>What the heck is Svengoolie?Svengoolie is one of the last good TV horror hosts still on the air. Every saturday night at 8:00PM Eastern us boomers on /tv/ get together to watch a (sometimes terrible) old movie. You can watch over the airwaves on MeTV!CLEAR THE AIR LANES, CLEAR ALL THE AIR LANES FOR THE BIG BROADCASTTONIGHT'S MOVIE: The Skull (1965)
Tonight's Movie:>The Skull (1965)IMDB: 6.2/10 (CERTIFIED SVENKINO)RT: 52% (CERTIFIED SVENKINO)Director: Freddie FrancisStars: Peter Cushing, Patrick Wymark, Christopher LeeSynopsis: A collector comes into possession of the skull of the Marquis de Sade and learns it is possessed by an evil spirit.
>We’ll give you background on the production, introduce you to the cast, and find our Sven Squad trying to sell me their own bony bill of goods. We’ll also have a game show with some of our favorite boneheads (NOT Nosty and Imp) as contestants- bring you a new song- and, throughout the show, treat you to highlights of our live talk show from the Flashback Weekend horror convention- as we chat with Freddy Krueger himself- Robert Englund!>Please remember that next week, Gwengoolie, Nostalgiaferatoo, and Ignatius Malvolio Prankenstein will be taking over our timeslot with the high-flying horror of “Flight 7500”- as the Sven Squad offers coffee, tea, or terror! I’ll be back the week after with a monstrous match-up viewers have been asking to see!
>>217259018>Just in time for the SvenGoon sesh
>>217259018MY BODY IS READY!
>>217259330
You boys dont know how big im going tonite
>>217259093
>>217259390>little cups of ketchupI am diarrhea
>>217259093absolutely based my body is ready poster
>>217259330>got caught up in some nonsense while driving home to watch svengoolieShe was just a victim of circumstance like my boy Larry. Many such cases
>>217259390I am on to you, I have top men triangulating your location as we speak. They WILL find out how big you are really going tonite
>>217259632or he has another heart attack and the whole time block dies. its an attempt.
Oh shit, it's Young Alfred!
>>217259018Gonna have to skip it tonight because of handegg, but I'll definitely rewatch this early Monday morning (around 4am) after work. So keep the thread up until then!>>217259632I thought that was the goal of that 100 year search they completed a couple of years back (where they picked up Gwen)?
commence viewing :https://vaughn.live/rubberchickens2
>>217259735oh i didn' even catch that. i always knew alfred was made up to be old but this is like same exact year.
What is his endgame?
>>217259761Based link poster. Hopefully the jannies go easy on you, they ream my dump hole whenever I try to include the stream link in the thread pasta
>>217259749Is that a challenge??
>>217259765Sorry, should have specified. It was the Burton movies' Alfred, Michael Gough.
>>217259868i also apologize i am very drunk and barely following the movie
>>217259852Once, I helped it get all the way until Toon in with Me!
>>217259929well they picked a shit squad, except toon guy who's fine but not a solo gig
what other stream on vaugnh live worth the watch
Say Svenstinky again, we dare u
>>217259917I remember that day. Highlight of my LIFE
>>217259390Why do you hate your body so much?
>>217260178
>>217260188>being this gay
>>217260196i like the sven squad i just wish imp was quieter.
>1974's SupergirlSven's slipping.
>>217260188One cheeseburger, fries, and a drink is a diet meal for Americans. A little Oz and just two meals a day, he's stuffed and drops weight like a rock.
>>217260349Imp is a world class rapper, shut your mouth!!!! https://youtube.com/shorts/SVd6IC6dLcY?si=lcV-dPeCfW5zDVr4
>>217260423he's a world class raper
>>217260445Gee, no wonder you’re so aggro!
>>217260472yes i got raped by imp
are gwen and sven suppose to be related?
>>217260486I’m so sorry for you. Here, a photo of Gwen to make you straight again :)
>>217260570she's a spawn of svengooliethey're all spawnsbut IMP is the only one that acts like he's related to Sven and Sven tells him he's not.
>>217260580why does she hate boobs?
>>217260631so they were made in a lab or did big daddy sven have sex with their moms? whats the official story here?
>>217260687says who?
>>217260702they showed up one day looking for money
>>217260486
>>217260687women with large breasts should be rewarded
>>217260769thats the official storyline?
>>217260730her entire wardrobe
>>217260801i'unno. i missed a few episodes.
>>217259018is linking streaming pages that host the show against the rules or something? Nobody other than boomers has actual televisionAlso why is this extremely dick-sucking meta commentary on svengoolie playing right now?
>>217260848In the past jannies frowned upon post the links.
Weren't these supposed to be the best of the year long search for a replacement? Or did they abandon that and these were all pre-picked?
>>217260848>he doesnt have ota indoor antenna
>>217260848vaughn dot live slash rubberchickens2
>>217259018Svengoolie, more like SvenSTINKY!
>>217260891did you really think they were going to let some fatty with autism be apart of the show?
>>217260929
>>217260935that's nosti
>>217260935>>217260891showbiz is a full time job anyway, some randos in their once-a-year con cosplay outfits arent gonna get in on that.
>>217260904kek you guys really are boomers
>>217260995nosti is the best one out of the 3 and Bill and toony are morning entertainment kino
>>217261004exactly
>>217261082nosti has the best chemistry with the rest of the cast but gwen has bigger boobs. both of them have funny jokes. imp has the least funny jokes but he is necessary to be the worst one.
>>217261081im 31. give me one GOOD reason why not to have an ota antenna metv/h&i are kino machines should i watch those on some shitty pirate stream that conks out every other minute
>>217261117i like gwen too but overall shes just eye candy imp sucks
>>217261082>>217261117Nosti is actually good at performing, Imp has okay jokes but his timing is kind of bad and he's annoying as fuck. Gwen gets decent jokes but she has zero talent outside her boobs (which she de-emphasizes). They're also all kind of written individually with zero flow between them, probably no group rehearsal or anything.
>>217261143>>217261154we should send them all our energy so they can get more powerful and good at their jobs
>>217261128You can't adblock OTA TV, which renders it almost totally unusable. Can you? I don't know, I usually watch mostly youtube, which has more and more varied content than anything on TV. When I visit my parents, they usually have a TV on and it's totally unappealing.
>>217261185the ads give you time to jerk off so you're not distractingly horny during the movie, you pillockyou can also use them to piss or eat a food.
>>217261128i had a capture card as a kid and used to upload some tv specials for pirate bros, thats pre-digital though i can't get radio or tv these days.>>217261185iirc the later tivo shits had some volume normalization check to mark where ads start and end. i'm sure software can do it in post.
>>217261185You're supposed to use commercial breaks to pee or go to the fridge
>>217261213i always wondered why they just didnt put the commercials at the end..id rather have 8 minutes to shit/ grab food/internet/ message then 3.5
>>217261213>>217261208>two different anons suggest eating and pissing every 8 minutes just how fat are you guys lmao
>>217261185not a good reason commercials suck but they give you a chance to do stuff
>mom got eight (8!) TV antennas delivered one day>never ordered them and never found out why she got them or who sent themThey were small--a few inches tall with a suction cup and not very helpful.
>>217261287nobody is saying you piss/poop each ad break
>>217261278pausing ruins the flow
>>217261168just did how bout you
>>217261287fatter than you twig boy
>>217261185name 3 actually good yt channels
theres gross shit like all the scammy medical commercials but i love wacky gizmo infomercials. >it could cost ONE THOUSAND DOLLARS>but right now its 29.95!no blue 800 number ending, bad commercial.
>>217261387AdvokoIshitani furnitureThis Old TonyAvEClickspringBJOERNSTROEM
>>217261434how are any of those entertaining
>>217261482The problem with TV is that everything has to have broad appeal, the internet is not so hindered. I like those channels, they're good, to me. It doesn't matter that you don't know or like them.The way they're including the skull in the shots is hokey but kinda cool at the same time.
>>217261434>Clickspringmy nigga
>>217259390that seems like a fairly small amount of food for one person
>>217261547>The problem with TV is that everything has to have broad appeal,maybe like 20 years ago now theres channel for everything
>>217261571fuck the algorithm you watch one or 2 videos suddenly your entire yt is just videos related to that at least with tv you can channel flip to find something new
>don't have time for mail>had time for the fags>they're taking over once a year this yearlol
>>217261751once a monthRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRI MUST BE FRUSTRATED
>>217261751>2000+26 >still pretending to hate the svensquadimp sucks but the other 2 are great. you're just stuck in the past
>>217261751>>217261794dudes 70. let him retire already HoS isnt even bad plus they show better movies and don't constantly show re-runs
BIIIIG WEEK
>>217261915nah theyre perfectly fine. its just hard for you to accept change
>>217261081just plug an antenna into your tv like I did so you can watch this show on MeTV, spazz
>>217261979NO THATS SOMETHING BOOMERS DO BOOMERS ARE BAD WE MUST NOT DO NYTHING BOOMERLIKE
>>217262149elvira wore clothing for women
>>217262113no it wont lol. give off 4chan and into the real world most people like them or at least dont hate them
the real worldwhere people are discussing the hot topic SVENGOOLIE
>>217262253are you saying people dont like Svengoolie? that he is only popular on the internet?
>>217261979what OTA antenna should I get?
>>217262289Where are Svengoolie fans discussing Svengoolie on the internet outside of this incredibly niche thread, and facebook?
>>217262415in the real world
>>217262413just get the onn rabbit ear with the adapter
>>217261609>justify why you like what you like to some random guyNo, I don't think i will, you're owed nothing
>>217262439where is that
>>217259632>>217259952>>217260349the three amigos are fine enough, the problem is that they spoil the whole damn movie constantly, way worse than Sven who only spoils it at the beginning
>>217262603you know
>>217262628o
>>217262647o ya
What happens when he runs out of movies?
>>217262666shut up koolaid man
>>217262041IMP's balls, of course!
>>217262689>when
>>217262689How? He's about to retire. >>217261915>Which they butcher to shit due to runtime and censorshipwhen they showed day of the dead that was really bad
>>217262413the cheapest one at Walmart. You live in a city right? if so it'll pick it up fine
>>217259018N
My stupid alcoholic ass forgot to tune in again. Looks like it was a fun one...
>>217259018My body is ready!
>>217262740make sure to get the adapter 20 bucks plus 10. the extra ten bucks will be worth it
Why didn't Data's trial have a giant bell?
>>217263391It was a civilian hearing and not a military court martial derived from old school navies?What does that have to do with the Sven thread? The follow-on Trek was TOS Khan.
>>217263652Sven has been over for 2 decades now. It's time for you all to take the thread to facebook.
Nice to see the Squad back in studio and next week.
>>217262819was actually worth watching, Cushing and Lee don't have their usual dynamic, and the nightmare scene is great
>>217263652ikr, i just assume postings this late are either west coasters or east coasters commenting on later me tv shows. a tng episode isn't even remotely related>>217263698
>>217259035>>217262618At least House of Svengoolie usually has bad movies, it's MST3K with skits instead of riffs.
>>217263748You're going back.
>>217263743I'm sure. Rather bummed about missing it.
>>217263743>>217263853i really liked the sleazy building caretaker guy and the stained glass
>>217263652>he doesn't keep watching MeTV and commenting on the shows airing
>>217264001What an absolute loser he is
>>217264001>>217264055Lois and Jimmy got trapped in a hole, then Superman fell in because Kryptonite weakened him!Who doesn't wanna discuss this horrific development!
>>217264176He's Silver-Age Supes... protecting cakes, falling in holes and dealing with street-level hoods is his whole schtick.
>>217264397smugly gaslighting people who obviously saw him do some super shit is my favorite.
We just watched a numbskull present "The Skull." Is that a double negative?!
>>217259018Svenstookie
>>217263652I have frndly and tv shows can be watched until the 12 hour or so or before.
>>217261621This is way too many for one person
This time I'll stay up past my bed time to watch Lost In Space.
>>217261751I mean he is old now so it makes sense
>>217260929Svenstookie
>>217260580Is this really her?
>>217259632Oh wow you figured out the mystery of why they introduced multiple new people to the show as Rich hit his 70s and could croak at any minute or otherwise would not be able to do the show regularly anymore
>>217265592That is sarah palmer yes. We don't like it when she makes gwen go away.
>>217260580>>217265761She's a lot hotter out of character after seeing her in casual clothes in a Blair Witch sketch.
They just said "we'll be lost in space" on Lost in Space
>>217266173Totally agree. Her Gwen costume is unflattering.
>>217266831She should take it off LOL JK
>>217266831Yeah it's so poorly made. She needs to hire someone to make her a proper screen-ready version. It looks handmade in a bad way.
>>217264176I wanna get trapped in Lois's hole, if you catch this drift of mine.
>>217267934I bet her tits are saggy as hell. Something is off about the top half of her body in that dress…
>>217269165Sven can’t find her tits
>>217269729wow
what is next weeks movie ?
>>217259390Never been to In-N-Out but their tomatoes always look so fresh.
>>217271881Don't they say it around the end of the segment?
>>217272188i got too drunk
SvenSTINKY, more like SvenHANDSOME!
>>217271881Flight 7500
>>217266173>>217266831I know you faggots aren't hating on gwen's big goth boobs. You fucking cunts wouldn't dare.
>>217273604>big
>>217273604Gwen is hating on her boobs, we mostly hate on her wardrobe that hates her boobs.
>>217273681Virgin>>217273712Personally the only thing I dislike about her wardrobe is the insufficient cleavage.
>>217273896its so much more than lack of cleavage, it's like an entire collection of dress patterns built for a drag queen or something.
>>217271881Man, the classing plastic mask/smock Halloween costume is such a perfect merch idea for Svengoolie I'd be surprised if they haven't done it yet.
>>217273929>a drag queen or something.I mean, has anyone checked that she isn't? Her skin and arms on some of her less flattering photos makes me wonder.
>>217274628drag queens are entertainers so she's disqualified anyway
>>217273929>>217274628>>217274655Obsessed
>>217273896>virginyikes
Still going, goddamn!
>>217275534I love how the only thing that kept this thread going was people bitching about Gwen’s shitty wardrobe, feels natural
>>217275579Looks good here, though still not cleavage, this should be her regular costume.
>>217275579More like autists fantasizing about her having a cock
>>217275777Project much? You’re too busy looking at your buttboy Imp to appreciate a beautiful woman…
>>217259018>*blocks your path*
>>217275771>this should be her regular costume.Definitely. Must be way easier to put on and more comfortable too.
>>217275904I'm not sure whats more gay, you saving that image, or you posting from a phone.
>>217275912gwen vs. darcy is a tough call
>>217276053Darcy. It's not even close.
>>217276119i dislike both of them for very different reasons. gwen is not the worst part of her own show by the most extreme margin possible.
I prefer the old gwen.
>>217276298least she shows cleavage
