>Go I will not. Poor relations with the Wookiees, I have.
Wookies were immune to the force, Yoda would've been a fleshlight for them
>>217240396He can't go back to Kashyyyk, or he'll have to pay back child support.
>>217240442That's not true, there were wookie jedi. Chewies nephew was one of them.
>>217240655Is there a deleted scene of Yoda with his female (and male) Wookie harem?
Fucking wookers
The Dark Side of the force is a pathway to very few things. Mostly just shooting lightning of your fingers.
>Master, his midichlorian count is really low
>I have a good feeling about this.
>Are you a demon?>What?>A demon. I've heard the moisture farmers talk about them. They live in the sand people lands, I think. They're the most disgusting creatures in the universe.
>>217240396I made this... UUUU.https://voca.ro/1cvZrnvDwXJh
>>217240396>I kissed them. I kissed them all. They're happy, every single one of them. And not just the men, but the women and the children. They're like family, and I kissed them like family. I love them!
>Watto is Anakin's biological father>Obi-Wan is the father of Luke and LeiaIt's like cuckold poetry, and it rhymes.
Why doesn't the sequels have memes like prequels?
>>217241405>He didn't merely love sand... He loved sand people. That's the key to all of this. Tell Stoklosa I said so.
>>217241449Extremely based if true.
Call dat nigga Anakin. tell him he joinin the council
>I feel no disturbance in the force
>>217241465Sequels have a meme
>>217241586>Who are your people?
>>217241465There's a few, but normies really only remember>MORE!There was an at attempt to force "Amazing, everything you've just said was wrong", but it didn't take
>>217241605>your girlfriend is getting dragged away to a life of slavery as I speak and you’re just standing there?>I’m putting you in the computer as Han Cuck
>obi wan has trained you poorly. Yet, you have become a Jedi anyway.
>a communications disruption could be explained by any number of reasons
My Lord, might I trouble you as to whether this lies within the bounds of legality?
>>217240396Wookies, I eat. Many good wookies, I have.Goodbye, Tarfull. Goodbye, Chewbaca.
>>217241830>Oh, true, thank you Gunray. I will make my next move with respect for the legal system
>Where is Padme?>It seems, in your bliss, you spared her.>Yes. Yes!
>Be nice to people
>>217242884she never didn't say that
Freedon Nedd?
>>217241405Holy kek, you managed to make this scene even worse (or better).
>and he was a mortal enemy
>>217241465Reminder all nu wars is faggot shit
>Use the targeting system Luke
>sigh>Somehow, Palpatine is still dead
>>217241682>>217243579>We purposely trained him wrong... as a joke>And he was a bad friend
>>217243633>Yeah? Of course he is. Why wouldn't he be? You called a meeting for this??
>You told me Vader murdered my father>What I said was not true
Courage leads to CalmCalm leads to LoveLove leads to Happiness
>>217241830>>217242557>Viceroy, make sure this wonderful gentleman is in my field of vision at all times!
>Do NOT use the force, Luke.
>I know you>I love
>>217241465THEY FLY NOW
>>217244924>I hate you!>...I didn't know that.
>>217241142>credits won't do fine>YES THEY WILL
Why Americans love Star Wars so much? its like Dragon Ball Z for them
>there's never a bigger fish
>>217245145It's exciting to watch with all the lightsabers and space ships, but also simple enough to follow for Americans with clearly defined and recognizable good and bad guys.
>>217243781>Luke, did I ever tell you about Ahsoka Tano? She was your father’s repulsive old hag apprentice, a terrible piece of cellulite from a more primitive age. She had the fattest belly and the shaggiest pancake tits in the galaxy; barely legal in most systems.
>>217240732Yes, but it's a downer, the separatists sent their rape droids after them before Yoda arrived and murdered them all, with rape.
>>217241405According to the sacred Jedi way, there’s no reason this wouldn’t be allowed. Anakin says it himself. Love is encouraged. As long as it isn’t possessive. He could kiss as many Sandpeople as he wanted. On the lips, even, as long as he could convince them to take off their masks. As long as it was a brotherly kiss, he could peck away to his heart’s content all day long.Hell, I’d go even further. I suspect Anakin could have gotten sensual with it, slipped them some tongue. I think as long as he wasn’t emotionally attached to any of them, and he was just living in the moment, feeling the two luminous beings they were collide in a spit filled tongue wrestling session, he would be absolutely in keeping with the order. I imagine he’d be able to run his hands up and down their waists, pull them closer to him. Feel them melt into his arms as his unyielding metal hand, cold against their sun-tanned skin held them tight to his muscular chest. Bumping and grinding against them with his second lightsaber. Any further? I can’t say, because giving into your lust doesn’t see like the Jedi way. But riding the wave of self denial? That seems both monkish enough, and importantly kino. If I was Anakin, I’d for sure be asking that Librarian lady Jedi if I could dry hump sand people like a desperate moisture farmer. And if she said yes, I’d ask her to help me find a book and rub up behind her as she was reaching for it on the top shelf
>Did you ever heard the Comedy of Darth Plagueis, the Fool?
>>217245146>It’s quite literally impossible Obi Wan. Fish only get thiiiis big (stretches arms to indicate a big fish)
>>217241465Because I’ve seen TFA twice and TLJ once, and I can’t physically sit through Rise. I’ve tried but I can’t watch these anymore. I just repeat Episode One quotes all day.
>>217247012…and the prequels were super important because before those we didn’t know jack about the Jedi Order. So it added more than we realized.
