>Born and raised in Wales>Father is Welsh, mother is Irish>Keeps getting casted as Latin American character (without any real backlashWhy does this happen?
>>217245055Looks pretty Latina to me. Does she speak Spanish?
>>217245089Ay papi
>>217245055lots of welsh are naturally tanned, this was even remarked upon by the romans who assumed that tribes migrated from hispania to wales.this allows an opportunity to cast people who look latin/med but don't have retarded accents and can actually speak english properly
>>217245055This goddess was responsible for my secual awakening in Mask of Zorro.
>>217245131Sexual
>>217245055Damn prime Zeta was unbeatable
>>217245131are the 90s/00s zorro movies good? member watching them as a kid. Antonio Banderas was fucking king back then. Those and that one western movie with the two hot chicks, sex pistols or something.t. eastern european
>>217245181Mask of Zorro is a decent adventure flick with honestly great performances all around. The sequel is very mediocre however, but still worth watching for Rufus Sewell's performance and charisma
>>217245181Mask of Zorro is unironically a 10/10 movie. The sequel is kinda ok, it's like the sequel to The Mummy, they add a dumb kid.
spanish armada survivor
>>217245181Mask of Zorro is a certified 90s classic. It has everything a movie back then needed to have. Simple, but well constructed story. Charismatic performances, a LOT of sex appeal, good romance and a truly despicable villain. It even had a severed head in a jar which was pretty gruesome to watch as a kid.
>>217245055
Why is Mask of Zorro forgotten nowadays? It's one of the most fun films of the 90s, but rarely if ever gets mentioned.
>>217245181>are the 90s/00s zorro movies good?yes, specially the first one
Same vibe though half Welsh half greek
>>217245344It's not forgotten by me. To me it's the dividing line between the great films of the past and the slop of today. It's the lats of the great pure action/adventure films.
>>217245401I really love latinas, but find them to be kinda dumb and annoying. Also I don't want them to go full goblina mode. Should I just get a Welsh gf? Any anon that hasbexperience with them?
>>217245425Then why do you never make threads here? You gotta share your love for this film with other anons.
>>217245344I think general audiences think Zorro is too cheesy and outdated. At the time it was already a boomer throwback. I can't think of any swashbuckling action that has stayed relevant other than The Princess Bride and Pirates of the Caribbean.
watch The Darling Buds of May if you havent
>zetayou sure she's not mexican?
I'd lick out her asshole for muscular dystrophy
>>217245430My gf is from North Wales. What do you want to know. They're just like any other northern brit really
>>217245344because it's too campy and revolves around a damsel's love life. Entrapment is just a far superior movie that showcases her cute sexiness.
>>217245502Does she look like a latina?What's her personality like?Are other Welsh girls similar?I think I've only ever interacted with girls from London. I usually try to avoid talking to Brits
>>217245443I think I did make a Zorro thread a few months ago, actually. I watch it at least once a year. Still never seen the sequel, though.
>>217245502>north walesmy brother your girlfriend is a manc
>>217245055Unlike leftists who want the correct pedigree of humans in every media representation ever, we don't care.I don't care where she grew up, where her parents are from. Does she look the part? Then yes, sign her up. If no, then cast someone else who will look the part.
>>217245540Welsh girls don't look like latinas, Zeta Jones is not your typical woman
>>217245055>>217245283>Black Irish...black as bog
>>217245455PERFICK
>>217245610>Cast someone else who will look the part.
>>217245611Then what do they look like? I don't think I know anything about Wales. Except they have lots of sheep there.
>>217245055I thought she was egyptian or something.
>>217245679>Modern Egyptian woman
>>217245484Patrice! You’re alive!
>>217245675Just look like brits. Either dirty fat and pale or fake tanned and botoxed. Sometimes fat and tanned.
>>217245741That's gilbert who is also dead
>>217245652A prime example of not looking the part and putting race first.
>>217245744Dirty? Really? Why, don't they take showers regularly? Or dirty in personality like Bonnie Blue?
>>217245706Would, but only once and I wouldn't tell anyone.
>>217245401Love some Marina and her massive boobas.
>>217245809You just told us you would. If it was fun and she was available, why not go for another round?
>>217245744seething european
>>217245131Sehucal
>>217245502t. never been to the north
>>217245055first time I saw CZ was in the phantom and my jaw dropped at how beautiful she was
>>217245872Because you're an anon. I wouldn't tell anyone I know.
>>217245561We call them gogs>>217245675The weather in Wales is pretty miserable so we're typically pale, but we tan easily without getting burned too, so I suppose people outside of Wales think we're swarthy because they're the only Welsh they meet, or the sun reveals our true nature whateverI suppose it matters where you're from too, East and North welsh are going to basically be anglosiced
>>217246046I must impregnate a hairy and pale welsh woman.
>>217246061t. Michael Douglas
>>217245055Barbary 'admixture'. (one of her ancestors got raped by muzzie pirates)
>>217246046On topic of the film, Anthony Hopkins plays her father too so its quintessential welshcore aswell as a peak 90s flick, one of my absolute favourite films
Actually the reason for some of us having the darker look is Celt-Iberian trade going past to the bronze age. The British isles has a lot of Mediterranean admixture going back to ancient times.
>casted
>>217245679Not wrong.>LONDON (Reuters) - Up to 70 percent of British men and half of all Western European men are related to the Egyptian Pharaoh Tutankhamun, geneticists in Switzerland said.>Among modern-day Egyptians this haplogroup contingent is below 1 percent, according to iGENEA.https://www.reuters.com/article/lifestyle/half-of-european-men-share-king-tuts-dna-idUSTRE7704PB/
>>217246214That's not how it works. Also, I bet it's contamination.
>>217246214I WAZ KANGS
>>217245055She is so hot the throat cancer would be worth it.
>>217245802Imagine that gross pic of the obese girl in the white Liverpool kit. It's that or modern-day Carol Vorderman i.e. all fake
>>217246199>he boughted the grammatical error
they cast Anthony Hopkins as Spanish in mask or zoro.i couldn't believe it. his face is so so tessential British and he's supposeed to be Spanish. like come on.
>>217245455She looked so much more British when she was young. I wonder why that changed.
>>217245706Hot but I don't like that she waxes her arms (and probably a lot more than that). If she was naturally hairy I'd marry her.
>>217246384It works.
>>217245455she looks like Zendaya here.....
>>217245118>welsh>don't have retarded accents and can actually speak english properlyKek
>>217246519better than a spic
>>217245118That was generally what the people looked like before the Celtic peoples arrive on those islands.They call it Atlantic european, I think. The Welsh held onto it and had less mixing over time compared to others around UK/Ireland.You get parts of Ireland with this look down South too, I think.
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>>217245055>Catherine Zeta-Joneswe had it good back then, she is absolutely stunning
>>217246199For the longest time I thought Charles Bronson was some Mexican mutt, turns out he is 100% Eastern European from Lithuania kek.
>>217245089>does this latina speak spanish?gee anon, what do you think?
>>217245055Zeta part confused people
>>217247939one side of his family are tatars
>>217245055Tom Jones Welsh swarthiness?
>>217245055I can't believe Goldface killed her.
>>217248035https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MIIU9xkGAMs
>>217247704>>217248138The Welsh love to sing.
The Zeta is probably just there because there was already a Catherine Jones in whatever actor’s union she joined. See also: Michael J. Fox, Sarah Michelle Gellar etc.
