His life wasn't that bad
We don't need this thread every day every week
>>217253293I'm two years away from becoming a mirror copy of him in nearly every way. Right down to the retail job and bike. I don't even know what to think about it
>>217253293he was didn't care about being a virgin until his friends found out and drilled it into his head about itthe moral of the story is get better friends
>>217253320Yes we do
>>217253293I would have loved to be that upbeat at 40, without a woman ruining the mood
>>217253293The scenes with Apatow's wife are weird. I don't think I could film my hypothetical wife kissing other dudes like that
I wish I was a virgin again. Chasing women has turned my life into a living hell. I can't even relax and enjoy a movie when I'm horny and it never seems to stop.
>>217253342Good friends call you out when you're being dumb. If you only want enablers as friends, you're a fuckin lame coward.
>>217253427Friends are unironically overrated. Most don't even last very long. The second they get married or hell, even a girlfriend, you're on borrowed time. At best, past 30, you have friendly acquaintances.
>>217253427>CowardAnd? This world is dangerous and everyone who is not you wants you dead to horde your resources. I literally never leave my house because some degenerate would probably stab me.
>>217253523Mostly true but not necessarily. I still maintain 20+ year friendships.>>217253557If you are some turdie who lives in a favela, I can understand. Otherwise you're just a pussy.
>>217253523ThisHad a friend who distanced himself from not only me but every other dude he hung out with as soon as a woman entered his life. Not even married but just dating. Flat out said that she is his only priority now and trying to revamp his identity.
>>217253388There's something that I genuinely hate about Judd Apatow and I am not sure what exactly. I can actually tolerate pre 2014 Rogen far more than him. I feel the same hatred for Dan Harmon and Joss Whedon
>>217253667I don't care if I'm a pussy, shame has no effect on me. I actually love being like this
>>217253293This is a schedule for a healthy life.
>>217253293I don't know if his life was any better in the end. Being a lonely manchild seems equally as pathetic as becoming a step father.
>>217253889Yeah, the potential for proper ascension taps out at that age unless you have the wealth to carry you. Otherwise, you're getting stepcucked. Not worth it imo, I'd rather just be a vocel
>>217253889Give me the life of a manchild over being a stepfather any day.
>>217253967I was honestly expecting this video to be satire up until the end
>>217253333Lucky bastard
>>217253333Have you ever had a girlfriend or any kind of sexual experience?
>>217253860If you say so. I do not believe you.
>>217254023No girlfriend, no sex. Only sexual experiences have been making out with a stripper a few times with fingering. I'm not even bitter about it, I wouldn't blame chicks for not being into me as I am an inept manchild.
>>217253987You ever see internet comments claiming>I see average men in relationships all the timeThat video is what those relationships are like. If not that, then a dead bedroomOr in many cases, both
>>217253293Andy should have taken his boss' offer and dicked the dyke out of her
>>217254091How are you inept? You have a job that presumably forces you to socialise, I assume you live alone and you're likely not fat if you cycle to work every day.
>>217253293The thing is that when this film was made, life was still good enough to reasonably expect to get something back on your investment in society. So being a 40+ year old manchild virgin was seen as weird. Nowadays society is so shit that young men withdrawing from it en masse is the norm.
>>217254162I rent a room in a house currently, rent in my area for one bedroom apartments are 1.5k. And yeah, job is cool and not fat thankfully
>>217254170>I can't get laid because society or somethingYou zoomers really are faggots.
>>217253320It's just a hug box for virgins. The closest they'll ever get to a hug
>>217253862who the hell starts work at 10? why does he need to sleep 9 hours? he's 40. not 15.
>>2172538627 am wakin up in the mornin gotta be fresh gotta take a shower
>>217253333Get a car it's a requirement for pussy.I'm serious
>>217254319Yeah, trying to save up for one
>>217254276His store might not have needed stock workers starting at 9am and then he's working a 12 hour day.
>>217254340Don't bother lease one.The point is to fuck something not get into debt
>>217254319I own a car and I guarantee that piece of shit has never helped me get any pussy. It's a pain in the ass and a cash sink though I would hate to live without a car. Even having to use the bus when it was in for repairs made me want to step in front of the bus when it would come pulling up.
>>217254354when i used to work retail i started at 8:30 and we opened at 9:00. maybe its not like that i america.
>>217254387Does seem weird the store isn't opening at 9am but I guess all stores are different.
>>217254378Woman won't date guys without a car.Even if you faild while having a car.Anyway a car won't guarantee anything but not having one will.
>>217254378It's not that having a car will get you pussy. It's that not having a car will lose you pussy. I guess those are kinda the same thing, but not quite.
>>217253293Yeah, his life wasn't that bad because it was unrealistic about how happy he was. Even though he was a 40 year old virgin with a shitty job, didn't drive a car, didn't have any friends, he wasn't completely miserable like he should have been, like all of us in a similar situation are.
>>217253333Yeah, I'm 6 years away personally, 34 kissless virgin, shit job, bike too.>>217254023Never had a gf, kiss, or even been on a date. >>217254319Yeah it's crazy how I never even had initiative to drive. All I do is just bike everywhere and use the subway too. I got my license at 26, and the only driving I've ever done were the few classes I took before getting the license, then I took the test and haven't driven since. That's 7 years. I know that if I ever even talked to a woman, just the fact that I don't have a car would be a deal breaker, let alone having a shit job and living with my parents. I don't know how it's possible for someone to show as little initiative for anything in their life as I have.
>>217254603Driving has unironically gotten far worse after the pandemicI don't know what the fuck happened
>>217254603I got my license at 16 and have been driving ever since. Maybe you have naturally low dopamine levels or something.
I feel like riding a bike instead of owning a car is a virgin trope. Maybe I'm only thinking of this movie, but I guess it's a pretty normal thing to assume that men who don't have cars are virgins. At least, it's true in my case.
>>217254858it really depends on the area. in the us that might be true.in many parts of europe its certainly not true. riding a bike to work is often seen as something positive.the only people that think its bad are white trash.
>>217253293I am also becoming this guy. Right down to working the dead-end retail jobs and riding the bike to get there. I can't get my driver's license - my vision isn't correctable with glasses - legally blind. I don't have any friends because nobody wants to put in the effort to cart me around from place to place. And I don't blame them. I wouldn't want to either. I do my best to keep to myself and not be a burden on anyone.
>>217254977How are you posting if you're legally blind? How is riding a bike viable in such a state?
>>217255014I sit close the screen with enlarged text and/or use Windows' built-in screen magnifier. On the bike, I have just enough vision to see the edges of the road and the cars. Seeing pedestrians is more challenging, but most of my riding is on long country roads. I just follow the white line and stay super-focused. It's stressful, man. The ride is harder than the job.
I just don't know where to even meet girls past uni. Everyone in workplace is already taken, dating apps are trash and I've never enjoyed clubbing or similar stuff.And I'm getting mixed instructions, one rabbi tells me to just ask out that cute cashier because there's nothing to lose but the other rabbi tells me that's the number one thing I shouldn't do unless I want an instant creep label.
>>217254977>>217255096At least it isn't like me, someone who's somehow afraid to drive despite being 34 years old, yet I have no problem riding my bike extensively throughout busy streets, even in the dark, surrounded by cars, needing to merge in and out of car lanes with the bike lane, etc.
I'm 2 years away and I have a car. I don't really mind honestly.
>>217255152the easiest way is through hobbies.which can be a fucking pain if you dont have any social hobbies.
>>217255197yeah I was thinking about local literature club but they're only discussing boring pretentious shit like diaries of some early XX century austro-hungarian poet from a random village that's not even on a map and I'm not intellectual enough for that
>>217253293>His life wasn't that bad
>>217255174At least you have full 360 unobstructed vision and awareness on a bicycle. You're the most alert person on the road in that scenario. I generally don't have too much trouble getting around the parts of town I'm already familiar with. Just gotta be extra careful of any pedestrians that might jump out in front of me!
I broke up with my girlfriend back in 2023 and haven't had sex in over two years. I've been happier in those two years than in any of the five years I was with her.
>be khhv throughout high school>freshman year of college a girl way out of my league sits down next to me in the lecture hall>start sweating bullets>she starts a conversation with me and I'm just trying not to spill spaghetti everywhere>second day she gives me her phone number and says we should "study and do homework together">later that night she sends texts explicitly saying she wants to get fucked>no idea how to respond, try to keep cool>meet up with her the next day and lose my virginity (I made sure to jerk off before so I wouldn't bust instantly)>we fuck regularly for three months despite her having a boyfriend going to an out of state school>after three months she ghosts me and never talks to me again>this was 15 years ago and I haven't been intimate with a woman since
>>217255311eh it can still be worth a try. even if its feels off. maybe you aren't the only one there that feels like that austro-hungarian poet is a bit much.i try to think about trying new things like "if this goes well then that's good. if it goes bad i am allowed to cheat on my diet and get pizza."
>>217255446in hindsight a scenario like this where one of the tiny % of women who could tolerate me took the initiativeanyway it never happened lmao
>>217253320Get a sense of humor, you dork. These threads are great.
Every fucking day the same thread. Fucking losers.
>>217255600You're on /tv/ every day and you're what, a winner?
>>217255382That blu ray collection is nice at least
>>217253333Checked. You’re missing out on: used goods. That’s it. I knew a few guys who’d brag about getting pussy and talk about their sex stories. They never made good friends. Petty vain type people who use everyone around them.
Being a stepdad is really not that badSo you couldn't get the perfect virgin wife, boohooSometimes you gotta man up and take charge when a woman needs you most
>>217253293This film is a mega redpill. A guy gives up his independance, all his stuff, his hobbies, his interests all for some washed up used 50 year old rostie.
>>217255924I'd call this bait but there are men who actually believe this
I remember watching this movie as a teenage virgin, no dad, no friends, before dating apps, scared shitless that man in the movie would be me
>>217255382based minimalist poster chadthinking of hanging this one on my wall rn
Are you guys serious? I have to turn down sex. A few months back I was at the bar and this super thin woman comes over to me and starts flirting. She makes it clear she wants to go home with me but she is so drunk, like singing along with the radio drunk and I have to turn her down because I won't risk taking home a drunk woman who might regret it in the morning.
>>217253293He was a 40 year old who worked a minimum wage retail job stocking shelves. That's even more shameful and disgraceful than being a virgin. If I was still working in retail at 40 I would've killed myself a long time ago.
>>217256227He worked minimum wage retail in the early 2000. So he had his own place and enough extra income for all his hobbies.
>>217256250That's not even remotely realistic. I worked a minimum wage retail job in 2005 when I was in high school and it paid $5 an hour, in a high cost of living area. An apartment would've been something like $700/month then where I lived in.
>>217256227Retail work was halfway tolerable back then. I went back to work at a grocery store a few months ago and holy fuck is it awful. Half the customers can't speak or read English and most of the equipment didn't work. I quit two months in, thankfully I found an actual, stable job
>>217256293Simply not true
>>217256299Did management make you do the wagie dance?
>>217256357No, thank Christ
>>217256299There's going to be a point where goyim don't even remember how things were before covid. Things used to actually work.
>2026How the fuck did everything go this wrong........
>>217256112This isn't a thread for bragging it's a thread for incel losers.
>>217256624Are you talking about your life or the world in general?
>>217256693Both
>>217256624Dont underestimate the power of positive thinking....
>>217256624>that feel back then that everything is going to be okHow do we get it back
>>217257045Time flew by
>>217256674Fuck off. They can learn from my posts.
>>217256624It’s funny, from what I see even normal, well adjusted, relatively successful people feel like the world is shit and there little hope for the future. How the fuck are complete losers like me supposed to have any motivation to want to do well?
>saved by the pornstar
>>217253395When it does stop, you will wish it never stopped.>>217253523Friends are what you do when you don't have access to vagina or responsibilities.
>>217255595More of a /druk/ threads man myself
>we settle the mood by singing a horrible song about these horses fucking
virginity isn't that bad. I'd feel way worse if I got laid a few times in my late teens, got experience of what it was like.. but then never getting it again in the decade or so after and just craving it the whole time.
