>basically a glorified extra with 5 lines of dialogue>gets a super dramatic slow motion death scene like he's a main character It's obvious Jackson wanted to recapture the feeling of Boromir's death but this is kinda silly
these movies fucking suck
>>217238079Was this guy important in the books?
>>217238079He is alive in the book
>>217238263Nope. Significantly less so even since in the books legolas is the only elf at helms deep. Haldirs only role in the books is to say "sup, I'm haldir" when they're walking into lothlorien
the books suck too after the first oneand i mean hobbit here just get to the fucking point you stupid manchild, i dont care about your retarded paganism of describing each tree in the forest for a page
>>217239167nobody is forcing you to read the books bro just put it down and walk away haha
>>217238079I always thought something was off about his head.Like it is uncomfortably larger than it should be.Or his armor makes it seem like he has no neck.Or both.I don't know, I always hated that character because of his weird skull.
>>217239193i was raped by the purple prose
>>217238079He was better in Mitchell and Webb
Easy on the Lembas there Haldir
>>217239210He's just a bit bloated broSome people get ripped and still have fat heads
>>217238381he didn't say that
>>217238079He just respawned in the elf land after this anyway
>>217239888Wasnt Glorfindel the only known elf to have actually respawned? Why didnt all the thousands of thousands that died in the first age?
>>217238079guess you had to be in the theater in 2002 to understand, after he pulled up with the archery gang we were hooting and hollering like it was the super bowl.
>>217240375and that is the problem with movie adaptationsmovie watchers are retarded
>>217240020Because the lore outside the main books is a nonexistent mess that's literally cobbled from random napkins tolkien tossed away that had writing on them.
>>217240020Presumably some of them respawned but stayed in valinor. Can't blame them.
>>217238381>haldir>can navigate a file directory like HAL 9000Come on!
>>217239461if you're casting someone as an elf "bloated" should be an instant disqualifier
>>217240375>hooting and holleringkek no.We were hootin' and a hollerin'!
>>217239167That's just Fellowship that begins slow. Two Towers and RotK are pretty fast paced.
>>217239167>i dont care about your retarded paganism of describing each tree in the forest for a pagewhy are you in such a rush?
>>217238079>Comes to help a battle that was impossible>Gives his life fighting/tv/ doesn't get heroism.
>>217238079This guy has a nice cock in real life
