>HEY BABYhttps://www.tmz.com/2026/01/09/home-alone-daniel-stern-busted-prostitution/?adid=social-tw
The quickie bandit
>I'VE REACHED THE TOP
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>>217239418
>>217239418Bushwhacked.
They still do that shit?>>217239437You had one job. The Sticky Wet Bandit works already. Ya blew it!!!!!
jesus christ leave the lonely guy alone
>>217239418BASED MARV!anyone taking bets on if it comes out it was a tranny prostitute lel
>Wow! What a hole!
wtf I thought he was a pedo. why were they trying to get kevin then?
my life's a do-over!
>>217239483kek
>>217239517Kek
>>217239418That Home Alone comic was foreshadowing.
>>217239498if you leave the lonely guy alone the number of lonely guys in the world stays the same. Find him a reliable whore instead. Not some fly by night lady cop dabbling in whore haggling.
As long as it was a woman nbd. Dude hard carried those movies too, much better physical comedian than penisci
Did you want him to just BELAY himself off?!?
>I don't know who's in there, but somebody just got blown away!
>>217239418>Daniel Stern today: whew boy... this coming out isnt gonna be good>Tim Busfield news breaks at the same time>Daniel: heyyy i dont look so bad now hahaha the sticky bandit wins again!
loved him in C.H.U.D
aint nothin wrong with gettin some pussy
>>217239523>why were they trying to get kevin then?His character was the adult Kevin Arnold (narrating).
>arrested for allegedly trying to hire an escortAren't escorts legal?
>>217239418Sticky when?
>>217239597He was soliciting a street prostitute. That's not legal (yet)
>>217239418Was the hooker a female above the AOC ? if so...who cares?
>>217239418>calling her a prostitute instead of the new progressive lib approved new term "sex worker"wow not cool TMZ, not very woke of you!
Overhead before the arrest:>Smell that? ... >Yeah. Fish
>>217239551>when u nutted but she's still suckin
So the prostitute is getting charged too then, right?
>Little did I know I could have been getting some strange instead of simping over Whinnie Cooper
>>217239633>You sex trafficked me!
oh wow a guy tried to hire a hooker lets ruin his life goddamn americans are retarded
>>217239551>>217239649Lel
>>217239418The wet bandits strike again!
Got caught with his hand in Duncan's Toy Chest
The nail is his penis and his foot is the hookers vagina
>>217239597Only if you record it. Then it's porn and that's legal.
>>217239651>So the prostitute is getting charged too then, right?Undercover cop
Hugh got caught with a tranny prostitute. Marv will be fine
>>217239651There's countries where it's legal to be a prostitute but illegal to hire one.
SUCK DICK KID
>>217239418Jesus Hoobastank Christ, how in all hells you can't get a normal girl while being a fucking famous actor?
>>217239418>https://www.tmz.com/2026/01/09/home-alone-daniel-stern-busted-prostitution/?adid=social-twall of the comments, like 99% of them are saying prostitution should be legallmao
Nothing to see here. Just a bandit trying to get his dick wet. Move along.
>>217239836if you pay for something your status could get you for free, you are likely paying for something weird or that can damage you status. He was paying a bitch to dress up like Joe Pesci or something.
>>217239869>comments>on TMZsince when? they removed comments years ago to fight le heckin racism
>>217239418He must've already been under surveillance or something. Who gets arrested for hiring an escort?
Damn city slickers, always thinking they can ride bareback
>>217239840>filthy richIt was mostly $1 bills
>>217239899A man with a known history of holiday season burglaries, that’s who
>>217239418Execute him for degeneracy. Problem solved. NEXT.
>>217239563Is this the bad guy from First Kid? If so makes sense that he wasn't acting grooming children over the internet
>>217239517
>>217239869>Sounds like Daniel Stern didn't want to be home alone ... because cops issued him a citation for allegedly trying to hire an escortLel
>>217239418>pardonnez moi, mon cherie
Sex clap work clap is clap clap sex clap
>>217239418https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qXjCtgiUEu8
>>217239418The escort in question
>>217240081A boy in a wig? Kek
It's incredibly easy to find a legit escort you'd have to be fucking retarded to get arrested for it.
>>217239703Underrated
>>217239418How the fuck is trying to hire a prositute a crime lol wtf
>>217239877>to dress like Joe Pescikek. I'll try to get my girl to do that.
>>217240153sure... at your family renuion, but not everyone is a whoreson.
>>217240184>How the fuck is trying to kill a prositute a crime lol wtfThe attempt is still punishable anon.
1... 2... 10!
>>217239418I don't know who's in there, but somebody just got a blowjobhttps://yarn.co/yarn-clip/66d82aca-dad3-4896-8d2b-1e0bfb1b4cf2
B U S H W H A C K E D https://youtu.be/oSoSkFDnhC4?t=465
>>217239418>hello I'd like to have sex>okay>great let's go>lol no actually you're under arrestHow is this illegal?
>>217239418>Stern said in a statement Friday, "I may have been caught in an embarrassing situation, but I least I still have my celtic pride"
>>217239418>hey toots, how much for a quick HJ in my car while my wifes in TJ Maxx shopping?
>>217239563>Busfieldmore like Bussyfield, amirite
>>217239418he was framed by his 90s lookalike Chris Elliott (thats who'd i'd expect this kind of thing from more lol
>>217240921No. You are not right. Neither is sodomizing boys.
>>217239798That was Eddie Murphy, Hugh was caught with a female prostitute.
>>217241000she looked manish iirc but was a woman
>>217239897Haven't you heard? Racism is back, baby
>>217241030eddie murphy was caught with a tranny whore, and grant was caught with a female whole that looked like eddie murphy
>>217239418OMG, lonely men pay for sex.
>>217239418He did nothing wrong.
>>217239790
>>217239418All the comments use the phrase "2 consenting adults" and are positive about him. I think they're all bots or Also he only got ticketed he didn't get put in jail
>>217239563>Tim Busfieldhe is married to this girl
>>217239597It's legal to be an escort, it's illegal to solicit one.Please think good of all the strong and independent women who aspire to be paid whores but hate the lonely men desperate enough to need them.
>>217239418I live in camarillo. he should have just went to one of the rub n tugs in thousand oaks or oxnard.
The streets are covered in human feces and open air drug markets, but soliciting a prostitute is too much
>>217239517That's the one. Topkek
>>217239418Bullshit. Little bastard did it to him again!
>>217239418Who?
>>217239773Pardon moi, mon hooky
>arrested after soliciting a prostituteare americans really that prude?
>nooooo you're not allowed to have a consensual sexual encounter with a woman involving a direct money transaction because... uh... you just can't okay!!!
WOW, WHAT A HO!
>>217241057Eddie Murphie was just being a good samarritanhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OVCwZ28Iz9M
>hey you looking for somebody to read you a bedtime storyPOTTERY
>>217243672this scene made millennial kids piss and shit themselves with fear>AH THE STREET LADIES ARE TRYING TO PICK UP KEVIN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>217239798I've had a theory since Hugh was caught that it was a stunt. It didn't hurt his career, in fact it made him more famous. Before he was arrested he was just that English guy in Four Wedding's and a Funeral. Most liked him, but never remembered his name and after his arrest everyone knew Hugh. There were rumours that he was gay and Liz Hurley was his beard and his arrest stopped that talk. I reckon the Police were paid and even Divine Brown made cash. No one lost.
>>217239418I thought that was Jethro Tull.
>>217244087
How is it illegal for two consenting adults to enter a contractual obligation for sex?
>>217239418I thought hookers were legal in the UK?
>>217240932Nah Chris is a good family man with two hot daughters
>>217243794meds
>>217244103my feels
>>217239418>this is a semi recent picture of his wifecan you blame the guy for wanting sex with a hooker?
>>217239418sex work shouldn't be illegal anymore.
>>217244196a man has got his sneeds
>>217244115>The "Home Alone" star got busted in Camarillo, California
>>217244196she looked okay when they first were married it looks like, also dang, married since 1980 and you gone cheat on your old lady with a disgusting whore? what compels a man to do such a thing??
>>217244244>what compels a man to do such a thingwife get old and no longer attractive, but man still horny even in old age
>>217239550>fly by nightFly by niiight awaayyy from heree!Change my life agaiiiin!Fly by night, goodbyeee, myy deeaar!My ship isn't coming and I just can't preteeend!
>>217240153Looks like he doesn't care that much to put in the effort
>>217244103Moralfags coming up with excuses through religion or women thinking it's worse to be a man who's honest, direct and pays a woman for sex than it is to be a murderer rapist pedotl:dr, complete retardation
hes the wet stain bandit.
>>217239775Jim Norton approved tip for picking up street whores.>Im just taking some photos for a thing Legal enough that any cop wont waste their time with you because they have to work around entrapment laws so their looking for quick easy cases.
>>217239418>at the end of the appointment with the sex worker, Stern is alleged to have said to her "Keep the change, ya filthy animal" omg, what a terrible person
>>217239418I thought prostitution was legal in this day and age.
>>217239418It has not been a good year for William Shakespeare
>>217239418>So, er, you wanna go "Home Alone" with me?>My family's in Florida and I'm in New York...>You gonna give up, or are you thirsty for more?>Keep the change, ya filthy Animal!
>>217246390Only if it's porn, discreet escorting, online encounters or if the woman organizes the whole thing
>>217246390it is pretty much everywhere expect in a country that claims to be freest
>>217246390There's some old laws that nobody dares touch cause nobody wants to be the 'can we get some hookers in here?' congressman. People just work around them. Same goes with gambling. Nobody changed gambling laws from the time it was only legal on vegas and indian casinos. People just work around them.
>>217246604
>>217239418Don't actors and celebs get special access to exclusive escort services so this sort thing doesn't happen?
>>217239550>if you leave the lonely guy alone the number of lonely guys in the world stays the same.Lol
>hey would you be interested in a mutual transaction where both legal age parties consent?>GET ON THE GROUND OUT OF THE CAR STOP RESISTING >*pop* *pop* *pop*OF THE FREEEEEE
Men can't even get some fun anymore, this world is over
>>217239775Telling a prostitute that is soliciting
BUSHWHACKED
The difference between prostitution and porno is a camera.
>>217239418Friendly reminder that willingly infecting someone with AIDS is legal in California. Soliciting a prostitute is illegal. What a fucking shithole.
SHE'S AN ADULT SEX WORKER WHOSE SERVICES YOU PAID FOR YOU SICK FUCK
Breaking news: Leftist dystopia is a shithole.
>>217247029What if I have it tattood on my forehead?
lol some guy just told me "prostitution is barely illegal bro!"
>>217239418>2016 + 10>Prostitution is still illegal
>>217246390I bet her pussy is completely blown out.
>>217239775Only if you have the required filming permits and consent forms
>>217244196Could he not be bothered to wear a non-stained shirt?
>>217247208It's like the Tardis. It's bigger on the inside
>>217247281And even though there's been 15 different doctors in it, there's still no end to the cunt
>>217247307
>>217242628Wrong. It's illegal to solicit *prostitution*. "Soliciting an escort" is just paying a girl for her time. If you tell that girl "I will give you money for sex" then it becomes illegal.
>>217246604In Canada Sweden and a few others it's not only illegal but specifically illegal for the man while the woman is allowed to be a whore however she likes. At least America hasn't got those backwards cuck laws
>>217246991A majority of men are ok with prostitution, a majority of women are against. Women are in other words using violence through the state against innocent men for simply having a sex drive. I'm surprised that this deep seated evil isn't talked about more.
>prostitutionhow the fuck is that even still a crime anymore
>>217240153How do I not get arrested looking for an escort?
>>217247693because religion. if you arent havent sex for procreation then you are committing a sin.
>>217243501Consensual according to her pimp, to her traficker, to her drug addiction? Try again libertarian and know you'll always fail
The Dutch completely legalized prostitution and their STD rates dropped to like borderline zero. It's fucking crazy that prostitution is still illegal in some places. And religion is not the only thing to blame, in America maybe, but in a ten times more liberal countries like the Nordic ones? It's that specific type of femenism that seethes about prostitution.
>>217248198This post is from 1635 kek
>>217248239But if it's her onlyfans which could be ran by her pimp then it's okay, right?
>>217239418Prostitution should be legal
>>217248257It's literally feminism that wiped it out in the West over that past century They're starting to go after porn too
>>217239551KINo
>>217247141Prostitution is more of a lefty thing than a righty thing
>>217244196
>>217244103Well you see, is not illegal if they get married!
>>217249618Maybe before the left was completely overrun and hijacked by ugly, angry feminists.
Kinda surprised he doesn't get action from his association with Home Alone. I've heard people still drive to see the house to this day.
>>217240207
>>217244115>fully legal in TurkeyThe fuck?
>>217246390hideous hag
>>217239418For a celebrity, getting a hooker is unironically more ethical then picking up some slag with your reputation.WHO THE FUCK CARES?
>>217246390matan put this whore in her place lolhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y8eGRnb8o0Y
>>217248239Sex trafficking is a different thing than prostitution. You can make prostitution legal while keeping sex trafficking illegal and it would actually be easier to enforce than it is now.
>>217249125that's not feminism that's puritanism.
>>217246460Hehe beat me to it
>>217251621It's the same "vibe". Feminism is the 21st century version of it. Feminism was cool in the 20th century when it was about equal rights. Current year feminism is however... puritanism.
I’m not reading the whole thread because I want to bear witness to as little bad-mouthing of Stern as possible. Look up his sculptures, his work is remarkable. As for the headline, who the hell cares? It’s no one’s business.Crazy they’re trying to drag him for this when Pesci literally threatened to assault Sinead O’Connor and defended a pedo.
>>217251915>Pesci literally threatened to assault Sinead O’ConnorBased
>country embraces and promotes online prostitutes >still considers actual prostitution a crime.
>>217239418Hey, you looking for somebody to read you a bedtime story?
>>217252891>Molesting children and ensuring pedophiles never see the inside of a prison cell is heckin based
>>217253086You're funny like a clown anon
>>217248257It's not the 18th century anymore. These females are politically equal to you and have been for nearly a century and they are your enemy until such a time that they have been deradicalized. It is a LARP to make excuses for them just because they're Women™
>>217240153He's like 80 years old. He probably drove around picking up street hookers
>>217240081WOOF!
>>217248239All of which she signed up for
>Nooo GOY, you can't exchange money for sex consensualy with this woman (she can give it to you for free though), instead you must spend your hard earned shekels on her ONlyfans instead GOY
>>217243666>eddie got off scot-free and a crowd cheered him off>they straight up use the word transsexual and He to refer to the prostitute while showing a picture (hey, it passes better than most trannies today)it was truly, unironically, a different time
>>217243962Wasn't his arrest after Notting Hill? That put him on the map as the biggest romance star of any nationality at the time. His name was red hot.
>>217253560Yes, America. Where it's illegal to exchange your holes for money. But legal to exchange photos of your holes for money, as long as that money is taxed!
I want to direct everyone making a partisan/feminist argument to thishttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nordic_model_approach_to_prostitutionIt so happens that yes, many of the most progressive and feminist countries on earth have also adopted the strictest anti-prostitution lawsThat's not in factual dispute here, though the "why" or the "how" can be
>>217248257Religion never had anything to do with it. In medieval Europe every town had brothel.
>>217253846Feminists like to make selling sex legal but make buying it illegal, so that they can have it both ways at the same time. Such incoherent retardation is peak woman.
>>217239418I thought drugs and sex were cheap in Cali? You're telling me it was a lie?
>>217239418Not a big deal. Prostitutes serve a useful purpose and some guy like that going to one isn’t controversial. What’s he supposed to do, date a woman in her 20s or 30s and get called a pedo? Date a woman in her 40s or older that is a miserable old bitch? No, he just goes, gets his nut off and goes back to whatever he was doing previously. It’s vaginal as Hell to make a big deal out of this.
>>217253846For most women words are just a tool to protect the value of their holes. There's no consideration of externalitites or consequences. They're like Frieren demons.>>217254181It's actually better than that. The johns are criminals and the whores are mentally incompetent, so the state can freeze their bank accounts and they have to suck their own money out of government psychiatrists.
>>217239418>2 consenting adults paying for a service>Now internationally shamedI really don't understand this at all.It's no different from paying someone to clean your car.
Daniel Stern is one of the few good jews.
>>217255247many in la are underage not sure where you're getting 'consenting adult' from
Why the fuck is prostitution illegal in America?
>>217255423vaping is next
>>217255398No idea if that's true, but no articles mention age
>>217255423Removing all male sexual freedom, simple asFirst they intend to make you miserable then they intend to send you to die for israel
>>217255398Age of consent is mental gymnastics fornicators do to abnegate responsibility for their degenerate behavior. You can tell because they're always trying to move the line up.>she was only 28 you sick fuck
In Italy, brothels were illegal, but it was legal to be a streetwalker and the shit wasn't regulated. There were bitches all over the roads day and night trying to sell pussy. Meanwhile ze Germans legalized prostitution in brothels alone, so you didn't see the whores in the streets, but could easily go buy some pussy in a whorehouse, and they were regulated and orderly. Ze German approach is the way to go. They had some very nice whorehouses with absolutely gorgeous bitches from every race at very reasonable prices.
>>217255204>For most women words are just a tool to protect the value of their holes. There's no consideration of externalitites or consequences. They're like Frieren demons.Isn't it incredible how the evidence for this just mounts and mounts and yet people still haven't adopted a convention of dismissing what women say by default and continue to make the mistake of classifying them as equals through the lens of civilization. Any guy that has been around women and made the mistake of getting their perspective on a relationship issue or a girl they're dating (or almost anything really) should know exactly how irresistible it is for a woman to try to use her words to sabotage the shit out of others.
