Now that the dust has settled, what did /tv/ really think of this?
I liked the part where the young kid got off with his older brothers girlfriend
I was very disappointed that it wasn't about a bunch of dudes whacking off together.
>>217244777What did Spielberg mean by this?
Its pure adventure kinoChild kino and if you did not watch this and movies like this in your youth, I feel sad for you as your childhood must have been pretty shit
The real treasures are found in the goon cave
>>217244764Any webm requests?
>>217244835Well, I am not an american so was only recently able to watch this after seeing it being mentioned a lot
>>217244800You’re thinking of Stand By Me
>>217244851>was only recently able to watch this after seeing it being mentioned a lotYou think there has not been torrents of the goonies in all that time.
>>217245138Yeah but i never had the time or interest to watch this till recently
>>217244841bump
>>217244851What did you think of it my nigga?
>>217246069It was fine, found the hobbit kissing his brother's gf a bit weird thoughI probably would have loved this movie had I watched it as a kid
>>217244764the gooners
>>217244764As a kid it annoyed me that One Eyed Willy's skeleton had one eye instead of two eye sockets. Like he was born with a weird one eyed face instead of losing an eye in a pirate battle
>>217244764>kids allowed to wander around with no parental supervision >no brown 'people">the one ethnic kid was a funny talking asian with wacky gadgetsit was a better time
>>217244764Do they group goon to transblacked porn?
i like when data uses his pinchers of power on the bad guys pp
>>217246036bumping bump
>>217244764I probably haven't watched it since it was relatively new. I remember liking it though.
>>217248949the truffle shuffle
>goonies>one-eyed willyKek
>>217246291Pirates wore eye patches to keep one iris dialated so they could immediately see when going below deck into the dark from bright sunlight. They'd switch patch to other eye.
>>217249092>Gooning>Shuffling the truffle
10/10 kids adventure movie. A little goofy but all-around fun. No niggers as well
>>217249092
Spielberg is the original raping blob. It's why even his most serious movies like saving private ryan always seem to shoehorn in one attractive prepubescent white girl into itYou don't think Mackenzie davis was in ready player one for half a second due to her superior acting, did you anon?It was so Spielberg could get her on the couchThis movie was like a jew child smorgasbord
>>217249447There is no pre teen white girl in The Goonies though
>>217249447*McKenna Grace
