Reminder this is what was what was going on in Star Wars Expanded Universe timeline during the sequel trilogy.
Tax policy?
There are multiple, that is just the yuuzhan wong timeline
>Empire continues building more advanced Tie fighter ships and manage to get to the point where they are a match with the X-wings (their Tie fighters were absolute dog shit in OT)>JJ - Nope, back to the shitty Tie-fighters
>>217263087Why does all of this sounds way more interesting than whatever Mandalorian and Ahsoka shit is going in NuSW?
>>217263222>Why does all of this sounds way more interesting than whatever Mandalorian and Ahsoka shit is going in NuSW?It was written with sovl, not Dave and KK's little cult.
>>217263087WowIt's garbage
>>217263222because it is
I remember everyone celebrating the EU being made non-canon while celebrating this ugly baboon in a cheap and soulless trailer that looks more like a high budget fanfilm than Star Wars.*smacks lips*
>>217263295>I remember everyone celebrating the EU being made non-canonwas /tv/?
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>>217263087yuuzhan vong is so fucking stupid that Lucas and Disney were right to ignore the entire EU.Hellraiser: STAR WARS EDITION would sell 12 tickets
>>217263338>Disney promotes john boyega as first face show in star wars trailer>only ever use him for shouting "rey" and and comic reliefWhat did Disney mean by this?
>>217263369>yuuzhan vong is so fucking stupid that Lucas and Disney were right to ignore the entire EU.The most reddit take I've ever heard.
>>217263087>killiksDenning's bug fetish slop is better left behind
>>217263392Denning's simply going back to what made Star Wars.
>>217263369Lucas appointed KK and made the prequels, fuck him. Sequels prove the OT was lightning in bottle and can never be done again. Andor proves it should never be done again and Star Wars is infinitely better when it does something different.
>>217263441Lucas was wrong when he made the prequels and was wrong to appoint KK, but he was right to exclude the EU.>>217263390Cope and sneed, it's DOGSHIT. It has nothing to do with star wars at all, it's just bad generic scifi fantasy.
>>217263441>Sequels prove the OT was lightning in bottle and can never be done again.But it was done again anon. Sequels isn't canon.
>>217263441>>217263472the prequel is fine
>>217263441>>217263472>>217263521>the prequel is fineprequels is better than OT
>>217263521They're okay, I guess, but they're not really star wars either. RLM is retarded, but they were right when complaining that the first one opened with discussion about trade relations and a blockade. Lucas is a hack propped up by old japanese samurai movies and Campbell.
>>217263472>Cope and sneed, it's DOGSHIT.Why would I cope? Everyone already agrees with me lol. Hating Andor suck youtube careers. It's the only thing Star Wars had made to be more liked over time. Literally nothing else is doing that for Star Wars, not even the OT. Cope? Bitch, you lost. Your entire post is cope. Everyone loves Andor and shits on you. Fuck your faggot ideas.>It has nothing to do with star wars at allWhich is why it's good. The Sequels are perfect Star Wars films. It's why they suck. You faggots described the perfect Star Wars film for 12 fucking years and the Sequels gave you exactly what you wanted, the same fucking thing over and over again because you're a onions drinking faggot who lives to fellate Mickey Mouse. After the Sequels why the fuck would anyone be retarded enough to listen to you dumbfucks ever again?The Sequels were literally your idea and the idea of everyone else who wanted 'muh childhood' like the corpo fellating manchildren you all are.>it's just bad generic scifi fantasyWe're talking about Andor, not the OT.
>>2172635213 = 4 > 1 > 6 > 2 > 5
>>217263177Well, how did those new TIE fighters do against the Yhuuzun Bongs?
>>217263646>and the Sequels gave you exactly what you wanted,we wanted Thrawn trilogy you fucking retarded newfag. Not that garbage Disney gave us. What are you talking about? RLM wanted what the sequels was, but they are reddit.
>>217263222Written by major dorks... I mean fans of the franchise. Also, I read a summary that Chewbacca dies because he accidently got left behind or something like that, when the Yhuzun Vong were destroying a planet.
>>217263646Pretty good pasta, almost made me write a reply. 7/10.
>>217263706Chewie died a champ holding up a ship as it was collapsing around them as survivors fled.
>>217263678>Thrawn trilogy>everything in the galaxy has to be done by the same three people AGAIN>CLONES CLONES CLONES>blue man keeps saying "just as planned" every time he gets his ass kicked
>>217263087the eu goes into really bizarre and interesting territory, some of which is shit but it does have some sort of creativity to it. Nu-wars was a hacky rehash of the OT, completely ignoring the prequels which was a huge mistake, the spaceship and alien deisngs in the prequels were pretty good for the most part. everything in the sequels looks blobby, grey and lethargic by comparison. it doesn't even make sense that they 'played it safe' by doing a soft reboot, they were going print a zillion dollars no matter what the content was, JJ is just devoid of creativity
>>217263811>blue man keeps saying "just as planned" every time he gets his ass kickedThrawn Disney isn't Thrawn EU you fucking retard.
>>217263839Them avoiding ANYTHING from the prequels was insane.You can still use concepts and settings from there without the writing.But naturally it was much easier for Abrams to just do A New Hope again and everyone ate it up like the good dogs they are.
>>217263919That's also what happens in the books. He keeps losing but "trust the plan".
>>217263972>He keeps losing but "trust the plan".cause he had a dark jedi guiding his ships thought meditation in battle.
>>217263966Fact that they didn't have Gungans or Dexter Jettster is the main reason sequels sucked.
EU haters are subhuman filth.
>>217263678>we wanted Thrawn trilogyNow we will never see Luuke. We were robbed!
>>217263087starting your calendar over because you won a war is so fucking stupid it's unbelievable. it would be like if america started our calendar over in 1783.>nah bro it's not 2025, it's 242 ATP
Architects of the Darkside Timeline.
>>217264044I will take 10,000 Luuuuuuukes with a billion uuuus in the name over sequels any day of the week.
>>217264056The calendar is for us not them you midwit.
>>217264056The calendar system is Battle of Yavin, not when they "won the war" you fucking retard. Hell Battle of Endor won't be winning the war either. Not by a fucking long shot.
>>217264072I wish they did manage to kill Star Wars. Dumb fucks will be jerking off their lightsabers for the rest of time because there were three good movies decades ago.
>>217263087>a bunch of stuff that Lucas never cared about adapting into screen
>>217263087>Yhuzun VongSuch a retarded concept. It alone takes away from the majesty and threat of palpatines existence. If palpatine was scared of some out of galaxy threat. That doesnt make the threat bigger or more legitimate. It just makes palpatine look weak. Thereby making vaders victory over him lesser.
>>217264503The Vong are immune to The Force. Use your God given brain.
>>217264543Thats even more retarded. That just ruins the coolest thing about star wars. What is this 40k with nulls and anti psykers? No. The force should be a universal constant that affects all living and nonliving things. Force push works on droids. Why shouldnt it work on the yhuzun vong?
>>217264636Force mind tricks don't work on droids. Check mate
>>217264651Never said anything about mind tricks retard. Watto was aware of jedi mind tricks and they didnt work on him. In the eu there were others completely unaware of the jedi who were immune to mind tricks. Even when applied to them by a jedi master.
>>217263295>>217263295>I remember everyone celebrating the EU being made non-canonThe fuck are you talking about man - was so mad that they didn't adapt Zahn's Trilogy straight up
>>217264671not talking about watto, talking about droids. Droids are completely immune, showing the force always has a few weaknesses to it. I know the mind trick doesn't work in those with a strong mind. Ergo the yhuzun vong aren't that out of left field.
>>217264691No matter how you try to justify it the yhuzan vong are a retarded idea from the start, They are the tyrannids the borg or the zerg. They work in their relative franchises but the space bug hive swarm doesnt work in star wars. But still i'd prefer the eu over disney star wars any day.
>>217264778See>>217263410Bugs have been part of Star Wars since 1977
>>217263087Imagine being such a faggot you not only give a shit about star wars, but the fanfiction around it. George Lucas is a war criminal for the manchild plague he created.
>>217264021
>>217264803Not talking about actual bugs. But the tactics associated with space bug types and other collectivist groups in sci fi media. The only time it was ever done truly right was in starship troopers because that was the modern origin of the concept.
>>217263369Yuuzhan vong were less stupid than the sequels.
>>217263087I haven't read those books but I liked Luke's junkie great-grandson
>>217263378They were all primed to make BNWO demoralization slop but then they hired a cuck with an Asian fetish to direct the sequel and he ruined their plans while also making his favorite Reylo Tumblr fanfic canon
>>217263369>Hellraiser: STAR WARS EDITION would sell 12 tickets
KINO
>>217267682Finn and Rey getting together wouldn't have been so bad. But I kind of liked Finn before Episode 8.
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>>217263087Fanfiction slop. Not Star Wars.
>>217263600>they were right when complaining that the first one opened with discussion about trade relations and a blockade.were they though? the galaxy at that time was boring and at peace, but corrupt. what better way to show this than some boring (manufactured) conflict that sparked an interstellar war?
>>217263378His only role was to subvert expectations because everyone thought he was gonna be the main character.
>>217263472>Lucas was wrong when he made the prequels and was wrong to appoint KK, but he was right to exclude the EU.>Cope and sneed, it's DOGSHIT. It has nothing to do with star wars at all, it's just bad generic scifi fantasy.Most reddit take ever
>>217263087>Luke sees a recording of Anakin killing the younglings and Padme How did R2 get that footage?
>>217263472>Nooo, why does my sci-fi franchise expand its lore in interesting ways
>>217269148darkholonet servers
>>217263528TRVTH NVKE
>>217263087>prior to 30 ABY dude uh like bugs come over here>35 ABY dude uh like bugs come over here>36 ABY dude uh like bugs come over hereAre bugs and bugmen all they have after the Empire?
>>217269148a story for another time
>>217264191> wish they did manage to kill Star WarsFor all intents and purposes they did. They managed to tank the biggest movie franchise there was. They will keep on churning Star Wars stuff ad infinitum, but they killed the series for a majority of the audience.
>>217269181that whole jacen lord of the ants things was bigly retarded and it's probably good that dinsye came in right after and killed the whole thing
>>217263087>somehow, killikis returned
Fuck it, might as well as repost the Star Wars EU Post-ROTJ reading list for everyone. ABY = Years after the Battle of YavinNew Republic era (4 ABY to 24 ABY)>The Truce at Bakura>The Rise and Fall of Darth Vader>The Mandalorian Armor (Bounty Hunter Wars 1)>Slave Ship (Bounty Hunter Wars 2)>Hard Merchandise (Bounty Hunter Wars 3)>Tales from Jabba's Palace>Marvel's original Star Wars comic: Issues 55-66, 81-107 (and the short story "Lumiya: Dark Star of the Empire")>Rogue Leader comic>Rogue Squadron comic>A New Hope: The Life of Luke Skywalker (and the short story "Escape from Balis-Baurgh")>Mara Jade - By the Emperor's Hand comic (and the short comic/stories "Mara Jade: A Night on the Town" and "Handoff")>Shadows of the Empire novel>Shadows of the Empire: Evolution comic>Star Wars: Forever Crimson comic>Jedi Prince series (6 short kids novels)>Tales from the Mos Eisley Cantina>Luke Skywalker and the Shadows of Mindor>Star Wars: Dark Forces video game>Dark Forces novella trilogy>Jedi Knight: Dark Forces II video game>X-Wing: Rogue Squadron (and the short story "Buyer's Market")>X-Wing: Wedge's Gamble (and the short story "Fists of Ion")>X-Wing: The Krytos Trap (and the short story "Deader than a Triton Moon")>X-Wing: The Bacta War (and the short stories "Chessa's Doom", "Big Quince", "Explosive Developments", "Starter's Tale", "Vengence Strike", and "Kella Rand, Reporting...")>X-Wing: Wraith Squadron>X-Wing: Iron Fist>X-Wing: Solo Command>The Courtship of Princess Leia (and the short story "Crossroads")>Tatooine Ghost (and the short stories "Corphelion Interlude", "A Forest Apart", and "The Trouble with Squibs")
>>217269475New Republic era (4 ABY to 24 ABY) cont'd>Heir to the Empire (Thrawn Trilogy 1) (and the short story "Crisis of Faith")>Dark Force Rising (Thrawn Trilogy 2)>The Last Command (Thrawn Trilogy 3)>X-Wing: Isard's Revenge>The Life and Legend of Obi-Wan Kenobi>Tales from the Empire>Jedi Knight: Mysteries of the Sith video game>Dark Empire comic trilogy>Crimson Empire 1 comic>Crimson Empire 2 comic>Jedi Search (Jedi Academy Trilogy 1) (and the short story "Firestorm")>Dark Apprentice (Jedi Academy Trilogy 2)>Champions of the Force (Jedi Academy Trilogy 3)>I, Jedi>Children of the Jedi (Callista Trilogy 1)>Darksaber (Callista Trilogy 2) (and the short story "Murder in Slushtime")>Planet of Twilight (Callista Trilogy 3)>Jedi Academy: Leviathan comic>Jedi Knight 2: Jedi Outcast video game>X-Wing: Starfighters of Adumar>Crimson Empire 3 comic>The Crystal Star>Jedi Knight: Jedi Academy video game>Before the Storm (Black Fleet Crisis Trilogy 1)>Shield of Lies (Black Fleet Crisis Trilogy 2)>Tyrant's Test (Black Fleet Crisis Trilogy 3)>The New Rebellion (and the short stories "One of a Kind", "Easy Credits", and "Two for One")>Tales from the New Republic (and the short story "A Credit for Your Thoughts")>Ambush at Corellia (Corellian Trilogy 1)>Assault at Selonia (Corellian Trilogy 2)>Showdown at Centerpoint (Corellian Trilogy 3)>Tales of the Bounty Hunters>Alex Winger short story series ("Turning Point", "Passages", "A Glimmer of Hope", "Whispers in the Dark", "Mission to Zila", "Shadows of Darkness", "Rendezvous with Destiny", "Betrayal by Knight", and "Shades of Gray")>Specter of the Past (Hand of Thrawn 1)>Vision of the Future (Hand of Thrawn 2)>Star Wars: Union comic (and the short story "Judge's Call")>Scourge (and the short story "Hunting the Gorach")>Junior Jedi Knight series (6 short kids novels)
>>217269485New Republic era (4 ABY to 24 ABY) cont'd>Survivor's Quest (and the short story "Fool's Bargain")>Outbound Flight (Prequel to Survivor's Quest) (and the short story "Mist Encounter")>Young Jedi Knights: The Rise of the Shadow Academy (Books 1-6)>Young Jedi Knights: The Fall of the Diversity Alliance (Books 7-11)>Young Jedi Knights: Under Black Sun (Books 12-14) (and the short story "The Crystal")New Jedi Order era (25 ABY to 36 ABY)>New Jedi Order: Vector Prime>Chewbacca comic>Invasion comic (and the short comic story "Revenants")>New Jedi Order: Dark Tide 1: Onslaught>New Jedi Order: Dark Tide 2: Ruin (and the short story "Red Sky, Blue Flame")>Rogue Planet (Prequel to the New Jedi Order trilogy)>New Jedi Order: Agents of Chaos 1: Hero's Trial>New Jedi Order: Agents of Chaos 2: Jedi Eclipse>New Jedi Order: Balance Point>New Jedi Order: Edge of Victory 1: Conquest (and the short story "Emissary of the Void")>New Jedi Order: Edge of Victory 2: Rebirth>New Jedi Order: Star by Star (and the short story "Recovery")>New Jedi Order: Dark Journey (and the short story "The Apprentice")>New Jedi Order: Enemy Lines 1: Rebel Dream>New Jedi Order: Enemy Lines 2: Rebel Stand>New Jedi Order: Traitor>New Jedi Order: Destiny’s Way (and the short story "Ylesia")>New Jedi Order: Force Heretic 1: Remnant>New Jedi Order: Force Heretic 2: Refugee (and the short story "Or Die Trying")>New Jedi Order: Force Heretic 3: Reunion>New Jedi Order: The Final Prophecy>New Jedi Order: The Unifying Force>The Joiner King (Dark Nest Trilogy 1)>The Unseen Queen (Dark Nest Trilogy 2)>The Swarm War (Dark Nest Trilogy 3)
>>217269499Early Legacy era (37 ABY to 45 ABY)>Legacy of the Force: Betrayal>Legacy of the Force: Bloodlines (and the short comic "Outbid but Never Outgunned")>Legacy of the Force: Tempest>Legacy of the Force: Exile>Legacy of the Force: Sacrifice (and the short story "Boba Fett: A Practical Man")>Legacy of the Force: Inferno>Legacy of the Force: Fury>Legacy of the Force: Revelation>Legacy of the Force: Invincible>Crosscurrent (and the short story "A Fair Trade")>Riptide>Millennium Falcon>Fate of the Jedi: Outcast>Fate of the Jedi: Omen (and the short stories "Imprint" and "First Blood")>Fate of the Jedi: Abyss>Fate of the Jedi: Backlash>Fate of the Jedi: Allies>Fate of the Jedi: Vortex>Fate of the Jedi: Conviction>Fate of the Jedi: Ascension>Fate of the Jedi: Apocalypse (and the short story "Getaway")>X-Wing: Mercy Kill (and the short story "Roll of the Dice")>Crucible (and the short story "Good Hunting")Later Legacy era (130 ABY to 139 ABY):>Star Wars: Legacy comic Vol. 1 (52 issues)>Star Wars: Legacy - War comic (6 issues)>Star Wars: Legacy comic Vol. 2 (18 issues)
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>>217264969wasn't he Luuke's?
>>217263369I want a yuuzhan vong trilogy, with david cronenberg
>>217263521Pretty much.
>>217263250I do agree that it is miles above disney's shit but i remember that 20 years ago when it was published, ironically fans then on forums like TheForce.Net/Jedi Council called the Dark Nest Trilogy and Legacy of the Force shit and some of them were outright calling for Denning's head. Some would probably say that SW fans are never happy but truth is we didn't knew then how good we had it
>>217269672what a witty joke, haven't heard that one before