>I'VE GOT A GOLDEN TICKET
>I can't move Charlie, I'm too old & unwel->Is that a GOLDEN ticket??>*Gets up and starts dancing a jig with all the energy of a thousand suns*
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>>217241115How's it any different when a small mother who cant lift a thing suddenly can lift a car off her baby?
>That pipe sucks up the Oompa Loompas...
>>217241035>>217241115>>217241147lol
>>217241115This was a common and innocent gag in the old days, but zoomers don't know that and just assume he was a lazy ass.
As a child I really liked Willy Wonka and I didn't understand why. After reading Ayn Rand I realize why. Willy Wonka is a libertarian ubermensch. A children's version of John Galt. A man who will own midget slaves to pilot his boat down his own chocolate river, queen be damned.
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>>217241035>Fuck yeah time for some fizzy lifting drinks GRANDPA NO
>>217241035Who's this fucking faggot janny on a power trip who keeps deleting every second thread around here? Three times now I put effort into writing a reply, only to get>thread got deleted/pruned
>>217241035i never thought that I could be shitting in a bed of luxury
>>217242393>Charlie's underwear
>>217241035I'VE GOT A GOLDEN NIGLET
>>217242417Same on /int, anything with a vague anti-trump message or joke gets deleted
>>217241035Piece of shit.
>>217241115it do be like that thogetting old is kinda based, you can just do whatever you want
'03 has the best violet and '71 the best veruca
>>217241035>I'VE GOT A PROLAPSED ASSHOLE
>>217243534I got a thirty day ban for posting the panty flash from this well-known and beloved award-winning G-rated film.
>>217243534She's cute ngl
>>217243534To be completely honest, as a kidI definitely would have died trying to getVerucathat goose.Bratty/bitchy girls are my favorite. Veruca Salt ruined me forever.
>>217243899PHWOOAAR LOOK AT THOSE TITS
>>217241115Literally me
Whatever happened to Julia Winter?
Whatever happened to Julie Dawn Cole?
>>217242417>I CAN'T BELIEVE MY OFF-TOPIC GARBAGE GOT DELETED>>217242546>I CAN'T BELIEVE MY OFF-TOPIC GARBAGE GOT DELETED>>217243937>I CAN'T BELIEVE MY OFF-TOPIC GARBAGE GOT DELETED
>>217241211Yeah, but the opposite way around. It's when an able bodied man suddenly can't get out of bed because work needs to be done
>>217242393"Ok, Jack, now lean in and lick the fruit. NO NOT THE BANANA!"
>>217241115The small fiddle that starts playing when he dances was a bit too on the nose for me
>I JUST SHIT THE BED
>>217242546>Why is my /pol/ shit getting deleted when I post it on boards that aren't /pol/? It's a conspiracy!Kekaroonie
>hang out in bed all day>people wage slave to feed you>golden ticket one day>live like a king suddenlyNEET chads like Grandpa Joe stay winning
>>217242546You get what you deserve. Faggot.
the fizzy lifting drinks, whatever happened there...
>>217243548Its like blue lagoon. It's illegal to post it but they can film it and blast it in theaters and on streaming sites, no problem
Let me introduce myself, Artur Sluls
>>217243505Doctors give my oldass mom codeine for fucking coughs. They aint giving me that shit even if im dying.
>>217243505You can do whatever you want right now
>>217243899Do you think she'd be grateful enough to smooch you if you rescued her from the furnace?
>>217243534Agreed.
>>217241035In the 80s my new step-cousin used the word "ticket" for his wang. When he finally saw this movie he lost his mind.
>>217243534This man knows
>>217241115For me it's the single mother being absolutely crushed paying for four fucking "disabled" older people shitting their pants in bed all day with no financial support and one of them pulls out his pile of tobacco he bought instead of trying to help her
>>217244008>Did literally nothing except Veruca in 2005, that film's Swedish dub, and a Dick and Dom in da Bungalow episode in 2006Huh.Probably made the right call to retire from acting.
>>217243534Be quiet anon
>>217248446>*05 narrator voice* This is a butt!
>>217243534>>217243548>most replayedWhat did Youtube mean by this?
>Grandpa Joe immediately gets off the bed and starts acting like the golden ticket is his rather than Charlie's>is the one who goads Charlie into stealing fizzy lifting drinks>immediately asks "AND ME?" without missing a beat when Wonka gives the factory to CharlieGrandpa Joe was in it for himself.
>>217248488you miss the pointwhen you're old you can do whatever you want and everyone is ok with itwhen you're young you can only do whatever you want when no one else expects anything from you (live alone, etc)
>>217242417The American left has had such a shitty week lmao.>iran in flames>maduro CAPTURED>anti ice cunt SHOT lol
>The unruly Veruca Salt may have been more than a handful for her overly permissive parents in "Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory," but the actress who played her, Julie Dawn Cole, could not control an unexpected real-life development during filming as she, well, developed.>"When we were filming I was 12, almost 13, and different things happen physically to a young girl at that age," explained Cole. "So I started as a very flat-chested 12-year-old, but I was quite proud, as any 12-year-old would be, about what was happening up top. Of course they filmed out of sequence, so we did the factory gates first of all, then something else. We finally did my finding of the golden ticket six weeks into the filming, by which time I had become a proud 32 AA.">"You probably don't remember this, Mel, but I remember because I'm scarred by this for life, and you owe me many sessions of therapy," she teased, "but you and [producer] Stan Margulies stood around discussing whether I needed to wear binders because you could see my bumps. I was immensely proud of them, and you were going, 'No, you can't see them.' And Stan Margulies was going, 'Yes, you can.' 'No, you can't.' I'm going [speaks excitedly], 'Yes, you can! Yes, you can!' Anyway, I figured you inhibited my development, and I never became a DD. That's never been told before."
>>217241115I still don't get how this is such a common opinion. Like yeah, they were old and feeble, and then unbridled hope bound to the spirit of his youth filled him with such vigor that he could get up and veritably dance around.
>>217248488this, i collect neetbucks by telling the government i got lumbago
the only golden ticket that matters is the one tony hinchcliff gives you on kill tony
>>217242393licking lead paint seems like a bad idea
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