>Brown man shitting in the dead of night
>why don't we do it in the road (take a shit)
>8 shits a street>yesterday, toilets seemed so far away>I shit the street today, oh boy>I wanna shit your street>baby, I can shit your street
>>217241565I thought this was a fairly decent movie, but maybe it's because I'm not so racist to the point of not being able to consume media with foreigners.
>Can't Buy Me Gift Cards>Maxwell's Silver Toilet>She Came In Through the Bathroom Window>You've Got to Hide Your Gift Cards Away>The Long and Shitty Road
>he came in via the H-3 visa
>>217242494>Can't Buy Me Gift Cardskek'd
>>217242465It's a shit movie but not because it's an Indian, it's just not well written.
>>217241565White people are history. We're going to bulldoze your churches and gravestones when you're gone. Thanks for the free shit.
Shit together, right nowOn the street
>>217242596Kek so? You already do that to your own people, it's not a big shock. Enjoy living in the perpetual filth you'll create I guess.
>>217242465The premise is inherently racial and pathetic.If there was some insanely popular korean boy band from the 1960s and I wrote alt world fiction where I moved to Korea, copied all their music with zero talent, then used it to try n fuc korean girls, EVERYONE would correctly call it shameful loser fantasy. Now imagine I was brown n from a 3rd world poophole lol
here comes the train
>>217241565>Turn off your mind, relax and shit in the streets>it is not wiping >it is not wiping
>>217241565>Help me if you can I'm kneeling down>And I do appreciate you being brown >Help me get my shit back on the ground>Won't you pleaaaaase >Shit with me
>SHIT TOGETHER>RIGHT NOW>IN THE STREET
>OH YEAH, WAIT A MINUTE MISTER TRAIN MAN>WAIT
>happiness is a warm poop
>>217243335Lol
>Hindu>don't make streets brown>just take a toilet>and sit right down
>>217242997>Redeemer
>imagine there's no toilets>it's easy if you try
>SCRATCH THE GIFT CARD>RIGHT NOW>DON'T REDEEM
>>217241565>saargent pepper's shitty farts club band
>>217241565The Shite Album
What is it with Brit stories and stealing another guy's girlfriend or wife and framing it as A Good Thing?
>WE ALL LIVE IN A SINKING SUBMARINE>A SINKING SUBMARINE>A SINKING SUBMARINE
>>217241565>We all shit in the designated street>Designated street>Designated street
What would you think if I shat in the toilet?Would you stand up and walk out on me?Lend me your bobs and I'll rape you next weekAnd I'll try not to redeem the key
>>217241565>Take these water pipes and learn to flush
George Harrison would NOT approve of this thread sirs.
>>217242997>>217243593kek
WHEN I FIND MYSELF WITH DIARRHEA TROUBLESMOTHER VISHNU COMES TO MESPEAKING WORDS OF WISDOMLET HIM SHIT
>>217248427SHIT AND PEE, SHIT AND PEEOH WHEN YOU EAT THE CURRYYOU SHIT AND PEE
>>217241565>BACK IN THE POO SSAAR!
I'm sure these are funny if you actually know the songs
>>217245126>we hope that you enjoy the flow
>>217245126>>217249484>SAARGENT PEPPERS SHITTY FARTS CLUB, MA'AM!!>SIT BACK AND LET YOUR BOWELS GO>bum bum bum bwaaam
>>217241565Frankly, I just want all non white people gone from white countries.There I said it.
>>217245012>>217245126>>217249484>>217249514
>>217250777>I just want to forcefully evict hundreds of millions of legal citizens from their homes and force them to countries they’ve never been to and where they don’t speak the language>That’s all I want guys Alright anon I’m sure they’ll get right on that.
>>217250892didn't ask
>>217243168kek
>>217249437No not really. OP is the only one that even made me smile.https://youtu.be/Man4Xw8Xypo
>>217241565>number two>(fart)>number two>(fart)>number two>(fart)
>>217250892yes. because thats what they did to Whites in colonized countries and we can do it right back to them in ours, we just wont promise them safe passage out only to renege, hack them to pieces and dump the chunks down into wells
>>217242729It's a propaganda film made to comfort elderly Brits by telling them that their younger and browner replacements will still enjoy the things that they hold dear.
>>217251118probably true, actually
>>217242729If there was a “Yesterday” made about an Indian in Korea singing kpop songs it would be overwhelmingly hated and ridiculed in Korea. Asians are racist as fuck and generally don’t care about hiding it.
>Cause we're just busy driving>shitting in the back seat of my caarrrrrr
>i'll gift you a google card, my dear>if you show bob and vagene
>>217242465>foreignersNo anon. I'm the foreigner now.It's their country now.
Dear prudence, let me see your vagina bitch
IT'S BEEN A HARD DAYS SHITEAND I'VE BEEN POOPING, OUT MY LOGSIT'S BEEN A HARD DAYS SHITEI SHOULD BE WANKING, TO THE BOBS
>PRAP PRAP PRAJEET'S DIRTY SHITTER>CAME DOWN UPON THE STREET
>>217242935Underrated
>>217250777Trips of truthYou are a based one indeed anon
>>217252585
>>217254157thanks
>>217245012holy kek
>>217249437Nope. It's one of the most embarassing mishandlings of such a memeable movie
>>217242596>what defecation jokes aimed at an entire ethnic group does to a Ganges mf
you never give me your gift card you only redeem it, bloody bastard and at the end of our blasted phone calli break down
>>217252585AND WHEN I JERK OFF TO YOUWHILE I'M COVERED IN POOIT MAKES ME FEEL ALRIGHT
HERE COMES THE RUNSPOO POO-POO
EIGHT SHITS A WEEKIS NOT ENOUGH TO SHOW I CAREOOH I NEED YOUR BOBS BABEI GUESS YOU KNOW IT'S TRUEGRAB YOUR VAGENE EVERY DAY GIRLJUST I GRAB COW POOHOLD MEDRINK PEEHOLD MEDRINK PEEAINT NOT NOTHING BUT POOP BABEEIGHT SHITS A WEEK
>we all live with nightmarish dysentery
>>217255654I WANNA HOLD YOURuhnevermind
>>217242596>White people are history.This is true. We built the world. We are history itself. Every institution that exists is white in origin. When we are gone and only chinks and apes remain, they will slowly devolve into Kowloon cities across the entire globe. Congrats
>>217241565>Life is very short, and there’s no time for flushing and wiping, my friend
PLEASE PLEASE OH YEAHDO NOT REDEEM
