Do aliens really?
>>217259896What was he trying to do?
>>217259896this is now my fetish thanks
>>217259896That was hot! What happens next?
Radical!
>>217259896>uncs thought this was the scariest shit in the world when this movie came out
>>217260063I guess we all can't grow up watching ISIS beheadings on our iPads in our cradles.
>>217259896These aliens have "exiled from civilization" written all over them.
>>217260173they look like groot its impossible to take sriously
Why is the ayy scalpel so dull?
>>217260214I was thinking that they kinda look like Michael Berryman from The Hills Have Eyes, but I do see some resemblance to Groot as well.
>>217260214Evil Groot is a scary concept.
>>217259896>Do aliens really?WORSE, actually
>>217260443I guess it could be if they leaned more into the demented serial killer type of evil as opposed to his 1960's space conqueror persona.
>>217260448SAMUS, LOOK OUT!
>>217259896Not all aliens are like that, some just want to watch the galaxy burn.
>>217259896I am an alien and I do this
>>217259896I watched this movie because of this webm a few years ago. Not worth it. Besides this scene, it was pretty lame.
>>217260173They're the space equivalent of western boomers in south asia
>>217259896No, they're more into penetrating people.... sexually.
What was his problem?
>>217261146many many generations of jeet inbreeding results in this?
>>217259896I'm glad those ayy lmaos let the guy keep his boxers on, so he wouldn't feel embarrassed. How considerate.
>>217259905get off epstein island
>>217260448Why does she have a beard?
>>217259984Repeated anal probings.
>>217261146ayy
>>217260576They're gonna need a shitload of Roundup.
>>217259896>sleep paralysis hallucinating: the movie
>>217260905ICE is going to shoot you in the face.
>>217260173They do look like chuds
>ayys will never accidentally touch your willie while giving you a anal probe, making them automatically gayMulder was right.
If some alien tried to do that to me I'd kick their ass then fuck their ass, not necessarily in that order.
>>217261562You really want gayliens, breh?
>>217260063Yeah I did, at least alien wise
>>217259896I want to be a little naked grey alien dude in my saucer ship stealing and impregnating women from the 1950's with my bros. Seems comfy.
>>217261619n-no
>>217261562
Sometimes they ask for water, and give you pancakes.
>>217259896I watched this movie with my older cousins when I was like 8 years old and had nightmares for like a week. Rewatched it not too long ago after a thread on here reminded me of it, and I was surprised at how well it held up.
>>217259896disgusting
>>217262702> A small person, about five feet tall appeared in the hatchway. Simonton described the person as looking “swarthy, like an ItalianDude met an Italian and thought it was an alien.
>>217262702>Sir this is a intergalactic Wendy's
>>217263579>Italian>It alien
>>217260448Is that Franziska von Karma?
>>217264554holy shit
>>217259896Just seems inconvenient to operate on someone like that.In fact, would be scarier if the guy was awake but couldn't move or feel anything.
>>217263579>the pancakes were analysed as pure buckwheatI wonder if this old dude was trippin’ and met some migrants in a campervan?
Aliens introduced weed to Earth for shit and giggles.
>>217265763Maybe the aliens wanted to become swole so they were eating protein.
>>217261030lol
>>217259896
>>217265809Anyone have the webm of the alien toy running the city getting absolutely zonked on drugs?
>>217261146Designated shitting planet.
>>217259905Recharge his sexual powers. Duh
>>217259896>>217260063>>217260947>>217261383Name of the film?
>>217259896They get ScarJo!
>>217259896>Do aliens really?No.
>little 3 foot tall naked green/grey men that run around on foot and look around subrurban neighorhoods and farmsgenuinely what kind of inbred retard came up with this and why did so many other retards believe it
>>217259896We don’t do this.
>>217264554
>>217259896I hate aliens so much it's unreal.
>>217266982Inferno in the Air
>>217266982problem lmao 2
>>217264554DEEPEST LORE
>aliensI'm calling ICE
>>217264554I WANT TO BELIEVE
>>217260063It's scary because it's real and actually happened
>>217259896>Humans: develop x-rays, CT and MRI scans so they can scan bodies non invasively>Aliens: Let's stick a spinning probe up their bumHow can a spacefaring race not have technology that we have right now?
>>217259896Demons? Yes they do.
>>217266982Fire in the Sky.
>>217267274Racist much?
>>217267099Are our attempts to capture and analyze any of the countless species on our planet, solely for the sake of research, really that different?
>>217267924You must be retarded, because it didn't actually happen, this was sleep paralysis hallucination
>all this effort to get a woman to shut up for five minutes
>>217260063well, we were 10 when we watched it
>>217261146
>>217259896aliens don't exist
>>217261146Varginha is occult
>>217260173yeah it all makes sense if you consider these aliens as the retards excluded from their advanced society for torturing cats and shit
>>217260063Just this once, don't reply ironically. What movie concept scares you?
>>217267085That was me.
>>217259896That's just Hollywood hocus-pocus. Travis Walton was displeased with how screenwriters interpreted that part of his account. Walton said it was scary, but he never harmed or threatened by the ayyas.
>>217261146>Have you ever been an extraterrestrial that got lost in South America?
>Rides his moped into a ufo.>Proceeds to lecture them on socialisms.
>>217271395>Acktewally read that account.
>>217261146I've seen footage
>>217259896>1975, logger in Arizona>working in the forest with his crew>spots a glowing disc hovering silently>walks toward it>bright blue beam fires out>gets blasted backward through the air>crew panics and flees>everyone assumes he’s dead>wakes up on a metal table>small bald beings standing around him>terror kicks in>fights them off and runs>stumbles through the spaceship>encounters tall human-looking figures>they subdue him calmly>everything goes black>wakes up days later on a highway>crew reported him missing>crew accused of murder>all pass polygraph tests>media goes wild>still one of the most famous UFO abduction cases
>>217259896It was nice of them to put a thicker part of film over his genitals
>>217269791
>>217259896>fucks a hot alien with sexy alt-girl bangs since the 70swhy are mantids such cucks bro
>>217271989Travis got too close to the craft, and as the craft was spinning up to take off, Travis stood up and got close enough for a static charge in the hull of the craft to jump from the craft, to Travis, and to ground. His crew thought it was deliberate and got the fuck out of dodge, rightly so. The crew in the craft made a decision to pick up and treat Travis for his electric shock, while they could have just left him there. Once he had recovered enough, they took him back and dropped him off on a main road outside of a town they knew he'd recognize.Walton wasn't the victim of an "abduction", he was the benefactor of a medical rescue. Pretty based imo.
>>217261562Shit, can find that alien abductiom gay painting that used to get posted in these thread
>>217261146This is unsettling af bruh
>>217267137Don't know why but...lost.
>>217272286because it is real
>>217259896I read the wikipedia article about this just nowso it was 100% just a massive hoax and the details of the abduction are completely fabricated for the movie (this is what I always heard I didn't know the disappearance was an obvious hoax caused by a family of redneck retard pranksters)?
>>217261383>all these guys fell asleep including the one driving the truck and had an identical experience: the movie I dont know what the explanation is but it’s obviously not sleep paralysis. Have you actually seen the movie?
>>217272532>trusting wikipedia
>>217268170Nta but that post was making the point that it was all bullshit. Stop projecting and get tested. Also sleep paralysis hardly explains a bunch of people seeing the same thing and a guy disappearing for several days dipshit.
>>217259896NOT MY WEIRDEST BONES HAHAMORE?
>>217272841>dont know what the explanation isSee: >>217272174Every aircraft constructed with metal builds up a static electric charge when flying in our atmosphere. Travis got close enough to the alien craft for that static charge to jump from the hull, through Travis to the ground, knocking him right on his ass. It's like how you get that static charge in winter when you touch a door knob, except MUCH larger and more powerful.
>>217268138We don’t do it on foot when we can get vehicles in and out of where the targets are. Most people don’t understand just how vast the universe is. To be able to travel to just the next star over is a level of technology we won’t have for hundreds, if not thousands of years if we ever do. It took voyager 1 35 years to exit our solar system even though it’s still within its gravity. It would take that same probe 74,000 years to reach Proxima Centauri so even to send a probe there is pointless. Getting signals back from the probe is a whole other matter. Even if you can perform interstellar travel, finding life would be like finding a needle in a billion haystacks. There are 100s of billions of galaxies, each with hundreds of billions of stars. Each star is a possible candidate for having its own solar system with a planet that has life. It’s very hard to believe that a species that overcame all these boundaries lacks the technology required to study us without us ever knowing they’re there and certainly not having to resort to a safari on foot across the countryside.
>>217273075That’s not the explanation I mean retard. Try to understand the context of the post I was replying to instead of just spamming because nothing of what you posted has anything to do with toy post or the post I was responding to.
>>217273193What if they’re interdimensional entities?
>>217274092Close. They're demons. Did you know that it's possible to stop an alien abduction by speaking the name of Jesus Christ? Now why would people who evolved from sludge on a rock, flying around in metal spaceships be scared off by the name of some 2,000 year old hippy? Really gets the poor ' noggin joggin'.
>>217272174>Human walks up to advanced space craft during launch.>zap>Oh_Shit_not_another_one.alien.png>They patch up the fuzzy monkey but it wakes up and freaks>This time they use the sleepytime tune with some good old fashion drugs>Drop off the little guy near a settlement and hope no one noticesThis is much more believable. If ayyys wanted to kidnap I'm sure there would be no memory by anyone.t. ayy
