I drank the vodka
Drinking alcohol isn't a personality, or a viable topic of conversation.
>>217239097WHAT A LIFE!
I wish I could drink the vodka, but I'm on day 9 of Dry January along with a sibling
I drank it because I LIKED IT
>>217238833I'm drunk right nowI'm drunk right now*ahem*I'm drunk right now
I want to smoke some WEEED but I'm sick :( and I can't drink because I'm on antibiotics
>>217241484you can do both bitch it's friday night who gives a fuck
>>217241498Every time I've drank on antibiotics I end up a withered dehydration husk pissing out of my ass the next day
>>217238833I’m wearing my Rocky Balboa bathrobe watching a livestream of a protest in Minneapolis while pounding vodka with zero calorie ginger ale and my friend’s ex girlfriend is sleeping/ waiting for me in my bed. I have no intentions of having sex tonight and I will pass out in this LazyBoy.
>I drank the vodkaAnd I went ICE on that niggas ass!I think if I was an undercover cop, I'd drink on the job.
>>217240418vodka with no alcohol, sounds pointless but at least you get the taste
>>217238833TO ALL MY FRIENDS!
>>217241606A TOAST TO TELEVISION AND FILM!
"I ate da pussy but that bitch ain't gettin' that Malibu house!"
