>>217237067
ONCE AGAIN THE GODS SPREAD CHEEKS TO RAM COCK IN FUCKING ARSE

Lesbian + Age Gap please, Grok

You kiss my cheek only to finger my ass!

my cock rages on

pacing is dragging badly
compared to season 1 of spartacus almost nothing has happened in 7 episodes

>>217237306
it's one season series so have to pace it properly. anyway i haven't found it boring or anything

>korris vs the midgets
holy kino...

how did ancient roman’s deal with butts being full of crap when having sex with them? enemas weren’t invented until the dark ages

Cornelia and Ivana need a full episode devoted entirely to their lesbian domina/slave girl kink. You've made me sit through the gay love story, Steven, you owe me this.

>>217237384
yeah Im sure it took until the middle ages to invent blowing water up your ass

>>217237377
I didn't see that coming. Whole time it was set up that achillia will beat them in the end but it was korris all along :O

>>217237360
>it's one season series
Wait, really? That blows. Only 3 episodes left

>>217237436
and the way he did it lmao

>>217237427
you’re just an arrogant philostine

>>217237436
She'll fight the remaining midget next week

feels like there are a lot more sex scenes in house of ashur but the chicks are bad and not in a good way

>>217237452
i don't know for sure. imdb calls it tv mini series, so i go with that. unless there's more. which i would welcome.

>>217237528
>Behold, Achillia, a crippled woman with a stick and a pot lid taped to her arm!
>VERSUS
>....ONE midget!
hear how the crowd roars, their excitement overflowing!

>>217237568
The preview has the midget sticking another gladiator in the neck

>>217237067
Alright guys, I just got off work. I have a mug of hot chocolate ready, now time to watch the new episode.

>>217237534
I would happily all of them

>>217237595
Enjoy fellow post-work ashur enjoyer. I liked this episode a lot

>>217237589
Please no spoilers

>>217237534
Women with real sex appeal just do OnlyFans these days. No need to put up with casting couch Jews just to get a degrading one-scene role with no dialogue like the bathtub girl from season 1.

I get the feeling they always wanted her to use a spear because it just makes the most sense but they felt the need to write a convoluted way of getting there because just giving the black woman a spear by default would've seemed racist

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And what of good Solonius?

>>217237728
What's racist about it?

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>>217237067
Look at Ivana Baquero's fuckin' chest - THEY DIDN'T HAVE FAKE TITS IN ANCIENT ROME!

>>217237746
solonius is kill

>>217238090
Wrong.

>>217238121
but what if...he DIDN'T
coming this fall, Good Solonius survives his execution upon the sands as the Thracian did, having no lack of Skill nor the Desire to Live - will he now stand with Full Hands, and will every woman have him?

>>217237067
I bet Roman richfags had so much sex. I envy them
Think of all the tiddy even basic bitch senators got to succ

>>217238861
they didn’t have cialis

>>217238861
they did, orgies and literal sex slaves
theres jewellery like metal armbands, rings and collars with saucy inscriptions from back then

Im recording this right now. I'll watch it jn a bit.

>>217238839
It should've been House of Solonius

>>217238839
>Spartacus just straight up dies
>They reluctantly grant Solonius freedom but everyone still thinks he killed a Magistrate so everyone hates him
>Batiatus doesn't die, things never go south for him
>there isn't even a slave revolt at all
>Solonius is just poor and everybody hates him
he can never win

>>217237067
I don't even know if we're memeing Rome or Spartacus anymore

this new show has so few fight scenes

it's just talking or nudity

where is the drama?

>>217238861
There was actually a pretty strong taboo against overindulging in sex. Not for any moral reason but because Romans thought an overly strong sex drive was a sign of mental illness. A guy who had a reputation for using his sex slaves too frequently risked not being taken seriously by his peers. Not everyone adhered to the taboo of course, but it goes to show in any time or place there are always culturally imposed hurdles to fulfilling your fantasies.

I wish Ashur wasn't hallucinating the noble daughter when he was confessing his love to his slave. She was so happy :(

Kinda felt had for rhe midges ngl. Also, Korris actor if too fucking old to pull off all the action choreography they gave him. There were at least three times in his fight with the midges and other gladiators where he just stood in one spot while they all just attacked him and he killed them the Segal fu

>>217237108
>>217237067
Making English be spoken like Latin was fucking ingenious on the part of the creators of Spartacus. So fucking unique and enjoyable. I never tire from it. The new Ashur spin-off is pozzed as hell but hearing this Latin/English hybrid be spoken was stil as satisfying.

>>217240410
Yeah the choreography is very hit or miss. Though I will give Achillia props because she actually looks good and competent using the spear.
Worth noting that had they not been using wooden practice weapons, she dealt a fatal blow to the current Champion in the first 15 seconds of the fight

>the somehow NOTICABLY worse dialogue from spartacus
it sounds like three dudes from /tv/ trying to recreat e the dialogue in a meme
>the extremely shoe-horned in black gladiator female le warrior
probably the worst part of the show, only because there's a 100% chance it's going to be the ENTIRE MAIN STORYLINE as well, and even ashur, who was an alright character but shines above these trash heaps, will spend the rest of this show(i predict, ive only watche one episode) now guiding this magical negro lady.
>the obvious hard division of this not being a "everyone wanted to see it" sequel and instead a "this was the only actor who convinced us over the years" kind of sequel

>>217240552
>will spend the rest of this show(i predict, ive only watche one episode) now guiding this magical negro lady
It's not that bad, he's really only invested in her because none of his regular gladiators show much promise and he's convinced himself the only way to really stand out is to give the people something they've never seen before
He doesn't really like Achillia or care about her wellbeing beyond it benefiting him in the arena, she's treated as a novelty and kind of a jest by nearly everyone
Doctore and the Dadiator are the characters who really go over the top hyping her up

>>217240552
>only watched one episode
Wow so your trash opinion means less than shit on the floor. Yet as usual you announce it as if it's fact and anyone cares.

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>>217239532
I’m getting mixed responses here

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>>217237800
And what of good Cossutius

>>217240552
Words fall from mouth like shit from ass, fall to fucking position.

>>217237384
when you’re done you just wipe the shit off your dick with a wet rag or something

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>>217240903
He just wanted to have fun with his friends...

>>217240955
pretty sure the public toilets even had a communal shared brush to scrub your ass "clean" after you shitted
they were kinda nasty

Total midget death

Upon from the shaft of my cock!!!

>>217241015
>even had a communal shared brush to scrub your ass "clean" after you shitted
>they were kinda nasty
no, David, they didn't do this

>>217240324
I even felt bad on that part. I'll take the red head

Did Roman royalty REALLY use opium like this?

>>217241660
Wrong. I saw Batiatus do it in season 2.