interests.Women get the 'ick' because his fanbase consists of weirdos who write shit like this.
he finally got a gf when he turned 41
>>217234072rip geraldo of riviera
>>217235806yeah dude, saying you'll share a pint with someone is incel behavior
>>217235806Yeah, men socialising, what sort of disgusting idea is that?
>>217235816If I had his looks, money, and fame, I'd probably spend my 30s banging around the world before I settled down for my 40s.
>>217235929too bad he spent his 30s painting WH40k miniatures and installing graphics cards
>>217235942That you know of.
>>217233960>star trek or star wars>babylon 5
idk LoT scenes fall flat
>>217233960>save his careerHe still gets roles and because he's a nerd he has more money than he will ever need in his lifetime.Henry won.
>>217234625He's a grade A retard.Even worse than Jeremy from the Quartering and Tim Pool.
>>217233988kek
>>217235816Why the fuck do weirdos online act like she's not hot? She's really fucking hot, goddamn.
>>217235806>women get the "ick" because of other people you've never metLove from Kazakhstan.
>>217234437He is. Check out his reaction when he found out his Witcher co-star was also into Warhammer, you can’t fake that excitement. Also, he was the driving force behind every good thing about the Witcher series and really cared about the material even though everyone else let him down. He’s a real one.
>>217233960Is that the origin of this meme? He chose lord of the rings, one of the most normie fantasy franchises there is?
>>217237286Normalfags haven't liked LOTR in twenty yearsIt's like saying the PS2 is your favorite console, it was the bestselling console in the world but that's weird now
>>217234625>>217234795Conan chads respect Tolkienlads, but do not view them as peers
>>217235050>they're a lot easier to readBecause they're enjoyable to read. Going from REH to Tolkien is like going from playing Warcraft 3 to Age of Empires. Both great, but incredibly different, with Age of Empires being less "exciting". Tolkien is incredibly, incredibly, INCREDIBLY fucking dry, and he has this rabid fascination with trees, so much so he even made the trees literal anthropomorphized characters. REH's writings also carry a notable undercurrent of philosophical subtext involving barbarism vs civility, autonomy vs social reliance, and man vs nature. Along with some Lovecraftian horror tucked in for good measure.Also, while I like that Tolkien is accepted into the literary community for his efforts in the fantasy genre, but he's ruined it in that everyone just tries to copy him for clout.
>>217235280You have proof of this?
>>217235280Damn, Starbucks be wildin
>>217234537>>217235782life is unfair...
>>217233960most obvious PR stund fake question in history of celebrity interviews prehaps
>>217235942He probably fucked at least one chick working on every movie he's ever been in.
>>217237602Cavill has never escaped the image of being a weird fucking loser in spite of being a tall ripped millionaire
>pumm actually I prefer gay hobbits and simple story children can understand to tits and multifaceted political narrative.
>>217237648>the image of being a weird fuckingI'm sure after he puts his kid to bed he cries on his wife titties while having a hard time deciding where in the world to vacation next.
>>217234013? They are professional actors. You know what actors do for a living, right?
>>217233960Where did it come from that he is pretending to be a nerd. Did he expose himself or something? He sounds pretty believable to me. Also being fat guy in youth explains his nerdy side.
He's been a known WoW player for like 15 years now. Dude is giga autist. He probably posts here in secret. Belongs on this site more than 90% of the faggots today
>>217234537That's how you know that he is at least a bisexual.
>>217237979Wow was never nerdy. All my normie friends played it. Star Wars Galaxies was nerdy.
>>217234614>when gandalf dive through the depths of Moria to slay the Balrog.one thing the movies leave out is the entire side journey that gandalf undergoes when fighting the balrog; when they fell into the chasm and crash landed in the underground lake, the balrog's flame was temporarily extinguished and it looked like "a thing of slime" as they kept fighting in the water. the balrog then tried to flee and gandalf gave chase as its (renewed) flame was the only thing lighting the way in the endless maze of tunnels, which were filled with "nameless things": creatures of unknown origin similar to the watcher in the water at the entrance of moria. gandalf and the balrog eventually reached a colossal staircase called the "endless stair", which was thought to either be a myth or destroyed and according to some estimates is over 15km tall. they fought and fought and fought all the way up until it popped them out the absolute peak of the mountain, which is where they continued fighting in the moviethe movies are great but the books are something else
>>217235736since when women get the ick from him? lmaowomen really only care about status and money, and if you're good looking, thats a huge plus too, and guess what? he has all of that, so instead of seeing him as a loser nerd, they think he has hobbies and thats normal, that's about itsuperman got lost because the DCEU was a complete mess and w40k is a whole other mess because of how big the setting is, the only thing that was actually his fault was the witcher but you can't really blame him for it, he was actually trying to save the show from being more goyslop filled with kike propaganda, so if he couldnt do that, then the show was doomed from the start, simple asbtw, you omitted on his history the time he was in the tudors, which I think was the real career changing role, since it was thanks to it that women around the world got to know about him before superman
>>217237922So...you only can be nerdy due to being a fat fag or having no game?lmao niggas here of all places pretend that jocks only fuck, drink and absolutely dont have autism about guns, cars, sports (embarassingly so), war and accesories, as well as not enjoy and obsess about all flashy goyslop and capeshit.
>>217233960I prefer Deltora Quest
>>217235280God I wish that was me
>>217235782So did people just forget about pedro being a creep?
>>217238050You can never please every 12 year olds mind. Jackson did a pretty good job. It's just that most tv posters couldn't read hardy boys when they were 12
>>217234589Shelob wasn't in the second movie, unless you're agreeing with him I can't understand your post due to your terrible formatting
>>217238050that whole fight sounds cartoonishly ridiculous, no wonder it got omitted
>>217238080
>>217237711I look like this and i say this.
>>217238162(you)
>>217234072You're acting like he's the first talentless pretty ever to fail in Hollywood
>>217237255>you can’t fake that excitementOh no no no
>>217233960isn't this fake? I remember seeing something like this but with Christian Bale instead who said lotr
>>217238543https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bm3aBzQa6m0
>>217238184again, he was trying to save the show, and the only woman getting the ick from him are fat whales with blue hair
>>217238184>multiple HR complaints were madeIf they were serious, one would be the reason they were fired. Multiple HR complaints mean they were all bullshit
>>217235384kek
