King Arkhan I
>>217247321Oneill is SEETHING
>>217247288kek I just watched that yesterday. S8 statted like shit, bur finished strong. RepliCarter was hot af, Baal was dope, Reckoning was awesome and the space battle was satisfying. I am a sucker for alternate reality, so I really liked Mobius... dunno why people said it wasn't good, it was fucking sweet! Oh and it's pretty unambiguous that Obeill and Carter are together at the end of Threads (the longer version of the episode).
>>217247288Praise be King Arkhan
>>217248815hot
>>217247321>the good ending Colonel Kurtz never gotAlso Carter is soaked
>>217248875She wants the BMD?
>>217248895If by BMD you mean Big MJonas Dick then yes, it is irresistible
>>217249393lmao
Why didn't the Destiny people just pile of bunch of stuff into the inactive stargate to block it from opening when they knew the Lucian Alliance was going to try to gate in?
GOOLD?
Are Stargates one way? How did that MALP robot communicate back to command. Did I miss the episode where they explained it, shit always bothered me
>>217250094radio waves travel both ways
>>217250048The ship is connected to the gate in a way planetary stargates aren't, it would probably shake the ship apart
>>217250127so only energy is both ways? I guess it's decent enough plot armor
>>217250094Space magic
>>217250048>he thinks anyone put any thought into Universelol
>>217247321Sam is deadlock on fighting patriarchy or respecting diverse culture. These wives look 17. It's a different time.
>>217251160>17too old
>>217251226they should have cloned Carter as well...
>>217251624
>>217251727I'd glaze her donut if you know what I mean
>>217252054based
Carter was NEVER attractive, you are all weirdos
For me? Morgan LeFay.
>>217252170It's 2026 anon, it's all right to admit you are a homosexual
Michael. It's your birthday today. Cake and ice cream is on its way.
>>217251226>teen body with adult mind and memories>final scene is jack and teen jack checking out some teen girlsWas a better time
>>217252170Bait
>>217252225she's lowkey cute
>>217252572nuGate could never
>>217248468We all saw what clone O'Neill did when he had a chance to go back to high school, which is exactly what O'Neill would have done given the chance. No room for judgement from him.
>>217248815Seethes in McKay.
>>217252572>DAY BOW BOW >CHI-CHICKA CHICKAAAA
Kino
>Carson thought the wraith females might be immune to the retrovirus>one of the first live tests was on a wraith femaleIt had the opposite effect but there was nothing to suggest it was because she was a girlWas she supposed to be a queen on making?
If vampires were real and we could cure them from being vampires would anyone seriously debate the ethics? If a mind worm came from space and could remove our individuality would it seriously make a committee to decide what to do? If zombies got loose and could bite us to turn us into them would the zombies have a senate meeting? No. Ethics are a fucking sham. Just do what is necessary for victory. Pax humana, para bellum.
>>217250094energy is two-way travel, matter is one-way
>>217254431Libtards would be protesting vampire and zombie rights and orange nigger would give everything away to space Israel Tok'ra fucking shits.
>>217255275lmao
YOU JUST KNOW they will bring them back as misunderstood good guys. Can't have the jew standins be evil.
>>217252584I fapped to that scene on VHS a LOT
>>217256192should have shown her on top from a wide angle
>>217256223shit you're right. my dick was robbed of kino
>>217256192Yeah he is pretty hot
>>217256470anon...
>>217252627>you're not really a hologram, are you>you have your answer, Daniel Jackson. I suggest you act on it.Kino moment.
>>217256561indeed
>>217256188My #1 bet on the main villains
>>217252572>>217252644Apparently they got some complaints at the idea of a 40+ guy in a teen body deflowering Stacies.
>>21725719140+ try 60-, Carter said in season 4 Atlantis (effectively 5 years after this episode in-universe) O'Neill was close to retirement.
>>217257325He was in charge of Homeworld Security, he could probably afford early retirement.
>>217257325I think it's reasonable to use the actors' ages unless otherwise stated
>>217257191Gotta get there before Daniel
>>217257613lel
So I finished Atlantis S1 and 1st ep of S2. It was neat. I fucking came at the Daedalus and Skinner as the captain. 10/10 ship design (much better than Prometheus) and casting. The Siege was meh otherwise. Is that the first time chronologicallly when we see the Daedalus? Weird if true. The Wraith stopped being threatening. Also, there was a really hot blonde psychologist with insane hips in The Gift episode... there's a scene where she walks toward Teyla with a tray of food... had to replay that several times. Oh and Teyla is omega annoying, being some sort of bio Wraith radio is not impressive. McKay is annoying, sorry, I don't see why you guys like him, the talking fast schtick is very exhausting and unpleasant. Sheppard and Ford are based af. Now onwards to S9 of SG1.
>>217258141Forgot to add, the stern Colonel in charge of the defence that came from Earth and was friends with Robert Patrick was pretty cool. I liked that he wanted to buy Weir a drink kek. Too bad he got Wraith'd into a 90yo.
Atlantis is best enjoyed with the mind of a child or ESL and by skipping key plot episodes so that you never find out why Carson and Weir aren't around or what the fuck Michael is doing.
>>217252584can't get over the retarded hair
>>217252584>She sought to mate with the Alpha male, which would be you, Colonel. Then, once pregnant with your child, she would have sought out Dr. Jackson, the beta male, to care for and raise it.
>>217259060did she say that?
>>217259278>jumper destroys hatak with 2 droneswriters hate the goold
>>217259313It's a Tau'ri galaxy.
>>217259313>Ancient tech vs Goauld techIt was the equivalent of an ATG hellfire missile hitting a TallyTruck.
>>217259060i only just recently realized she voiced the female Spock-alike in that one episode of ReBoot.Speaking of, it was fun seeing the cast of various Mainframe Entertainment shows pop up now and then in Stargate.
>>217252054I don't, anon. The donuts are already glazed. She glazed them. Did you order a glazed donut and get a plain donut?
>>217259386Kek I remember when this happened. They tried to cancel that plumbing company. I think that was even before cancelling was a thing
