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Are there any female comedians you actually like?
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>>217238809
Their stand-up? Probably not, but I don't like any guys either. Conan is the only one that gets a pass from me.
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>>217238809
i thought pork isnt kosher?
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Ruby Jean is legitimately talented
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Why does she have the legs of a morbidly obese woman when she's only normal obese. What body type is this?
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>>217238809
There are actually no women I like.
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>>217238809
goddamn imagine those powerful thighs marching in the desert, stomping and crushing countless skulls of arab children
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>women can't be fu-ACK!
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>>217238809
Sarah squirm
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>>217238809
pupinia stewart
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My favorite comediennes.
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>>217238898
Too many krabby patties
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>>217238898
She's regular obese with powerful haunches bro
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>>217238809
Maria Bamford
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>>217238809
I was at an art gallery and some random lesbian comedian was performing on the second floor, local no-name comic
Honestly, her topics were generic (therapy, dating, haircuts) but she had good delivery and I did laugh at some of her jokes - I felt like the grinch returning whoville’s presents, my heart had truly grown thanks to her actions

Also Tina Fey is a great show writer and you can say that’s not the same thing as being a comedian but comic writer is hard too
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>>217238809
The fuck is this body shape
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>>217239070
I bet she fucks her dad, also I'm gay.
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her lower half is 600 lbs and her upper half is 200
how is that possible
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>>217238809
I enjoyed Iliza Shesinger, but then she got married and became unfunny. I also enjoy Nikki Glaser but she got work done and nows shes ugly.
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This one’s the only one that has made me laugh and wanted to eat her ass.
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Joan Rivers is the classic answer. She was mean like a man.
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>>217238809
Name?
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>>217238809
Not a single one. They're all unfunny, talentless dykes.
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>>217239128
ancient fertility idol carving
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No.
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>>217238873
you park on a driveway
you walk on a sidewalk, not in it
also streetcars exist
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These ones are all-time classics:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ctPViK3LK-o
https://youtube.com/watch?v=IU8c7byMX3g
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Nz8ssH7LiB0
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>>217238809
Wonderful figure, I want to die underneath her
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>>217238809
I do think the worldwide Jewish population is vastly larger than what censuses list. Why, I can't say for sure.
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>>217238809
Haven't seen any of her stuff but she has a point. My childhood home was around the corner from a Tempe Beth Shalom k-8 and I NEVER ONCE saw a single person there, jew or otherwise. And no, it wasn't closed/abandoned. Gave me the same feeling as those laundering front restaurants you sometimes hear stories about
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>>217239120
When I was a neet I got into her YouTube show. She was funny as hell
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>>217239204
Smol submissive and breedable
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>>217239050
majority of these are walled by now, but whoever put this together shares my tastes almost 1:1, so respect.
but Monica Bellucci shoulda been Italy not amy adams.
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>>217239495
How smol?
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>>217239200
this is someone who probably went to a big improv place like Second City and thinks because the class and her friends laugh at a sketch character that it'll work as stand up.
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>>217238809
BIG MEATY THIGHS
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>>217238809
WOULD
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Someone get Robert Crumb on the phone...
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>>217239249
>you park on a driveway
you park in the driveway. learn to speak american when you're on this japanese inspired mongolian basket weaving forum
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>>217239128
The shape perfectly designed to sit on my face
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>>217238809
Would
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>>217238873
... but you do "motor" on a "motorway" Ruby Jean. Keep workshopping that one ...
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>>217239200
I'd put up with the shitty comedy
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Based Jenn, is not only an Oscar winning actress, she is naturally funnier than most working female comedians.
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>>217238809
I like CammyCooke

https://youtu.be/M_5dPSGnNxA
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Women are only funny when they aren't trying to be funny
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>>217239200
name?
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>>217239155
>Leonarda
She's absolutely based but WHY IS SHE NOT MARRIED WITH LIKE 7 KIDS
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>>217239910
lol that's pretty funny. good job
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>>217238809
DAD`S GOOGLE HISTORY

bbc sissy cei joi poppers anal slave bimbo gooner hypno ASMR

DAD`S GOOGLE HISTORY, DAD`S GOOGLE HISTORY
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Can someone please explain this joke. Why are they hiding?
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>>217240061
Cuz I'm out there
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>>217239200
i mean it's pretty clear she's doing a character but the character is shitty.
this chick is middling at best but I found the story entertaining.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VcMIeyjggbM
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Right-wing Female comedians are the peak of the female comedienne genre.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHDGbkzZyWI
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>>217238898
jewish
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>>217238837
Don't look up what she looks like now
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>>217240203
Wow not a single funny joke
impressive
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>>217238809
This would be the perfect scenario to have time stop powers
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>>217238809
Oh wow. A mouthy short squat JAP complain-splaining on stage. Because I don't already live in NJ.
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>>217239895
The second they go into their specific sexual mumbo jumbo the chances of it being funny drastically goes down
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>>217238809
there's no females that i like
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Women are SO funny!

https://x.com/nonregemesse/status/2009057345645760957
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Women are not funny.
I wince every time they try to be.
>Where's the bloody jokes?
>Escort this man out
I cannot recall the last time they were humorous or amusing enough to make me chuckle. Men on the other hand are hilarious and know just how to get a laugh, they tell riveting stories they everyone can relate to.

What are her tales other than:
>from the point of view of a woman
>so i was having sex with my vagina the other day
it's so stale you just can't wait for it to be over
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>>217240061
Anne Frank
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>>217238809
Joan Rivers was funnier than 95% of modern male "comedians"
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>>217240961
Not a comedian, science-fiction writer
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>>217239050
dua lipa is kosovan
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>>217240995
>So i was doing the laundry & plating meals for my kids & sweeping the floor the other day..
Change the channel Marge..
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>>217238809
I want her to worship my foreskin
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Never mentioned on here
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>>217238809
Amy sedaris
End of list
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>>217238809
lol no
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>>217239120
>>217239160
>>217240975
Approved
I'll add Lisa Lampinelli
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>>217238809

Maria Bamford is the literal only one I've actually belly laughed at. She feels like just a comedian, not "I'm a woman doing woman jokes" comedian
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If you haven’t seen Lucy Darling doing crowd work, she’s worth a watch. Also, breeding hips.
https://youtu.be/uuMGNfkg1zU?si=DKgkuHMksL7AsfE6
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>>217241320
>Lisa Lampinelli

>Guys, I'm a fat kyke that fucks niggers. Did I mention that I fuck niggers? Anyways, so I was fucking this nigger, and afterwards I fucked a nigger. Did I mention I fuck niggers?
Yeah, she's hilarious.
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>>217240203
is this a comedy show or a pandering rally?
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>>217239120
Funny, until you realize her I'm Crazy act isn't an act. She's literally medicate and locked up woo woo crazy. Then she's just sad to watch.
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>>217238809
Yeah
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>>217239910
JLaw is being amusing here but there are actually people who would have an answer to this. Some people claim to have perfect pitch and naturally associate pitches with colors in a a vague hard-to-explain way, so if the other person's ahhhhhhhhh was heard as a pitch they might have an answer.
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>>217238873
Maya Hawke x Becky Lynch
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>>217239910
>I have synesthesia
This is fucking retarded. synesthesia isnt something you have like a syndrome or a complex. Its something that can happen, but no one has it happening all of the time. It would be like saying, I have deja vu, implying it is constant in your life. I really hate vapid twats like this. I would have simply laughed in her face
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>>217241592
>until you realize her I'm Crazy act isn't an act.
this is most comedians
like every dark comic is mentally ill
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>>217241415
Yeah she's alright. But I think (aside from breeding hips) the fact she sort of has that Vegas entertainer schtick going helps out a lot.
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>>217238809
Stand up none. But 99% of stand up is disposable slop.

Lots of improv women are funny though.
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>>217238809
what's her name? I want to watch her comedy act.
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>>217238809
Jesus fucking christ, that fat distribution
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>>217238873
Norm would like this joke. Trvth
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that retarded foid who got clocked by ICE made me laugh
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>>217241882
Yeah, she’s a character played by Carisa Hendrix. But I admire the quick fire wit. Makes a really pleasant change from some unpleasant dried up cunt doing the same tired “men are so stupid, my husband is such an idiot, my kids are retarded amirite?” crap.
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>>217238809
BIGGER
MORE
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>>217241427
You got niggers and dick on your mind buddy
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>>217239895
You know what’s funnier than this? Pediatric leukaemia.
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>>217242048
NTA but she is in fact fat and ugly and makes unending jokes about having sex with black guys. Like a lot of other female comedians’ she relies on her vagina to secure a pass for not being very funny.
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>>217241893
>>217239161
>>217239959
Rebecca Joey Schwab
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>>217239200
I don't get it. Overly enthusiastic waitress? Desperately horny waitress who is trying to flirt with the male diners? A robot waitress?
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>>217238809
@grok put her in a bikini
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>>217239895
>you know what's so heckin wholesome big upvote chungus meme basedjack chud based?

You can tell these people thought they would do good because they saw lame retarded shit getting high score on some big reddit meme board. I fucking hate these retards so much, they associate any kind of positive response with good humor and have zero imagination.
>isn't it SOOOO funny that I love trans people and elon musk's son is trans and cool? I think it's funny because elon musk doesn't like trans people and he is literally hitler just like trump!!!!
How is that remotely a joke at all? It's literally just virtue signalling and nothing else, it's not even dressed up virtue signalling it's just dumb fucking slop propaganda. And she got up on stage and said that to people expecting laughs and support. I hope she didn't get it because the last thing a person like this needs is people supporting their mental dipshittery.

>>217241792
The other one is every fucking woman claiming they have cluster headaches. I was diagnosed with them and had to get pure oxygen therapy most of my early life because my headaches were so bad I'd have fucking seizures from the pain. Mushrooms cured them finally, which apparently was a slim chance statistically.
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https://www.youtube.com/shorts/oC6SR8xh9Mo

I guess Leonarda Joanie but I don't follower her much.

Also I remember watching a smol cute blonde comedienne on tv, I think it was Live at the Apollo like 10 years ago, she may have been Australian and also bi but her set was funny with intelligent jokes without much sexual stuff.
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i think women can be funny individually but they completely fail at stand-up for whatever reason
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I've been watching kill tony podcasts recently and even though women are notorious for muh pussy jokes, the men are just as bad. At least half the contestants sets are about jerking off
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i liked 2000's sarah silverman
don't know of any who appeal to me now
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>>217238873
>star of david disguised as a flower
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>>217238916
Based and Kazakh pilled
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>>217242507
I think i have it figured out. Women can be funny in close-knit circumstances like familial environments. Mothers can crack jokes and be funny with their kids and also make their husbands laugh, but a woman just dominating an entire room and have a dozen people listen to her is not natural.
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>>217238952
Imagine being the Hebrew slaves that had to carry her across the Egyptian desert while Moses didn't know where the promised land was located
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She's one of them flatsos.
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>>217241320
Who is going to tell him?
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>>217239120
>CHECK IT OUT!
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>>217238873
"Cars" isn't a verb so it doesn't work to compare with "drive" or "walk". It isn't a word contained in "street" either.
Very shitty joke.
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>>217241933
https://vm.tiktok.com/ZNRr3b2n1/
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>>217239430
6 million larger?
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https://www.instagram.com/reel/C66YTqWu5-I/
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>>217240203
This was the next video that popped up
https://www.tiktok.com/@thepuertoricanj3w/video/7587437231493729549
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>>217242759
>Thick as fuck thighs
>tasteful stomach pocket
>somehow not shaped like a globe
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>post mid chubby chick
>immediate architect frenzy
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>>217242943
AGP voice ruins it
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>>217242158
not the disgusting fat pick nigga, the hottie with the long legs?
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>>217238809
There was only one good one.
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>>217242566
It's the clique mentality, it fucks up their self awareness.

Natural instinct makes women bond closely with other women. I'm pretty sure humans probably behaved a lot more like lions (separate cliques) than chimpanzee clans (chieftain groups). And in these cliques women feed on self-satisfaction and self-validation, isolating themselves to inside jokes and exaggerated feedback.

Reddit is a networked that mimics this female clique behavior. Are redditors funny outside reddit? No.
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>>217239895
Blasphemous
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>>217240061
A stay behind force in case another holly or expulsion happens.
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>>217243192
>literal fertility meme
>>some mid chubby chick
I get what you mean, but this isn't a good example of what you're talking about.
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>>217238809
Rachel (((Feinstein))) has been good on podcasts but i would never listen to her stand-up
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>>217238873
i instinctively dislike any woman with that feminist hobbit hairstyle
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>>217239200
i don't get it
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>>217238963
Step 1: remove its penis from your vagina
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>>217238837
name??
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>>217239910
she's funnier in meme format when you can't hear her huhuhuhuhimsorelatablewedbefriendsifiknewyouhuhuhuh laugh
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>>217238809
I hate how socially acceptable it’s become for women to just tug on the clothes around their asscrack on a stage during a performance. It’s just so goddamn low and uncouth.
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>>217238898
she was made for robert crumb
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>>217239122
If lesbian had a sound it would be college radio.
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Taylor Tomlinson was geniunely laugh-out-loud funny when she first showed up. Then the "mainstream" female comedians (fuck you Whitney Cummings) pulled her into their clique and now her jokes are literally indistinguishable from theirs
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>>217243901
grim
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> Women
> Funny
Pick one.
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>>217238809
She looks fucking bizarre
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>>217242518
Kill tony bucket pulls are 99% bad, regardless of gender.
It just reveals how unfunny the average midwit is and even the Regulars are extremely average.
The cringe factor and the ever lasting hope that some lunatic takes out tony one day keeps me watching.
Also, funny how Nick has a clear panic attack and never even mentioned it after the gorilla nest desaster
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>>217244213
Me thickening my tall gf
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>>217238809
The ones that gave me a half of laugh were the most obscene gross bitches ever.
The others are so bland and uninteresting they become obnoxious fast.
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>>217243901
That 3 hogs in one mega-sow is a talking not so much walking advertisement for being an incel and jacking off.
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>>217239128
It’s called woman with a big ass, homo
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>>217242518
webm
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>>217239128
PlayStation 1 character
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>>217239910
>I have synesthesia, I can destroy pretty young female musicians
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>>217239895
They're UGLY, OBNOXIOUS AND REPULSIVE, must be genetic.
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>>217238873
Imagine an ugly annoying faggot and with no talent whatsoever but having a cunt and having no shame.
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>>217238809
>Betty White
>Cristina Mariani
>Jordan Jensen
>Natalie Cuomo when on a manic cycle and off medication dropping kayfabe

In a faggot theater kid profession now filled with therapy speak and the absolute infotainment dregs of Daily Show spinoffs, the pickings are slim.
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>>217238873
dumb bitch thinks being quirky makes up for her lack of humour or talent.
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>>217239050
lot of terrible choices
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>>217239200
damn
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>>217239895
>le epic trans daughter
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>>217238963
>opens up talking about sex positions, when that is something men never discuss or talk about
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>>217238809
Crystal Marie https://youtu.be/jZQKbTQ7LPI?t=10
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>>217239143
>Nikki Glaser
for sure one of the best
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Megan Bitchell is pretty great
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>>217238963
one of the only times a woman has made me laugh
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why do men feel so threatened by female comics? Why is an unfunny female comic the result of her being a woman and not just someone not being funny?
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>>217239050
amy adams is not italian, she was just born there (to americans on an american army base)
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>>217246401
disliking pointless or disgusting things does not mean you're "threatened" by them, nor does it mean you have a "phobia" of them.
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>>217246354
Literally some of the greatest tits I have ever seen and an EXTENSIVE collection of easily accessible nudes.

HOWEVER, yellow teeth (at like age 20?!) and painfully unfunny.
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>>217239050
>Japan not included because they auto-mog
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>>217246401
Scientifically speaking, women are much worse on average at comedy than men. That they don't have to be particularly creative to pick up a guy or impress him might have something to do with it. Or that they've got a very niche type of low brow effortless humor that doesn't appeal to the masses or even to other women.

But there are some good female comedians as seen in this thread and they get the credit they deserve.
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>>217246513
>Literally some of the greatest tits I have ever seen and an EXTENSIVE collection of easily accessible nudes
Indeed
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>>217246513
Do not ever watch a video of her unmuted too, absolutely disgusting voice
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>>217241970
He probably would have had her on his podcast. We really missed out, man.
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>>217246354
that wasn't funny
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>>217243901
hot
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>>217238873
I can't read what did she say? Why would you even post this
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>>217238809
Forgot to answer your question, OP.
>No
They all suck so bad today they make me miss picrel. I would have to give it to Amy Poehler because I really enjoyed Parks and Recreation. Honorable mention goes to Lucille Ball because she greenlit and funded the original Star Trek series when every other studio had passed and is the only reason it exists.
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>>217238873
That was pretty good.
>>217239120
Correct answer.
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>>217246848
>funny?
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>>217239120
She is legit crazy. Her purse is a pharmacy of anti depressants.
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>>217238809
She needs to crush my head with her ass.
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>>217247270
Kek
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>>217247304
Yeah its funny because she's laughing about it. Unlike Kumali being a whiny little bitch because he's not getting his marvel payday
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>>217247270
That got me.
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>>217247341
What the fuck even is this shit. They know nobody is laughing and just staring at their tits and ass right
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>>217246354
I don't get it
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>>217247389
>nobody is laughing and just staring at their tits and ass right
pretty sure that's the point
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>>217238873
jesus christ, if you're gonna steal a Carlin bit, get it right before you post, this le quirky girlie shit is why people say women aren't funny
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>>217239895
Bloody hell that's soooooo cringe
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>>217247416
damn son
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>>217247416
both mid but her whole torso is on display
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>>217239128
>The fuck is this body shape
It's the
>diebetes makes your legs swell
bodytype
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>>217242412
Follower? I hardly know her!
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>>217246354
Is the joke that she's a jew rat?
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>>217246632
>unitits
dropped
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>>217248135
Fag
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>>217244213
That's a deep cut reference, nice.
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>>217238963
you just know
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>>217239895
>the coolest trans daughter of all friggin time
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>>217248328
Truly terrifying.
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>>217248328
>omg so funny I wish I was her!
there's a point where it just becomes condescending
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only funny woman to walk this earth
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>>217242276
Hey man, I'm glad you're doing better. You should chill out
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I find it strange that female comedians generally are so terrible, when my ex was one of the funniest people I've ever met.
She had me howling all the time even before there was anything remotely romantic between us.
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>>217248135
You are gay.
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>>217242566
This tracks with my experience actually. Women don’t seem to shine in the stand up format, but can do great with writing and dramatic reactions/situations and the everyday inter-personal kinda laughs.
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>>217238809
Jordan Jensen is probably the funniest I can think of. She hits and misses though.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/0tgdxgHIa3I
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>>217239200
I cant already tell she's Australian.
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>>217247270
That was good, it's just unfortunate that she was unable to keep a straight face while telling it. Gives the impression that this is a joke she's heard from someone else.
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>>217246354
This is why I love women older than me. Especially when they look like this.
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>>217246354
I love those dead eyes, reminds me of the Dune mommy actress.
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>>217248443
This
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>>217246354
Jeez, look at those fucking tits, why do I have to be an incel chud virgin? Why can't I physically enjoy these women and their bodies? Everyone else can, why can't I? Fuck you God
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>>217242736
It’s an anti joke but female comedians also all suck
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>>217238809
hiding? At that size?
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>>217238809
Jordan Jensen
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>>217239291
>talks about her personal beliefs on vaccines at a comedy show
>passes out

LMAO
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>>217238898
She's morbidly obese
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>>217239910
this black bitch is trying so fucking hard
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>>217239931
>took a bunch of jokes she heard on the internet and tells them into a microphone
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>>217239895
This comediennes hand movements are too erratic
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>>217246121
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>>217249791
No idea who she is, but those mouth movements scream put on bogan accent.
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>>217242633
Her giant ass and thighs makes up for her small tits
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>>217246354
Zamn!
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>>217240203
This was legit good, then Tom Arnold jumped in
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>>217238809
She got on a stage with that outfit? Has she not seen herself in a mirror?
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>>217238809
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>>217246173
>men never talk about sex positions
What a useless lie
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>>217250670
TFW you're about to write some jokes
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>>217238837
fpbp
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>>217247341
>only dreaming about food
she must have been fat when she was young
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>>217238873
Is this advanced anti-humor or is she just retarded
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>>217250670
>>217250757
>>217238809
>>217243016
yes god yes yes
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>>217238873
kek this is actually funny though.
>>217242736
>>217239249
it's an anti-joke. And it's a spin on the original classic observation of
>You park on a driveway, but you drive on a parkway!
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>>217238809
sometimes female comedians are unintentionally funny. Like, pic-related was hilarious.
>>217240995
>tfw no funny cute /fit/ wife
>>217241320
>>217241427
idk why but Lisa Lampinelli makes it work somehow.
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>>217238809
My girlfriend is funny. But she isn’t a comedian, she just autistic with good comedic timing.
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>go to open mic
>every female comedian is either joking about sex or recalling a mildly amusing personal anecdote (9/10 a sexual one)
These bitches really think their real lives are quirky enough for stage comedy. Make shit up you fucking retards, write real jokes
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Kathleen Madigan
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>>217238809
>female comedian
oxymoron
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>>217251020
your trans gf doesn't count lol
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DADS
GOOGLE
HISTORY
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>>217251097
never heard of her
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>>217251209
not surprised
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A woman has never in my life made me laugh IRL.
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>>217240911
this one is seriously funny
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>>217243745
are you sure you are old enough for this website?
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>>217251273
yeah just tell me who it is
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>>217243901
her definition of incel is pretty much spot on
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>>217238873
Cars is a noun. Walk and drive are verbs. Or are they nouns in this instance, like heading up the walk and going out the drive? I dont get it.
I bet she has weird ripples.
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>>217238837
i have no idea what she looks now like since her latest instagram images look like there are a million filters
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I liked Iliza Shlesinger. I also thought she was dating and marriage material even as a neurotic jewess
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>>217238837
Whomst?
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>>217243901
anybody have a link to the video for this? Were the comments as brutal as they should have been? Did she post any followup addressing the comments?
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>>217247341
thanks, I will have to jerk off before bed now
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>>217238809
Women aren’t funny lol haven’t been since the dawn of time, they don’t need to be. Even in humor they can only think to imitate men and fail at it.
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>>217238873
A car carries shipment but a ship carries cargo
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>>217251421
Isn't she a whiny feminist cunt who cries about how hard it is to be a woman? She's hot and I would fuck her but you don't want to marry a feminist
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>>217243901
the manifestation of gluttony thinks they can shame someone else kek
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>>217238809
Brittany Venti is pretty funny ngl. Her shitposting can be elite.
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i think its hard to find someone who is sexually attractive to you funny.

perhaps because attraction is an arousing factor, it brings up your fight, flight, fuck reflexes.

comedy and laughing is the opposite, laughing is a relaxant.

so maybe its just harder to laugh at some joke a person is saying when all im thinking is that she has very pretty eyes and i want to kiss her.
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>>217251508
shut up simpy
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>>217238809
any mattress actress with that build?
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>>217238873
>what if Norm Macdonald but smaller tits and not funny
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>>217251513
>so maybe its just harder to laugh at some joke a person is saying when all im thinking is that she has very pretty eyes and i want to kiss her.
SAAR PLEASE...
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>>217251508
you just like her cause shes pretty
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>>217251508
She promised she would show her tits if Trump got elected again and she never delivered. I hope this bitch gets FUNKY TOWN'D by a schizo incel chud
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>>217246354
her body is insane
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>>217246354
god damn women are cringe
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>>217251421
dropped her after she started doing mommy jokes
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>>217247341
sauce?
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>>217251508
Remember when she invited Louis Theroux to her shitty apartment and microwaved a cup of tea
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>>217243901
>>217251452
I found this:
https://www.tiktok.com/@wereallinsane/video/7277553066235137322
She says she was "groomed into feederism." Basically it's not her fault she's 500 pounds, she just dated a secret mastermind architect who tricked her into getting fat.
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>>217239895
>cutting off your dick for a prank
grim
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>>217251576
>>217251529
idk, wearing blacker face and then mocking black people for losing EBT and then putting fried chicken and watermelons in her profile after they told her she's not black enough was pretty funny
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>>217251810
>hack comedy done 9999 times is funny
simpy simpy.
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>>217251543
that's true only indians want to kiss women, not like us non-indian chads that only want to kiss men
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>>217251844
>that's true only indians want to kiss women, not like us non-indian chads that only want to kiss men
SAAR PLEASE...
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>>217251421
She's a cunt dude, lmao. Enjoy being gaslit and driven to suicide I guess
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>>217251810
That would have been funny over a decade ago, but by now it's played out and expected.
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>>217251810
You're a clapping seal
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>>217251810
this is peak 2009 le edgy "comedy"
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>>217251846
if you're gay and you legally agree to a contract where i can fuck your ass respond to this post with the reply "SAAR PLEASE..."

that's called a checkmate, buddy
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>>217250941
/tv/ chuds filtered
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>>217251764
>>217243901
Here's the full video:
https://youtu.be/Y3F-PBLxKyM?t=1949
32:30 is where the incel thing starts (she had a stalker and she calls him an incel).
The comments all think that was great and she epically dabbed on incels. Nobody in the comments points out the irony.
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>>217251925
SAAR PLEASE DO NOT REDEEM...
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>>217251513
>so maybe its just harder to laugh at some joke a person is saying when all im thinking is that she has very pretty eyes and i want to kiss her.
this is the most jeet thing I've read all week
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>>217252030
i've been bested by a superior mind

>>217252047
since when did indians appropriate being lonely
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>>217251513
its the other way around stupid, its easy to find someone you find attractive funny
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>>217252205
your strawman comic doesnt apply to the thread at all
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>>217251508
So, is this one legit right wing or is this just a bit to appear edgy?
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>>217252205
>nigger worshiping faggots
so if you don't like hack jokes that are trying too hard you love niggers? you sound like a guy that doesn't get comedy and instead watching shit like kill tony lol...
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>>217238809
Stand up comedy is less funny than funny movies, shows and skits. Today it’s popular with leftwing theater kids who were told they were funny by their theater kid friends. A random guy making a meme and posting online is funnier than an entire galaxy of standup comedians. “Female comedian” is a non-sequitor.
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>>217252245
I don't react so passive aggressively to them, none of the women itt are funny to me, standup comedians in general are not particularly funny to me, most of the time you're laughing because you're there specifically to do that and you want to do that not because the particular performer or their material is that impressive, don't come at me with 'you don't get le comedy it's an art form faggotry either because it's not. With all that being said making fun of Americas's darlings a.k.a niggers is always funny
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>>217252387
People equate chuckling to funny. I’m not looking for chuckles. I’m looking to die of a brain aneurysm because I laughed too hard. I’m finding it more difficult to get that feeling.
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>>217252387
oh you're a simple racist. that works. have a good one bubba.
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>>217252485
Its current year and you’re not racist?
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>>217252470
lmao
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>>217238809
>We're just hiding
Why are they so delusional, nigger I can see you with my eyes closed. At this point I could pick the one Jew out of a room of 100 people without my sense of smell, sight, hearing, touch, or taste
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>>217252506
being a racist isn't a flex, cleetus.
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>>217239200
The joke is that shes attractive
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>>217252485
Comedy is subjective and racism is funny to a lot of people myself included. You'll just have to accept that and enjoy your amazon prime approved resist the system comedy special on your own :^)
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>>217238809
Leonarda Jonie. she makes leftists seethe
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>>217239465
That's because it's just the opening to the child rape tunnels
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>>217252568
It’s what I use for threat detection, libfag
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>>217252649
It's played out and used by hacks. It's okay to not understand comedy. They have a weekly show for guys like you called Kill Tony. They pretend people are funny if they say a no no word. You'll fit in great.
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>>217239895
>the cooles trans daughter
Has that faggot done anything beside reject billions of dollars for leftist asspats?
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>>217252731
cringe
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>>217252746
That's something a eunuch that thinks george carlin or bill hicks were geniuses would say. In fact you haven't really said anything insightful or funny this whole thread, you're no comedian you're just a damn nigger, and don't give me any podcast or tv show recommendations because I'm not going to view them
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>>217251934
>>217251764
>>217251452
>>217251288
>She
>Her
That's unironically a man, I know that being that morbidly obese can completely blur sexual dimorphism, but look at the fucking size and robustness of his skull (even lard head where you start actually storing fat around the top of your head and moon face can't account for that much raw cranial bone mass)
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>>217243901
>Le balding men bad
>Is a balding man
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>>217252802
Sanest Kill Tony fan
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>>217252802
>saying nigger makes me funny
no it doesn't lol it makes you hacky
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>>217251513
Laughter and sexual attraction are very closely tied for women
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>>217238809
Elyse willems was fucking funny in early funhaus days
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>>217252030
You got owned. Try harder

>>217252242
She's been at it a long time
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>>217252568
>cleetus
So you're classist?
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>>217238809
https://youtu.be/t1Q6P6vqoKA
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>>217242180
>>217243692
she's trying to serve wine to a table but she is too weak to open the bottle because she's a girl and it's been a long night of jerking guys off in the bathroom
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>>217253050
>You got owned. Try harder
SAAR DO NOT
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>>217253183
I said try harder, not be even more boring.
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>Being funny =/= A man writing your material so you are funny
this difference will save your life
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>>217247287
fake
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>>217239895
I wish she was the one driving that car a few days ago.
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>>217252940
>>217252960
Nigger
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>>217253929
such a simple mind
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>>217254087
HEY HEY HEY HEY



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