>You see this watch? This watch cost more than your car.How do you respond without sounding poor and mad?
I doubt it, I drive a 2024 ford focus, have you seen how much they're going for?
I don't have a car
I prefer casio
>>217244481ESL alert
>>217244481Useless accessories are for niggers and women.
At least I never shot and killed anyone
>>217244481I wouldn't respond and just condescendingly smile at him. I think that's a gaudy looking watch, not even warranting a response but if I really had to say something I'd say "if you say so"
>>217244481still cheaper than a breakfast at dennys
>>217244481What apps does it have?
>>217244481I don't respond. I simply close, which is what nobody else did.
>>217244481Well, can you drive with it?
I wouldn't respond, I would just sit back and listen, because that's what no one else did
>>217244481I have an M5 and he has an 8 series. I don't have a watch because I am unemployed. Also I've been jizzing and pissing in the coffee machine. I don't even work here I am not really the IT guy. I've been stripping all the copper out of the building that's why the phones don't work.>shoots him with a SAA
id go>you know that dude you were in beetlejeuce with? that guy is a diddler
>>217244530Wrist watches were womens jewelry until the first world war when they realized they'd be useful for helping men kill their brother. Shit is for slaves.
>>217244481>Wow you're really impressive. I'm very jealous of your male jewelry.
>>217244481>"...really? Do you.. need a ride to work them, or..? What did you want exactly?"
>>217244481
>>217244481>movie has character that doesn't act like how people act in reality because it's made by out of touch californians to push low effort class struggle commentary
>>217244613good response in theory but too aggressve, you sound mad
>>217244481"Good for you""I'm happy for you!""Well done, you must've worked hard!"."Proud of you"
>>217244481>Tell that to Zod's snapped neck.
There's no actual person in high society who would spent time slumming around screaming that they drive a $80,000 car. There's only the fakers and poseurs who lose their shit because they're trying to ape to that level and still get no respect.In the real world the upper echelons of aristocracy and elitism don't give half a shit about any random goober with an expensive watch, this is always the menchen way of trying to play catchup with their new money. A black gardener in his overalls trying to walk in the front door of a white country club is about the same stratum of social distance as this guy trying to think he'd actually be welcome in society because of his trinket.
>>217244481Actually, I feel like you're probably wrong about that. I have a large family, and therefore I had to buy a big vehicle to accommodate them. I bought a vehicle new, on the current car market that is absolutely gouging anybody who goes into a dealership. Thankfully, my wife won the lottery recently and I was able to pay for the car in full with cash. But I understand you probably didn't expect me to say any of this because of how outrageously unique my car situation is.
Heh, someone does NOT know how to shop for a good deal
>>217244481I don't have a car
Your poor financial decisions are not my business.Is there anything else that I can help you with?
Bruh... did you at least try to haggle?
>>217244481I would hold up my phone and show him the jpg you posted in the op because his face looks very insecure in it. I might open up my photo editor and write "Insecure" under it with a red arrow pointing to his eyes. I wouldn't bother making eye contact at any point in this process
>>217244688my tone would be deadpan
>>217244481Oyyyy, you sholda talked to my cousin Morty, he coulda got you a much better deal. Where'd you get that suit? *leans over, grabs sleeve, rubs fabric between fingers*
>>217244501lol
>Oh, I verry sorry, Mr. Arec Bardwin. But I think that watch you carry fake. I have uncoh in Beijing. He make watch just rike that.
>>217244526That doesn't work here. It may be a lame thread but there aren't any English mistakes. All "ESL" posts are bots or ESL themselves. Because you're never fucking accurate. THERE MUST BE ERRORS
>>217244613I don't know if I could say that without at least smiling/bordering on a laugh.
Oh yeah? Well "WATCH" this!>*takes out my gun and blows my own brains out*
>>217244613>>217244688>>217244748Actually now that I think of it, it might work better this way.>Your male jewelry is very impressive.
"Wow... Oh wait, am I intimidated now? Is that what's happening?"
The weeds of crime bear bitter fruits.
>>217244481When I was in Burma I saw a child playing with a watch the size of a tangerine.
Nice bling homeslice, you must be drowning in pussy. You should meet my wife!
>>217244818The Shadow Knows
>>217244481>You see this watch? This watch cost less than this coffee.
>>217244481>timekeeping is how the elites enslaves the goys into maximizing their time chasing that elusive dollar
>>217244723Is it a gmc yukon denali?
>noice
>>217244804lmao wtf
>>217244862GMT maybe
yawn
>holds up cheap rubber sportswatch>"See this watch? My 9-year old son gave it to me. He won it as a prize from the fair" *trails off, smiling quietly looking down at watch*
>>217244804Lol.Those aren't the real fakes.
>>217244890This is good
>>217244481That seems like an irresponsible purchase decision
Here's a real watch lil bro
>"My daily driver actually belonged to a hooker that I raped and killed, so to me, it's priceless.">*Alec Baldwin high-fives you*
>>217244748still doesn't work, it's *obvious* that only a mad little kid responds like this. The response that you should be giving is: "congrats man, I hope it's worth it". He is trying to troll you, ANY response in the same vein would move you into his context where he wanted you to be.
>>217244980Always gets me. lol
>>217245026i think this one works better >>217244799
>>217244481Does anyone even wear watches anymore?
>>217244481>You see THIS watch?*shows my $3 watch from Wal-Mart*>This watch cost $3, and it tells the exact same time.
>>217244481I'd call him gayWorks every time
>>217244481See this watch? It's seen more ass than your cock ever has
>>217245073There are a lot of us who are quite obsessed with them actually. Go to /fa/ and see there are always at least 3 threads going.
>>217245134.....and that's a bad thing? We're talking about malnourished prisoner man asses here.
>>217245134Case diameter on that? Old watches were tiny. BIG sentimental value if I remember that movie.
>>217244481I can't drive a watch.
>>217245159With diarrhea.
>>217244481I'm just not a materialistic person. I don't care. But whatever you makes you happy bro.
Why would you pay that much for a watch?
>>217244481>Yeah well, I think Rolexes are stupid. I have a Casio. It has a calculator. Does your golden Rolex have a calculator?
>>217245533You're a salesman in a cutthroat office. You can't use that excuse.
>>217245574Please come to /wt/ on /fa/ and bring that kind of commenting. Those upper-crust wannabes just love that kind of thing.
>>217244530you sound mad
>>217245598You sound feminine
>>217244481Take it off his wrist and throw it out the window.What's he gonna do? Sell me to death?
>>217245576I'm too autistic to be a salesman so I wouldn't be in this situation. I don't care about impressing Alec Baldwin anyway he's a piece of shit who killed a woman.
>>217244481And yet my $10 watch is superior.
>>217244481You see this casio? It dies the same thing.
Say "Wow" and then laugh at him using only your eyes.
>>217245657There's no way that's correct though, pedo.
>>217244481I don't say anything.I steal his watch.And that's what no one did.
>>217244481>why are u gay?
>>217245654Okay. Well come up with what you would say if you were and did, autismo. Also, it was an accident. I don't think anyone legit believes he planned or enjoyed it. I don't know how he's a piece of shit either. Very talented guy.
Club his head in with a chair and then take his watchNow MY watch costs more than my car.Nobody would give a single shit if this schmuck died with his fancy 80k car, there won't even be someone around to dance on his grave when he's gone. Bonk him on the head, shank him in the rain, leave him in an alley for some homeless to take his shoes and the blame.
>>217245736>something edgy 13 year old me would have written
>>217245751>t. man who got bonked
>>217244481Does your watch have a calculator built in? I thought so.
>>217245694Cheap digital watch never needs to be wound or maintained, works underwater, will never be stolen, can be easily replaced, has extra features, and has a strap designed for comfort.
>>217244481>How do you know, you've never seen my carThen I lie about the price
>>217244481my watch mogs yours
I show him a basedjak of him with a speech bubble of what he just said.
>>217244481'My wife has ones just like these.'
>>217244481Unc over here still wearing a watch lmao frfr
>>217244481You mean my watch.
my watch has a primitive lcd space shooter game
>>217244980>t. Nicholas DeOrio
>>217244481Trump won.
>modded my grandfather's rolexIt actually works now and I think it looks cool
>>217244481Why would you compare your watch with my car?That's silly. You're silly. Hey everyone, this guy's being silly!And there, his reputation is ruined, he's now the silly guy from legal or whatever silly department he's in.
>>217245910His $100k watch is essential MAGA gear.Go buy it.
>>217245834braised
>>217245938>Trump watch>not made in AmericaChecks out, should be made in israel though.
>>217245782You ain't gettin' no underwater watch for $10, weeb.
What's the latest kino you watched in your watch?Oh wait
>>217246004Wasn't this watch in Octopussy?
>>217246035No, Dragnet. Tom Hanks wore it.
>>217244481A core principle of special relativity is that you have to sacrifice time to gain distance.
>>217244481>You see this watch? This watch cost more than your car.But why, though?
>Damn, how long did you have to wait for that one? ...Anyway, you tried the new ramen spot on 7th yet?
>>217244481Well i can't fuck your sister in a watch, can i?
>>217244481What a poor financial decision
>>217244613and I am jealous of your man perm and monkey suit
>>217244481I'd threaten him to steal his watch but then he'd shoot me
>>217244799>Nice jewelry
>>217244481Nice, I have a really good car
>>217244507Read that as Fry from Futurama
>>217244481>Yet here you are talking to me...>...in person
>>217244481I wouldn't say anything. I'd put my boogers in his coffee and that's what nobody did.
>>217244481Really? Wow.How about the hair? How much did that cost?
>>217244481i'd laugh at him in such a way that he realises his existence is futile
>>217244481No matter how expensive your watch is, you'll still run out of time.
>I take the bus
>>217247377>
>>217247392Nice name, dumbass. lol
>>217244609Source ?
>>217247518His ignorant ass.
>>217247518It's a well known fact, moron.https://www.coronet.org/new-long-reads/how-the-first-world-war-shaped-the-watch-industry
>>217245924i know this is bait but wtf
>>217244481>Sounds like you got scammed
>>217245938Gross
>>217244481My $10 watch tells time just as well.
>>217244481I tell him that I can tell the time on my phone, and then pull out my £100 Huawei chinkphone.
>>217244481>I'm happy for younonjudgemental
This watch I got here was first purchased by your great-granddaddy. It was bought during the First World War in a little general store inKnoxville, Tennessee.It was bought by private Doughboy Ernie Coolidge the day he set sail for Paris. It was your great-granddaddy's war watch, made by the first company to ever make wrist watches. You see, up until then, people just carried pocket watches. Your great-granddaddy wore that watch every day he was in the war. Then when he had done his duty, he went home to your great- grandmother, took the watch off his wrist and put it in an ol' coffee can. And in that can it stayed 'til your grandfather Dane Coolidge was called upon by his country to go overseas and fight the Germans once again. This time they called it World War Two. Your great-granddaddy gave it to your granddad for good luck. Unfortunately, Dane's luck wasn't as good as his old man's. Your granddad was a Marine and he was killed with all the other Marines at the battle of Wake Island. Your granddad was facing death and he knew it. None of those boys had any illusions about ever leavin' that island alive. So three days before the Japanese took the island, your 22-year old grandfather asked a gunner on anAir Force transport named Winocki, a man he had never met before in his life, to deliver to his infant son, who he had never seen in the flesh, his gold watch. Three days later, your grandfather was dead. But Winocki kept his word. After the war was over, he paid a visit to your grandmother, delivering to your infant father, his Dad's gold watch. This watch. This watch was on your Daddy's wrist when he was shot down over Hanoi. He was captured and put in a Vietnamese prison camp. Now he knew if the gooks ever saw the watch it'd be confiscated. The way your Daddy looked at it, that watch was your birthright. And he'd be damned if any slopeheads were gonna put their greasy yella hands on his boy's birthright. So he hid it in the one place he knew he could...
>>217244481bloody bitch benchode bastard i fuck your mother
>>217244481>you see this dick >I'm about to get arrested for pulling it out in a public space>how do you like them apples... Donny
>>217244481see this?>shows Cassio watch it does exact same and better than your overpriced piece of shit >proceeds to win in options with SOXL
>>217244481>You overpaid.
>>217244481Yeah, but you shot a cameraperson and director because you were too cheap to hire an good armourer, ok boomer?
Best Pacino performance
>>217244481>wow what a waste of money
>>217244481>Who did you have to shoot to get that?
>>217244481Oh yeah watch this! Then I punch him in the nose.
>>217244481My boss does this shit. He wears a 5-figure watch and alligator boots to work every day like he's trying to impress somebody, except everyone else above him in the food chain is younger than him so he's not getting promoted anytime soon and they wear normal sensible clothes.
>>217244481>How do you respond without sounding poor and mad?I thought the gold daydate was exclusively for women at tennis clubs
Are watches cool? Because there's objectively no reason to wear one anymore. Clocks are everywhere and "everyone" carries a smartphone. Even non smartphones have the timeI don't know. Just seems like a pointless thing to wear but at the same time what other accessory can you really wear as a man. Baseball caps look stupid
>>217244481That's cool. My watch was only $10 at kmart and it tells time, too. Does yours do anything besides tell time? No? Then why did you pay so much for it? Because money is the only thing in your life that makes you feel manly? Oh, I'm sorry to hear that your life is so devoid of simple pleasures that a fancy watch makes you feel superior.
>>217252382>why would I use a wristwatch when I have a pocket watch?
>>217252382We dropped pocket watches because it was annoying and tedious to pull it out of your pocket to check the time, and your hands might be busy holding stuff or dirty/sweaty while working/cleaning/whatever and moved to wristwatches as they solved all of these problems.A phone is just a pocketwatch with a terrible battery life. My Casio's battery lasts 10 years my phone's can't last 2 days.
MY AUDEMARS PIGUET WORTH MORE THAN THE GDP OF YEMEN
For me it's hamilton
>>217244481>For how good of a salesman you're supposed to be you're not selling this bullshit to us very well
>>217244481>see these loafers ? They are former gophers …that’s who the fuck I am
>>217252382Aesthetic objects that please the owner have value, but if the only purpose is to demonstrate that value or status to others then it becomes a sign of insecurity. Exact attitudes towards the acceptable level of property ownership and consumption differ over time but it's always a gradient, never a zero.If you don't need it you don't need it, but it's not wrong to surround yourself with beautiful things. Though that comes with two caveats: 1 that it's within your means, and 2 that you have some semblance of good taste (which requires experience). At first brush this might sound at odds with the first paragraph, after all "taste" is in some sense communally determined. The difference is that taste is more a process of winnowing chaff to find an ideal that closely harmonizes with the shared aesthetics of the culture, for mutual benefit. The pathological approach (as demonstrated by characters such as in the OP) is fixating solely on the social value that can be derived from an object with no personal sense towards the aesthetics ("this pleasant thing enriches the experience of myself and those around me" vs "everyone will hold me in esteem if I show I have this thing").
>>217244531lmao
>>217252618hehe
>>217244481Why did he hate on the guys car so much?
>>217244481shoot him before he shoots me
>>217244481Joke's on you, cowboy. I take the bus.A diesel bus costs 550,000 dollars. Now what are you gonna do, shoot me?
>>217244799>yes yes, your jewelry is very impressive
>I paid a huge sum of money for something entirely uselessI dont understand why richfags think this is some sort of flex
>>217252932Because thats who they are. I've met dudes that have way so fucking more then me but in the end of they day they wake up and wonder what's going on, and spend more thinking that it will fix that
>>217244481In all seriousness, it would be the>"Humouring a retard so he shuts up" upwards nod>Ah okSimple as thatIf he continues talking, tell him I have shit to do
>>217244481Not my problem
>>217252698
>>217252382Unless you are a diver or have some kind of job you do with your hands that also requires you to be checking the time, there really is no practical reason to wear a watch(for the reasons you pointed out). That being said, watches are the only acceptable form of jewelry for a man that can show some status, it can signal to women that you have your shit together career wise. For that purpose I would recommend getting a Rolex, don't be a retard and buy something "better" than a Rolex like AP, Patek etc. since only men and gold diggers know or care about those brands.The worst thing you can do is wear a Casio watch, as you explained nobody needs a watch to tell time anymore so wearing something cheap like that signals to everyone that you either broke, or a manchild who doesn't understand the purpose of wearing a watch. If you are so broke that you can't even a afford a high end $1000 Rolex clone that is outwardly indistinguishable from an original and you absolutely must wear a watch, then get a smartwatch, at least that way you have the plausible deniability that you wear it for workouts or notifications or something. Here is the tier list:1. Rolex2. Expensive Rolex clone(must be outwardly indistinguishable)3. No watch4. Smartwatch(ideally latest Apple flagship)
>>217244481>you see this hand? This is my dick sucking hand.
>>217244481Patel?
>>217244481And here you are talking to us. You must be some kind of fuckup
>>217244481No one cares about watches anymore. If that was a smartwatch maybe people would be impressed.
>>217253256Shit isn't even impressed anymore. It seems like all it is a gimmick, smart watches and smart glasses but who really cares anymore?
>>217253311I think people that own smart watches don't really care about watches. They're the type of people that wore a Casio and Timex back in the 80's or whatever.
>>217244481That's kind of stupid, I also have a watch but it didn't cost more than my car. He doesn't sound like a very good businessman.
>>217248390>£100 Huawei chinkphone.Look at moneybags here, I got mine 40 quid from CEX.
>>217253256you know nothing about watches.
>>217253545Watches are a meme unc. Even Eminem rolls around with a shitty timex
My son's got a smartwatchit's fine I guessHe likes to use it to track his pulse when he runs but I tell him it's not as good as a real pulse monitor
>>217244481Its pretty. Did your boyfriend get that for you?/thread.
>>217244481Did you drive here on that watch?Shit, at least wear a watch that looks cool like this not ugly JEWelry
>>217244481>You could have bought a car with that money
>>217246703Kek
>>217244481I wouldn't know, they sell those at the jerk store.
>>217247427Sage in all fields is a power move though
>>217244531an unarmed woman no less; he should work for ice
>>217254064https://www.ebay.com/itm/236037012965Here, since I can't post a fucking image. IThe one I have is black, looks way cooler than green
>>217244659>bmw is considered a luxury car in the USfunny every time
>>217244756how long til we can feed the first series of rik and merty into ai and have it generate some of the same quality instead of being feminised boring unfunny dogshit
>>217244481>what it do doe
>>217244774>THEIR MUST BE ERRORSesl
>>217244481If I had the time, I might explain why the possession of things is the cheapest form of self-affirmation for a man; but since I don't want to waste my time, I'd go with..> don't people find your hair style a little effeminate?
>>217245134strictly speaking, that's a fairly averaged sized watch for an anus
>>217253136It’s okay to wear Casio if you are 20-30 and look good. Get a metal hipster one. Women know Cartier which is cheaper than Rolex, but you have to be masculine to compensate for its gay energy. Also you can get a vintage Rolex for less than 3k. In the end it’s just a watch, no need to overthink or perform mental gymnastics like watch autists on YouTube like to do
>>217248012nice ai generated fake page you fucking liar
>>217244481Pingas
>>217252446had one that was $30 in kmart and it lasted 9 years on the same battery then expired.bought a replacement with the same model name, but quality wasn't the same - it didn't last as long and more or less fell apart - was still good but nothing will beat the 2001 timex ironman
>What color is your Bugatti?
>>217244481>How small is your dickie, fren?
>>217244980Why does that burrito need a watch
>>217254526you heard of pizza time, why not burrito time?
>>217252500If you're actively working why would you need a watch? Are you going to see it and say "well, time to stop this thing I'm working on"? You'd finish and then check the time or the only timekeeping that matters is the time the shop says it is
>>217244481>Does anything about the way I dress make you think I am impressed with wealth Juden?
>>217244501New car prices are crazy. I got a pretty decent used car a few years ago, looking at new cars now everything even the shittiest car starts at $40k
>>217253136Buying JEWelry doesn't show you have your shit together, it shows you're an idiot who buys jewelry and is probably in tons of debt
>>217247377>>217247424casper knew this
can you drive around in your watch?
>>217244609Thought it was the opposite
>>217253136I have a TAG heuer, but the internals are messed up and it needs a full repair most likely. service would probably cost £500 from an official dealer, which is probably what the watch would be worth to sell if repaired - I'd like to have it sorted out, but it's offputting
>>217254719>If you're actively working why would you need a watch?Things unemployed people say
does it tell you the time when I'll give a fuck?
My wife gave me mine on the day of our wedding, always reminds me of that dayOooh boy the way she looked that day, long blonde hair, slim figure, that smile of pure happiness that she could be with me... the next few days we fucked like rabbits in our house at the lake, only stopped fucking to swim or to bbq Nine months later, our first son was born. Man I love looking at my watch
>>217244481>And you bought it? Lmao
>>217244481>Yeah? Well, What's the MSRP?
>>217244481real take: it doesnt look good, but you do youmoney take: if money is your main concern, the resell value of it plummeted, so...
>>217244481Nice jewelry. Did your boyfriend buy that for you?
>>217244481"nice one xqc"
>>217244481https://youtu.be/AML3iGBryHs?si=pXS61EF3DPbqKAzI!!!FACT!!!
>you have no idea how much money my dad made in eastern europe after 1989. not-a-clue
>>217256143https://youtu.be/dOdaRtX-eq4?si=f2G4qsoA6Psn0ukk!!!FACT!!!
I'd have an expensive watch too if you gave the me the fucking Glengarry leads
>>217244481I fucked your wife in my car.
I just saw Glengarry Glen Ross for the first time, incredible movie.
metallic bands are middle class
>>217244481Just be careful no black kid outside hears that
