I WAS IN BURMA
Birma not Burma bro
>>217239307What rhymes with tangerine?
>>217239307burma who?
he wasn't actually playing Alfred was hehe was just playing Michael Caine
>>217239307I was in Hong Kong.
>>217239337Not funny, my aunt had cancer in her burma.She got better.
What service was he in and why were they in Burma?
>>217239324door hingerine?
>>217239307We say Myanmar now, don't we?
>>217239307>Now Burma had testicles the size of tangerines.
>>217239364He was in the Tangerine brigade
>>217239307>A short time ago, I was in Myanmar>My friends and I were working for the Chinese
Was he a fed?
>>217239369
>>217239307Where was Dunn Jier?
>>217239364room serviceand room service
>when the night came I knew that there would be the tangerine. I was able to tangerine when i Knew that the tangerine woujdl tangerine tangerine
OI WOS A TANGERINE IN BURMA CUNT
>>217239324dream
THE SIZE OF A TANGERINE
>Master Wayne, I opened, read, and destroyed a private letter Ms. Dawes wrote to you before her death, urging you to move on with your life both from her and your self-destructive, vigilante lifestyle>I did this so that you would move on with your life both from her and your self-destructive, vigilante lifestyleWhat was this crusty fuck's major malfunction?
>>217239581wrong film
>>217239324>>217239369>>217239581Chimpanzereen AngelineGrandeur peen
>>217239324Ovaltine
>>217239324Listerine
>>217239307They was only s'posed to blow the tangerines off
>>217239324Goldbergstein.
>>217239324vagene
>>217239324nectarineclementine
>>217239716SHE WAS ONLY 16 YO!!!
>>217239364the brits used to just do that kinda shit for fun.
>>217239377It'll always be Burma to me Dorris
>>217239739That's fucking cheating!
>tangerine
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6SuTLMp6Ytw
>>217239307We call it Myanmar now unc sheesh
>>217239324Vaseline Magazine
I was in Rio
>>217239307It'll always be Myanmar to me.
>>217239324Canteen
I was in Sicily
>>217239359I went to Birmingham.
>>217239307Some tangerines just want see the world play with a ruby the soize of Burma.
some men just want to be the size of a tangerine
>>217239364Before becoming a butler for the Wayne family, Alfred was a butler in the British army.
I WAS A BIG GUY
>>217239324Gangrene>>217239324
>>217239364basically just the local government outsourcing military police work to the west
>>217239307>I was in Vietnam
>>217239324Glycerine
>>217239307
>>217239307What crop? Here? In Burma? Home of the Golden Triangle?
>>217239635>BANE IS THA SCARIEST TANGERINE
I GO TO TAIWAN
In six months, we never met anybody.
>>217242683He said “we never met Anne-E Bahady”
>>217239324CleanWeanLeanMeanMachine>>217239789Clementine doesn't rhyme
>>217239324vagine
>>217239359I go to Myanmar
>>217239307>bane is the scariest tangerine i've eaten in moi life
>I GO TO CARACAS
>>217239635did nobody find it suspicious that Batman and Bruce Wayne died at the same time?
>>217243924>gets himself caught because he couldn't stop dancingso what's the next step in his master plan?
the size? of a tangerine.
OI WASH IN A TANGERINE THE SOIIZE OF BURMA MASTAH WOINE
How come Batman Begins is the only one that doesn’t get meme’d
anyone watched picrel
>>217239307can someone explain to me why boomers pissed and shitted their pants over this scene?thought it was pretty fine
>>217244217it's entirely carried by Michael Caine's performance, especially the delivery of the famous>some men just want to watch the world burnline
I did it mastah Wayne!I'm tangerine Alfred!
>>217239307>We burned down the forestWTF? Is this standard special op tactic when dealing with third world thieves?Mind you, during colonial times, most of Burma was forested, and it contains a rare biodiversity, with about 80 endemic species. Setting aside the danger of setting such a large forested area on fire, which due to the abundant greenery can easily spread to other areas uncontrollably, there's still the likely possibility that Alfred's crew had literally genocided a bunch of rare species to the point of extinction, all in order to catch some thief. Not even tangerine sized rubies justify that.
>>217244441>>We burned down the forest>WTF?rumor has it that the Og script also had him say>we burned down the forest, executed the male and raped every. single. woman between the ages 10 and 50.>Mr Wayne. >It's Dirlintime
>>217244315the face? of a tangerine.
>>217239364Alfred was actually a merc, doing “talent acquisition” for medical testing laboratories. All off the book of course.
>>217243992A lot of rich people got put up against the walk during Bane’s “people’s revolution”. Alfred retired to Italy after the events of the film, right? People probably assumed he killed Bruce and ran off with the jewels. Remember, Bruce had a reputation as being almost Howard Hughes levels of deranged, and walked with a cane at this point. It’s not that far fetched an idea. Even if Bruce suspected his porridge was poisoned, the public perception of him still makes it seem like his final desperate battle with Alfred would be an evenly matched one. I can see it now, Alfred hushing him as he forced the pillow down on Bruce’s face.
Alfred: A long time ago I was in Burma. My friends and I were working for the local caravan in a forest North of Rangoon. They were trying to buy the loyalty of bandits by bribing them with a tangerine. But their government was being raided by a child. So we went looking for the child. But in six months we never met anybody. One day I saw a tribal leader playing with a tangerine the size of a ruby. The child had been a bandit throwing them away.A long time ago, when I was in Burma, in the forest North of Rangoon. My friends and I burned the forest down.Some men aren't looking for anything logical, like a tangerine. Some men just want to watch the forest burn.Bruce: The bandit, in the forest of Burma, did you catch him?Alfred: Yes. We burned the child.
I was DEEP in Burma, if you catch my meaning Mr Wayne.
I was in the Tangiers International Zone cavorting with a young local with the forehead slope of a tangerine
>>217245434christ
his bleedin' knackers were the soize of a tangerinehis knackers were swinging all about in my face Master Wayne
>>217245434I would berry my dick so deep in her tangerine that she would become King Arthur
>>217245434colonize
>>217244017Imagine this plane WITH NO SURVIVORS
>>217244017>1 STEP BACK, 2 STEPS FORWARD. LET’S CLIMB THE MOUNTAIN, LET’S DOMINATE. VIOLENCE, SPEED, AND MOMENTUM AND GUESS WHAT? WE’RE AT THE TIPPITY TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN...BUT WE’RE REALLY ONLY HALF WAY UP.
>>217239364He was a Battler
>>217239364Burma became independent in 1948. Alfred was one of the postwar mercenaries that ran around working for various third world regimes fucking shit up.
>>217239324green
>>217239324IT WAS ALL A DREAMI USED TO READ GOTHAM MAGAZINESAW A CHILD PLAYING WITH A RUBY THE SOIZE OF A TANGERINE
>I was doing illegal stuff and one man was trying to stop us>Why the fuck was he doing that??!>Well because some men just want to see the world burn....
>>217239307>Shall I fetch da Batmobile, Master Wayne?
I raped the bandit till his bussy was the size of a tangerine.
>>217239324ass machine
>>217239581tangerine dream, my favorite pumpkins album
>>217248127its siamese dream, dingus. also great album
>>217248149thats the joke
>>217239307I found a tangerine the size of a slightly bigger tangerine
>>217248393???
>>217239364there was a lady boy there, the size of a tangerine
>>217249723It was the size of a tangerine.
>>217239359I just smoked a bong and I can do it all night longAnd don't mistake me for a Viet Cong
>>217243807Sir
>>217239324Nougatine.
>>217239324my best friend, Dan Jareen.
>>217239324regain net
>>217239324>and then the plumber said, 'i can't fix that mate, it's too clogged,' so i said, 'shaht up, get that bloody plahnger een!'
>>217239364SAS special operations. Alfred was known as the Butcher of Burma back in his day. Some sources claim he has over 300 confirmed gook throats slit. He was infamous for leaving tangerines at the scene of each kill
>>217239324Tambourine
>>217251244No, but he was in republican Spain, that's considerably worse
>>217251244I wish he had lived into his 70s. Just so he could have seen what replaced colonialism.
>>217239324Ban Soreen.
>>217251296>Blair recalled he faced hostility from the Burmese, "in the end the sneering yellow faces of young men that met me everywhere, the insults hooted after me when I was at a safe distance, got badly on my nerves".>He recalled that "I was stuck between my hatred of the empire I served and my rage against the evil-spirited little beasts who tried to make my job impossible".
>What am I doing over here with the workers, the gooks, the apes, the dogs, the errand boys, the human animals?
