in real life if people developed powers like in capeshit they wouldn't fight crimethey'd conquer the fucking world
>>217253130i’d conquer the world by fighting crime
Guillermo del Toronto and a poster on here recommended carrion comfort about a group of psychic vampires that are basically chaotic agents because of their powers.
>>217253130correct
One tactical nuke is enough to kill like 95% of superheroes
>>217253130Assign me any superpower you think of and I'll tell you what I'd do with it.
>>217253130We already have psychic powers.Society is just built around suppressing them because it's bad for certain groups and control schema. I'm serious. >>217253182Nukes aren't real bro.LOL ME AM SCHIZO CONSPIRACY THEORIST
>>217253130In reality, I don't think they would ever get very far. It wouldn't be that hard for people to overwhelm someone unless they had like Jean Grey/Charles Xavier level psychic abilities.
>>217253185Charisma, like kennedy according to magneto.
>>217253130>conquer the fucking worldand then what? there's no reason to conquer the world, there's nothing out there
>>217253130No.In essence, these >>217253182>>217253207If your abilities aren't godlike, organiset resistance will bring you down rather quickly.Most people will use their powers to make a quick buck and improve their material circumstances.
>>217253226rape
>>217253130I can burst clouds with my mind, and I’ve proven it to a couple people who have sworn not to tell anyone. It’s neat, but useless beyond blowing someone’s mind.
>>217253310focus on the mechanism and reapply to various effects
>>217253310I can control the tides, but it takes a while to work
>>217253310>Can move thousands of tons of water telepethically, disrupt entire weather systems>Useless powerWhyd all the retards get powers and not me?
Autism is my superpower :)
>>217253130Yes and?Not like powerlets don't try lol>tfw plebs will never be able to predict the weather with 80% accuracy
>>217253185Telekinesis.
>>217253310turn this clewdinto a tee shaped clewdclewwwd... into a teeee shaped clewwwd
>>217253182>One tactical nuke is enough to kill like 95% of superheroesAssuming you can get them all in one place what about the absurdly powerful and now pissed beyond belief 5% that it doesn't kill.
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>>217253130If I were super strong telepath I'll totally take over the world, for the sake of the plebian masses, ofc. If I get some pointless shitty power I'd just hide it and keep my office job.
If I had superpowers I'd probably just jeet it up and use it to r*pe women (but very rarely as to not get caught)And just chill out
I would save the world and be benevolent.
>>217253130you overestimate the ambition of the average personmore likely they'd try to find a way to use it to make moneyif they're a touch more vain then probably trying to become a celebrity alongside the money
>>217254806What was Griffiths superpower? Leadership? Rhetoric? Swordmanship?
>>217253130>real life isn't like capeshit>and in that moment I felt euphoric....
>>217255651Premium SSS+ bussy. Every demon in Falconia gets to hit.
I can't give people seizures by thinking at them the right way but you'll never believe me.
>>217255749I can*
>>217255749Is it like scanners?
>>217255749Are you the guy who gave himself a seizure trying to kill David Lynch
>>217255816It feels like an insane pressure building up in my mind accompanying involuntary thoughts and if I look at anyone while it is happening they either freeze, drop what they are holding or fall over seizing. I can't control it very well.
>>217255749Neither I can. I wish I could :(
Is rhetoric the closest we have to hypnosis?
>>217255884That was a typo, I can do it, i just can't control it.
>>217253130It depends how long humans take to build Sentinels
>>217255934LG and Boston dynamics have robots so soon.
>>217253185http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:RandomYou tell me what you got and what you would do with it
>>217256001>Collar Manipulation>The user can generate, shape, and manipulate all forms of collars, a band-like device used primarily on animals as either an accessory or a method of sustaining control over said animal.If I try to take over the world someone would just snipe me of kill me in my sleep, so I'll just stay low-key became rich by selling gold and diamond collars I guess.
