Why did Mads take a massive shit on his shoulder?
He's the log poster
>>217264646In the original script he was supposed to lay his huge dong on his shoulder and beat his cheeks with it but test audiences found the scene too sexually demeaning for little dick James.
>>217264646It's called shit torture or as it was classically known, a Cleveland steamer
>>217264646Daniel Craig agreed to play Bond on one weird condition
He meant to shake him, not turd.
>>217264750On his way to gay nightclubs (to avoid fights)
>>217264750At first I thought this was AI but it's real?
>>217264646cmon i have already fapped 3 times today why do you want to make me suffer
>>217264646Only thing I remember from this scene is him getting knocked in the balls kek
>>217264646Did he just have the knotted rope and torture room all set up beforehand? Did he preemptively pay the Casino for using said space in its basement?
>>217264646Wonder when they'll release the forced sodomy scene, supposedly Craig was hard and leaking the entire time Mads "penetrated" him
>>217264646it's a gay male 'tish thing you wouldn't get it, or actually you should
I preferred the way they did the torture scene in the 1967 Casino Royale, with Orson Welles as lechifrehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OqgFY6ZhOfQ
>>217265091yes most actors are huge faggots irl. Hugh Jackman for example, I respect him but hes a dorky theater nerd who enjoys really cheesy shit.
>>217265285I love this movie. Even tho its a parody the visuals and sets are still really good and worthy of a more serious movie. Even shit like Austin Powers looks way cheaper.
>>217264750Would like to remind everyone that under 99% of actors tough guy demeanors is a theater kid that got called a faggot in school by his peers who went on to have normal families without drug addictions or child molestation parties.
>>217265006Hold on now, Sean Bean was stabbed in a bar fight years back. Maybe pubs and clubs are kind of dangerous in the UK. Must be all the Muslims.
>>217265759>normal familiesso divorce raped in their mid 30s or have gay theatre kids of their own
>>217264750>vodka?
>>217265759Bullshit, faggot.
remember those images from early 2010s /b/ of a girl who got pooped on her head during a party? I wonder what became of her.
>>217264750This faggot hated Bond so much he does zesty shit like this on purpose in an attempt to demolish the role
>>217264646Eww!!! Haha
>>217264646this was the gayest shit I've seen in FUCKING DECADES of watching Bond Kinossomehow I knew it was over
craig loves letting other men do stuff to his dick and balls.
>>217264646Dropping a log on your captive is torture 101, it establishes your complete control over your enemy.
>>217267587https://youtu.be/k5e5GjnyMHI?t=16
>>217265759all my bullies are junkie losers or dead now lol
>>217267692>still less gay than Mads&Craig
>>217264750This ad gave me AIDS
>>217267692>>217268201No, I like the scene. I miss the days when sodomites were ridiculed for their perversions.
>>217264750Kino moves desu
>>217264646That's his ball whipper rope. It's saturated with the juices of the many men whose balls he's whipped
>>217265759Based and truepilled>>217265849>>217266683>>217267726Imagine looking up to actors or even worse, thinking they're tough guys jfc They play pretend for a living, get a fucking grip
>>217265813the povvos were just like that even before the muslims arrived
>>217265941Amogus.
