Yarr! Swab the deck ya bilgerats, else ye be walkin' the plank.
>mop the floor or be drownedHard choice.
A girl on tinder told me that owning a cat as a male is a red flag. Why?
>>217241364Cats are self important she'd prefer if you live for others and is gauging whether or not she can depend on you, like a dog.
I just found out my doggo was an undercover cop. What should I do?
>>217241817Scratch his ears.
>>217241324Heh.
Yarr Bud
>>217241364People often like pets that share similar traits with themselves. Cats are independent and can't be forced into affection like dogs can. So women who want the power in a relationship view men who own cats as less easy to manipulate into doting over her.
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>>217241324Ahoy matey
>>217241364Because she got dumped by some guy who owned a cat. Why are you assigning so much value to what some woman said, retard?
>>217241324yaaarrr imma booty retriever so bottoms up ya scallywag.
Watching this tonight I learned "Hit the deck" is originally a naval expression .
>>217245935Reminds me of my favorite rap lyric>"When I pull out my AK. I spray from far away. Everybody hit the D... E... C... K..."
>>217245682>my fellow golden retrievers...
Somehow
>>217241364why would you, as a man, get a pet, and not get mans best friend; the pet? she's kind of right and considering you're posting on /tv/ in the middle of the night on a weekend she's probably right
>>217241364is this the femcel version of a tradwifer?
