Luke, did I ever tell you about Ahsoka Tano? She was your father’s exotic teenage alien apprentice, a fine piece of jailbait from a more civilized age. She had the tightest body and the perkiest little breasts in the galaxy—barely legal in most systems. Anakin and I used to doubleteam her at the end of every successful campaign during the Clone Wars, and once in a while we’d even have the entire 501st run a train on her (part of official Jedi training, of course). In time, she learned how to handle a meatsaber better than anyone in the Jedi Temple. She wore a miniskirt every day so we told her there were no panties in space, and since she was constantly doing acrobatics you’d get a glimpse of her orange pussy mid-fight as she’d do a flip while slicing a B2 Super Battle Droid in half. It was surreal. We taught her to grip her weapon backwards like a dildo and she constantly got captured by pirates and slavers almost every other day. It was ridiculous, like a constant porno, Luke, you have no idea. And then there was that time somebody drilled a glory hole into the Temple's 3rd level bathrooms. We never did figure out who put it there, but we sure made great use of it. Handjobs, blowjobs, anal, hell, I might have even fucked some orfices humans don't even have. The bathroom was unisex, so I'm fairly certain some dudes slipped it in, but I didn't really care. All I did was picture Satine and—oh, I haven't told you about Satine, have I, Luke? She was the duchess of Mandalore, though she was a more of a 'Mandawhore', if you get my drift... And they were good friends.
Yes, we've seen the Youtube video.
>>217240394i hadnt and I thought OP was funny and original
>>217240505I don't believe you.
>>217240394you must be fun at parties
